We go to Town!

 

 

Laura: My chicken and I are bored.

Jaime: I know let’s go to town!

Lucy: Yea, like we do every Saturday!

Danielle: I wonder why we didn’t think of this before… Oh well!

Jaime, Laura, Danielle, and Lucy walk the couple of blocks to town. When they get there the whole place is deserted.

Laura: Whoa… what happened here?

Jaime: Oh man! If we have to fight those lame CCS characters again, I’m gonna scream! This is what? Like, the third time!!!!

Lucy: Hey look! (Points to a women running towards them looking frantic)

Danielle: Hey, Lady! What’s going on?

Frantic Woman: Freaky People, Freaky People!!!!

Lucy: It’s them all right!

Laura: I didn’t think it was possible but I’m tired of beating the crap out of them.

Frantic Woman: you, you’re going to help me?

Danielle: ‘fraid so.

Frantic Woman: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA!!!

The woman starts to grow into a giant, while she continues to laugh insanely.

Jaime: Uhhhhhhhh…

Giant: (same person as frantic woman) Ruby Moon, and her, I mean “it’s”, freaky friends have paid me to get rid of you! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Lucy: oh, she explained her whole gay self to you? Must have taken hours!

Laura: I’m surprised you two aren’t going out!

Everyone, except the giant, starts to laugh.

Jenn: OOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO!!

Jenn comes riding in on Juanita, her magic emu.  She flies right in to the giant’s head and then lands on the ground.

Giant: OWWWW!

The giant reaches up and plucks Jenn and Juanita out of the sky as they try to fly away.

Jaime: nobody hurts my friends!

Jaime gives the giant a soccer kick right in the shins.

Giant: OHHHHH! My Achilles Heel!

Lucy: but, she kicked you in the shin?

Giant: You know what I mean!!

Danielle: uh…obviously not…

Giant: My only weakness! God, are you all dense!

Laura: Yes.

Jaime: why did you just tell us your only weakness? That was pretty stupid if you ask me.

Giant: I, I, I…

Danielle: That’s what we thought…

Everyone gives the giant a kick in the shins, and the giant shrinks back down to normal size. Jenn flew out of her grip the first time Jaime kicked her in the shins.

Women/Giant thing: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lucy: now what are you going to do?

W/G Thing: I’ve failed…

Laura: No Duh!

Jenn: Man, you really suck!

Jaime: They paid you to beat us?

W/G Thing: yes

Danielle: that’s sad…

Jenn: well, I gotta go guys. Bye!

Jenn flies away on Juanita.

Danielle: Hey wait a minute, emu’s don’t fly!

Jaime: why do you expect Jenn to make sense?

Lucy: Let’s go get an Italian Ice!

Jenn: Wait for meee!

Laura: Didn’t you fly away?

Jaime: I repeat, why do you expect Jenn to make sense?

Everyone: LOL!

 

 

 

The End