We go to the Mall!

 

Laura: My chicken needs some pants!

Chicken: Cluck!

Jaime: Right…

Lucy: I’m gonna get some new subtitle tapes!

Danielle and Jaime: (at the same time in a freaky kinda way) I’m getting a pretzel! Hey! Stop that! ARGHHHHH!!

Lucy: Whoa Freaky!

Everyone arrives at the mall.

Laura: Where should we go first?

Lucy: Suncoast’s closest!!!!!!!

Lucy grabs Laura, who grabs the chicken, who grabs Jaime, who grabs Danielle, who grabs Jenn. (Where’d she come from???) Lucy drags them all to the opposite side of the mall. (Guess it wasn’t the closest then huh?)

Jaime: Lucy!!!

Lucy: What??

Danielle: Don’t ever do that again!!!

Lucy: Why not??

Danielle, Jaime, and Laura:  **;

Laura: Jenn, how’d you get here??

Jenn: I dunno.

Danielle: Oh well, let’s get this over with.

As they walk in front of the store they see all of the CardCaptor Sakura characters causing chaos inside the store. (What else is new?)

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Yue: All I wanna do is buy this!  I’m not gonna drive or anything! I have wings, duh! (Points to wings)

Clerk 1: Right… even so, I need your I.D. sir.

Yue: How dare you! I’m not a sir!!

Clerk 1: Oh… I’m uh…so sorry ma’am. I still need your I.D. though.

Yue: Ma’am!!!

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RubyMoon walks through the burglar alarm with her shirt stuffed with merchandise.

Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP

Clerk 2: Are you trying to shoplift ma’am?

RubyMoon: Shoplift? No, why I’m just uh…expecting! Yea Expecting! (Pats her “stomach”)

Clerk 2: Really! Raise your arms please.

RubyMoon: .:Gasp:. But My Baby Will Fall Out!!!!!!!

Clerk 2: I assure ma’am, your “baby” will not fall out.

RubyMoon raises her arms and out falls a huge pile of merchandise.

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Kero: Video Games!!!

Clerk 3:  I’m sorry uh… little beast thingy, but if you don’t not have money you cannot purchase these items.

Kero: Huh?

Clerk 3: You can’t have them without money.

Kero: (In a whiney annoying voice) But I need em!!!

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Sakura: Hey! That’s the cardcaptor staff! Where’d you get that? You’re not allowed to sell that!

Clerk 4: Listen little lady, this is a toy, a model a copy! It has no magical powers what so ever and…(looks at her strange battle clothing) I can see that you won’t be buying this so I’ll

Sakura: BAKA!

Clerk 4: What did you call me?

Li: She called you an idiot. Which you obviously are if you don’t know the power this wand contains, I’ll have to confiscate that. (Looks over and sees the regular people standing at the doorway with their mouths wide open watching the chaos) Their here! Red alert! Their here!

All of the CCS characters start running in to each other, and other things too, trying to get away from the regular people.

Clerk 1: Great, Now what!

Chicken: Bergawk!

The chicken runs away.

Laura: My chicken!

Jaime: Don’t worry about it; we’ve got bigger problems!

Lucy: What’d you mean we?

Danielle: Jaime’s right, we gotta keep them under control, we did bring them here.

Jen: What, now it’s our responsibility to watch them?

Laura: Yup, guess so.

Lucy: I handle this. Ahem, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every one freezes and looks at Lucy

Lucy: Take it away Jaime…

Jaime: Thank you. What do you all think you’re doing here? You know you’re not supposed to go out in public!

Li: We don’t have to listen to you!

Laura: Oh yeah???

Sakura: Yeah! What are you going to do? Battle us?  Ahahahahahaha!

All of the CCS characters start laughing.  The regular people exchange glances.

Danielle: Exactly!

Everyone stops laughing at exactly the same time except for Yue who has to be elbowed in the ribs by RubyMoon.

Sakura: What.

RubyMoon: This is all your fault Yue!

Yue: My fault, how is it my fault?

 RubyMoon and Yue start arguing. 

Tomoyo: Come on guys we have to stink, I mean stick together.

Danielle: Hahahahaha!

Tomoyo: Sakura…. (Tears well up in her eyes)

Sakura: Don’t worry Tomoyo.  I’ll settle this.

Jaime: Ready? Here are the terms, if we win, you’re not allowed to go out in public with out us and you have to all come to every single battle and, put up with everything!

Li: And if we win?

Danielle: You can go out in public and do whatever you want.

Clerk: Great! You better win! And don’t make any more mess of this store! (Like we would lose!)

Laura: fine let’s do this in the hallway.

They walk out into the hall and everyone is gone and all of the stores are closed on the second floor. (Wonder if it’s because of the CCS characters?  Hint, Hint…)

Jenn: Now, let’s make sure this is fair. We have Jaime, Danielle, Laura, Lucy and me.

Li: and we have Sakura, Tomoyo, RubyMoon, Yue, Kero, and me.

Danielle: That’s 5 – 6. We need one more person…

Laura: we could use my chicken! If we find him…

Danielle: Let me repeat… We need one more “person.”

Everyone looks around and the only one walking around is Chris M. (ok… that’s strange)

Chris: Lalalalalalalalalalala

Everyone grabs him and pulls him over to the little circle of them.

Chris: AHHHH!

Jaime: There! Now it’s even!

Chris: What’s going on? Who are these people? Jaime!!!

Lucy: you’re battling against them! (Points to CCS characters)

Chris: (looks at them) Oh no I’m not!!!

Chris turns to walk away and the regular people block him. His only way through is to go through the CCS characters side.

Chris: (looks over to the other side and they move over to let him through) Fine I’ll stay. Those people scare me worse than you guys and your battles!

Danielle: Let’s see… Chris you’ll battle Yue.

Lucy: oOoOoOoO both of Lisa’s Boyfriends!

Yue and Chris: (again at the same time in a freaky way) SHUT UP!

Danielle: Jaime will fight Sakura, I will fight Tomoyo, Laura will fight RubyMoon, Lucy will fight Kero, and Jenn will fight Li.

Laura: Let’s GO!

Jaime: Wait, we’ll need a gong!

Chicken: CLUCK!

Laura: Chicken! Nice Pants!

Everyone except Laura: **;

Jaime: Danielle, will you do the honors?

Danielle: Certainly!

Danielle grabs the chicken and squeezes it using it as a gong.

Chicken: CLUCK!!!

Laura grabs the chicken back from Danielle.

Chris: This is going to be fun!

Yue: Yea, for me!

Chris grabs Yue by the wings and starts swing Yue around banging him in to the floor.

Jenn: whoa! I didn’t know he was that string!

RubyMoon: No, Yue doesn’t eat so, naturally he doesn’t weigh much.

Yue: ow ow ow ow ow!

Chris slams Yue on to the ground and little stars spin around his head.

Chicken: CLUCK CLUCK!

Danielle: Jaime it’s your turn.

Jaime: I’m ready!

Chris: You know what I just thought of… we’re putting ourselves in a lot of danger because we can die but they can’t.

Jaime: Oh thanks Chris! I feel much better now!

Danielle: News Flash! This is a story! None of this is real!

Chris: Oh yeah… I knew that.

Chicken: CLUCK!

Jaime runs in to the store, grabs a “staff” and hits Sakura really hard on the head with it, she also develops “Star-Spinning Syndrome”.

Sakura: Owww…

Chicken: CLUCK CLUCK! 2 home, 0 visitor.

Laura: NEXT!

Lucy: Good Luck Danielle!

Jaime: This’ll be good!

Tomoyo: Good Luck Danielle. (Holds out hand for her to shake)

Danielle: Yea, Good Luck to you. You’ll need it!

Tomoyo: Huh? How rude!

Chicken: CLUCK!

Tomoyo takes a lead pipe out of her pocket. (Ok… and that fits in her pocket how??? Oh! Bad thought! Really Bad thought!)

Tomoyo: Ha! I got a lead pipe! Any last words?

Danielle: HE HE!

Tomoyo: What are laughing about?

Danielle: Oh I was just picturing what your face would look like when I do this!

Danielle grabs the lead pipe from out of Tomoyo’s hands and bashes her over the head. (Hmm… Danielle’s right, her face was funny!)

Laura: GO Danielle! Bash her! Bash her harder! Hahahahahah!!!

Chicken: Cluck cluck!

Lucy: The violence has finally got to her…

John: Frito??

Danielle: My Name Is Not Frito!!!

Danielle attacks John. (Oh bad thought! Danielle’s gonna kill me for this, bad thought!)

John: Help!!!!! Jackie, please help! (Yeah right!)

Jaime: Right…. Anyway, Laura the battle’s over.

Laura: oh. My turn then! You’re going down you pregnant thief!

RubyMoon: Hey! Oh your gonna pay for that!

Laura: Oh yeah? Make me!

Laura and RubyMoon start to wrestle each other on the ground. (Really, really bad thought!)

Danielle: Hey the battle didn’t start yet!

Lucy: Oh well.

Laura: High ya!

Laura kicks Ruby Moon in the stomach.

Ruby Moon: Owwww.

Laura: I win! HEHE!

Chicken: CLUCK CLUCK!

Jenn: Finally I’ve been waiting forever!

Li: (thinking to himself: Oh man! I’m such a wimp. I’ll never beat her!) BRING it on!

Jaime: Oh, I like that movie! Except I don’t think you’d look good as a cheerleader Li.

Li: Arghhhhhhh!

Chicken: CLUCK!

Li knocks Jenn down.

Regular People: (gasp!)

CCS People: Oh yeah! Go Li! It’s your birthday; it’s your birthday!

Li: I won! I won! I won! I…

Jenn, who was not knocked out, trips Li and he falls backwards on to his head, and as you can guess little stars beginning spinning.

Lucy: Now it’s my turn!

Ruby Moon: Okay Kero, now we’re all depending on you so…

Kero: ZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZ…

Ruby Moon: OMG! Wake Up!!!

Kero: wha…

Sakura: Can’t you see we’re losing this thing you pathetic, yellow twerp!! Our freedom depends on you!

Tomoyo: Sa-Sakura are are you okay?

Sakura: Do I Look Okay To You, Damn it!

Tomoyo: well, I, I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tomoyo runs away crying

Li: Now look what you’ve done Sakura!

Sakura: (heavy breathing) That’s it Li!!

Sakura jumps on Li. (why does everything sound so wrong?)

Lucy: (thinking to herself) I’ve been waiting a long time to battle this twerp and I’m not going to let those two faggots mess everything up!

Everyone besides Lucy and Laura are “trying” to break up Li and Sakura. (No, they are not “going out.” You should pay attention!)

Lucy sneaks up behind Laura, who’s holding the chicken, and grabs it out of her hands and makes it Cluck to start the battle. (You can draw your own conclusions to how she makes it cluck)

Laura: Hey!

Lucy: Die Kero!!!

Lucy grabs Kero and slams him into the ground.

You know what happens to Kero…

CCS people: (Gasp)

Sakura: How…how… how could you?

Lucy: Oh it was simple. Think about it for a couple of years and maybe it’ll sink in.

Sakura: Oh Li, we lost.

Li: (thinking to himself) Oh I’m so gonna score tonight! (Whispering to Sakura) Don’t worry Sakura… We’ll get them back…

A sickening smile appears on Sakura’s face.

Danielle: (whispering to Lucy and Jaime) I think the loss was just too much for her.

Regular People: Hahahahahahahahah!

Jaime: yea, she’s snapped

Laura: Flipped her lid!

Lucy: belongs in south oaks!

Regular People: Hahahahahahahaha!

Li: Come on guys. Let’s go home

Yue: (on a stretcher) All we had to do was beat them! Why is that so hard? I wish Clow were here.

Ruby Moon: This isn’t fair! I want revenge!!!

Lucy: (Signs: Nothings fair in the world of the fags.) hehehehe

Jaime and Danielle:  hahahahahahah! (We don’t really know sign language but for this story that do)

Laura: What’d she say? Hey! Tell me! Guys!

 

THE END