That hopefully will come to mind as a humorous distraction later today (should the tractor trailers in the next lane drown out the gentle tinkle, tinkle, tinkling of the windchime hanging from the glove compartment):

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs or huge [well, you know] and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

On a serious note, no clue just how accurate a statement it is, but don't know that there are too many who would be genuinely surprised if it turned out to be true..

PS.. Waving to Marcy for forwarding that one in this direction.. :)

Tags: Breast Implants, Viagra, Alzheimer's, Research.