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Apocalypse Sometime Soon

Welcome

Welcome to Apocalypse Sometime Soon. Consider us your complete End of the World store. Whether you're a collector or simply looking for the best deal this side of the IRA, you'll find it at ASS. Click on one of the many links to explore all we have to save your ass.

Who are we?

Located in the middle of nowhere, Apocalypse Sometime Soon is one of the oldest and largest arsenals stores in the the world. The store was founded in 1903 by Ahkmed Ahzib (not shown here). Today we are not allowed to release any information about the current owners as this would forfeit our lives.

The store itself is the size of two football fields and attracts visitors from around the world. If you can't pay us a visit, order our catalogue. We will deliver to any spot in the United States and overseas. In a rush? We can deliver your order overnight! We also giftwrap.

News Flash

Common Sense.....Something that is not so common but is supposed to be. This is a quality that is generally lacking in 1/2 of the general public and has been extenguished forever in our elected officials.

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