| Before Rose and Jack... (education for the under thirties) |
 it all started long ago |
 in a place known to them as “TARDIS” without the ‘the’ |
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 even short term companions were invited |
 she came to kill, but stayed to become a friend |
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 the Doctor didn’t mind sharing Jamie with Ben |
 not sure about Polly though |
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 got over qualms with Victoria (perhaps it was the skirt) |
 and with Zoe...well! |
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 substances were consumed |
 things got hot and exhausting |
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 nasty headache in the morning though |
 oh crumbs |
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| Picture sources: row 1 left and right, The Reign of Terror; row 2 left and right, The Daleks’ Master Plan; row 3 left, The Underwater Menace; row 3 right, The Faceless Ones; row 4 left, The Web of Fear; row 4 right, The Space Pirates; rows 5-6, The Space Pirates. | |||||