(This is what happens when you don't revise your first drafts)

SANJOMAN AND
DA AIR FILLED BOINK HAMMER!!!

One Day little Sanjiv was running around in his underware pretending to be Sanjo man and spontaniosly hitting things with a giant coconut. Believing it to be an alien egg from the planet "The Place WHere ALiens COme from", Sanjo intended to crack it and achieve world domination (Hey, Don't look at me, I'm just the narrator, I didn't come up with this stupid plot). Bloated with firey courage, intense stupidity, and an abundant supply of cheese (yum), little Sanjiv set about on a mission to find some means of cracking the coconut. He set about seeking advice of the Flying Turtle of the Bathtub...It didn't want to talk that day, so he went back to pound on the coconut some more BUT GUESS WHAT!!! IT WASN"T THERE!!! GASP!!(I would go more along these lines but frankly they don't pay me enough) So any way, he cried, blah blah blah, and by some error of the writers he got this air filled boink hammer which he set about on his quest to find the coconut(psst, I shouldn't tell you this, but really his mom just took it and smashed it up and Sanjo ended up eating it that day for supper. Don't tell anyone!) Filled with determination and all that other good stuff, Sanjo spent 20 years of his life searcing for his Coconut(I'm exagerating), comming across many different characters and perils(most of which were both).

His first adventure, is what you're about to read.

He needed a Super hero name, so he called the Super hero hotline to see if some one had allready taken the name Sanjoman. It just so happened that no one had, but in orer for him to take it, he had to pay 100000000000000000000 dollars (I'm exaggerating). He got the moiney by begging his dog, and then, mispelled Sanjoman on his super hero form by leaving the m,n, and a out, resulting in his the name Sanjo being in his posetions. WHat this meant now however, was that no one else could have "sanjo" in their name(deep breath) Why is this important? well, it just so happened that a Shaman told Tomatoe that his sacred name was Blasanjo, and if he was called that, then he would acheive refridgeratorial domination or something liek that. Luckily, he was busy tieing his shoelace at the time, and when he finally finished and claimed the name Blasanjo, Sanjo man sued him for all he was worth. Da end.