We Go To A Club!

 

Chris: So Jaime, you can come right?

Jaime: Of course! I’m there! I’ll get the whole gang together and we’ll go Friday night!

Chris: K, bye!

Jaime: bye!

CLICK

Ring Ring!

Lucy: Hello?

Jaime: Hey! This is Jaime, we’re going to a club tomorrow night wanna come?

Lucy: Sure,

Jaime: okay meet me at my house tomorrow around 5ish?

Lucy: K!

Jaime: Call everyone else, b-

CLICK

Jaime: hmm…

Ring Ring!

Danielle: Hello

Lucy: Yo, want to go to a club with Jaime Tomorrow?

Danielle: k, sounds cool, what time should I-

CLICK

Danielle: LUCY!!!!!

Ring Ring!

Danielle has caller ID so she picked up the phone gently and then slammed it back down on the receiver.

Laura: (who was over Danielle’s house at the time) Who was that?

Danielle: Wrong Number!

Ring Ring!

Danielle: HELLO!

Lucy: (in speedy, hyper voice) don’t forget to tell Laura! Bye!

Click

Danielle: Grrrrrrrrrrrr…

Laura: Cool a club!

Danielle: how’d you know about… never mind!

Danielle: I’m gonna call Jaime now.

Ring Ring!

Jaime: Hello

Danielle: Uh hi Jaime, what time should we meet at your house?

Jaime: what?

Danielle: When should Laura and I come to your house tomorrow?

Jaime: What are you talking about?

Danielle: To go to the club?

Jaime: oh yeah, that.

Danielle: (thinking oh yeah that she says why if I was over there I’d…) So…

Jaime: so what???

Danielle: *-*

Jaime: hehehe, just screwin’ with you, come around 5, K?

Danielle: ok….

Jaime, Jenn, Laura, Lauren, Chris, Lucy and Danielle all meet outside the club

ID Checker Guy: Are you 21 or over?

Jaime: Yes

I.C.G.: You don’t look 21.

Lucy: We are.

I.C.G.: Oh okay, if you say so.  Go ahead in!

Laura: man that guy was stupid!

Chris: No kidding! He actually thought we were 21?

Danielle: let’s go get a table.

…

Waitress: and you miss?

Jaime: Cherry Pepsi

Chris: why do you have to be so weird, just order a coke like everyone else.

Jaime: No way! Coke is nasty! I only drink Pepsi.

Chris: They’re the same thing!

Jaime: they certainly are not!

Chris: are too!

Jaime: Are not!

Jaime and Chris get into an argument about which beverage is better.

Laura: What the fudge are they arguing about?

Lucy: I don’t know, I wasn’t listening.

Jen: It’s probably something stupid.

Lauren takes out her flute and hit’s Chris over the head with it.

Lauren: stop it, stop it, stop it!

Chris: Ow!

Announcer Guy: Ahem, and now the Talent Show!  First up, X?

X: (wearing a black cloak with hood so you can’t see it’s face)

My Poem.

I know a boy he’s really cool, 

When I see him he makes me drool.

 

I think about him night and day,

I wish I could kiss him right away!

 

He’s in this audience right now…

Everyone turns and looks at Chris since he’s the only single guy there.

Chris: ooooooooooooo…

Lucy: hahahahahahahahahaah!

Everyone at the table turns and laughs at Chris.

Chris: do you think it’s…

Danielle: of course not, she’s in France. Remember?

Lauren: Yea! I sent her there!

Jen: but it’s gotta be her. Who else would like Chris!

Chris: Hey! I am very attractive!

Lauren: Yeah uh sure Chris

Jen: Haha! She called you ugly!

Everyone except Chris: hahahahahahahaha!

Announcer Guy: Okay that’s enough X,

He shoves her off the stage.

Announcer Guy: and now Kero and Suppi the amazing dancing prodigy?

Jaime: oh no, not those freaks again!

Kero and Suppi start to tap dance on the stage.

Laura: Hey, what are they doing here?

Danielle: I don’t know but it can’t be good.

Audience applauds.

Announcer Guy: and now a duet by Sakura and Li? What is with these names?

Sakura and Li start to sing “Love”(you know the song that goes “L is for the way you look at me…”)

Jaime: make it stop, make it stop!

Chris: OMG! They sing so, plebeian!

Danielle: OMG, I hate that word!!!!!

Chris: I know everyone does.

Jenn: why do you have to be so weird?

Announcer: and now, Tomoyo the Opera singer?

Chris: Finally! Some Culture!

Everyone gives Chris a weird look.

Chris: what?

Lauren: you are the weirdest person Chris, the weirdest.

Lucy: Hey what about me?

Jenn: Well you don’t like Opera do you?  Point proven!

Tomoyo: lalalalahahahahaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Lalalahahahaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Announcer: Get off the stage!

Tomoyo: o-o-ok.

Tomoyo walks of the stage looking sad.

Laura: Man, that was horrible!

Lauren: definitely

Announcer: and now a short play by Eriol and Sakura? Hey, didn’t you go already Sakura?

Sakura: Not with Eriol.

Announcer: Fine!

Scenery; a canopy bed.

Sakura: Oh Erica, I can’t bare to be without you more than a second!

Eriol (aka “Erica”): Me neither, Samuel! Let’s get it on!

Song “Let’s get it on” starts to play and Eriol and Sakura slowly start to take off their jackets like they’re striping.

Lauren: Isn’t Erica a girl’s name?

Jenn: yeah and Samuel is a boy’s name!

Announcer: GET OFF THAT STAGE!!! Right now! Get Off!!!!!

Eriol and Sakura walk off the Stage.

Lucy: ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!

Jaime: eww Lucy, eww

Everyone else: That’s gross Lucy!

Laura: Oh My Gosh! I left Chicken in my bag!

Chicken: Laura, I could hardly breathe!

Laura: I’m sorry!

Waitress: Here are your drinks, and there’s no animals allowed.  (Points to a sign with a circle with a slash over a picture of a chicken.)

Announcer: and finally “I believe I can fly” by, You, Yo, Yu?

Yue: You-Ay!

Announcer: Oh Yue!

Chris: I’m going to the bathroom, now!

Lucy: Ewww! You do that in the bathroom, not at the table!

Chris: I, I meant, Oh never mind!

Everyone: Ewwwwwww!  LOL!

Chris walks to the back of the club to find the bathroom. (not because he had to go, but because he Had to get away from Yue’s singing.)

X: Hello, Chris. (In coy, sexy voice)

Chris: (starting to sweat, because he thought he knew who it was) Oh, uh, hi.

X: Are you curious?

Chris: uh, about, uh what?

X: Who I am, silly.

Chris: Oh um, that yea, uh… kinda.

X: Didn’t you like my poem?

Chris: Yes, I mean no, I mean of course, I…

X: I know exactly what you mean…

X started walking to Chris and they backed straight in to a storage closet. (hahahahahahhaha! I love this part! Chris is soooo gonna kill me!)

X shuts the door behind her and turns on the light.  The closet is all cleaned out except for some candles, an inflatable mattress, and a stereo system.

Chris: uh oh…

X takes off her hood and it’s… Ruby Moon? (Now, who saw that coming? I Did!)

Chris: Ru…ru…Ruby moon?

X/ Ruby moon: Surprised? I’ve had a crush on you ever since you came, but it’s oh sooo much more.

Chris: I um, don’t think this is, you know, the right time… or place for uh, this.

Ruby moon: shhhhhhhhh…

Ruby moon walks over to Chris and starts to kiss him passionately.  Then she throws him down on the bed.

Chris: no! I won’t do this! I say No!

Ruby moon: Oh, don’t worry; it’s my first time too.

Lucy opens the door.

Lucy: oh ho ho! What’s this? Hahahahaha! I can’t believe it! Chris getting it on in the Closet!!! Jaime! Laura! Danielle! Look who I found!!! Hahahahaha!

Chris shoves Ruby moon on to the floor with a thud.

Chris: It’s NOT what it looks like!!!

Lucy: Ohhhh really! Guys, get over here!

Jaime: what is he doing in…OMG! Ruby moon? Chris? What?

Chris: It is NOT what it looks like!

Danielle: What the Hell is going on?

Lucy: I found Ruby Moon on top of him. They were kissing!

Laura: Holy Fudge! Chris, with that tramp? I never thought you’d sink so low!

Chris: I’m telling you, she tried to seduce me!!

Jaime: Sure Chris, Sure.

Lauren: Wait, I thought Ruby moon didn’t have a gender?

Jenn: She doesn’t.

Everyone: ewwwwwww…

Laura: Than how does she expect to….

Danielle: Don’t even ask.

Lucy: Hmmmm. I wonder? Does this make Ruby moon a Player or playmate?

Chris: I think I want to go home now.

Jaime: Yea let’s get the Hell out of this freaky place!

 

 

The End

Hey! What gives? No Battling? Hello! I think Chris battled pretty hard! Hahahahahaha! LOL! I can’t wait until the next one!!!

 

Comments from the actors:

Everyone thought it was really funny except for Chris.

Chris: I Hate U Jaime!

Jaime: Lol! Sure Chris, Sure!