The Kidnapping

      *Story and for the most part written by Danielle. Editing and ending by Lucy*

 

 

Somewhere on Long Island (New York), in a park, by a tree that Jaime can’t stop staring at.

Jaime: There’s something wrong with that tree!

Lucy: You would know, wouldn’t you?

Lucy and Danielle: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jaime: I told you to stop talking about that!

Danielle: Well, what’s wrong with it?

Laura: It could be that large antenna sticking out from the top.

Jenn: What’s wrong with the antenna, I like it!

Lucy: Must be those stupid CCS retards.

Jaime: Who else would make it be that obvious?
Danielle: Wonder what this is…

Danielle points at a button sticking out of the very odd tree.

Jaime: OH! OH! LET ME PUSH IT!

Lucy: Go ahead, if something happens it’ll happen to you, not us.

Laura: Hey, where’s Chicken?
Danielle: Did you lock him in a closet again?

Laura: No, wait, no, I need to find him.

Jaime, who just pushed the button falls through a hole in the ground. Lucy, not wanting to be left out, follows. Laura, who wants to look everywhere for Chicken, jumps into the hole. Danielle, being the only one left, because Jenn disappeared, follows for no reason what so ever.

Inside the hole.

A note pops out of nowhere and onto Laura’s head.

Jaime: I think that note is meant for Laura.

Lucy: No really.

Laura: (who is reading the note to everyone) ‘We knew that Jaime couldn’t resist pressing the button. If you found our secret hideout’_

Lucy: Secret? It was a tree with an antenna.

Jaime: Shut up and let Laura read.

Laura: ‘We hope by now that you have realized that one of you is missing’-

Danielle: I guess Laura didn’t lock Chicken in the closet.

Laura: ‘We have taken him to a very secret location that you will never find, unless you walk straight ahead’-

Jaime: Oh my God! How stupid are these people?!

Danielle: Not very compared to Lucy. Jk (And, for everyone wondering Danielle wrote ‘jk’ down on the paper!)

Lucy: NOT FUNNY!!!!!

Laura: ‘Don’t think about rescuing him, you’ll never get past our guards. Your friends; CCS.’ LET’S GO FIND CHICKEN!

All except Laura: Ok.

Jaime: Wait, what about the guards?

Danielle: This’ll take care of them.

Danielle picks up a handful of rocks.

Danielle, Jaime and Lucy start laughing hysterically. Laura starts laughing but stops when she realizes she doesn’t know what’s going on.

Jaime: I hope they don’t have wheelbarrows.

Lucy: Ok then, let’s go.

They all start walking straight ahead towards a door. Lucy goes to open the door and finds it open. They all walk inside and find a row of guards standing in front of a cell.

Danielle: Here Jaime, let’s get this over with.

Jaime takes some rocks out of Danielle’s hand. Danielle throws a rock at the first guard. The guard falls over.

Jaime and Lucy: (oddly, at the same time) They’re just cardboard figures!

Jaime and Lucy: (again) HEY!!

Laura: Ok, let’s go find the keys!

Danielle goes to examine the cell while the others go look for the keys.

Danielle: Chicken, where are the keys?

Chicken: There are no keys, I just like watching them look for them. HEHEHEHEHEHE!

Chicken opens the door and walks over to Laura.

Chicken: LAURA!

Laura: Can’t talk now, trying to rescue Chicken.

Lucy: Laura, THAT IS CHICKEN!

Laura: Ok, how’d you get out of there?
Chicken: @_@; It wasn’t locked.

Laura: We can all leave. WAIT! Where’d Jaime go?

The CCS freaks walk out of a closet and stare blankly at the not anime freaks.

Li: How’d you get out?
Chicken: You didn’t lock the door.

Sakura: Whoops! I knew I forgot something!

Lucy: No really!

Danielle: Now what’d you do with Jaime.

Tomoyo: You’re asking us?

Lucy: Oh yeah! She left ten minutes ago to go to Canada.

Laura: Without saying bye?
Danielle: What do you think?

Chicken: WHERE’S LAUREN?

Eriol: WE DON’T KNOW!

Danielle: She went to buy a new flute. Her old one had to many dents and scratches in it.

Ruby Moon whistles innocently in a corner.

The CCS freaks run away.

Chicken: Right then.

Laura: Ok, there were 5 of us when we came down here, Now there are three.

Chicken: Uh hem!

Laura: Of the people that came down with us.

Chicken: Oh.

Laura: Wait, isn’t Chris usually here being harassed by Ruby Moon?

Lucy: And Sailor Venus.

Danielle: Oh, I saw his cousins (which, by the way Chris, WE KNOW THEY’RE YOU!) run him over with a milk truck.

Lucy: The one he ran you, Laura and Jaime over with?

Danielle: We were late that day and went to the other door.

Lucy: YOU LIE! YOU LIE!
Chicken: Let’s leave this hole, rats are starting to eat my feet and worms are starting to eat my head.

Laura: No, they like you.

Danielle: Let’s go.

Everyone walks out of the hole.

Out of the hole.

Jenn comes flying in on Gary the octopus.

Jenn: What’d I miss?

Lucy: Everything.

Jenn: I know! I’ll use the CCS time machine and find out what happened!

Everyone except Jenn: NO!

Jenn: Fine!
Chicken glares at Gary evilly. Gary smiles. Chicken flies away.

Laura: Chicken: Where you going?

Lucy: Away.

Danielle: We’ll catch up with him later.

Jenn: If CCS doesn’t capture him again.

Danielle: But, who’d?

Jenn rides away laughing hysterically on Gary.

Laura: It’s better not to ask.

Danielle: Laura, you’re scaring me.

Laura: I know! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

 

                                                The End