Happy Program

Hi!

You are happy

You are happy to be alive

Because when you die

You are not happy

Good!

Now you know,

the opposite of happiness is death

I want you to be happy

That makes me happy

If I weren’t happy, I would be dead

But I am not dead,

I’m happy making you happy

Now, to keep me alive,

You must be happy

(you are alive – no never mind.

I’m happy therefore, you are alive!)

To not be happy, would kill me, therefore,

You must do as I say,

Because I know what makes you happy

But you won’t, I, can that be happy?

To want to kill?  Maybe.

Lets calculate:

A is happy when B is happy

B thinks that B would be happy

If A would die.

A wants only to be happy

(making B happy?)

But Death is unhappy

That would not make happy

If A would die

B would like it making

A happy, but dead

Conclusion:  Kill B

Explanation:  B wants to have A die,

If A were to pretend to be B and B, A;

Then B would be happy

knowing that A was dead,

but A/B would be still happy (alive)

that B/A was dead/alive

but B/A still wants A/B dead

for B/A to be happy

Final Conclusion:  Kill em all J