The Rock Stalker

 

Jaime: I’m hungry!

Danielle: Let’s get something to eat then.

Laura: Wait! Remember what happened last time?

Chris: Yea! I got drunk and married Ruby Moon!

Lucy: That was funny! Lets go eat.

Lauren: Yea, it’s not like anyone cares what happens to Chris anyway!

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA!

Chris: Hey!!!

Jenn: Where should we go?

Jaime: Let’s go to Fridays!

Lucy: Yea! Maybe Chris will get knocked up by Sailor Venus this time!

Everyone: HAHAHA!

Chris: HAHA! Very funny! (Sarcastically)

Outside Fridays

Chris: Hey, look! That rock, it looks so familiar!

Danielle: Whatever!

Chris: I’m serious; I’ve seen that rock before!

Lauren: Ok Chris, whatever you say, let’s just go eat.

Waitress: Hello, I will be your waitress for today.

Chris: Are you Sailor Venus by any chance?

Waitress: Uh, I don’t think so.

Chris: Oh, sorry I…Gasp!

Laura: Uh, Chris?

Chris: It’s, It’s…

Jenn: What?

Chris: (in a whisper) The Rock!

Lucy: What the hell are you talking about?

Chris: It’s the rock that I found outside, it was in the waitress’s pocket!

Danielle: Give me a break! It’s a rock you bone head!

Jenn: Awwww, is the tiny, little pebble stalking you?

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA!

Chris: That must be it!

Lauren: She was joking you idiot!

Chris: I’m telling you its…Gasp!

Jaime: Chris all rocks look alike, how can you be sure?

Chris: (whispering) The rock is under the table…

Laura: Shut up about the stupid rock already!

Jenn: Oh wow. It’s 12:00; I got to go feed Gary!

Laura: I don’t like Gary. He made Chicken EXPLODE!

Jaime: Chicken exploded?

Danielle: Yea, while you were in Canada.

Lucy: He was really a robot.

Jaime: Oh.

Chris: Guys this is really weird! I think the rock is following me.

Lucy: Right….

Laura: You’re crazy!

Lauren: If the rock was really “following” you, what can it do? It’s an inanimate object!

Danielle: Chris’s afraid of a pebble!

Everyone except Chris: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chris: That is not a pebble! (Points under the table) Hey! It’s gone!

Jaime: Maybe you should go home and rest or something before you go insane.

Chris: Yea, that sounds like a good idea.

Chris goes home and takes a nap.

Chris: >Yawn< AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Chris looks up and sees the rock on his bed in front of him.

Chris: I’m not afraid of you, you pebble!

Chris throws the rock out of the window.

Chris: phew! I’m glad that’s over with! He, I mean she, I mean that rock will never come by here again!

DING DONG!

Chris gets the door and no ones there. He walks out to see if it’s Lucy hiding somewhere.

Chris: Hmmmmmmmmmm…. Oh well.

Chris Goes back inside, locks his door and changes his clothes so he can go out.

Chris doesn’t notice but there’s something bulging out of the pocket of his pants.  Chris goes to find us and when he’s a couple of blocks away notices the rock.

Chris: OMG! It’s the Rock!!!!!!!!!

Chris takes off his pants and runs past everyone screaming.

Chris: It’s the Rock!!!!!!! The Rock Was in my Pants!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Lucy: Whoa! I never thought I’d see those.

Jaime: Yea, only in your dreams.

Lucy: Shut the hell up, Jaime! I know you think of him in your dreams.

Jaime: I DO NOT! And besides at least I don’t think about Matt Gu…

Lucy: NOOOOOO!!!!!!

Jaime and Lucy continue fighting.

Lauren: What are they doing?

Danielle: Fighting over which one of them gets Chris once Sailor Venus is done with him.

Lucy and Jaime: HEY!!!!!!

Danielle, Lauren, Jenn, and Laura: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jenn: What the hell?

Sailor Venus jumps out of a bush with a remote control, and a rock beside her.

Sailor Venus: Wait Chris! It’s just me!!!!

Laura: Like that’s any less scary!

Everyone except Sailor Venus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sailor Venus: You’re just jealous because you want Chris and you can’t have him!

Everyone except Venus exchanges glances and then begins laughing again. (No Offense Chris we just don’t like you “that” way, lol)

Sailor Venus: Fine! Be that way! See if I invite you to the wedding!!!

Jaime: You mean the one between you and Ruby moon?

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA

Sailor Venus starts running after Chris with the rock following behind her.

 

 

The End