The Date

 

Jaime: Guys guess what I just found out!

Lucy: (whispering to Danielle) That you’re gay?

Danielle and Lucy: hehehehehehehe

Jaime: I heard that!

Lucy and Danielle: *-*;

Laura: so what is it?

Lauren: Hey guys!

Lucy: Found a strong flute?

Lauren: No, I just stole Tomoyo’s lead pipe.

Where Tomoyo is.

Tomoyo: Where’d my lead pipe go?

Back where everyone else is.

Laura: Wicked!

Lauren: So what’s up?

Jenn: Jaime was about to tell us something, before you and Lucy interrupted her.

Jaime: right. Anyway I found out that Li asked Sakura out to this club down on Broadway!

Jenn: so.

Cricket noises…

Jaime: Nevermind, if you don’t want to know I’ll have all the fun by myself.

Lucy: You mean you’re going to have a three-

Danielle: This is PG13 ass! Not R!

Lucy: You’re making me dizzy!

Jenn: Fine what do you have in mind?

Jaime: Well, I thought we could go over to Tomoyo’s, steal her Video Camera and tape them! Or at least have a good laugh!

Danielle: And how are we supposed to do that without them seeing us?

Laura: I know I know! We could get Chicken to… oh yeah, he’s, he’s, (Laura starts to cry.)

Three Seconds Later

Laura: That’s enough of that…

Everyone else: *?*;

Jaime: well, I took a tip from Ruby Moon…

Chris: AHHHHHHHH!!!

Everyone else: Huh?

Chris: sorry, I was asleep and the name R-R-Ruby M-Moon, (Chris Shudders) makes me wake up.

Jaime: right, anyway we could dress up as waitresses!

Danielle: No way!

Lucy: Yea! That’s so unbelievably gay!

Laura: Definitely!

Lauren: I agree!

Jenn: I don’t mind but I just feel like being on their side.

Jaime: Fine! But great things come with great sacrifices sometimes!

Lucy: Great things??? What are you planning on seeing Jaime?

Everyone except Jaime: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chris: What are we laughing about???

Jaime: fine, I’ve got a better plan. We bug them with cameras and one-way speakers so we can see and hear everything.

Laura: Wicked!

Lucy: Shut Up!

Laura: You shut up!

Lucy: go screw yourself!

Laura: why? So you can watch? Perv!!!

Lucy: NO!!!

Danielle: Shut up already! We have to get ready!

Lauren: I’ll take Laura, Lucy and Danielle to Li’s house and we’ll bug him.

Chris: whatever!

Jenn: cool! What do I do?

Jaime: we’ll go set everything up at my house so we can watch.

Jenn: That’s boring!!

…

Lucy: Where does Li live anyway?

Laura: I don’t know

Lauren: Me neither.

Danielle: How about right there.

Danielle points to a sign that says, “The CCS Apartments”

Lauren: Brilliant Danielle!

Danielle: I know.

In Li’s House

Lucy: Uck! Look at all the underwear on the floor!

You hear giggling in the background.

Laura: Shut up Lucy, I hear something.

Danielle: Quick Hide!

Everyone hides.

Li and a strange girl walk out of the house and down the street.

Lauren: Close one!

Laura: I wonder who that was?

Lucy: Maybe Li is having an affair!

Danielle: You can’t have an affair if you’re not married!!!!

Lauren: yea, maybe he’s just cheating on Sakura.

Danielle: Yea but you can’t do that either unless you’re going steady.

Laura: Well who is it?

Lucy: I dunno?

…..

Lauren: ok Li’s bugged.

Jenn: yea and everything’s all set up to watch let’s go!

Chris: wait! I can’t go in to a girls room!!

Jaime: uh don’t you remember? We set it up in the Living room.

Chris: oh yeah.

Everyone except Chris: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

At Jaime’s House

Laura: Look he’s there!

Lucy: OMG!!! That’s not Sakura that’s Sailor Venus!!

(At the Club, At Jaime’s house)

Venus: did you here that? It sounded like Lucy!

Jaime: Who was in charge of the speakers?

Everyone looks at Lucy

Lucy: what?

Danielle: you put two way speakers on instead of a one way speaker!

Lucy: uhhhhh

Lauren: They can hear us you bone-head!

Everyone except Lauren: SHHHHHHH!!

Li: well it doesn’t look like they’re here.

Venus: Even so, let’s get out of here. They’re geniuses remember? Especially Lucy!

Laura: Lucy?

Everyone except Lucy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

Li: yea, we don’t know what they can do! I reserved a hotel room for us!

Venus: Cool! I’m so glad I dumped Chris for you! He was such a creep! And he was already taken by Ruby.

Chris: Creep!

Jaime: You’ve been called that before!

Everyone except Chris: HAHAHAHAHA

Chris: By who? And I’m not taken by Ruby Moon!!

Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

…

Li: So….

Venus: so….

Li and Sailor Venus sit down on the bed.

Venus takes off her shirt and a whole bunch of cotton balls fall out.

Li: *-*;

Venus: what?

Li: I was only attracted to you cause I thought you had big breasts!

Venus: WHAT!!!!!????!!!!

Li: uhhhhhh….

Venus: You shallow, inconsiderate, asshole!!!

Li: I’m sorry Venus. It slipped out! What I meant to say was I only dated you to get you in the sack and because I thought you had boobs. ^-^

Venus: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Sailor Venus beats up Li, leaving him bloody and bruised.

Venus: great! Now I have to clean the carpet!

Li: x-x;

Sailor Venus puts her shirt back on, stuffs the cotton balls back in her shirt, and cleans up the bloody mess on the floor.

Everyone: *-*;

Jenn: That was the sickest thing I’ve ever seen.

Lauren: Same here.

Lucy: that was nothing!

Laura: than how come you’re shaking?

Everyone except Lucy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Lucy: Shut Up!!

 

The End