We go into Dreams (as in the ones you have at night!)

***Some dreams have been made up because some people ‘don’t have dreams’ (which is bullshit, that or, they don’t remember or they don’t want to tell us). This is why they shall have to deal with their DOOM! So if you see *** next to where their dream starts then you’ll know Jaime and I have made it up, therefore, they aren’t that sickly minded.***

 

 

 

In the CCS freaks and Sailor Venus’s secret hideout…A.k.a. a cardboard box with a huge antenna sticking out of it.

Suppi: IS IT DONE?! IS IT DONE?! 

Li and Eriol: NO!

Sakura throws Suppi into the wall, knocking him out and shutting him up.

Kero: (creeps over to Eriol and Li) Is it done yet?

Sakura takes out her staff and smashes Kero into the ground with it.

Sakura: Anymore questions?

Tomoyo: (has tears in her eyes)

Sakura: It’s ok if you have questions.

Sakura and Tomoyo start making out (tongues and all!).

Tomoyo: Thanks.

Sakura: Anytime.

Li: I still can’t get over that bi thing and (shudders) the way she kisses her cousin. (yeah, if you didn’t know Sakura and Tomoyo are cousins)

Eriol: Where’d Ruby Moon and Sailor Venus go?

Tomoyo: They went to the old hideout (under the tree that used to have a large antenna sticking out from the top of it, it doesn’t anymore, it was moved to their cardboard box) to make out with their life sized Chris doll.

Sakura: Oh…

Li: Ok, it’s done!

Tomoyo: W-what is it?

Eriol: A dream machine.

Sakura: So all of their dreams can come true?
Li: We’ll, screw them up actually.

Sakura: What’ll that do?!

Eriol: They’ll feel them physically and mentally.

Tomoyo: It doesn’t make any sense!

Li: The dreams you have when you sleep.

Sakura: So they can actually die in their sleep if they dream of dying?

Eriol: If that’s what they dream, than yes.

Tomoyo: How does it work?
Li: All you do is blast them with it and then, that night, when they dream, it’ll work.

Sakura: Cool, let’s find them. But, where would they be?

Eriol: If we were juvenile delinquents, where would we be?
Tomoyo: In some teenage jail?

Li: They broke out of jail, so not there. Hmmm…

Sakura: Attacking people?

Eriol: Attacking us more than other people.

Tomoyo: (takes out a phone book) Let’s look for everyone’s number.

Li: That wouldn’t help.

Tomoyo: We can call them and ask them where they live, one of them is bound to tell us.

Eriol: You think?

Sakura: It’s worth a try.

Sakura picks up the phone and starts dialing numbers (Jaime’s number).

At Jaime’s house.

Jaime: (looks at her caller I. D.) Why are those freaks calling my house?

The phone rings again.

Jaime: Should I pick it up? Why am I thinking out loud like this?

The phone rings yet again.

Jaime: (picks up the phone) (she disguises her voice to sound like a guy) Hello?
Sakura: Uh, hi, can we talk to Jaime?

Jaime: (in the disguised voice) Hold on. (She changes her voice back) Hello?
Sakura: Hi, this is the CCS people, where do you live?
Jaime: Why?

Sakura: ‘Cause we want to visit.

Jaime: Too bad, I already see you more than necessary, I’m not telling you where I live, BYE!

Jaime hangs up.

Sakura: WAIT!

Jaime: That was fun, I have to trick people with that voice more often.

Back at the anime hideout.

Sakura: Damn, she hung up!

Tomoyo: Who are you going to call next?
Li throws a dart at a phone book.

Li: Hmmm, the Danielle person.

Sakura dials Danielle’s phone number.

At Danielle’s house.

Danielle picks up her phone.

Danielle: Hello?
Sakura: Hi, is this Danielle?

Danielle: Last time I checked.

Sakura: Uh, well, I was wondering, where do you live?

Danielle: You’re voice is familiar, in a bad way.

Sakura: Huh?

Danielle: What annoying organism is calling?

Sakura: Oh, I’m from CCS.

Danielle: (changes her voice into a sarcastically happy voice) Really?

Sakura: Yeah.

Danielle: (in the same sarcastic voice) Wow, I never thought I would talk to you on the phone.

Sakura: Yeah, so where do you live?

Danielle: (changes her voice back) I don’t tell strange people where I live. Bye.

Danielle hangs up.

Sakura: NO WAIT!

At the hideout.

Sakura: Someone else has to call, they keep hanging up on me.

Li: I’ll do it.

Tomoyo throws a dart.

Tomoyo: Chris.

At the other hideout, where Sailor Venus and Ruby Moon.

Ruby Moon and Sailor Venus: CHRIS?! WHERE!?

Sailor Venus and Ruby Moon run out of the old hideout and run to the new one.

At the hideout where the other CCS freaks are.

Sailor Venus: WHO JUST SAID ‘CHRIS’?!

Tomoyo: (cautiously and confused) Me?

Ruby Moon: (eagerly) What about him?

Li sits over by the phone, waiting for someone to pick up on the other end.

Sakura: Li’s calling him.

Ruby Moon punches Li across the cardboard box, (Love Hina style!) knocks him out, picks up the phone and waits for an answer.

Eriol: Ok, since you’re going to talk to him, ask him where he lives.

Ruby Moon: Fine.

The phone rings and then finally an answering machine comes on.

Chris’s answering Machine: Hi, I’m not here right now, leave a message, unless you’re Venus, or Ruby Moon, better yet, unless you’re any anime freak don’t leave a message and leave me the hell alone. (Not Chris, the machine) BEEP!

Ruby Moon hangs up the phone.

Sakura: You didn’t say anything.

Ruby Moon: He said not to leave a message; he obviously wants me to call him on his Chris cell phone. Ruby Moon dials her Chris cell phone.

A Machine: I’m sorry, the number you have dialed no longer exists.

Ruby Moon: Yes, it does.

Machine: I’m sorry, the number you have dialed no longer exists.

Ruby Moon: NO, it DOES exist!

Machine: I’m sorry, the number you have dialed no longer exists.

Ruby Moon: Are you trying to start something?

Machine: I’m sorry, the number you have dialed no longer exists.

Ruby Moon: Screw you, asshole!

Machine: I’m sorry, the number you have dialed no longer exists.

Eriol: Are you fighting with that machine again?

Ruby Moon: It’s not a machine!

Eriol picks up the phone.

Machine: I’m sorry, the number you have dialed no longer exists.

Eriol hangs up the phone.

Ruby Moon: What was that for?!
Eriol: (slowly) It was a machine.

Sakura: Next person.

Venus picks up the phone and dials Lauren’s number.

At Lauren’s house.

A phone rings.

Lauren picks up the phone.

Lauren: Hello?

Venus: HI FAG!

Lauren: I’M NOT A FAG!

Lauren hangs up.

Where the anime freaks are.

Venus: Hello? HELLO?!
Eriol: (sarcastically) what great people skills.

Venus: What’d I do wrong?

Eriol: Give me the damn phone!

Eriol rips the phone out of Venus’s hand and calls Jenn and Gary.

At Jenn’s house.

The phone rings.

Jenn: Gary, get the phone.

Gary picks up the phone.

Jenn: Say hi.

Gary shoots out ink.

Jenn: Ok, fine give me the phone and you clean up your mess.

Gary gives Jenn the phone.

Jenn: Hi!
Eriol: Hi?

Jenn: How are you?
Eriol: Uh?

Jenn: Marilyn, you sound different.

Eriol: Ok…

Jenn: YOU’RE NOT MARILYN! I’M TALKINTG WITH SOME FREAK! AHHHHHH!

Jenn hangs up.

Jenn: Yes Gary, I know who it was, you told me. Well, of course I hung up on them. Marilyn? Oh, Marilyn, I just made her up to scare them.

Back at the anime hideout.

Eriol: Do they have another person on their side?

Sakura: What do you mean?

Eriol: WHO THE HELL IS MARILYN!?

Sakura: Ok… Someone call the next FREAK!

Tomoyo: I’ll call the next FREAK!

Tomoyo calls Laura.

Li wakes up.

Li: Damn…

At Laura’s house.

The phone rings.

Laura picks up the phone.

Laura: Yo?

Tomoyo: Hello, is this Laura.

Laura: Maybe.

Tomoyo: I need to speak to Laura.

Laura: Well, I’M LAURA!
Tomoyo: This might sound I little weird but, can you tell me where you live?

Laura: OF COURSE I’LL TELL YOU!
Tomoyo: Oh, thank you so much.
Laura: I live in South Caroline, Georgia.

Tomoyo: Thanks so much!
Laura: And the number is 666.

Tomoyo: Ok, thanks!

Laura: Ok, buh bye!

Tomoyo: Bye!
Laura hangs up.

Laura: Heh, Heh. I wonder how long they’re going to be looking for that place.

At the hideout.

Tomoyo: Ok, she lives, wait I FORGOT! ToT

Li: I’ll call the last person.

Li calls Lucy.

At Lucy’s house.

The phone rings.

Lucy picks up the phone.

Lucy: Hello?

Li: Uh, hi, where do you live.

Lucy: Hmmm, urrrrr, DER! (lol, Laura)

Li: Ok…

Lucy: THIS MEAN GUY IMED ME ONLINE AND HE WAS STUPID!

Li: Ok…

Lucy: Well, BYE!

Lucy hangs up.

Lucy: Wonder who that was… OH WELL!

Back at the anime place.

Li: I’m never doing that again.

Gary flies over to the anime place and breaks down the door.

Ruby Moon: AHHH! It’s a mutant bunny! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ruby Moon runs away screaming and flies to Vietnam.

Gary: (smiles) ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!

 Jenn walks in.

Jenn: There you are Gary.

Gary: EEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Jenn: Hi anime freaks.

Jenn and Gary leave.

Eriol: WAIT, WHO’S MARILYN!?
Eriol chases after Jenn and Gary.

Jenn: We’re going to be tailgated, Gary, LET’S FLY!

Jenn jumps on Gary and Gary flies away.

Eriol: (stops running) But, who’s Marilyn?

Later that day, when all the ‘normal’ people meet up someplace.

Jaime: Did the FREAKS call you guys too?

Lucy: So that’s who that was.

Laura: Don’t worry I sent them looking for South Carolina in Georgia or something like that.

Lauren: Why, what did they say?

Danielle: They didn’t call you?

Lauren: They did.

Chris: They didn’t call me. Well, they probably did but got my answering machine, which basically says fuck off.

 Lauren: Ok, well, they did call me but all I heard was ‘HI FAG!’ DAMN THEM! DAMN THEM! >_<

Jenn: That’s a different side to you.

Gary starts trying to talk again.

Jenn: That’s right. Gary and I went to their stupid hangout and one of them starting tailgating us. Those FREAKS!

Laura: Ok…

Danielle: Is there a reason everyone’s yelling out the word, ‘freak’?
Jenn: It emphasizes how FREAKy they are.

Danielle: So you’re only going to emphasize the word ‘freak’ but not the word ‘freaky’?
Jaime: Yeah, that about sums it up.

Lucy: It’s so stupid, I actually get it! : D

Lauren: Freaky…

Chris: Can we just stop with that word?
Jenn: Possibly.

Chris: Why do I bother?

Laura: It takes less time to give up then to try.

Chris: That’s great…

The anime freaks jump out of Gary’s head and onto the ground.

Danielle: Did you just jump off of Gary’s head?

Kero: YEAH!

Gary hits all the anime freaks with his tentacles.

Laura: You’re just like those faggy Yu-Gi-Oh freaks. I HAVE THE EYE I’M GOING TO STEAL YOUR SOULS!

Tomoyo: The eye?

Laura: Never mind…

Sakura: Whatever!

Danielle: How are they like the whatever oh freaks? Besides that they’re anime.

Laura: They were listening to our conversation and weren’t supposed to. EAVESDROPPING FREAKS!

Suppi: I WANT TO DO IT!

Suppi picks up the anime gun and shoots everyone that’s not them.

Jamie: That came out of nowhere.

Lucy: What the fuck was that it didn’t do anything.

Lauren: Maybe you should spend just a little more time on your gay inventions.

Li: Why didn’t it work?!

Gary magically sends all the anime freaks to Thailand.

Lauren: This is getting boring I’ll see you all some other time.

Lauren leaves and everyone else leaves shortly after.

Later that night, at Jaime’s house.

Jaime goes to sleep.

In Jamie’s dream.

Jaime: HMMMMMMMMMMMM… This is familiar, oh well.

Jaime walks around.

An unknown voice with a Jamaican accent: Jaime…

Jaime: NOT THIS DREAM AGAIN!

The voice keeps calling out Jaime’s name. All the sudden a Jamaican guy bursts out of Jaime’s wall and starts chasing her with a knife.

Jaime: Why the hell am I running away from a FREAK with a knife that’s inside of my dream?

Jaime stops running by her couch.

Jaime: Oh, would you look at that, there’s the cheese!

Jamaican guy: Uhhh… Ok…

Jaime: Why are you following me?

Jamaican guy: I was hired.

Jaime: Ok… I think I’m wasted.
Jamaican guy: Actually, you’re not.

He hands Jaime a business card.

Jaime: It’s blank on both sides.

Jamaican guy: Well maybe you are wasted, I don’t really know!  

The Jamaican guy starts chasing Jaime again and starts trying to attack her.

Jaime: MUST GET THE CHEESE!

Jaime starts to run toward the cheese.

The Jamaican slashes Jaime with his knife and cuts her arm as she grabs the cheese.

Jaime: Damn! Wait, that’s not supposed to hurt.

Jaime starts beating up the Jamaican guy with the cheese. The Jamaican guy eats the cheese.

Jaime: NOT MY CHEESE!
Jaime grabs his knife and starts stabbing him over and over again.

Jaime: Ok, I think he’s dead.

The Jamaican guy gets up with blood dripping from everywhere (so it’s like a giant pile of blood just started moving).

Jaime: Why aren’t you dead?!
Jamaican guy: That was your doing, you thought it would be freaky if I got up and I did.

Jaime: Wait, I got it, the reason all this is happening is because of those FREAKS!

Jamaican guy: Maybe.

Jaime: Stop talking and moving, whenever you move or talk you get blood all over me!

Jaime walks away and looks for the anime freaks in her dream.

Jaime: Hmmmm… Now where would they be.

Jaime walks around and sees Kero and Suppi looking for an exit out of Jaime’s dream.

Kero: I found it!

Jaime grabs Kero by his tail and throws him into Suppi, knocking them both to the ground.

Suppi: You’re on my ear get off.

Suppi pushes Kero off him.

Jaime grabs them both by their heads.

Jaime: First question why the hell are you in my dream?

Kero and Suppi: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

Kero: We were looking for cheese.

Jaime: Ok, never mind you’re obviously not going to be of any help.

Jaime bangs their heads together.

Jaime: NOW TELL ME!
Suppi: We don’t know!

Jaime: Ok, I’m just going to forget about asking any other question, you’re heads will fall off by then.

Kero: Then let us go!
Jaime: I didn’t say you didn’t have to answer the first question.

Jaime bangs their heads together again.

Kero: @_@ Ok, when we shot that ray gun at you guys this is what happened, and now we can change you’re dreams and everything. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jaime: Just so you know, you sucked major ass.

Kero and Suppi start crying.

Jaime walks out of the exit in her dream and leaves Kero and Suppi there.

In the real world.

Jaime wakes up and looks at her arm and sees blood all over her bed.

Jaime: Oh, nasty, wait now everyone’s dreams are messed up and… Oh crap, I left Kero and Suppi in my dream. Oh well, I wonder what’s happening in everyone else’s dreams. (Jaime starts laughing at the thought)

At Laura’s house.

Laura goes to sleep.

***In Laura’s dream.

Laura is in some park in the middle of the night with some guy.

Laura: Where am I?

Guy: You don’t remember?

Laura: Who the hell are you?

Guy: You’ve only been out here with me all night.

Laura: Are you going to tell me or do I have to beat the shit out of you?

Guy: What do want to know?

Laura: Your name might help.

Guy: Chris.

Laura: HOLY CRAP! Must be dreaming!

Laura pinches herself.

Laura: It hurt! *O* 

Chris: What’s wrong?

Laura: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN WHAT’S WRONG?!
All the sudden Laura hears laughing from inside a bush.

Laura: WHO THE HELL WOULD BE LAUGHING AT THIS!?

Laura walks over to a bush and starts kicking it. The laughing continues.

Chris: You know, Laura, you’re acting differently, during the twilight hour, you and I were kissing passionately. (ok, Laura, PLEASE don’t kill me!)

Laura: BULLSHIT!

Chicken appears out of no where and starts beating up Chris until he’s unconscious.

Laura: CHICKEN!
Chicken: Got any worms?

Laura: I thought you were dead!

Chicken: Umm… Well, I wasn’t, I lived on in your memories.  (happy music starts playing)

Laura: Ok, Chicken, you’re going to have to stop doing that.

Chicken: What?

Laura: The happy music and surreal crap.

Chicken: Well, it’s your dream.

Laura: Whatever.

Chicken: I’m bored, want to dance?

Laura: Ok.

Chicken and Laura start dancing.

Laura: WAIT!

Chicken: What?

Laura: We have to find the mocking bush!

Chicken: Ok.

Laura and Chicken start kicking bushes till someone runs out of one.

Chicken: WHO ARE YOU?!

Person: DON’T HURT ME!
Laura: Don’t make us hurt you. Now, tell us who you are.

The person walks out into the moonlight.

Chicken: WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!

Tomoyo: DON’T HURT ME!
Laura: I don’t dream about Chris, you sick minded lesbian! (no offense to any lesbians out there!)

Tomoyo: PLEASE DON’T HURT ME!

Chicken: And why shouldn’t we?

Tomoyo: I’ll show you both the exit out of this dream and you both can come out. You know, now Chicken will be real!

Laura: Fine, we’ll spare you!

Tomoyo: THANK YOU!

Tomoyo shows Laura and Chicken out of the dream and they all walk out together.

Back in the real world.

Laura: Tomoyo, get out of my house and stay out of my dreams.

Chicken pecks at Tomoyo as she jumps out of Laura’s window and runs away.

Laura: It’s great to have you back.

Chicken: Well, this is actually the first time I’ve been here, that other Chicken was a robot.

Laura: Chicken?

Chicken: What?

Laura: Shut up.

Chicken: Ok.

At Chris’s house.

Chris goes to sleep.

In Chris’s dream.

Chris is falling and then stops but doesn’t land.

Chris: What the hell?

An ‘evil’ creature appears and makes an ‘evil’ noise.

Chris: NO!

Evil Creature: CHRIS!

Chris: Back off.

Evil Creature: I know you don’t want me to.

The ‘evil’ creature starts to run toward Chris to make out with him when Chris is pulled up.

Chris: Thank god, Venus is still down there.

Ruby Moon flies over to Chris.

Ruby Moon: Hello, Chris. (yells down) HAHA! YOU DIDN’T GET HIM VENUS HA!

Chris: Why the hell are you in my dream?

Ruby Moon: It’s obvious, you dream about me! ^o^ (that’s the really happy/bite face)

Chris: No, I’ve never dreamed about you-

Ruby Moon: TILL NOW!

Ruby Moon tries to kiss Chris. It misses and falls on Chris.

Chris: Oh shit, I felt you fall on me. Wait you’re still on me!

Chris pushes Ruby Moon off of him.

Chris: Anyway, (clears his throat) if you would have let me finish I was going to say, the only reason, I would ‘dream’ about you would have to be because you did something.

Ruby Moon: That’s really vague, but RIGHT!

Chris: Get out of my dream.

Ruby Moon: We can both leave. I just have to remember where the exit is.

Chris: HOW FREAKIN’ STUPID ARE YOU?!
Ruby Moon: I’m not stupid, I’m just uh… FORGETFUL! Yeah that’s it, forgetful.

Chris starts to fly up more and then flies out of the exit in his dream.

Ruby Moon: CHRIS, WAIT FOR ME!

Ruby Moon flies as fast as it can to the exit. It hits its head on the closed and locked exit door to the dream and falls down to where Venus is.

Venus: HA! You didn’t get him either!

Ruby Moon: I was closer than you!
Venus: Before we start beating each other up like we usually do, how do we get out of this dream?

Ruby Moon: I don’t know.

An evil creature comes out and makes eye contact with Ruby Moon and Venus.

Venus: Oh shit…

In the real world.

Chris: What the hell was that?

Ruby Moon and Venus come out of no where and are next to Chris.

Chris: @_@; WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!
Ruby Moon: Just really lucky I guess.

Venus: Hey, Chris, are you a virgin?

Chris: *.*; …

Venus: Well, it doesn’t matter!

Ruby Moon: Who said you could have him?

Venus: YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR CHANCE!

Ruby Moon: You’re point?

Venus: It should be Chris’s decision. So, who do you want.

Chris pushes Ruby Moon and Venus out of the nearest window and then locks it.

Chris: This is so screwed up…

At Danielle’s house.

Danielle goes to sleep.

In Danielle’s dream.

There’s complete darkness. And a person walking around aimlessly.

Person: How am I supposed to screw up a dream, if this person doesn’t have dreams!
Danielle: Who’s in my, well, you’re not actually in a dream, because I don’t dream, so, who’s in my head?

Person: I DIDN’T KNOW ANYONE WAS HERE! OH CRAP!

Danielle: Are you going to answer me or do I have to beat it out of you?
Person: I’m your conscience.

Danielle: No, you’re not.

Person: Yes, I am.

Danielle walks over to the person and sees who they are.

Danielle: Why are you here?
Li: When Gary send everyone to Thailand, he sent me into your dream, well better yet, your void, instead.

Danielle: Gary’s flawless, you’re full of shit.

Li: Yeah, I know, I just made it up.

Danielle walks around her dream and sees a door and walks through it. After Danielle walked through the door it disappeared.

In the real world.

Danielle Ok, what was that? Oh well!

Danielle goes back to sleep because she doesn’t feel like staying awake for another 4 hours (and also couldn’t care less about some anime freak in her dream).

At Lauren’s house.

Lauren goes to sleep.

In Lauren’s dream.

Lauren is in the middle school and is walking around confused.

Lauren: I FORGOT MY SCHEDULE!

Lauren walks to the main office.

Lauren: Can I have another schedule?

Person in the office: No.

Lauren: WHAT!? I NEED IT!
Person: Then maybe you should have thought of that BEFORE you came to school.

Lauren: GIVE ME IT!
Person: Sorry I shredded it.

Lauren: WHY WOULD YOU SHRED IT?!
Person: Some guy with really long white hair told me to shred it.

Lauren: Why?

Person: I don’t know! But, he took one copy of your schedules.

Lauren: Ok, let me get this, you gave a some guy with really long white hair a copy of my schedule and then shredded it after he told you to?

Person: Yeah, that’s about right.

Lauren: Which way did he go?

The person points to the left. Lauren runs in that direction and sees a guy with really long white hair.

Lauren: HEY! Guy with really long white hair with my schedule!
The guy turns around.

Lauren: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! >o< I MUST BE DREAMING!

Guy with really long white hair: Possibly.

Lauren: Give me my schedule.

Guy: Hell no.

Lauren: Hell yeah!

Guy: Come and get it.

Lauren: GIVE IT TO ME YOU WINGED FREAK!
Guy: That’s not my name!

Lauren: YUE!
Yue: I’m still not giving it to you.

Lauren: Well, this must be a dream so let’s see…

Lauren grabs an unbreakable flute out of no where.

Yue: (sarcastically) Wow, scary. (starts laughing)

Lauren starts beating Yue up.

Lauren: DUDE! Why am a sweating in a dream? Oh well.

Lauren grabs her schedule and runs off to homeroom.

Yue: WAIT COME BACK HERE!

Yue starts flying down the hallway at maximum speed after Lauren’s schedule.

Lauren: STOP CHASING ME!

Yue: GIVE ME THE SCHEDULE!
Lauren: NO!
Yue starts shooting out his crystals at Lauren. Lauren stops running, turns around and just before Yue flies into her, bashes him over the head with her flute, knocking Yue down.

Yue: Ow…

Lauren runs to her homeroom. As soon as she opens the door, she is transported out of the dream (the homeroom door was the exit) and back into the real world.

In the real world.

Lauren wakes up.

Lauren: Thankfully that was only a dream!

Lauren looks on the floor and sees the unbreakable flute there.

Lauren: Some questions are better left not asked. Or something like that…

At Jenn’s house.

Jenn goes to sleep and so does Gary.

In Jenn and Gary’s dream.

Jenn’s in a grocery store with Gary, Jaime and Jaime’s little sister, Jen.

Jen: I WANT WAFFLES!
Jaime: Too bad.

Jenn: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jaime: What?

Jenn: You wouldn’t know what’s going on Gary.

Eriol runs over to Jenn.

Eriol: WHO’S MARILYN?!

Jenn: RUN, GARY RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jenn and Gary run away from Eriol.

Eriol: WAIT!
Jenn: No Gary, this isn’t part of my dream. I don’t know why he’s here.

Jaime walks over to Jenn.

Jaime: What are you doing?

Eriol: WHO IS MARILYN?!

Jaime: I don’t know.

Jenn: Good idea Gary, you can go ahead with it.

Gary starts hitting Eriol with his tentacles.

Jenn: Really? But, we’re in a dream. You think? Ok.

Gary stops hitting Eriol.

Jaime: What’d I miss?

Jenn: Shut up dream Jaime!
Jaime: What, you just realized this was a dream?

Jenn: No.

Jaime: Well, you know you’ve had this dream before and since I’ve been in this dream and know what happens, why is HE (sorry I didn’t mean he, he. Sorry to everyone I may have confused) in this dream? The story line of this dream is screwed up! Now, we have to go through all this paperwork of why and all that shit! You’re dead CCS pain in the ass!

Jenn: I don’t know if dream Jaime ever shuts up either.

Jaime: This is your dream, you made me say all those things like you made me say this.

Eriol: Wow, this invention is screwed up. Next time we have to make something that isn’t so complicated and OHHHHHHHH! I’m confused.

Jenn: Hey, let’s find the waffles while he’s still in confusion mode.

Jaime: Ok.

Gary: (well, you know he can’t talk, but he told Jenn ok).

Jenn: FORWARD!

Everyone goes to look for the waffles.

Eriol: HEY WAIT!

Eriol chases after them again.

Jenn: How many times is he going to tailgate us?

Jenn and Jaime jump onto Gary and Gary flies away.

Eriol: HEY!

Jenn: THE WAFFLES! STRAIGHT AHEAD!

Jenn and Jaime pick up boxes of waffles, open them and throw the waffles at Eriol.

Eriol: I only eat them with syrup and butter, but thanks anyway!
Gary stops but is still flying (so he’s flying in place).

Jenn: You never stop, do you?

Eriol: Not till I know who Marilyn is.

Jenn: My god, what are you, a stalker?
Eriol: (blushes) Yeah.

Jenn and Jaime look at each other in one of those what the hell, I was just joking faces.

Jenn: Ummm, Ok, if you leave us alone, I’ll introduce to Marilyn and, if you good, I’ll hook you to up.

Eriol: REALLY?!
Jenn: Sure. What the hell, Marilyn won’t mind, she’s single anyway.

Jenn jumps off of Gary and goes looking through the store for Marilyn.

While Jenn’s gone.

Jaime: So, um, been a stalker long?

Eriol: Uh, yeah, full time commitment. You been a dream person long?

Jaime: Yeah.

Jenn comes back.

Jenn: Come on Marilyn, he’s your type.

Eriol: Where is she?

Jenn: Right there.

Jenn points to Marilyn.

Eriol: Where?

Jenn: Oh, yeah, you have to be special like me to see her. OH WELL!

Jaime gets off Gary.

Jaime: See you around I have to find Jen.

Jaime walks away and Jenn and Gary suddenly exit the dream.

In the real world.

Jenn: DUDE!
Gary waves to Jenn.

Jenn: That was different, but fun. Oh, Marilyn, she is real, but, like I said, you have to be special like me to see her and hear her, like with you, only I can understand you.

Gary shrugs and goes back to sleep.

Jenn: I’m with you, let’s visit with dream Jaime again!

Jenn goes back to sleep too.

At Lucy’s house.

Lucy goes to sleep.

In Lucy’s dream.

Lucy is in the Junior High School, but it isn’t the junior high school, but it’s supposed to be.

Lucy: Dude, this is screwed up and confusing.

Demon type creatures are running everywhere and are spitting everywhere and making the floor and everything else slippery.

Some person: THIS IS SOOOOO NASTY!

Lucy: Uh… Yeah.
A person comes slipping down a hall and into a wall.

Lucy: (thinking to herself) I know I really should ask if they’re ok but, that’s not like me at all. (out loud) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sakura: IT’S NOT FUNNY! I THINK I BROKE A BONE!

Lucy: Am I supposed to care or feel some pity toward you or something…?

Sakura: WHERE’S THE EXIT! I’VE BEEN LOCKED IN HERE WITH THESE CREATURES FOR HOURS!

Lucy: And?

Sakura: SHUT UP!

Lucy: You’re one screwed up bitch.

Sakura: ME?! I’m not the one dreaming about demons spitting everywhere.

Lucy: Oh, yeah, this is a dream.

Sakura: @_@; HOW COULD YOU THINK THIS IS REALITY?

Lucy: Whatever, you BORE me.

Lucy walks down some stairs.

Sakura: (in a whiny voice) HEY WAIT! I HAVE TO SCREW UP YOUR DREAM!

Lucy: Too late for that.

Sakura: HA! That’s what you think.

Sakura sends out the bubble card, which cleans everything up making everything not as slippery.

Sakura: HAHAHAHA! And you thought you thought I couldn’t screw up your dream! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lucy: Like I said before, you are one screwed up bitch, you just made it less possible for me to fall down the stairs, dumbass.

Sakura: YOU LIE!
Lucy just ignores her and walks down the stairs.

Sakura: Hey, where are you going?

Lucy: Away from you.

Sakura: BUT I DON’T KNOW WHERE I’M GOING!

Lucy: So, neither do I, Oh well, see you in hell.

Lucy goes down to the first floor and Sakura follows her.

Lucy: YOU’RE SO ANNOYING!

Sakura: Well, I sort of have to screw up your dream and it isn’t working! WHY DO YOU PEOPLE NEVER DIE?!
Lucy sees the exit out of the school and walks through it, which is also the exit of her dream.

In the real world.

Lucy wakes up.

Lucy: That was like completely screwed up. HMMMMMM! Now if I was to interpret that dream, I would have to say my conscience is telling me I need serious counseling. Wait, I already knew that! Now, is it worth going back to sleep? Why am I talking aloud like this, oh yeah I’m CRAZY (Jaime, Danielle and Laura all know the way it’s supposed to sound)!

Lucy goes back to sleep.

The next day at about 1:00 p.m.

Everyone meets up someplace.

Laura: GUESS WHAT!
Jaime: Why are you yelling?

Laura: I don’t know, BUT… LOOK WHOSE BACK!

Laura takes Chicken out of a bag.

Chicken: I thought you’d never let me out.

Chicken looks at Chris.

Chicken: You’re one dirty son of a bitch, aren’t you?

Chris: *.*;

Lauren: But… Chicken was never alive.

Laura: He came out of my dream.

Danielle: Oh, yeah, where the CCS freaks in your dreams too?

Chris: More than one.

Jenn: Didn’t they say they came to screw up our dreams or something?

Lucy: Yeah… Did they suck in your dreams too?

Everyone except Lucy: Yeah.

Lauren: But, they did screw up our dreams.

Jaime: They’re still stuck in mine.

Chris: It was like reality too, how I could feel everything.

Everyone stares at Chris in you’re one naughty boy, aren’t you kind of look.

Chris: NOT LIKE THAT!

Jaime: Either way, let’s go kick their ass.

Danielle: Let’s get our dreams back to normal and then kick their ass.

Lauren: Good idea.

…

That night.

Lucy: Ok this is freakin’ gay!

Jaime: Well it was the best idea I could come up with!

Lauren: It’s not that gay, we’ve had sleepovers before.

Laura: Yea, but for some reason it just seems gay.

Tap, tap, tap.

Everyone looks towards the window.

Chris: Guys, I’m cold! Can I please come in!

Lucy: Are you kidding me? My parents would freak if they knew you were here!

Chris: But I’m cold!

Danielle: Do you want to get back at those CCS freaks or what?

Chris: Fine! But next time, YOU sleep outside!

Jaime: Let’s just go to sleep!

Everyone goes to sleep.

{in their dream~

Lucy: Where the hell are we. (voice echoes)

Jaime: I don’t know. (voice echoes)

Laura: Damn Echo!!! (voice echoes louder)

Ruby Moon’s Voice: Hello. (voice echoes peacefully)

Chris: What the hell do you want!?

Ruby Moon’s voice: I would like to welcome you to your eternal happiness.

Lauren: Eternal?

Ruby Moon’s voice: Yes, eternal. You can’t leave because I won’t let you out.

Danielle: Wait a second, what’ll happen to us in the real world?

Ruby Moon’s voice: you’ll die, and remain here forever, with me.

Jaime: unless?…

Ruby moon walks out in to the open and the echo stops.

Ruby moon: There is no unless. You are stuck here forever, there is no way out.

Laura: There's ALWAYS an unless with YOU!

Lucy: Damn! This is worse than hell! At least in hell I’m in flames! That’s much better than listening to you!

Ruby Moon: Well, this is my heaven. Me and Chris with no one to stop us, and you people stuck here for eternity with only me being able to make you happy as is my dream.  My eternal bliss!

Chris: That’s just great but that doesn’t make reality go away! We hate you Ruby Moon! And not just them, me too! I hate you most of all! And we will find a way to get out of here, with or without YOUR help!

Ruby Moon: Well that’s just Peachy-keen Chris, but as I said before, there IS no way out! And if you don’t love me, then you will LEARN to love me because I am supreme ruler and unless you would like to be miserable forever you will listen and respect as I should be respected!

Lucy: Well is there IS no way out we’ll just have to MAKE a way out!

Ruby Moon: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! With what!? Your Fists! You seriously underestimate me!

Lauren: No…With this!

Lauren pulls out a lead pipe.

Ruby Moon: What!?! Where’d you get that!!!

Lauren: I always carry this in case of an emergency!

Lauren Hits the side of the dream wall.

Ruby Moon: NOOOOO!!!!!!

Everyone jumps out of the hole.

Ruby Moon: You ruined my paradise!!! Now you will pay!

Ruby Moon grabs Laura to pull her back in to the dream.

Laura punches her from behind and hits Ruby Moon back in to the dream.  Everyone seals it up before she can regain her consciousness.

Laura: Yes!

Lauren: I wonder what’s going to happen to Ruby Moon?

Jaime: She’ll be stuck there…

Laura: …all alone…

Danielle: …in the darkness of herself…

Lucy: …Forever…

 

The End.