| PANTS INSPECTION By Daniel Rodriguez |
| Just finish this line, then I'll crap, you can hold it... |
| Good God! Look at these centrifuge trials! The zipper failed on both the gravitational reversal test and the deep-sea solar reception test! |
| How do you spell "vaginaly unsound" again? |
| Oh, geez, this guy had corn. |
| I wonder what these taste like? |
| Feel free to watch me, but please don't disturb me as I work! |
| I seriously couldn't fit my penis in these |
| LSD on the job sure is fun! |
| My name is Danny, and I am the Inspector of Pants at 907 Fingerboard Griptape... |
| I have a degree in Stellar Astrophysics, and I love my job. |