= Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
= Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP!"
= Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
= Sell Girl Scout cookies.
= On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
= Shave.
= Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
= Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
= Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
= When at your floor, strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
= Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
= Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
= One word: Flatulence!
= Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
= When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
= Give religious tracts to each passenger.
= Meow occasionally.
= Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
= Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
= Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
= Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
= Stare at a passenger and announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
= Burp, and then say "Mmmm... tasty!"
= Leave a box between the doors.
= Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
= Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
= Start a sing-along.
= When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
= Play the harmonica.
= Say "Ding!" at each floor.
= Lean against the button panel
= Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
= Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.