Meet Clem.30 years old.Clem also goes by the names Guniea Pig, Jesus, Captain Caveman, Tarzan, Old Bastard, God, Grizly Addams, "just can't do it, I don't understand the question", and Gerard Depardiu.Most recent name given to him is Slackbladder, from Jon.He's constantly worried about everything and anything and he owns a bycicle that would look more at home in 1982.Mud guard???It's more like a wing. His most admired talent is rolling down a ski-slope in true style, legs akimbo with his arms flailing in all directions. Though he did get better. You would usually find Clem working in the pub he lived above or sat in the smoking room at college.He's getting on a bit see, so he didn't come out with us much.He loves cider, he's a southerner, and he likes sleeping does our Clem.He also has a great talent of being able to snore like a whale.It's hard to explain the noise, but inbetween the usual snoring noise he makes the sound of a whale calling.He even woke himself up once cos of his snoring.Nevermind.We all have our faults.
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