Time to Save the World

(I had to change the name it was getting on my nerves)

Laura: So how are we going to beat the Armada?
Sakura: How should I know?
Danielle: We didn’t even ask you
Li: yeah well we would like to know just how were going to beat these aliens or whatever they are
Lucy: No shit Sherlock we all would like to know that. But unfortunately we don’t know right know
Jamie: Yeah and if we did we would be kicking there green alien assess
Lucy: WO Jamie lets take a step back
Laura: We could always throw water at them
Dib: nah that wouldn’t work
Laura: It worked in the show
Dib: What show?
Laura: You know Invader Zim
Dib: WHAT!!! They named a show after ZIM!!!
Lucy: YA were have you been
Laura: O yeah I forgot your not real
Dib: Yes I am
Laura: No your not
(DIB and Laura get into a big fight about whose real and who isn’t)
Jamie: SHUT UP!!! Man your arguing about whose real and who isn’t when an alien force is going to destroy theEarth. Do you mind if you argue about that some time else
DIB/Laura: ok
Jamie: Thank you
Lucy: Thank yooouu (This is an inside joke consisting of Lucy and me)
Laura: HAHAHAHA
Lauren L: Ok Whatever
Dib: I got a plan that will stop ZIM and that Armada thing
Everyone: Really what?
Dib: I’ll build a space ship
Danielle: Anyone could of thought of that!
Yue: Nice one
Lucy: Were did you come from?
Yue: I was here the whole time
Laura: Its kind of hard to miss him Lucy since he’s a freak and all
Yue: I am NOT a FREAK
CHRIS: I am SOOO MUSICAL
Lucy: Where in your right mind did you have to say that?
Chris: I don’t know I was just waiting for the right moment
Jamie: Right moment what the hell are you talking about
Chris: Who cares the worlds about to be destroyed and we haven’t done anything yet
Dib: I said I would build a Space Ship

Jamie: We Know that already OK
Dib: Right.
Laura: We don’t need to build one.
Danielle: Let me guess you have one in your pocket.
Laura: What gave you that crazy idea.
Danielle: I don’t you just pulled a T.V. out of your pocket why not a ship.
Laura: I sent Chicken to hijack one.
Everyone: Your kidding right.
Laura: Nope While you guy’s where arguing I sent Chicken to go get us a Space Ship from NASA.
Lauren L: That make’s absolutely no…(All of a sudden A space Ship appears with chicken riding it)

Lauren L: Makes perfect sense to me
Everyone: WOW.
Lucy: ok am I the only one who thinks this is a little weird
Dib: I’m with you on this one.
Jamie: Me too.
Danielle: Me three.
Chris: ME…

Lucy: SHUT UP!!!
Chris: I didn’t even finish my sentence.
Lucy: Don’t care.
Chicken: Well you come in or aren’t you.
Dib: WOW a real talking Chicken.
(Dib starts to put a microphone up to the chicken’s mouth)
Laura: Li can I borrow your sword.
Li: UMMM sure.
(Laura takes the end of the sword and hits Dib in the head with it. Dib falls on the floor unconscious.)
Laura: That should do.
(Everyone is just staring at Laura)
Laura: What?
Lauren L: Whatever lets just get this over with.
Jamie: yeah better then to just sit around.
Lucy: no really.
Jamie: Lucy shut the f*** up.
Laura: OMG Jamie said a bad word.
Lucy: O I am so hurt.
Chicken: Can we please go?
Sakura: yeah we should be going.
Li: yeah we should.
Lauren L: What should we do with Dip or What ever his name is?
Laura: I guess we should take him along.
Jamie: Yeah we should.
(After everyone got onto the ship they took off)
IN SPACE
Tallest Red: Man I can’t believe we’re actually doing this.
Purple: It’s ALL YOUR fault not mine.
Red: Whatever it’ll be easy and one more plant to have.
Purple: Yeah I guess. I still think we should have sent him to one of those glass planets.
Red: Right.
ZIM: My tallest it seems that the Earth people know of our plan.
Red: who care’s.
Purple: yeah it’s not like were going to fight that much anyway.
(All of a sudden there’s a thud from outside.)
Tallest: What was that?
Zim: I don’t know maybe we hit something (Little did they know hat it was the Hijacked space ship.)
Red: Yeah probably.
Zim: I shall go now.
Purple: Right.
(Zim leaves)
(Mean While)
Danielle: Man Laura your chicken sucks at driving space ships.
Laura: Yeah well at least he got us here didn’t he?
Danielle: yeah I guess your right.
Laura: I know.
Chris: What did we hit?
Lucy: how the hell should I know?
Laura: We hit the main ship of the Armada.
Everyone except Laura: Ok.
Lauren L: were do we go from here.
Laura: We have to get out of the ship.
Lucy: no really I thought we were going to stay in here and watch the Earth get destroyed.
Laura: Lucy stop being a smart ass.
Jamie: Don’t you mean dumb ass?
Laura: o yeah
Lucy: HHAAAHHHA NOT FUNNY!!
Chris: You scare me Lucy you really do.
Lucy: Good.
Yue: Don’t you think we should go now?
Danielle: Umm yeah!!!
Sakura: Then lets go!!
Jamie: OOOOKKK
Li: Weird
Lucy: Lets Kick some alien ass
Laura: Yeah!!
Chicken: WOOOHOOOO
Dib: Uh What AHHH where are we!
Laura: were in space you moron
Dib: How did we get here?
Laura: My chicken
Dib: What really WOW
(Li hands Laura the sword already knowing what she’s going to do)
Dib: What uh o
(Laura once again hits dib with the back of the sword knocking him out again)
Laura: Now that that’s done lets takeout these aliens
Jamie: I with that
Lauren L: Ok its settled we are going in
Laura: you bet
Jamie: On the count of three
One
Two
THREE
(Every one busts through the door and starts to attack all the aliens that are there Danielle head butts one of them, Lucy annoys most of them so they jump out of the ship, Lauren L takes out her flute and beats one over the head, Li takes his sword and cuts through all of the computers and messes up the ships power, Jamie kicks one in the stomach and throws on out the window, Sakura use the fight card to kick the shit out of a whole group, Chris starts to sing and sends them running, Yue shoots his crystal thingys at them, Laura pulls a light saber out of her pocket and cuts the aliens to pieces, Chicken pecks there eyes out and after their assault they finally make it to the main room were the Tallest are)
Jamie: So far so good we have been kicking some major alien ass
Lucy damn strait!
Laura: Yeah I know no one can stop us now
Chicken: I wonder what this button does (saysself-destruct)
(Chicken press the button)
Computer voice: SELF DESTRUCT SEQENCE INGAGE SHIPWILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 5MIN
Lucy: Damn that really really sucks
Laura: major
Danielle: I think we should run
Lauren L: Me too
Computer voice: 4 IN UNTIL SELF-DESTRUCT
Everyone: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Computer voice: 3 MINS UNTIL SELF-DESTRUCT
Jamie: RUNNNNN HURRY
Lucy: MOVE FASTER!!!!!!!!
2 MIN
Laura: were not going to make it
1 MIN
(Inside the ship they came in)
Laura: Chicken turn it on turn it on
Chicken: GOT IT!!!
Everyone: WOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOOOOO
(As there flying back to Earth the Armada’s main ship blows up and the Armada retreats) The main ship is also know as the Massive
Chris: we actually saved the world
Chicken: NO I saved the world
Dib: WHA WHAT HAPPENED!!
Laura: We saved the world
Dib: What NOOOOOOO
Dib: I wanted to take pictures
Lucy: Tough shit because were not I repeat not going back
Dib: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Everyone but Dib: AHAHAA
Laura: tough luck
Dib: O well it doesn’t matter any way because I have proof that chickens really do talk
(Laura takes Li sword)
Dib: Umm but it can wait I think
Laura: That’s what I thought
Dib: Right
Lucy: WOHHHOOOO WE WINN!!!!!!!!!!
Danielle: SHUT UP LUCY!!!!!!!!!!

THE END