Mr. Worm V.S Kero

Written By Laura, Adapted By Jaime

Danielle, Lucy, Chris, and, Laura walk in.

Chris: Hey where’s Jaime?

Danielle: Yea, she’s usually here by now.

Lucy: Well, she might be doing something else.

Chris: What better is there to do then battle CCS freaks! (Sarcastically) 

Drums and trumpets go off.

Everyone: uh???

Jaime and a worm come out.

Jaime: I'd like you to meet, Mr. Worm

Li, Sakura, Kero, and Yue come out.

Kero is chasing Li.

Kero: Li, I loooovvvee Yoouu

Li: Ahhhhh! Leave me alone!!!

Sakura: Hey guys what is going on?

Li hits Kero with his sword and knocks him out temporarily.

Li: What was that trumpeting I just heard? You having a parade or something?

Chris: No, it was Jaime and her worm friend.

Jaime: MR. WORM!!!! Not WORM FRIEND!!!

Chris: Right… 

Yue: Worm friend?  Who in their right mind would be friends with a worm?

Lucy: Who knows? 

Lucy: Who in their right mind would be friends with a freak with wings?

Yue: HEY!!

Jaime: AHEMM!

Everyone looks at Jaime and Mr. Worm

Jaime: I’ve been standing here for five, count it, five minutes!

Li: So.

Jaime: So, So!! Mr. Worm is getting very impatient he says he wants to battle

Laura: Uhhhhh, who does “he” want to battle?

Jaime: Well Mr. Worm, who do you want to battle?

Mr. Worm:  NAARRPP MEEPPP MEPP

Everyone except Kero because he’s knocked out:  Right…

Jaime: He said Kero, you idiots!  Can’t you hear?

Danielle: Are you making fun of deaf people?

Lucy: I think she is!

Danielle: Shut up Lucy!

Lucy: Why should I?

Danielle: Lucy, Shut up!

Lucy: Fine! But only because I want to, not because you said to!

Kero: wha…

Chris: Can I take a nap?

Yue:  Sure, we’re gonna win this one! A pathetic worm against a guardian? Come On!

Lucy: makes perfect sense to me

Everyone looks but say’s nothing.

Cricket: Cricket cricket

Lucy: What it does, it really does.

Cricket: Cricket cricket (Lucy then takes her shoe and smashes the cricket)

Lucy: Stupid cricket now what have you to say huh? huh?

Lucy: that’s what I thought.

Sakura: okay then… As we were saying

Jaime: Noooo! You killed Mr. Worm’s friend!!!

Lucy: My bad! (Sarcastically)

Mr. Worm:  Mepp me mepp

Jaime: He says he’ll never ever forgive you

Lucy: O well that’s one less friend. I don’t care

Li: Ahhh!!! Eriol!!

Eriol: Hey Li, what’s going on?

Li: Um nothing…

Eriol: Why’s Kero knocked out on the floor?

Li: He was getting very annoying.

Eriol: Right…

Kero: Li, why did you hit me?

Before Li could answer…

Danielle: Can we just have a battle now?

Laura: Yeah! I know we wasted enough time trying to figure out what the worm wants so, let’s start already!

G.I.R then appears and says yes master I obey.

Yue: What the hell is going on?

Lucy then starts to run around saying it’s a mad house a maaadddd hhouuse

Zim: G.I.R!!!!! How many times have I told you NOT to use the warp machine?

G.I.R: ummm I don’t know?

Lucy: ZIM!! G.I.R!!!! Can I get your autograph?

Zim: AHHHH!! Filthy earth child!!! Get away, stay back, stay back!!!!

Chris: why is everything so abnormal around here!

Lucy: Well, you know, abnormal is normal to us so really it isn’t abnormal.

Chris: That did not make any sense.

Laura: I didn’t know Zim actually exists!

Yue: Here, you can never be too sure.

Li: Got that right!

Eriol: Come on Li, don’t agree with the freak!

Jaime: Guy’s your upsetting Mr. Worm. 

Laura: Okay GUY’S!!!  I’ve got a great idea! We could let Kero, since he’s so small fight. No offense Mr. Worm.

Mr. Worm: weep hehet meeeeeeepppit.

Jaime: He says, no problem I’m used to it.

Danielle: Ok so it’s settled Kero fights Mr. Worm.

Everyone: YES! Finally!

BELL: kkkkeeeerrrooo wwiiiiiiiilllllllllllll dddiiiiiee!!!

Kero: That’s not very nice.

Lucy: O, Shut up you cry baby!

Mr. Worm then charges Kero hitting him in the stomach.

Kero: owww.

Kero: alright Mr.Worm prepare to meet your maker!

Mr.Worm: DEERPET FERNFG!!!!!

Jaime: Mr.Worm I can’t believe you out of all the worms said that!

Kero: What? What did he say?

Jaime: You don’t want to know.

Then Mr.Worm hits Kero right across the face with his tail.

Sakura: Man that’s gotta hurt

Kero then fly’s toward Mr.Worm but Mr.Worm burrows underground and Kero hits into the wall.

Li: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Sakura: Li that’s not very nice to laugh at him like that!

Li: I’m not laughing because he hit into the wall, but because a worm is beating him.

Sakura: O, that is kind of bad.

In the background Kero is being beaten up.

Sakura and Li start to break out laughing.

Chris: What’s their problem?

Yue: I don’t know?

Kero was all bruised up.

Kero: uhhhh I can’t.

Kero then collapses on the floor.

Jaime: Mr.Worm won!!!! I mean of course he won.

Then G.I.R picks up Mr.Worm and eats him.

Jaime: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lucy: I guess it was a tie.

Danielle: I wouldn’t mention this to Jaime ever again.

Zim: Come G.I.R we must conquer the filthy planet earth 

Jaime: Wait I’m coming with you! 

Zim: AHHHHH run G.I.R run!!!!!

Chris: Hey! That was actually cool!

Lucy: Whoa! Are you starting to like the battles?

Laura: Holy Fudge!

Chris: UHHH yeah whatever.

Everyone leaves.

The End!