As a way to ensure Universal E-communictions
our language has been reduced to the basic
elements common to all...
EMOTICONS!
It seems if you want to get along on the net there are some basic things you need to know to communicate. I've decided to lend a helping hand to those masses that are constantly miffed over the weird swiggles & swibbles that are infesting our computer screens!
:-)))))) = you are very happy ;) = winking :D = big grin :-I = you don't care! |-I = asleep
|-O = yawn, am bored :-|| = mad :-/ = doubtful :-( = unhappy :-& = tongue tied
>:-( = angry *grr* :-@ = shouting! :'-( = crying *sob* :-O = incredulous! :-X = my lips are sealed
B-) = wearing glasses [:-) = wearing headphones :-{) = has moustache 8-) = wearing sunglasses
%-) = drunk %*@:-( = hungover/headache :-~) = I have a cold;runny nose :-9 = lip licking good!
Of course all of these are open to interpretation, there isn't a bible (that I'm aware of at any rate), so if you know any other EMOTICONS! or alternate meanings for the ones I have already feel free to let me know and I'll add them to the list;)