Alternative Endings

Jaime: I am soooo bored.

Lucy: Good for you Jaime!

Jaime: Bored, bored, bored.

Laura: Ok! We get it you’re bored!

Jaime: That doesn’t make me any less bored.

Danielle: Would knocking you out make you any less bored?!

Jaime: no, I’d probably just dream about being bored and I usually talk in my sleep.

Lauren: Well, what are we going to do?

Jenn: I can’t take much more of Jaime saying she’s bored!

Jaime: Bor-red!!!

Chris: ohhhhhhhh! Stop the incessant annoyance!

Lucy: What?

Chris: Or in “Lucy” terms, SHUT UP PLEASE!!

Lauren: Please?

Chris: Yea, it’s something nice you say when you want to get what you want.

Laura: You are very annoying sometimes.

Chris: Whatever! She stopped didn’t she?

Danielle: Wait, where’d she go?

Jenn: I dunno? I wasn’t watching her!

Lucy: Well where did she go then?

Jenn: When Chris was talking I heard some rustling in the bushes but I didn’t think anything of it.

Lauren: Well it’s obvious that this has something to do with those CCS freaks.

Danielle: Let’s head down to their “hideout.”

Jenn: wait, I hear something.

Everyone goes over to the bushes behind Jenn and finds … Ruby Moon, or Sailor Venus?

Sailor Venus: hahaha…. How you all doing? Aha.

Lucy: Okay… what’d you do with Jaime?

Sailor Venus: I won’t tell unless Chris goes out with me!

Laura: How about Lucy and me beat you up? Then will you tell?

Sailor Venus: uhh… (Looks at a piece of paper in her hand). No.

Danielle: Lemme see that! (Grabs the piece of paper out of her hand)

Danielle: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Everyone besides Danielle and Sailor Venus: What!?!

Danielle shows them the paper, it says…

Directions:

No matter what do not tell them what we did with Jaime.
Remember to gag and blindfold Jaime, this is important! That way she won’t know where we took her.
Do not show them this paper.
Do not tell them Where Jaime is even if they threaten to beat you up.

From,

CCS

P.s. NO MATTER WHAT! EVEN IF YOU GET TO GO OUT WITH CHRIS!!!

Lauren: You have to have directions?

Sailor Venus: Hey that’s mine! (Grabs back the paper)

Jenn: So, if you get to go out with Chris, you’ll tell us where Jaime is?

Sailor Venus: Yes. I don’t know what P.S. means so I think it means that I can do that.

Jenn: Right... It’s a deal, tell us where Jaime is and you get to go out with Chris.

Chris: What!!!!!

Sailor Venus: YAY!!!! They took her…to their hideout in an abandoned warehouse, or to their hideout in an underground fortress?

Ruby Moon: Hey!

Laura: What are you doing here?

Ruby Moon: oh you know just stalking Chris like usual.

Jenn: You sound a little bit too normal, something’s up.

Ruby Moon: why do you say that?

Lucy: Der! She just told you!

Ruby Moon: Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?

Danielle: Lucy I think you triggered a nerve in her tiny brain.

You see Ruby Moon with her head tilted to the side as she continually says “der” and has a stupid look on her face.

Chris: What a…

Ruby Moon snaps out of her trance.

Ruby moon: Whoa how long was I out? The sound of Chris’s voice snapped me back.

Chris: Oh brother!

Ruby Moon: You have a brother?!

Chris: if you must know, yes.

Ruby Moon: I bet he’s not as hot as you!

Chris: ugh!

Everyone except Chris and Ruby Moon: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Lauren: What did you do with Jaime?

Ruby Moon: What do you care!

Jenn: We want her back. Now do we have to beat you up?

Ruby Moon: Violence never solves anything. You even try to lay a finger on me and I’ll press this button.

Shows them a remote control thingy.

Lucy: And what’ll that do?

Ruby Moon: Wanna find out?

Danielle: Yoink!

Danielle grabs the remote out of Ruby Moon’s hands.

Laura: Yay Danielle!

Ruby Moon: Hey! Give that back!

Jenn: Why should we?

Ruby Moon: Fine I’ll tell her where she is.

Lauren: Go on…

Ruby Moon: She’s… in an abandoned warehouse, or in an underground fortress?

Laura: Thanks!

At the Abandoned Warehouse.

Lauren: This is just pathetic.

Shows a shack with a sign outside that says “Abandoned Werhose. Propety ov CeCeS”

Lucy: They’re worse spellers than… (Trails off)

Lauren: They can’t even spell CCS.

Laura: What dumbasses.

Jenn: You’re telling me!

Chris: Let’s go beat the crap out of them!

Lucy: Shit, it’s not that hard to say!

Chris: Stop poking me!

Jenn: But it’s funny!

Danielle: No it’s really not.

Jenn: Well you’ve never poked Chris in the shoulder before!

Danielle pokes Chris IN THE SHOULDER.

Danielle: Wow that is more fun than it looks.

Chris: You are so annoying.

Danielle and Jenn: Thank You!

Chris rolls his eyes.

Everyone starts poking Chris, in the shoulder. (I had to add ‘in the shoulder’ or Lucy would think it was ‘wrong’. She’s perverted like that.)

Chris: Ahhhh!!! Chris goes running in to the shack.

Yue: How’d they find us!

Sakura: I knew we shouldn’t have sent her!

Li: Don’t get so upset Sakura, sweetie.

Sakura: Shut up you.

Li: Sakura?

Sakura: I know you cheated on me!

Li: How…How… this is all your fault! (Points to Lucy who is now standing in the doorway with everyone else)

Lucy: Now what’s my fault!

Li: You ruined my chances with Sakura!

Sakura: No, you did that!

Li: Yea well you never would’ve found out!

Sakura: Actually right after I saw the tape, Venus told me.

Li: Great! That’s what I get for screwing a girl over!

Laura: Can I beat the shit out of him right now?

Jenn: Sure than I get a turn after you.

Li: No, this is between Lucy and me! Only Lucy can beat the crap out of me!

Danielle: You are such a dumbass.

Li: No! I’m a dumbperson!

Lauren: And that’s better?

Li: Stop confusing me! It’s Lucy and me! If she beats me up than I’ll tell you where Jaime is.

Laura: We didn’t even ask you that yet you ass!

Li: oh. ^-^;

Sakura: (Whispering to Li) Li what are you doing!

Li: (Whispering to Sakura) I can’t tell them where Jaime is if I’m knocked out can I?

Danielle: You know the point of whispering is so no one hears you!

Li: Oh damn it! Now they know that if I’m knocked out I can’t tell them where Jaime is!

Sakura: Noooooooo!

Lauren: Well actually we didn’t before but now we do!

Chris: Thanks!

Li: OHHHH!!!!!!

Yue: Can we just get this over with!

Chris: I’ll ring the gong! I’ve never done that yet!

Gong: OH BROTHER!!!!!!!!!

Chris: Cool!

Lucy walks up to Li.

Li: Get ready…

Lucy kicks Li in the balls before he has a chance to finish.

Li: ow. *-*

Lucy: Where’s Jaime?

Li: *--*

Lucy: Where!!!???

Li: (In a really high-pitched, strained voice.) Behind the curtain…

Laura walks over to the curtain to find a blindfold, a chair, some rope and a rolled up sock on the ground.

…

What happened? Did Jaime Escape, or did CCS just trick everyone?

Laura: Thanks!

At a tree in the park.

Lauren: This is just pathetic.

Shows a shack with a sign outside that says “Secret Undergrund fotress~ poll the levar to youre left to entre (Propety of CeCeS”

Lucy: They’re worse spellers than… (Trails off)

Lauren: They can’t even spell CCS.

Laura: What dumbasses.

Jenn: You’re telling me!

Chris: Let’s go beat the crap out of them!

Lucy: Shit, it’s not that hard to say!

Danielle pulls the lever.

The ground opens up and everyone falls through.

Everyone: AHHHHHHH!!!!

THUMP!

Yue: How’d they find us!

Sakura: I knew we shouldn’t have sent her!

Li: Don’t get so upset Sakura, sweetie.

Sakura: Shut up you.

Li: Sakura?

Sakura: I know you cheated on me!

Li: How…How… this is all your fault! (Points to Lucy who is now standing in the doorway with everyone else)

Lucy: Now what’s my fault!

Li: You ruined my chances with Sakura!

Sakura: No, you did that!

Li: Yea well you never would’ve found out!

Sakura: Actually right after I saw the tape, Venus told me.

Li: Great! That’s what I get for screwing a girl over!

Laura: Can I beat the shit out of him right now?

Jenn: Sure than I get a turn after you.

Li: No, this is between Lucy and me! Only Lucy can beat the crap out of me!

Danielle: You are such a dumbass.

Li: No! I’m a dumbperson!

Lauren: And that’s better?

Li: Stop confusing me! It’s Lucy and me! If she beats me up than Sakura’ll tell you where Jaime is.

Laura: We didn’t even ask you that yet you ass!

Li: oh. ^-^;

Sakura: (Whispering to Li) Li what are you doing!

Li: (Whispering to Sakura) Don’t worry! I’ve been working out!

Sakura: Oh God!

Laura: Go Lucy sick ‘em!

Lucy: I’m not a dog Laura!

Laura: I know you’re an attack dog now!

Lucy: *-*

Yue: Can we just get this over with!

Chris: I’ll ring the gong!

Gong: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Chris: Cool!

Lucy walks up to Li.

Li: Are….are you ready to lose?

Lucy: No not just yet!

Li tries to pick up a cardboard box but it’s too heavy.

Li: ow. *-*

Li threw out his back and he falls on the floor in pain.

Lucy: Oh you’ve got to be kidding me!

Sakura: (Sigh) She’s behind the curtain.

Laura walks over to the curtain to find a blindfold, a chair, some rope and a rolled up sock on the ground.

…

What happened? Did Jaime Escape, or did CCS just trick everyone?

Yue: It’s impossible!

Sakura: How’d she escape?!

You see Jaime come out from behind the curtain.

Jaime: Maybe if you tied my hands behind my back instead of in front I wouldn’t have been able to slip the blindfold off my face and get the knife that you left on the ground and cut my hands apart.

Li: but how’d you get out of the cage!!

Jaime: You forgot to lock the door dumbass!

Li: I knew I forgot to do something!

Jaime: You know what Li? I’ve never realized how… charming you can be.

Everyone except Jaime: *o*

Chris: Uh Jaime? Did that blindfold cut the circulation to your brain or something?

Jaime ignores Chris.

Jaime: so…

Jaime twirls her hair around her finger.

Jaime: What do you have to say?

Jaime walks over to Li.

Li backs up in to the cage where Sakura and Yue are also standing.

Everyone except the CCS people see that Jaime has a lock behind her back, they all instantly know what she’s trying to do and are relieved. As Jaime walks closer to the cage she kicks the knife behind her and Laura catches it underneath her foot.

Li: Well, I …I’ve always had fantasies about you but i…i…

Jaime: Really? How interesting?

Li: Yea, yea I…

At that moment all of the CCS characters are inside of the cage. Jaime shuts the door and locks it in one quick motion.

CCS: What!!

Jaime: Word of advice Li, if some girl shows any interest in you they’re up to something.

Lauren: That was very cool.

Danielle: Yea except she had about three hours to plan that!

Jaime: I did not!

Lucy: Did too!

Everyone walks away leaving the CCS freaks locked inside the cage.

CCS: WAIT!!!!!!

THE END

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