High tech overload
It pays to be more than human
The things people do to get ahead
This too shall pass
The things people buy
You break the law-you go to hell - Nemisis
Life is a bitch, then you marry one, then when you think you have it handled the bitch has pups
I feel all right - Billy Idol
What is so civil about war - GNR
Death is just another expression of obsolescence - The Smiling Bandit
Stay alive first. Have fun second. You can't party when you are dead - Winger
Know your enemy - but know yourself first - Tsun Tzu & me
You gotta fight for your right to party - Beastie Boys
God helps those who help themselves - Ben Franklin
Dear God - Why? - XYZ
I'm the Goddamm devil, this job pleases me….and I do it for free - Ugly Kid Joe
You make a lot of enemies…'Lets just call it a lifestyle' - Overheard
Silly Faggot. Dix R 4 Chix - T-Shirt seen at Seaside Heights, NJ
HMNP….Happy Mutants for Nucleor Power
She didn't holler..She didn't even whimper, cause she didn't cry, even when it hurt bad
Not for the Innocent - KISS
Don't be the fuel of War - Baghdad Betty
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Come on in, my day was ruined anyway.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
The older I get, the better I was!
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.
Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run, he hates that.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself.
Be good to your children, they are the ones who will choose your nursing home.
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
If at first you don't succeed, you aren't bribing the right people.
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity
Roses are Red Violets are Blue They'll need Dental Records To Identify You :)
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either; just #$%^ off and leave me alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. No one is listening until you make a mistake. 6. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. 7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 9. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. 10. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 11. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 13. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day. 14. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 15. Don't squat with your spurs on. 17. If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people. 18. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. 19. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 20. Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.