A Short Comparative Guide to Religious and philosophical Thought

Taoism Shit Happens

Confucianism Confucius say; Shit Happens

Calvinism Shit happens because you do not work hard enough

Buddhism If shit happens, it really isn't shit

Seventh Day Adventist No shit on Saturdays

Zen What is the sound of shit happening?

Hedonism There is nothing like a good shit happening

Hinduism This shit happened before

Mormonism This shit is going to happen again

Islam If shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Moonism Only happy shit happens

Stoicism This shit is good for me

Protestantism Let the shit happen to someone else

Catholicism Shit happens because you are BAD

Hare Krishna Shit happens rama rama

Judaism Why does this shit always happen to me?

Zoroastrianism Shit happens half the time

Christian Science Shit is in your mind

Atheism Sheeit

Existentialism What is shit anyway?

Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit