We go to a Power Plant

            QUICK RECAP! Ok, so if you don’t remember, or didn’t read it, Laura killed Hamtaro and all his faggy ass friends, Chris is no longer being hit on by Ruby Moon either, he’s got Harry Potter to worry about, and all the electricity went out everywhere while we were role-playing. And that’s your quick recall, now for the battle!

 

 

At a power plant at night.

Everyone (Meaning the anime freaks and the ‘normal’ people) are at a power plant.

Jaime: What are you people doing here?

Chris: They’re ‘people’ now?
Lauren: You know what she means.

Kero and Suppi are hugging each other.

Li: Will you stop that, you’re making us look bad.

Danielle: I think you mean worse.

Sakura: Who cares what he means. (turns to Li) YOU’RE A CHEATING SON OF A BITCH!

Li: It’s all your fault! (points at Lucy)

Lucy: Not this shit again...

Laura: Hey where’s-

Chicken: I’m right here.

Laura: Let me finish next time Chicken!

Chicken: Fine!

Laura: As I was saying, where’s Gary?

Jenn: He died.

Chicken: Could we be so lucky?

Chris: That’s not nice… (excitedly) IS HE REALLY?!

Jenn: Yes, I killed him.

Ruby Moon: YAY! Now you can’t do anything to stop our ev-

Lucy: Don’t say evil, you’re just assholes… ASSHOLES!
Lauren: I’m not asking anymore.

Danielle: We learned to do that along time ago.

Lauren: Then I guess I’ll start now.

Kero and Suppi: I’M SO SCARED! THE DARK SCARES ME!
Yue: You’re so immature and childish!

Kero: And who’s the one SNORTING pot?

Suppi: YOU!

Tomoyo: Why did you k-kill Gary?

Jenn: (starts laughing) Now Tomoyo’s afraid of me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tomoyo: IT’S NOT FUNNY!

Jenn: I took a knife and shoved it through his 4 hearts.

Chris: He had 4 hearts?

Jenn: Not anymore.

Lauren: Why did you kill him?

Jenn: He annoyed me and since everyone hated him, I killed him.

Lauren: Just because we all hate him, you killed him?!

Jenn: You’re all so gullible! I just sent him into the ocean and took away his magical powers. So now, he can’t come on land ever again and is a normal octopus.

Danielle: Ok… (turns to the anime freaks) Why are you here?

Eriol: To fix the electricity.

Chris: Would you mind not talking?

Eriol: What’d I do?
Chris: You’re just freaking me out, can you hide behind someone or something?

Eriol: Why?

Chris: As I said, you’re freaking me out.

Lauren: Need we remind you, Chris, that’s not Harry Pot-

Chicken: POTHEAD!

Lauren: ER! Harry POTHEAD, happy now Chicken?

Chicken: Very.

Lauren: As I was saying, that’s Eriol, not Harry ‘Pothead’.

Chris: You’re right, I just have to remember that.

Laura: Are we going to get the power back or not?

Lucy: Oh yeah, let’s go yonder.

Everyone walks or flies into the power plant.

Venus: This is way too complicated, I give up.

Danielle: Hmmm…

Danielle starts connecting up all the wires and everything is running again.

Chris: How’d you know what to do?

Danielle: Oh, I was bored and decided to experiment and see what would happen if I connected all the wires together.

Everyone except Danielle: @_@;

A worm crawls by, catching Chicken’s attention.

Chicken: Yummy…

Chicken runs into the wires to get the worm and somehow knocks everyone into the wires in the process.
Anime characters: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Laura: SCREW YOU!

Laura gives the anime fruitcakes (love that word…) the middle finger. The remote control Laura made, that zapped everyone into Yu-Gi-Oh, falls out of Laura’s back pocket and lands on one of the broken, exposed wires. The remote has a reaction, causing all the ‘normal’ peoples’ souls to be zapped back into the Yu-Gi-Oh world.

Venus: You think they’re dead?

Kero: Who gives a shit, they’ll haunt us if they’re dead so even if they did die, we would never be rid of them. Oh well, at least we have electricity.

Suppi: You think they would haunt us?

Kero: Probably, but until then, we should take over the world and tell the world we restored the electricity, and then the world will bow before us!
Ruby Moon: Rule the world… I LIKE IT!

The electricity goes out.

Anime freaks: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Kero: Told you they’d haunt us. Wait… Ghosts AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Sakura and Kero start to go into convulsions on the floor.

In the Yu-Gi-Oh world, in Pegasus’s castle.

Everyone’s in a different area and nobody can see each other; they can only hear each other.

Lauren: Ow. Chicken, next time don’t run after a damn worm!

Laura: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CHICKEN?!

Chris: How do you know about Chicken?
Lucy: Huh? WHY ARE YOU ALL CONFUSING!?

Chris: When did my voice sound like I got kicked in the balls?

Lauren: And why is my voice all screwed up?

Laura: AHH! I SOUND LIKE A GUY!
Lucy: SO DO I AND I HAVE A FAGGY ASS ACCENT!

Chris: AHHHHH! I SOUND LIKE A GUY TOO! Wait, I am a guy. Ok, I never said that.

Lauren: Ok, um, why does this place look familiar…?

Laura: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Chris: What?

Lucy: NO FUCKING WHY!

Lauren: What?!

Laura: How can you not remember this place?!

Chris: Are we supposed to?

Laura: Wait, why am I talking to Pegasus?

Chris: What?

Lucy: And Yugi…

Lauren: What are you talking about, better yet… Who’s talking?

Laura: Téa and Bakura.

Lucy: So confused!

Lauren: I can’t take this, why do I sound like a fag?!

Lauren takes out a mirror.

Lauren: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.<;

Everyone (all those who were just talking) meet up with each other.

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Chris: What the hell, why are there two dimensional cartoon characters here!?

Lauren: Shut up, you’re one too!
Chris looks at his hand.

Chris: OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT! AHHHHHHHHHH! I’M BLIND IN MY LEFT EYE!

Laura: No, that’s you’re millenium eye.

Lucy: Hey, you have one too.

Lucy points at Laura’s.

Laura: Well, SO DO YOU! AND YOU HAVE WHITE HAIR! HA!

Lauren: What are you people talking about and how come you were complaining about having guy voices… YOU’RE GUYS!

Laura: I’m not.

Chris: I’m a guy.

Lauren: No shit.

Lucy: I’m not a guy either.

Laura: That’s just your schizophrenic other soul talking, you’re a guy.

Lucy: What schizophrenic other soul? YOU HAVE TWO!       

Lauren: You’re both guys!

Lauren takes out her mirror and hands it around to everyone.

Laura/Yugi: HOW’S THIS POSSIBLE!?

Chris/Pegasus: What are you complaining about? I ONLY HAVE ONE EYE!

Lucy/Bakura: ONE EYE?! WHAT ARE YOU UPSET ABOUT?! I’M HALF FAG AND HALF EVIL! I can accept the evil, HELL NO TO THE FAG!

Lauren/Téa: Well, where’s everyone else…?

In a dungeon somewhere under the castle.

No one can see each other either, except for Chicken and Jenn.

Jenn: DUDE!
Chicken: HI THERE!
Danielle: That doesn’t sound normal, especially coming from, Kaiba? Wait, I DON’T SOUND NORMAL EITHER!

Jenn: Yo, what you stressing about dude?

Chicken: I’M INSANE!
Jenn: Will you stop talking to me you insane piece of road kill!

Chicken: You’re so mean!
Chicken runs over and bites Jenn on the nose.

Jenn: HEY!

Danielle: I’m not the one stressing at the moment.

Jenn: GET OFF OF MY NOSE!!!

Chicken: Not till you say sorry.

Danielle walks over to a guy with brown hair with a squirrel hanging off of his nose.

Danielle: Uhhhh…

Jenn: YOU MIND GETTING THIS THING OFF OF MY NOSE?!

Danielle: Who are you talking to?

Jenn: YOU!
Danielle: Do I know you?

Jenn: I DON’T KNOW YOU BUT I WOULD RIP AN INSANE SQUIRREL OFF YOUR NOSE IF YOU NEEDED ME TO!

Danielle: Fine, if I get rabies and die, I’m coming after you.

Danielle rips the squirrel off of Jenn’s nose.

Jenn: Thanks. Oh and if it did have rabies, I would be the most likely to die, because it was biting me. YOU LITTLE FUCK!

Chicken: HEY!
Jenn: Gary wouldn’t do that for me.

Danielle: How do you know Gary?

Jenn: He’s gone. HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM!?

Danielle: Duh, I’m me, Danielle!

Jenn: Well, I’ll be damned! YOU TURNED INTO A MAN!

Danielle/Shadi: I sort of realized when I found out I had a deep voice.

Jenn: Well, I’M A GUY TOO!
Danielle/Shadi: Ok…

Chicken: And I, Chicken, am a squirrel!

Jenn: And I’m Jenn!

Danielle/Shadi: Ok, I hope we never have to reintroduce each other like that again.

Jenn/Seto: I wonder where Jaime and everyone else are…

Chicken/Squirrel: I CAN’T FLY ANYMORE!

Chicken jumps into a wall.

Chicken/Squirrel: SEE!

Danielle/Shadi: Chicken, please stop.

Jenn/Seto: Yeah, you’re going to kill yourself.

Chicken/Squirrel: (tears start to form in his eyes) YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT ME! WAHHHHHHHHHHH! I NEVER THOUGHT ANYONE EVER LIKED OR CARED ABOUT ME! I FEEL TEARS OF JOY COMING! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Chicken starts crying.

Danielle/Shadi: Ok, I guess we’d better pick him up and find everyone else.

Danielle, Jenn and Chicken all go to find everyone else.

In a hospital somewhere.

Jaime: Feeling dizzy…

A male nurse walks in.

Nurse: (in a gay voice) OH MY GOD I THOUGHT YOU DIED!
Jaime: What? AHHHHH! I SOUND LIKE A FAG!

Nurse: What do you mean sound?
Jaime: HEY! I’m not fag!
Nurse: Then why do you hit on your grandson?

Jaime: WHAT?! HOW COULD I HAVE A GRANDSON, I’M 13 YEARS OLD!    

Nurse: Not last time I checked. You were about 89 or so.

Jaime: NO I’M NOT! 

Nurse: Oh, that’s right, you’re living in the past…

Jaime: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON!?

Nurse: Do we have to go through this list everyday?

The nurse takes out a list of all the drugs he’s on.

Jaime: Screw that!

Nurse: For the last time, you’re too old for me to screw, if you were a little bit younger, I would just be forced to take you home and cuddle with you every night!

The nurse grabs Jaime’s pillow and starts hugging it and rolling on the floor with it and laughing in a gayer voice.

Jaime: Ok, I’m out of here!

Jaime walks out of the hospital room and down a hall. She turns and sees a mirror and looks at her reflection…

Jaime: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jaime sees an old man in the mirror who’s about 2 feet tall.

Jaime/Grandpa: I’M THE SIZE OF A LIFE SIZED PILLOW!

Jaime runs out of the hospital and about 500 miles into Pegasus’s castle.

In Pegasus’s castle.

Jaime/Grandpa: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I’M AN OLD FOGY! AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Chris/Pegasus: All, the REALLY insane people are accounted for, guess that’s Jaime.

Laura/Yugi: No, ya’ think? NOOOOOO! FEELING YUGI POWER TAKING OVER BODY! AHHHHHHHHHHH! (uncontrollably) YU-GI-OH!
Lucy/Bakura: Damn…

Yami Laura/Yugi: Who are you people, you are not the right people! YOU SWAPPED SOULS! YOU USED YOUR ITEM DIDN’T YOU, YOU FAG! (turns to Lucy)

Lucy/Bakura: What the fuck are you looking at me for? I’m a fucking dumb ass, though, I don’t know what I can call you?

Yami Laura/Yugi: You’re wasting my time! (turns to Chris) THEN IT WAS YOU PEGASUS!

Chris/Pegasus: (looks around to see who he’s talking too) Me?
Yami Laura/Yugi: Don’t play dumb with me!
Lauren/Téa: Uh…What?

Jaime/Grandpa: The apocalypse, we’re all Yu-Gi-Oh characters! 

Danielle, Jenn and Chicken all walk over.

Jaime/Grandpa: How come we’re all guys!?

Lauren/Téa: I’m not a guy…

Jaime/Grandpa: Aren’t you just lucky!
Danielle/Shadi: How does that old man know what’s going on, but, not us?

Lauren/Téa: That’s Jaime.

Jaime/Grandpa: Yes, it is I, Jaime.

Jenn/Seto: How do you know what happened before all of us did?

Jaime/Grandpa: It comes with being an old man…Wisdom.

Chris/Pegasus: Jaime, cut the crap.

 Yami Laura transforms back into, well, Laura.

Laura/Yugi: Damn, that sucked. WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE TWO SOULS?!

Chicken/Squirrel: I don’t know.

Laura/Yugi: (turns to Lucy) I can’t wait till your other soul turns you into an evil fag, I’M GOING TO LAUGH!

Lucy/Bakura: You’ve been smoking the Yu-Gi-Oh pot haven’t you?
Laura/Yugi: ME?! No, that was YAMI me.

Chris/Pegasus: Well, he sucks at smoking it, he put the pot cigarette in backwards. Well, he lit it and then he put the burning part in his mouth.

Jaime/Grandpa: Uh huh…

Danielle/Shadi: Laura, you have that remote control?

Laura/Yugi: No, that’s in my other body, sorry.

Lauren/Téa: Wait, so now, we’re anime freaks?
Jenn/Seto: Looks like it.

Evil Lucy/Bakura: I must find an open body!

Evil Lucy runs away laughing insanely.

Laura/Yugi: Finally… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR HAVE 2 SOULS TOO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Danielle/Shadi: Who could reek more havoc, Lucy or possessed Lucy?

Laura/ Yugi: NOOO! THE POINTY HAIR FEELING! COMING AGAIN! (uncontrollably) YU-GI-OH!

Laura turns into Yami Laura.

Yami Laura/Yugi: He’s out to steal souls-

Danielle/Shadi: Isn’t that him? (points at Chris)

Yami Laura/Yugi: Well, he steals souls too. Anyway, like I was saying… I MUST STOP BAKURA!

Yami Laura runs away after Bakura.

Chicken/Squirrel: This is some seriously screwed up shit.

Back in the real world, at the power plant.

Sakura: I’m so scared!

Li: Don’t worry Sakura, it’s only darkness, it’s not like anything’s going to happen.

Sakura: Shut up Li and never talk to me again!

Li: You always have such a bitchy attitude! I’m just trying to be nice and you bitch off about it!

Venus: Get over her Li, she’s below you.

Sakura: WHAT!? I am SO above him!

Venus: SHUT UP! YOU HAD A CHANCE WITH HIM AND YOU BLEW IT-

Sakura: I never gave him a blow job! HOW COULD YOU TELL PEOPLE THAT YOUR SO HORRIBLE!

Li: What do you mean you never gave me a blow job? You gave me about ten.

Venus: Regardless, he’s mine now, and I can give him as many blow jobs as he wants.

Sakura: I don’t give a shit! I have another guy in my life!

Li: What, some fat ass bus driver?

Yue: That’s not very nice to call someone!

Venus: Don’ t get involved Li, they’re not worse your time.

Li: You’re right, they’re not.

Sakura: ERRRRRRRRR! Tomoyo, you’ve been really quiet this whole time. I thought you were afraid of the dark- OH MY GOD TOMOYO! HOLD ON I’LL RUN BACK TO JAPAN AND GET YOUR PACEMAKER!

Tomoyo: No Sakura, I’m fine.

Sakura: Good, you had me scared there for a minute.

Kero: What about me, you don’t care about me?

Suppi: OR ME!?

Ruby Moon: You would be doing the world a favor if you died.

Suppi: YOU’RE SO MEAN!
Kero: We seriously have to find a new crowd to hang out with.

The lights pop back on.

Ruby Moon: GOOD LORD!
To the left you have Li with his hand up Venus’s shirt, in the center you have Sakura making out with Yue and her hands down his pants and to your right you have Tomoyo and Eriol gettin’ hot and heavy. 

Ruby Moon: I’m the only one not getting any action around here!

Ruby Moon grabs Kero and starts kissing him.

Yugi: That’s the last time I play hide and seek with you Bakura.

Bakura: Well, we did end up in a dungeon chained to a wall.

Téa: Will you please stop talking about your porn love life?

Seto: You just want them to stop because you can’t get some.

Téa: I could if I wanted to! And I have!

Grandpa: Uh… No you can’t…Wait, oh yeah, your stuffed animals.

Suppi: Are you seeing, what I’m seeing?

Eriol: I thought they were better then us, in a porn kind of way.

Squirrel: Who are you people?

Pegasus: I have two eyes again! I CAN SEE THROUGH BOTH!

Shadi: Get over it.

Pegasus: You cursed me with that a cursed thing!

Grandpa: Get over it!

Yugi: I just noticed something…

Squirrel: What’d you notice this time smart ass… You have a dick?
Yugi: Will you shut up about that, I realized that last week. Anyway, I just realized we all look different and have different voices.

Bakura: Well, I’ll be damned.

Seto: You all ready are.

Tomoyo: Wait, you mean, you don’t hate us and want to kill us?
Seto: Not now, we don’t.

Sakura: Who are you people…?
Grandpa/Jaime: Gay homosexuals.

Venus: Would you mind if we videotaped you?

Yugi/Laura: Not at all.

Pegasus/Chris: What if they try to steal our souls?

Seto/Jenn: You’re the only one who does that.

Squirrel/ Chicken: You’re such an asshole I swear…

Téa/Lauren: Swearing is bad.

Bakura/Lucy: Stop with your good and innocent act, we know you’re not a virgin.

Téa/Lauren: Maybe I want you all to know I’m not a virgin.

Sakura pulls a video camera out of Yue’s pants.

Li: You’re so disgusting, Yue.

Ruby Moon: I don’t want to know what else you have down there…

Yue: You just wish you could get some of this.

Ruby Moon: You are so nasty!

Yue: Envy…

Pegasus/Chris: I just had a great idea!
Squirrel: What this time genius?

Pegasus/Chris: STOP IT! Anyway, I thought we should take over the world!
Kero: THAT’S A GREAT IDEA!

Pegasus/Chris: Yeah, I know.

Tomoyo: Then, I’ll tape what happens when we take over the world and call it ‘A Fantasy Come True’.

Eriol: Good idea, we’ll just have to work on the name.

Tomoyo: Ok. (smiles and Eriol and then starts tonguing it)

Sakura: Where should we start first, Paris? Madrid? Washington D.C.? Tokyo? Hong Kong? Burger King?

Li: You can’t rule the world by taking over Burger King.

Sakura: You wouldn’t know, it’s way over your head, you, you… MEANIE!
Everyone except Sakura gasps.

Pegasus/Chris: YOU’RE REALLY MEAN!

Sakura: Damn straight, I’m a slave driver!

Yugi/Laura: I can tell.

Téa/Lauren: Are we ever going to take over the world or are we just going to stand here in shock of what she just said?
Grandpa/Jaime: I feel young again!

Yugi/Laura: I feel old.

Bakura/Lucy: No Yugi, remember, you’re in high school, you just look like you’re five.

Yugi/Laura: Oh yeah, thanks.

Ruby Moon: And back to taking over the world!

Eriol: (who stops kissing) Since when are you focused.

Ruby Moon: Since I haven’t been infatuated with someone. Hmph! Thinking I’m stupid!

Seto/Jenn: (in a giddy voice [ok, I’m hyper now so I feel like using ‘giddy’ and, yes, I know it sounds gay and I am straight. Wow, that was totally off subject but, oh well, as I wrote before I’M HYPER!]) What are we waiting for? LET’S TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

All the other anime jackasses: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

All of them walk out of the power plant to go take over the world.

Back in the demented Yu-Gi-Oh world…

Danielle/Shadi: Hmmm… Now how do we get out of these bodies?

Jenn/Seto: Yeah, I hate sounding like this guy with this really screwed up voice!

Chris/Pegasus: That’s nothing, if you haven’t noticed, it sounds like I’ve been kicked in the balls! Actually, I have been feeling some discomfort down there-

Lauren/ Téa: CHRIS! SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!

Chris/Pegasus: Well I am.

Chicken/Squirrel: Why is Jaime so quiet?

Everyone looks at Jaime who is asleep.

Jenn walks over to Jaime quietly.

Jenn/Seto: WAKE UP!

Jaime/Grandpa: WHOA! YOU ALMOST GAVE ME HEARTATTACK!
Jenn/Seto: Then why are you sleeping?

Jaime/ Grandpa: I can’t help it, I’m old… What’s goin’ on in there? AHHHHHHHHHH! THAT’S NOT RIGHT!
Jaime, who’s about one foot nothing is in plain view of * coughs * Yeah, notices that there’s movement goin’ on down there (or in direct view from Jaime’s level).

Chicken/Squirrel: AHHHHHHHHH! COVER MY EYES! COVER YOUR EYES TOO! AHHHHHHHHHH!

Chris looks down at Jaime and Chicken who are having spas attacks on the floor and notice his pants moving.

Chris/Pegasus: AHHHHHHHHHH!

A beaver comes flying out of Chris’s pants.

Everyone who’s there (Laura and I (Lucy) aren’t there because we’re both possessed by homosexuals and went running away, in case you don’t remember): AHHHHHHHHH!

Beaver: OH MY GOD! WHY WAS I IN THERE!?

Chicken/Squirrel: WHY WERE YOU IN HIS PANTS!?

Beaver: I JUST SAID THAT! ANYWAY! Well, all I remember is blackness, and then I woke up in his pants. Oh yeah, YOU STOLE MY SOUL!

Chris/Pegasus: I never did that.

Beaver: YOU LIE!

The beaver bites Chris (you decide where).

Chris: AHHHHHHHHHH! THAT HURT!

Chicken/Squirrel: YOU THINK HOMO!?
Chicken runs over to Beaver and starts fighting with him.

Beaver: AHHHHHHH! MERCY! MERCY!

Chicken stops attacking.

Chicken/Squirrel: NOW GO AWAY!
Beaver runs away.

Lauren/Téa: This is some seriously screwed up shit…

Chicken/Squirrel: HEY! I said that before.

Lauren/Téa: Be flattered, I agree.

Chicken’s eyes turn into those star thingys (I can’t really explain, it’s on e of those things where you know what I mean, or you, don’t…Actually that’s what most of the things I say are, I seriously suck at explaining things…WHY MOST I SUCK AT THIS? WHY!? Sorry, I’m having another spas attack, anyway, BACK TO THE BATTLE!) and stares at Lauren.

Chicken/Squirrel: OH MY GOD! I HAVE A GIRL FRIEND!
Lauren/Téa: WHAT!?
Everyone else stares at each other in a confused way.
Lauren/Téa: No, no, I’m not your girlfriend. HELL NO!

Chicken/Squirrel: I know you love me!

Chicken starts rubbing his head against Lauren’s leg.

Lauren/Téa: CHICKEN!

Lauren kicks Chicken off of her and into a wall.

Chicken/Squirrel: MY FIRST LOVE! I’m so excited!

Lauren turns to Chris.

Lauren/Téa: You think this is pretty damn funny, don’t you?!

Chris/Pegasus: I didn’t say anything though…

Lauren/Téa: You don’t need to, IT’S OBVIOUS!

Chris/Pegasus: But- Oh, yes, I know exactly what your going through, I went through it too, denial.

Danielle/Shadi: Wait, so you were in denial about being in love with Ruby Moon, Venus and Harry ‘Pothead’? But, now you can except it?
Chris/Pegasus: Exact- NO! DANIELLE! I MEANT I COULDN’T BELIEVE THEY LIKED ME AND I WAS IN DENIAL ABOUT THAT!

Lauren/Téa: Chris, you don’t help!

Chris/Pegasus: Well, I tried! (turns to everyone else) UNLIKE YOU PEOPLE!

Jaime/Grandpa: Whoa, with those sudden outbursts, you’re going to give me a heart attack! Oh to be young again.

Jenn/Seto: Jaime, shut up, you sound like a fag.

Lucy and Laura come running back after they both went all schizophrenic on everyone.

Laura/Yugi: DAMN THIS DAMN POINTY HAIRED FREAK!

Lucy/Bakura: At least you have blond hair and you’re a BLOND haired FREAK!

Danielle/Shadi: Laura, do you happen to have that remote with you?

Laura checks her pockets.

Laura/Yugi: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Uh…No. I told you that before!

Lauren/Téa: So, we’re stuck here…

Laura/Yugi: Yup. Which I also said before!

Chris/Pegasus: Or until one of the anime people-

Jenn/Seto: Anime ‘people’? They’re worthy of that title of people even though two look like small deformed teddy bears, one looks like an angel send from hell and, one has red hair and butterfly wings, yup, they worthy of being called people.

Jaime/Grandpa: And you were mocking me about calling them people! HA LOOK AT YOU!

Chris/Pegasus: You know what I meant, anyway, or until they do stupid stuff and find the remote and fool around with it and end up getting us out…

Jaime/Grandpa: You know, that might actually happen…

Chicken/Squirrel: Why is everyone saying the same things they said before?! AHHHHHHHHHH! CONSPIRACY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Back in the real world, just outside of the power plant.

A REALLY fucked up person with pointy (no, Laura, not up up and POINT) hair walks over to the anime freaks.

Kero: You look like us!
Yugi/Laura: I’M NOT A VIRGIN!

Grandpa/Jaime: Who is? Even I can still get some.

Pegasus/Chris: You’re so funny, Grandpa!

Grandpa/Jaime: I all ready told you, you have to stop being so faggy if you want to get some of this…

Guy: (in a high pitched gay voice, but really higher than Pegasus’s) Like, hi!

Seto/Jenn: THAT’S NOT FAR! YOU STILL HAVE AN ANIME BODY AND…AND…AND…YOU’RE FROM THE SAME SHOW AS US!

Everyone gasps except for Shadi, Téa and Bakura who weren’t paying any attention.

Téa/Lauren: STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY SOUL!

Shadi/Danielle: Give back the eye. Slowly give back the eye…

Bakura/Lucy: NO, IT’S MINE! YOU CAN’T HAVE IT!

Pegasus/Chris: (starts crying) GIVE ME BACK MY EYE! WAHHHHHHHH!

Grandpa/Jaime: (Oh and for the record, remember bodies are switched and so are souls so umm… JUST REMEMBER THAT!) I told you if you wanted to get some you would have to stop acting like a fag!
Grandpa (notice it DOESN’T SAY JAIME!) punches Pegasus (also notice it DOESN’T SAY CHRIS) in the balls.

Yugi/Laura: GRANDPA! That’s not very nice at all!
Guy: UH HEM!

Everyone looks at the guy.

Guy: Uh, ummm… OH YEAH! I want to like take over the world with you people, your cool… Except for all you…you… NOT ANIMATED PEOPLE!
Gasps come from all the not animated people.

Pegasus/Chris: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO MEAN!?
Grandpa/Jaime: STOP BEING SUCH A FAG!
Bakura/Lucy: SLAVE DRIVER well, other slave driver…! I’M GOING TO STEAL YOUR SOUL!

Bakura starts to walk over to Grandpa.

Sakura: (whispers to Tomoyo) Are you taping this?
Tomoyo: (whispers back): Uh huh.

Shadi/Danielle: (to Bakura) STOP DOING THAT!

Bakura walks closer to Grandpa with his right eye bugging out of his head (and no, I’m not a guy).

Shadi/Danielle: Don’t make me get out the stun gun!
Téa/Lauren: YOU’RE INSANE! STOP STEALING SOULS! (whispers to Shadi) How much longer do we have to entertain him like?

Shadi/Danielle: You have to remember, he’s retarded…

Guy: Ok, can we like take over the world now?

Eriol: Yeah, let’s go.

Guy: Uh, like wait! Doesn’t anyone want to know who I am, what me name is?

Li: Not really…

Sakura: Shut up, you fuckin’ male prostitute!

Li: I’m not a prostitute!

Yue: (to Sakura) Don’t waste your time with him.

Li: Shit, Sakura, I’m the prostitute? YOU’RE THE ONE TRYING TO GET DOWN YUE’S PANTS!

Yue: What do you mean try? She all ready accomplished that.

Li: The point being, you’re so desperate, you have to hit on your cousin and your guardian!

Sakura: Venus…Need I say more?

Venus: (who’s in the middle of stuffing) Wha?

Sakura: See! And, at least Yue has one that’s bigger than half an inch!

Li: Mine’s three inches!
Yue: Mines’ twelve.

Ruby Moon: DAMN!

Eriol: Can we get going?
Tomoyo: Wait, you think you have big dicks? Eriol’s is twenty-four inches!

Eriol: TOMOYO! Will you stop telling people that!
Tomoyo: But it’s just so cute.

Tomoyo starts showing the measurements with her hands.

Ruby Moon: Holy shit, how’s it fit in your pants?

Guy: ERRRRRRRR! MY NAME’S DUKE!

Yugi/Laura: Oh, damn it! I thought we could have escaped you, you DICK!
Sakura: Yes, that’s what we’ve been talking about.

Eriol: Ok, that’s enough of this.

Eriol starts walking away from the power plant. Everyone else follows him.

In the Yu-Gi-Oh world.

Chicken’s running around in circles and having a panic attack.

Danielle/Shadi: Don’t make me stick this key up your ass. (The millenium item thing is a key that Shadi has)

Chicken/Squirrel: I CAN’T IT’S INVOLUNTARY! I CAN’T CONTROL THESE SUDDEN ACTIONS! And it’s everyone’s fault that I’m like this.

Chris/Pegasus: How?

Chicken/Squirrel: You’re all saying the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over an-

Laura/Yugi: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

The other Yu-Gi-Oh characters who didn’t have they’re souls switched run over to everyone, thinking they’re themselves. BUT THEY’RE NOT ARE THEY!? (sorry, sudden out burst)

Bandit Keith: I’M INSANE! ARRRRRRR!

Mai (by the way, this character’s a female): Oh my God, you’re so childish!

Mokuba: (to Jenn/Seto) BROTHER!

He runs over to Jenn with his arms outstretched.

Mokuba: GIVE ME A HUG!
Jenn/Seto: I don’t want to. Go away.

Tristen: Why are you always so mean?

Jenn/Seto: You know, if you put a white robe on over you, you would look like you were from the Ku Klux Klan.

Tristen: Uh…

Lauren/Téa: What are you talking about?

Joey: Why don’t you just shut up!

Lauren/Téa: Why?

Joey: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHY!

Lauren/Téa: Uh…sorry no, drawing a blank…

Joey: ERRRRRRRRR! YOU’RE THE ONLY STRAIGHT ONE! AND YOU NEVER LET US FORGET IT!

Jaime/Grandpa: But, you are gay. Why does it matter if she makes sure you don’t forget and think you’re straight?

Joey: Oh, Gramps, I didn’t see you down there. Why are you standing up for her? Wait, you’re still alive?

Lucy/Bakura: Looks like it.

Tristen: YOU’RE EVIL! I THOUGHT YOU WERE STILL FAGGY, NORMAL YOU! I THOUGHT! I THREW THAT EVIL THING OUT THE WINDOW! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE ENOUGH COMMON SENSE TO NOT GO LOOKING FOR IT!

Lucy/Bakura: You think too much.

Tristen: (to Mokuba) That’s the guy that was trying to inhabit your body when it was soulless.

Mokuba: (gasps) Really?

Tristen: Yeah and he’s evil again!

Laura starts cracking up.

Joey: It’s not very funny Yugi. What if he goes after your body next?

Laura/Yugi: (ceases laughing) I all ready have two souls in this body, so three just won’t work.

Joey: Are you questioning me, you little shit?

Laura/Yugi: What the hell did you just call me?

Lucy/Bakura: (being annoying because the Yu-Gi-Oh freaks are being gay) You’re starting to piss me off so, I guess I’ll have to kill you and then put my evil soul in your body. Doesn’t that sound like loads of fun? (yeah, it sounded wrong, but it could have sounded worse)

Tristen: I’m not going to let you do that!
Tristen runs over to a closet and starts chasing Lucy with a broom.

Lucy/Bakura: I never thought I’d be chased with a broom before!

Joey: (to Laura) You’re dissin’ me, I’m going to chase you too.

Joey takes out a mop and starts chases Laura with it.

Laura/Yugi: Ditto, but only with a mop!

Danielle/Shadi: What the fuck…

Mai: AHHHHHH! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!? And why are you so weird looking?

Danielle/Shadi: I look weird? I’m the only person who doesn’t have pointy ass hair here.

Bandit Keith: PEGASUS! I’M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR REAL THIS TIME!

Chris still doesn’t know that his character’s name is Pegasus. So he’s just standing there watching Danielle yelling at Mai and Laura and Lucy being chased around with a mop and broom.

Bandit Keith: WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?!
Laura/Yugi: (while ducking from the mop) Uh…Chris, that’s you!
Chris/Pegasus: What?

Bandit Keith starts chasing Chris with a dagger.

Chicken/Squirrel: Don’t worry Lauren, I’ll protect you!

Lauren/Téa: Chicken, if you keep this up, I’m going to kick your ass. Know that now.

Chicken/Squirrel: But I thought you loved me!

Lauren/Téa: Exactly, you THOUGHT I loved you. I DON’T!

Chicken/Squirrel: B-B-B-B-BUT-

Laura/Yugi: I thought I was the one that stutters.

Chicken/Squirrel: I’m so over you now!

Lauren/Téa: THANK GOD!

Mokuba walks over to Jenn.

Jenn/Seto: What do you want now?

Mokuba: WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU?!

Jenn/Seto: What did who do to who?

Mokuba: What did Pegasus do to you?!

Jenn/Seto: Nothing…?

Mokuba: You’re not you!

Mokuba starts crying and trying to beat up Jenn but his punches suck major ass.

Jenn/Seto: Jaime, are you asleep again?

Jaime/Grandpa: No. I’m just too confused to say anything.

Jenn/Seto: What’s to be  confused about?

Jaime/Grandpa: Well, I can understand why Chris is running away from some guy with a dagger but, why are Laura and Lucy running away from a broom and mop?

Danielle bitch slaps Mai.

Mai: OH MY GOD! YOU STUPID WHORE! YOU SMUDGED MY MAKE-UP!
Danielle and Mai get into a cat fight. It’s one of those fights where they’re ripping at each other’s heads and pulling hair, only Danielle was pulling Mai’s hair and Mai was pulling on the cloth thingy on top of Danielle’s head. Everyone stops chasing each other and watches the fight.

Joey: Hey, this is pretty entertaining.

Jaime/Grandpa: Damn skippy.

Laura/Yugi: You’re a dipshit.
Jaime/Grandpa: Thanks Laura, thanks.

Back in the real world.

Tomoyo: Why are you upset?

Eriol: You don’t tell that to people.

Duke: Let’s take over that pile of garbage over there.

Sakura: That’s a great idea.

Duke: You think so?

Sakura: Yeah.

Sakura and Duke run over to the garbage pile together, holding hands.

Duke: Ok, we took over the garbage.

Li: You can’t take over garbage.

Sakura: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Li: Not starting this again.

Yugi/Laura: (who somehow got lost) HEY! GUYS WAIT UP!

Yugi runs up the garbage pile and falls down on his ass. Sense you ass is where back pockets are located he does something that makes the remote switch the souls back and all the Yu-Gi-Oh freaks bodies and friends are zapped onto the garbage pile.

Laura: Why am I sitting on garbage?! Wait…I’M ME AGAIN!
Tomoyo: But we didn’t get to take over to world!

Jaime: Are you shitting me? You could never do that.

Pegasus: What a groovy trip.

Sakura: Oh, Yue, I’m going out with Duke now.

Yue: Whatever, I’m going out with Venus.

Venus: Yeah and so, sorry Li.

Li: No worries, I’m going out with Mai now.

Grandpa: Whatever happened to that male nurse?

Yugi: I liked having two hair colors instead of three. I’m so upset. And I have two souls again. Why does this shit always happen to me?

Bakura: Don’t worry, you’ll adjust. After all, we’re all special individuals. Look at us, we have to souls. It doesn’t make us queer, it makes us different.

Bandit Keith: You just look like a bunch of assholes to me.

Sakura: What?!
Bandit Keith: Your show is gay, well, so is our show but yours is horrible.

Kero: Take that back!

Lauren: Want to leave now?

Everyone that’s not animated leaves.

Mai: I guess this’ll be one fucked up relationship.

Li: You don’t stuff by any chance…Do ya?

 

 

                                                            The End