-- Name: hibernate_sequence; Type: SEQUENCE SET; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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SELECT pg_catalog.setval('hibernate_sequence', 100485, true);


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-- TOC entry 1934 (class 0 OID 16493)
-- Dependencies: 167
-- Data for Name: white_cards; Type: TABLE DATA; Schema: public; Owner: cah
--

INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (282, 'Michelle Obama''s arms.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (124, 'White people.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (393, 'An erection that lasts longer than four hours.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (141, 'Panda sex.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (121, 'Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (269, 'A middle-aged man on roller skates.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1, 'Coat hanger abortions.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (138, 'Scrubbing under the folds.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (275, 'Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3662, 'Canadian Kindness.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1146, 'end First Expansion', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3663, 'The world''s tallest midget.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (462, 'MechaHitler.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (463, 'Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (464, 'Charisma.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (465, 'Morgan Freeman''s voice.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (466, 'Breaking out into song and dance.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (467, 'Soup that is too hot.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (468, 'Chutzpah.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (469, 'Unfathomable stupidity.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (470, 'Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (471, 'Boogers.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3664, 'The shitty remains of Taco Bell&reg;.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (473, 'Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (474, 'A defective condom.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (475, 'Teenage pregnancy.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (476, 'Hot cheese.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (477, 'A mopey zoo lion.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (478, 'Shapeshifters.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (479, 'The Care Bear Stare.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (480, 'Erectile dysfunction.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (481, 'The chronic.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (483, '"Tweeting."', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (484, 'Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (485, 'Nicolas Cage.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3665, 'Master Chief.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1110, 'Leveling up.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1111, 'Literally eating shit.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1112, 'Making the penises kiss.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1113, 'Media coverage.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3666, 'Four Loko.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1115, 'Moral ambiguity.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1116, 'My machete.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1117, 'One thousand Slim Jims.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1118, 'Ominous background music.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1119, 'Overpowering your father.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1120, 'Pistol-whipping a hostage.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1121, 'Quiche.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1122, 'Quivering jowls.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1123, 'Revenge fucking.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1124, 'Ripping into a man''s chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1125, 'Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1126, 'Santa Claus.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1127, 'Scrotum tickling.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1128, 'Sexual humiliation.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1129, 'Sexy Siamese twins.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1130, 'Slow motion.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1131, 'Space muffins.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1132, 'Statistically validated stereotypes.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1133, 'Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1134, 'The boners of the elderly.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1135, 'The economy.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (225, 'Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (297, 'Public ridicule.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (265, 'A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (218, 'Vehicular manslaughter.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3667, 'Xyzzy playing around with gender roles.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (160, 'The token minority.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3668, 'Walt Disney''s frozen head.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3669, 'Sponge baths.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (488, 'A gentle caress of the inner thigh.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (489, 'Poor life choices.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (490, 'Embryonic stem cells.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (491, 'Customer service representatives.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (492, 'The Little Engine That Could.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (493, 'Lady Gaga.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (494, 'A death ray.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (495, 'Vigilante justice.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (496, 'Exactly what you''d expect.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (497, 'Natural male enhancement.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (498, 'Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (499, 'Inappropriate yodeling.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (500, 'A homoerotic volleyball montage.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (501, 'Actually taking candy from a baby.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (502, 'Jibber-jabber.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (503, 'Crystal meth.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (504, 'My inner demons.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (505, 'Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (506, 'My vagina.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3670, 'Sonic brutally murdering Mario.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (508, 'The true meaning of Christmas.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3671, 'Mario brutally murdering Sonic.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1137, 'The Gulags.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1138, 'The harsh light of day.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1139, 'The hiccups.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1140, 'The shambling corpse of Larry King.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1141, 'The four arms of Vishnu.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1142, 'Being a busy adult with many important things to do.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1143, 'Tripping balls.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1144, 'Words, words, words.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1145, 'Zeus''s sexual appetites.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1066, 'A big black dick.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1067, 'A beached whale.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1068, 'A bloody pacifier.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1069, 'A crappy little hand.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1070, 'A low standard of living.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1071, 'A nuanced critique.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1072, 'Panty raids.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1073, 'A passionate Latino lover.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1074, 'A rival dojo.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1075, 'A web of lies.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1076, 'A woman scorned.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1078, 'Apologizing.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1079, 'Appreciative snapping.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1080, 'Neil Patrick Harris.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1081, 'Beating your wives.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1082, 'Being a dinosaur.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1083, 'Shaft.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1217, 'A soulful rendition of "Ol'' Man River."', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1218, 'Intimacy problems.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1219, 'A sweaty, panting leather daddy.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1220, 'Spring break!', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1221, 'Being awesome at sex.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1222, 'Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of "Friends."', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (461, 'Flying sex snakes.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1077, 'Clams.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1223, 'Another shot of morphine.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1226, 'Bullshit.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1227, 'The Google.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3672, 'Getting high on bath salts.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1229, 'The new Radiohead album.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1230, 'An army of skeletons.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1231, 'A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1232, 'Mild autism.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1233, 'Nunchuck moves.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1234, 'Whipping a disobedient slave.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1235, 'An ether-soaked rag.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1236, 'A sweet spaceship.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1237, 'A 55-gallon drum of lube.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1238, 'Special musical guest, Cher.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1239, 'The human body.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1240, 'Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1241, 'The grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1242, 'Tiny nipples.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1243, 'Power.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1244, 'Oncoming traffic.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1245, 'A dollop of sour cream.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1246, 'A slightly shittier parallel universe.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1247, 'My first kill.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1248, 'Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1249, 'Fetal alcohol syndrome.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1250, 'The day the birds attacked.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1251, 'One Ring to rule them all.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1252, 'Grandpa''s ashes.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1253, 'Basic human decency.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1254, 'A Burmese tiger pit.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1255, 'Death by Steven Seagal.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1002, 'testtest', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1031, 'End Canadian White Cards', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1010, 'Mr. Dressup.', 'CAN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1011, 'Being Canadian.', 'CAN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1012, 'The Famous Five.', 'CAN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1013, 'Stephen Harper.', 'CAN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1014, 'The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.', 'CAN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1015, 'An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker.', 'CAN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1016, 'Poutine.', 'CAN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1017, 'Newfies.', 'CAN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1018, 'The Official Languages Act. La Loi sur les langues officielles.', 'CAN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1019, 'Terry Fox''s prosthetic leg.', 'CAN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1020, 'The FLQ.', 'CAN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1021, 'Canada: America''s Hat.', 'CAN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1022, 'Don Cherry''s wardrobe.', 'CAN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1023, 'Burning down the White House.', 'CAN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1024, 'Heritage minutes.', 'CAN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1025, 'Homo milk.', 'CAN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1026, 'Naked News.', 'CAN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1027, 'Syrupy sex with a maple tree.', 'CAN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1028, 'Snotsicles.', 'CAN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1029, 'Schmirler the Curler.', 'CAN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1030, 'A Molson muscle.', 'CAN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1181, 'A bigger, blacker dick.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3673, 'Snorting Pixie Stix.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1183, 'A sad fat dragon with no friends.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1184, 'Catastrophic urethral trauma.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1185, 'Hillary Clinton''s death stare.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1186, 'Existing.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3674, 'Poorly written Star Wars&reg; fan fiction.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1188, 'Mooing.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1189, 'Swiftly achieving orgasm.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1190, 'Daddy''s belt.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1191, 'Double penetration.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1192, 'Weapons-grade plutonium.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1193, 'Some really fucked-up shit.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1194, 'Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1195, 'Rising from the grave.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1196, 'The mixing of the races.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1197, 'Taking a man''s eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1198, 'Scrotal frostbite.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1199, 'All of this blood.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1200, 'Loki, the trickster god.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1201, 'Whining like a little bitch.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1202, 'Pumping out a baby every nine months.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1203, 'Tongue.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1204, 'Finding Waldo.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1205, 'Upgrading homeless people to mobile hotspots.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1206, 'Wearing an octopus for a hat.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1207, 'An unhinged ferris wheel rolling toward the sea.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1208, 'Living in a trashcan.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1209, 'The corporations.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1210, 'A magic hippie love cloud.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1211, 'Fuck Mountain.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1212, 'Survivor''s guilt.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1213, 'Me.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1214, 'Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1215, 'Jeff Goldblum.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1216, 'Making a friend.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (44, 'German dungeon porn.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (40, 'Praying the gay away.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (63, 'Dying.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (41, 'Same-sex ice dancing.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (70, 'Dying of dysentery.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (19, 'Roofies.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22, 'The Big Bang.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (23, 'Amputees.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (74, 'Men.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18, 'Concealing a boner.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (87, 'Agriculture.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (51, 'Making a pouty face.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (98, 'YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (60, 'Hormone injections.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (55, 'Tom Cruise.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (56, 'Object permanence.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (92, 'Consultants.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (26, 'Being marginalized.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (54, 'The profoundly handicapped.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (96, 'Party poopers.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (48, 'Nickelback.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (7, 'Doing the right thing.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (65, 'The invisible hand.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (49, 'Heteronormativity.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (29, 'Cuddling.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (84, 'Raptor attacks.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (38, 'Fear itself.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (91, 'Sniffing glue.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (58, 'An icepick lobotomy.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (109, 'Being rich.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (79, 'The clitoris.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (71, 'Sexy pillow fights.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (105, 'Michael Jackson.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (101, 'Sexting.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (33, 'Horse meat.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (8, 'Hunting accidents.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (9, 'A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15, 'Abstinence.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17, 'Mountain Dew Code Red.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21, 'Tweeting.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (43, 'Making sex at her.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (64, 'Stunt doubles.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (69, 'Flavored condoms.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100, 'Heath Ledger.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (110, 'Muzzy.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (97, 'Sunshine and rainbows.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (68, 'Flash flooding.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (57, 'Goblins.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (13, 'Spectacular abs.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (72, 'The Three-Fifths compromise.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4, 'Vigorous jazz hands.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (106, 'Skeletor.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (80, 'Vikings.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (34, 'Genital piercings.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3675, 'The final circle of Hell.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (67, 'A really cool hat.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (102, 'An Oedipus complex.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (82, 'The Underground Railroad.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (77, 'Heartwarming orphans.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (47, 'Cheating in the Special Olympics.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (108, 'Sharing needles.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (46, 'Ethnic cleansing.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (103, 'Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (93, 'My humps.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10, 'The violation of our most basic human rights.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (35, 'Fingering.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (53, 'The placenta.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (5, 'Flightless birds.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (37, 'Stranger danger.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (107, 'Chivalry.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (76, 'Sean Penn.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (73, 'A sad handjob.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (66, 'Jew-fros.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (12, 'Self-loathing.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (61, 'A falcon with a cap on its head.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (75, 'Historically black colleges.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (30, 'Aaron Burr.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (25, 'Former President George W. Bush.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (94, 'Geese.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (99, 'Mutually-assured destruction.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (88, 'Bling.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (27, 'Smegma.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (90, 'The South.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (83, 'Pretending to care.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (59, 'Arnold Schwarzenegger.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (20, 'Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (104, 'A sausage festival.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (62, 'Foreskin.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (95, 'Being a dick to children.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (52, 'Chainsaws for hands.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (86, 'A Gypsy curse.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (31, 'The Pope.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16, 'A balanced breakfast.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (36, 'Elderly Japanese men.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (6, 'Pictures of boobs.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (39, 'Science.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (32, 'A bleached asshole.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3, 'Autocannibalism.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (50, 'William Shatner.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (85, 'A micropenis.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (78, 'Waterboarding.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (45, 'Bingeing and purging.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (89, 'A clandestine butt scratch.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (2, 'Man meat.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (28, 'Laying an egg.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14, 'An honest cop with nothing left to lose.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (42, 'The terrorists.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (81, 'Friends who eat all the snacks.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1043, 'end misprint bonus card', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1034, 'A bitch slap.', 'B');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1035, 'One trillion dollars.', 'B');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1036, 'Chunks of dead prostitute.', 'B');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1037, 'The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir.', 'B');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1038, 'The female orgasm.', 'B');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1039, 'Extremely tight pants.', 'B');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1040, 'Stormtroopers.', 'B');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1041, 'The Boy Scouts of America.', 'B');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1042, 'Throwing a virgin into a volcano.', 'B');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (120, 'Cookie Monster devouring the Eucharist wafers.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (123, 'Letting yourself go.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3676, 'The Bible.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (131, 'A LAN party.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (133, 'A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (143, 'Will Smith.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (156, 'Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (158, 'Dave Matthews Band.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (164, 'Substitute teachers.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (177, 'Garth Brooks.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (188, 'Keeping Christ in Christmas.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (190, 'That one gay Teletubby.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (216, 'Passive-agression.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3677, 'Borat''s one piece.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (248, 'The People''s Elbow.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (230, 'Guys who don''t call.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (152, 'AIDS.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (187, 'The Rapture.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (244, 'Eugenics.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (181, 'Taking off your shirt.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (139, 'A drive-by shooting.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (217, 'Ronald Reagan.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (195, 'Jewish fraternities.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (198, 'All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (233, 'Scalping.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (196, 'Edible underpants.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (154, 'Figgy pudding.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (240, 'Intelligent design.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (207, 'Nocturnal emissions.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (119, 'Uppercuts.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (180, 'The American Dream.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (226, 'Testicular torsion.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (201, 'The folly of man.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (153, 'The KKK.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (241, 'The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (237, 'Saxophone solos.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (200, 'That thing that electrocutes your abs.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (176, 'Oversized lollipops.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (161, 'Friends with benefits.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (137, 'Teaching a robot to love.', NULL);
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INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (252, 'Smallpox blankets.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (127, 'Yeast.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (214, 'Full frontal nudity.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (175, 'Authentic Mexican cuisine.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (253, 'Licking things to claim them as your own.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (174, 'Genghis Khan.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (209, 'The hardworking Mexican.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (189, 'RoboCop.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (112, 'Spontaneous human combustion.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (128, 'Natural selection.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (245, 'A good sniff.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (212, 'Nipple blades.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (126, 'Leaving an awkward voicemail.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (213, 'Assless chaps.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (191, 'Sweet, sweet vengeance.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (243, 'Keg stands.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (232, 'Darth Vader.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (114, 'Necrophilia.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (144, 'Toni Morrison''s vagina.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (159, 'Preteens.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (185, 'A cooler full of organs.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (178, 'Keanu Reeves.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (166, 'A thermonuclear detonation.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (186, 'A moment of silence.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (142, 'Catapults.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (118, 'Emotions.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (151, 'Balls.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (234, 'Homeless people.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (173, 'Old-people smell.', NULL);
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INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (24, 'The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (136, 'Sperm whales.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (204, 'A murder most foul.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (208, 'Daddy issues.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (199, 'Britney Spears at 55.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (210, 'Natalie Portman.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (223, 'The Holy Bible.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3678, 'LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (220, 'Pulling out.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (163, 'Pixelated bukkake.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (168, 'Waiting ''til marriage.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (235, 'The World of Warcraft.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (116, 'Global warming.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (224, 'World peace.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (170, 'A can of whoop-ass.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (148, 'A zesty breakfast burrito.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (221, 'Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (146, 'Land mines.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (113, 'College.', NULL);
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INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (155, 'Seppuku.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (211, 'Waking up half-naked in a Denny''s parking lot.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (149, 'Christopher Walken.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (236, 'Gloryholes.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (169, 'A tiny horse.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (184, 'Child abuse.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (219, 'Menstruation.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (135, 'A sassy black woman.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (162, 'Re-gifting.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (122, 'Penis envy.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (179, 'Drinking alone.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (215, 'Hulk Hogan.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3679, 'A 1971 Ford Pinto.', 'RS');
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INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (171, 'Dental dams.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (157, 'Gandhi.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (239, 'God.', NULL);
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INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (147, 'A sea of troubles.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (197, 'Poor people.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (183, 'Flesh-eating bacteria.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (125, 'Dick Cheney.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (246, 'Lockjaw.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (165, 'Take-backsies.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (132, 'Opposable thumbs.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (222, 'The homosexual agenda.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (202, 'Fiery poops.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (203, 'Cards Against Humanity.', NULL);
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INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (238, 'Sean Connery.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (227, 'The milk man.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (115, 'The Chinese gymnastics team.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (231, 'Eating the last known bison.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (134, 'Soiling oneself.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (182, 'Giving 110%.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (242, 'Friendly fire.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (111, 'Count Chocula.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (172, 'Feeding Rosie O''Donnell.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (251, 'Seduction.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (194, 'Being a motherfucking sorcerer.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (264, 'Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (273, 'Douchebags on their iPhones.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (281, 'The deformed.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (285, 'Donald Trump.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (288, 'This answer is postmodern.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (301, 'African children.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (307, 'Have some more kugel.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (310, 'Crippling debt.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (313, 'Shorties and blunts.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (328, '(I am doing Kegels right now.)', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (331, 'Bestiality.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (333, 'Drum circles.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (338, 'Inappropriate yelling.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (341, 'The Thong Song.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (342, 'A vajazzled vagina.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3681, 'Mountain Dew&reg; Baja Blast.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3682, 'Nessie.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (363, 'Tiger Woods.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (371, 'PCP.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (383, 'Mr. Snuffleupagus.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (394, 'A disappointing birthday party.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (319, 'Puppies!', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (308, 'A windmill full of corpses.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (340, 'Being on fire.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (372, 'A lifetime of sadness.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (258, 'Pterodactyl eggs.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (289, 'Crumpets with the Queen.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (344, 'Exchanging pleasantries.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (276, 'Republicans.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (321, 'Kim Jong-il.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (366, 'Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (254, 'A salty surprise.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (330, 'The Jews.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (324, 'Incest.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3683, 'Princess Peach''s Cake.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (391, 'Nazis.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (292, 'Repression.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (287, 'Attitude.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (361, 'Passable transvestites.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (395, 'Puberty.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (374, 'Swooping.', NULL);
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INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (379, 'A look-see.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (348, 'Lactation.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (266, 'Pabst Blue Ribbon.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (357, 'The gays.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (278, 'A foul mouth.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (377, 'A hot mess.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (268, 'My collection of high-tech sex toys.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (318, 'Bees?', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (388, 'Getting drunk on mouthwash.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (277, 'The glass ceiling.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (286, 'Sarah Palin.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (291, 'Team-building exercises.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (290, 'Frolicking.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (380, 'Not giving a shit about the Third World.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (345, 'My relationship status.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (384, 'Barack Obama.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (302, 'Mouth herpes.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (386, 'Wiping her butt.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (263, 'Pedophiles.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (373, 'Doin'' it in the butt.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (347, 'Being fabulous.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (389, 'An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (294, 'A bag of magic beans.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (296, 'Dead parents.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (257, 'My sex life.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (343, 'Riding off into the sunset.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (364, 'Dick fingers.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (362, 'The Virginia Tech Massacre.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (387, 'Queefing.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (339, 'Tangled Slinkys.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (337, 'Civilian casualties.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (316, 'Leprosy.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (325, 'Grave robbing.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (376, 'Tentacle porn.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (304, 'Bill Nye the Science Guy.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (370, 'New Age music.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (261, '72 virgins.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (322, 'Hope.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (314, 'Passing a kidney stone.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (299, 'A mime having a stroke.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (368, 'Classist undertones.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (298, 'A mating display.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (382, 'The Kool-Aid Man.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (349, 'Not reciprocating oral sex.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (352, 'Date rape.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (306, 'Italians.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (256, 'My soul.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3684, 'Two midgets stacked up pretending to be one person.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (312, 'A stray pube.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (279, 'Jerking off into a pool of children''s tears.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (280, 'Getting really high.', NULL);
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INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (303, 'Overcompensation.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (272, 'Free samples.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (346, 'Shaquille O''Neal''s acting career.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (271, 'Half-assed foreplay.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (283, 'Explosions.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (392, 'White privilege.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (293, 'Road head.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (255, 'Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (323, '8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (355, 'Judge Judy.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (259, 'Altar boys.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (358, 'Scientology.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (329, 'Justin Bieber.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (327, 'Alcoholism.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (351, 'My genitals.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (332, 'Winking at old people.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (385, 'Golden showers.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (365, 'Racism.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (336, 'Auschwitz.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (262, 'Raping and pillaging.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (334, 'Kids with ass cancer.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (274, 'Hurricane Katrina.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (356, 'Lumberjack fantasies.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (381, 'American Gladiators.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (295, 'An asymmetric boob job.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (326, 'Asians who aren''t good at math.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (335, 'Loose lips.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (270, 'The Blood of Christ.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (317, 'A brain tumor.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (315, 'Prancing.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (375, 'The Hamburglar.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (360, 'Police brutality.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (260, 'Forgetting the Alamo.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (369, 'Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (359, 'Estrogen.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (390, 'A robust mongoloid.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (309, 'Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (193, 'Pooping back and forth. Forever.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (320, 'Cockfights.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (305, 'Bitches.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (300, 'Stephen Hawking talking dirty.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (403, 'Those times when you get sand in your vagina.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (424, 'Faith healing.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (428, 'Impotence.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (454, 'Bananas in Pajamas.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (399, 'Getting so angry that you pop a boner.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (414, 'Tasteful sideboob.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (396, 'Two midgets shitting into a bucket.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (406, 'Racially-biased SAT questions.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (449, 'Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (398, 'The forbidden fruit.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (459, 'Anal beads.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (367, 'Surprise sex!', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (426, 'Dead babies.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (129, 'Masturbation.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (452, 'The Hustle.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3685, 'Apples to Apples&reg;.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (409, 'Obesity.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (429, 'Child beauty pageants.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (422, 'Goats eating coins.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (457, 'Kamikaze pilots.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (443, 'Powerful thighs.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (450, 'A big hoopla about nothing.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (433, 'Women''s suffrage.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (442, 'John Wilkes Booth.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (425, 'Parting the Red Sea.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (435, 'Harry Potter erotica.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (416, 'Grandma.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (407, 'Porn stars.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (423, 'A monkey smoking a cigar.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (439, 'Mathletes.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (437, 'Lance Armstrong''s missing testicle.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (434, 'Children on leashes.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (445, 'Multiple stab wounds.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (411, 'Oompa-Loompas.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (451, 'Peeing a little bit.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (421, 'The miracle of childbirth.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (448, 'Another goddamn vampire movie.', NULL);
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INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (402, 'A gassy antelope.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (412, 'BATMAN!!!', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (413, 'Black people.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (447, 'Serfdom.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (418, 'The Trail of Tears.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (453, 'Ghosts.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (436, 'The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (420, 'Finger painting.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (249, 'Robert Downey, Jr.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (405, 'Muhammed (Praise Be Unto Him).', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (419, 'Famine.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (431, 'AXE Body Spray.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (458, 'The Force.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (446, 'Cybernetic enhancements.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (444, 'Mr. Clean, right behind you.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (401, 'Third base.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (438, 'Dwarf tossing.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (408, 'A fetus.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (441, 'Women in yogurt commercials.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (417, 'Copping a feel.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (400, 'Sexual tension.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (456, 'Dry heaving.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (430, 'Centaurs.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (397, 'Wifely duties.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (415, 'Hot people.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (432, 'Kanye West.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (427, 'The Amish.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (410, 'When you fart and a little bit comes out.', NULL);
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INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1085, 'Nubile slave boys.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1086, 'Carnies.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1087, 'Coughing into a vagina.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1088, 'Suicidal thoughts.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1089, 'Dancing with a broom.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1090, 'Deflowering the princess.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1091, 'Dorito breath.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1092, 'Eating an albino.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1093, 'Enormous Scandinavian women.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1094, 'Fabricating statistics.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1095, 'Finding a skeleton.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1096, 'Gandalf.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1097, 'Genetically engineered super-soldiers.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1098, 'George Clooney''s musk.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1099, 'Getting abducted by Peter Pan.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1100, 'Getting in her pants, politely.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1101, 'Gladiatorial combat.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1102, 'Good grammar.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1103, 'Hipsters.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1104, 'Historical revisionism.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1105, 'Insatiable bloodlust.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1106, 'Jafar.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1107, 'Jean-Claude Van Damme.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1108, 'Just the tip.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1109, 'Mad hacky-sack skills.', 'X1');
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INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1465, 'Clearing a bloody path through Walmart with a scimitar.', '❄');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1466, 'Another shitty year.', '❄');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1467, 'Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about.', '❄');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1468, 'A Christmas stocking full of coleslaw.', '❄');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1469, 'Elf cum.', '❄');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1470, 'The tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card.', '❄');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1471, 'Taking down Santa with a surface-to-air missle.', '❄');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1473, 'Socks. ', '❄');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1474, 'Pretending to be happy.', '❄');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1475, 'Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster.', '❄');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1476, 'The Star Wars Holiday Special.', '❄');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (11, 'Viagra&reg;.', NULL);
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INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1482, 'Space Jam on VHS.', '❄');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1483, 'Immaculate conception.', '❄');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1484, 'Fucking up "Silent Night" in front of 300 parents.', '❄');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1485, 'A visually arresting turtleneck.', '❄');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1486, 'A toxic family environment.', '❄');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1487, 'Eating an entire snowman.', '❄');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3687, 'Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (509, 'Show me your tits!', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (510, 'Thanking your sex slaves.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (511, 'Dickcheese.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (512, 'Googly eyes on a cock.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (513, 'Typing with your genitals.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (514, 'Pirate hookers.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (515, 'Poopcake.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (516, 'Mandatory Sex Party.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (517, 'A WHOLE GALLON.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (518, 'Games you can play with bricks.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (519, 'Lewhora.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (520, 'Fancy tampons.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (521, 'Very Serious Island.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (522, 'COLLIN.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (523, 'Ferngully.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (524, 'Velociraptor.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (525, 'Thundercunting.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (526, 'Werewolf.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (527, 'Cultist.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (528, 'Vejazzled vagina.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (529, 'HODOR.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (530, 'Simple dog.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (531, 'Butt oranges.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (532, 'Sweater kittens.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (533, 'Baby batter.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (534, 'Meat curtains.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (535, 'Strawberry Shortcake sexing up a Carebear and giving birth to NyanCat.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (536, 'Blowjob Jesus.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (537, 'GOATS.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (538, 'Welcome Taco.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (539, 'Boobs.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (540, 'Moobs.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (541, 'Tinychat.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (542, 'Centaur Therapist Jesus.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (543, 'LOUD NOISES.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (544, 'THE GODDAMN BATMAN.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (545, 'Swinging an axe in the air while cornholing a bear.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (546, 'WIIINES.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (547, 'A Wende head tilt.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (548, 'Chris Gaines.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (549, 'Fuck you, I''m a bear.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (550, 'Doctor Who.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (551, 'EXTERMINATE.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (552, 'Landshark.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (553, 'Bearshark.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (554, 'SCIENCE!!1!', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (555, 'The Great Dildo, Thor.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (556, 'Just the tip!', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (557, 'Daddy foam.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (558, 'PooooooP!', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10001, 'Dragon dildos.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (560, 'Buttpirate Pokemon.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (561, 'A really good booby weight.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (562, 'Tubemonster.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (563, 'Bevis.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (564, 'Trouser snakes.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (565, 'A WHOLE GALLON OF BOOBS.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (566, 'Barfstab.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (567, 'LYNCH LUPUS.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (568, 'Drinking on live TV.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (569, 'Shooting heroin into my eyeballs.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (570, 'Skittering ovaries.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (571, 'Ricardo.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (572, 'The Power of Greyskull.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (573, 'The revolution.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (574, 'The establishment.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (575, 'Queer Lesbian Jesus.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (576, 'Hello Kitty.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (577, 'Readying my torch for burnination.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (578, 'Tots.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (579, 'Getting drunk before noon.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (580, 'In a sneaky hate spiral.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (581, 'Clown strippers.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (582, 'KERMIT FLAIL.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (583, 'Certified Breast Maintenance Engineer.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (584, 'A test tube baby.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (585, 'Dancing naked.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (586, 'Moist and Juicy.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (587, 'Orgy.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (588, 'Premature ejaculation.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (589, 'Bounty, the Quicker Picker Upper.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (590, 'Lotion.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (591, 'Rapey dolphin.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (592, 'Werepoo.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (593, 'Handbra.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (594, 'A moose giving birth in Maggly''s yard.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (595, 'More bandaids.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (596, 'Fuckweasel.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (597, 'Curious hands.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (598, 'Spagbag.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (599, 'Tears of manly pain.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (130, 'Twinkies&reg;.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (600, 'Cthulu.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (601, 'Surprise penis.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (602, 'SEX.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (603, 'Mr. Tinycheeks.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (604, 'A spoon that is too big.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (605, 'Bleeding Anuses.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (606, 'Not being pregnant.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (607, 'An Olive Ewe.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (608, 'Hookers and blow.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (609, 'Dropbears.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (610, 'Standing next to short people to use them as armrests.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (611, 'Making a random guess in Werewolf that gets you killed later.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (612, 'INTERNET FOREVER!', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (613, 'The jitters you get before a meetup.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (614, 'Shenaniganty.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (615, 'I AM HOW BABIES ARE MADE.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (616, 'Noble whore.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (617, 'Kangaroo stripper.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (618, 'Droopums.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (619, 'Nonni''s mantis.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (620, 'Ginger baby.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (621, 'Drunk foruming.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1477, 'My hot cousin.', '❄');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100008, 'The sound a single ThunderStix&reg; makes.', 'SG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100009, 'The Chilled Knife.', 'SG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (145, 'Five-Dollar Footlongs&trade;.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100011, 'Dr. Phil.', 'SG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100012, 'Paul and Storm.', 'SG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100013, 'Jonathan Coulton.', 'SG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100014, 'MC Frontalot.', 'SG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100015, 'Pretending you''re Xyzzy.', 'SG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100018, 'Cleveland (it''s not Detroit!).', 'SG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100019, 'An immediately regrettable $9 hot dog from the Boston Convention Center.', 'PAX A');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100020, 'Running out of stamina.', 'PAX A');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100021, 'Casting Magic Missile at a bully.', 'PAX A');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100022, 'Getting bitch slapped by Dhalsim.', 'PAX A');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100023, 'Firefly: Season 2.', 'PAX A');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100024, 'Rotating shapes in mid-air so that they fit into other shapes when they fall.', 'PAX A');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100025, 'Jiggle physics.', 'PAX A');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100026, 'Paying the iron price.', 'PAX A');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100029, 'Loading from a previous save.', 'PAX B');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100030, 'Sharpening a foam broadsword on a foam whetstone.', 'PAX B');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100031, 'The rocket launcher.', 'PAX B');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100032, 'The depression that ensues after catching ''em all.', 'PAX B');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100033, 'Violating the First Law of Robotics.', 'PAX B');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100034, 'Getting inside the Horadric Cube with a hot babe and pressing the transmute button.', 'PAX B');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100035, 'Punching a tree to gather wood.', 'PAX B');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100036, 'Spending the year''s insulin budget on Warhammer 40k figurines.', 'PAX B');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100039, 'Achieving 500 actions per minute.', 'PAX C');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100040, 'Forgetting to eat, and consequently dying.', 'PAX C');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100041, 'Wil Wheaton crashing an actual spaceship.', 'PAX C');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100042, 'The Klobb.', 'PAX C');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100043, 'Charging up all the way.', 'PAX C');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100044, 'Vespene gas.', 'PAX C');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100045, 'Judging elves by the color of their skin and not by the content of their character.', 'PAX C');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100046, 'Smashing all the pottery in a Pottery Barn in search of rupees.', 'PAX C');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100052, 'The best card in my hand.', 'SG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100053, 'The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100055, 'A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100056, 'Cock.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100057, 'The biggest, blackest dick.', 'SG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100060, 'A cop who is also a dog.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100061, 'Dying alone and in pain.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100062, 'Gay aliens.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100063, 'The way white people is.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100064, 'Reverse cowgirl.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100067, 'The Quesadilla Explosion Salad&trade; from Chili''s&reg;.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100068, 'Actually getting shot, for real.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100069, 'Not having sex.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100071, 'Vietnam flashbacks.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100072, 'Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100073, 'Nothing.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100075, 'Warm, velvety muppet sex.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100076, 'Self-flagellation.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100077, 'The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100079, 'Samuel L. Jackson.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100080, 'A boo-boo.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100081, 'Going around punching people.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100082, 'The entire Internet.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100083, 'Some kind of bird-man.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100084, 'Chugging a lava lamp.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100086, 'Having sex on top of a pizza.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100087, 'Indescribable loneliness.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100088, 'An ass disaster.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100090, 'Shutting the fuck up.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100091, 'All my friends dying.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100099, 'Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100101, 'Spending lots of money.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100102, 'Some douche with an acoustic guitar.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100107, 'Flying robots that kill people.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100109, 'A greased-up Matthew McConaughey.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100111, 'An unstoppable wave of fire ants.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100112, 'Not contributing to society in any meaningful way.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100114, 'An all-midget production of Shakespeare''s <i>Richard III</i>.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100115, 'Screaming like a maniac.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100116, 'The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100117, 'Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100118, 'Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100119, 'Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10002, 'Adam Wan.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100121, 'A PowerPoint presentation.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100122, 'A surprising amount of hair.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100123, 'Eating Tom Selleck''s mustache to gain his powers.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100124, 'Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100125, 'That ass.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100126, 'A pile of squirming bodies.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100127, 'Buying the right pants to be cool.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100128, 'Blood farts.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100129, 'Three months in the hole.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100130, 'A botched circumcision.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100131, 'The Land of Chocolate.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100132, 'Slapping a racist old lady.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100133, 'A lamprey swimming up the toilet and latching onto your taint.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100134, 'Jumping out at people.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100135, 'A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100136, 'Mufasa''s death scene.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100137, 'Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100138, 'Demonic possession.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100139, 'The Harlem Globetrotters.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100140, 'Vomiting mid-blowjob.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100141, 'My manservant, Claude.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100142, 'Having shotguns for legs.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100143, 'Letting everyone down.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100144, 'A spontaneous conga line.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100145, 'A vagina that leads to another dimension.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100146, 'Disco fever.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100147, 'Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100148, 'Fisting.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100149, 'The thin veneer of situational causality that underlies porn.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100150, 'Girls that always be textin''.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100151, 'Blowing some dudes in an alley.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3688, 'The Columbine Shooting.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100153, 'Sneezing, farting, and coming at the same time.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (167, 'The Tempur-Pedic&reg; Swedish Sleep System&trade;.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (192, 'Fancy Feast&reg;.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (229, 'Hot Pockets&reg;.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (247, 'A neglected Tamagotchi&trade;.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (267, 'Domino''s&trade; Oreo&trade; Dessert Pizza.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (284, 'The &Uuml;bermensch.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (311, 'Adderall&trade;.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (350, 'Sobbing into a Hungry-Man&reg; Frozen Dinner.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (353, 'Ring Pops&trade;.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (354, 'GoGurt&reg;.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (404, 'A Super Soaker&trade; full of cat pee.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (440, 'Lunchables&trade;.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (460, 'The Make-A-Wish&reg; Foundation.', NULL);
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (472, 'A Bop It&trade;.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (482, 'Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine&reg;.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (486, 'Euphoria&trade; by Calvin Klein.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (487, 'Switching to Geico&reg;.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (507, 'The Donald Trump Seal of Approval&trade;.', '1.2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1114, 'Medieval Times&reg; Dinner &amp; Tournament.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1136, 'The Fanta&reg; girls.', 'X1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1182, 'The mere concept of Applebee''s&reg;.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1187, 'A pi&ntilde;ata full of scorpions.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1228, 'Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game&reg;.', 'X2');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1480, 'A Hungry-Man&trade; Frozen Christmas Dinner for One.', '❄');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3689, 'Shag carpeting.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100156, 'Suddenly realizing you''re retarded.', 'SG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3001, 'Steven Docking.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3002, '/r/Letsplay.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3003, '/r/sloths.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3004, '#Krazymike.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3005, 'A Bane impression.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3006, 'A big wet pink laser sword.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3007, 'A brief moment of aptitude.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3008, 'A bunch of jabronies.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3009, 'A butt egg.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15368, 'Rock-hard, glistening abs.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3011, 'A delicious baby.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3012, 'A docking sleeve.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3013, 'A little bit of added defense.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3014, 'A street cleaning simulator.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3015, 'An old man carrying a box of glass down stairs.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3016, 'Anything from http://www.thenorthernlionstory.com/.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3017, 'Beating it on camera.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3018, 'Being terrible at games.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3019, 'Bejeweed.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3020, 'Big Hat Logan.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3021, 'Blondes, brunettes, and redheads.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3022, 'Blue Baby.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3023, 'BOOYAH!', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3024, 'Bow to your sensei!', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3025, 'Brimstone.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3026, 'Butt meat.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3027, 'Checking the wiki.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3028, 'Cheeseysaurus Rex.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3029, 'Classic Northernlion.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3030, 'Coming on Milhouse.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3031, 'Corner fucking.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3032, 'Crazy Mike.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3033, 'Cross-dimensional fucking.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3034, 'Dark holes.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3035, 'Detroit Dock City.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3036, 'Docking.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3037, 'DockLeeSmile.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3038, 'Dung pies.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3039, 'Dying in a hang gliding accident. ', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3040, 'Excuse me?', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3041, 'Eyeless ooze guys.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3042, 'Falling down the stairs with a bag full of glass.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3043, 'Fat Robert Downey Jr.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3044, 'Feline eugenics.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3045, 'Fuck tables.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3046, 'Fucking during a Diphtheria epidemic.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3047, 'Garglebutts.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3048, 'Getting corner fucked.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3049, 'Getting wood.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3050, 'Greed.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3051, 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of a Salty Surprise.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3052, 'Hookers, blow, and JSmithOTI.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3053, 'Infomercials.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3054, 'John Madden.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3055, 'JSmithOTI.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3056, 'Kate''s Mario Party skills.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3057, 'Krazy Mike doing a backflip, throwing a talking nut, and chanting "Hello!"', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3058, 'Krazy Mike.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3060, 'Like you, but not rogue-like you.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3061, 'Losing to Monstro after 300 hours of experience.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3062, 'The backroom casting couch.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3063, 'The fuck zone.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3064, 'Losing to Quelaag 12 times in 72 minutes.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3065, 'Maple syrup.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3066, 'Michael Caine''s spider collection.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3067, 'Michaelalfox.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3068, 'Michaelalfox''s love of cheese.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3069, 'Michaelalfox''s muscles.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3070, 'A mile-long penis.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3071, 'Milking the poop for red hearts.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3072, 'Mom''s knife.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3073, 'Mom''s pad.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3074, 'Monty.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3075, 'A motherfucker.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3076, 'Motherfucking.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3077, 'Nipple hair.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3078, 'Northernlion.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100152, 'Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs&reg; to get fifty continuous hours of energy.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3079, 'Northernlion''s cancelled Assassin''s Creed II let''s play.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3080, 'Northernlion''s coffee maker.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3081, 'Northernlion''s hair.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3082, 'Northernlion''s pooping album.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3083, 'Not Satan, I promise.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3084, 'Novelty Twitter accounts.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3085, 'Olmec.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3086, 'Permanent Polaroid invincibility.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3087, 'Poison Mushroom.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3088, 'Poutine-induced diabetes.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3089, 'Pretending youtube let''s playing is a real job.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3090, 'Projectile annoyance.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3091, 'Putting your balls in her butt.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3092, 'Puzzle platformers with rogue-like elements.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3093, 'Quelaag''s Furysword.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3094, 'Reddit.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3095, 'Residue.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3096, 'RockLeeSmile.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3097, 'Rogue-like likes.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3098, 'Roll Fizzlebeef.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3099, 'Ronald McDonald.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3100, 'Sex.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3101, 'Shit happens.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3102, 'Shooting the poop.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3103, 'Solaire of Astora.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3104, 'South Korea.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3105, 'Stream lag.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3106, 'Stupid damage.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3107, 'A tactical backflip.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3108, 'The Northernlion Story.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3109, 'Whispering sweet nothings into your rear.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3110, 'The notorious Grey''s Anatomy let''s play.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3111, 'The Binding of Isaac wiki.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3112, 'Thornforg.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3113, 'When you fuck a dog in the ass and it shits all over your dick.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3114, 'The USS Buttfucker.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3115, 'Vaginal silk worms.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3116, 'The Anor Londo Archers.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3117, 'YouTube.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3118, 'The saga of Krazy Mike.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3119, 'A urination break.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3120, 'The World Docking Champion.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3121, 'Type-C Tetris music.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3122, 'The Thug of Porn.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3123, 'That damned HDPVR.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3124, 'The NLSS: drawing unwanted attention from the actual docking community.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3125, 'Patrick Dempsey thrusting violently into my midsection.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3126, 'Well, what is it?', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3127, 'The Four Horsemen of The Apocolypse.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3128, 'Talking nuts.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3129, 'The Ozymandias head.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3130, 'A total scumbag.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3131, 'Striking fear into the hearts of your enemies.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100158, 'Using the tears of an abused toddler to conquer my foes.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3690, 'The Eiffel Tower.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3691, 'Chicken and Waffles.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3692, 'The Oculus Rift.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3693, 'Banana Hammocks.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3694, 'Dirty hippies.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3695, 'Hey Arnold!', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3696, 'Air Bud.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3697, 'Yankee Stadium.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3698, 'Hump Day.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3699, 'Sheepskin Condoms.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3700, 'Cranky Kong.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3701, 'The DK Rap.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3702, 'Donkey Shows.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3703, 'Hordes of zombies.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3704, 'Monkeys throwing shit.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3705, 'Rainbows and magic.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3706, 'Tits.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3707, 'The brown note.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3708, 'Hentai.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3709, 'Indiana Jones.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3710, 'ALL the things!', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3711, 'Hitler''s mustache.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3712, 'Gerudo Valley.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3713, 'Song of Storms.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3714, 'Bill Gates pissing on Steve Jobs''s grave.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3715, 'A giant purple dildo sword.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3716, 'Hipsters on their iPhones at Starbucks.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3717, 'Catdog.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3718, 'A boat load of cocaine.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3719, 'Smooth jazz.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3720, 'Lemon grenades.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3721, 'Blue Waffles.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3722, '360 no scopes.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3723, 'Soviet Russia.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3724, 'The Mushroom Kingdom.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3725, 'Outsourcing jobs to India.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3726, 'Hooters.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3727, 'The Hokey Pokey.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3728, 'Kaizo Mario.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3729, 'FrankerZ.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3730, 'Spontaneous Combustion.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3731, 'Kappa.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3732, 'Insane Clown Posse.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3733, 'Nu Metal.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3734, 'The Wiggles.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3735, 'Blue''s Clues.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3736, 'Using hot sauce as lube.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3737, 'Mating season.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3738, 'The Ouya.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3739, 'Jew-Fros.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3740, 'Fruit Fuckers.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3741, 'Blowing your hand off with a firework.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3742, 'Beer Pong.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3743, 'Duke Nukem Forever.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3744, 'Rule 34.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3745, 'Made-for-TV movies.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3746, 'Spanish soap operas.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3747, 'Teh Urn.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3748, 'Viking Metal.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3749, 'Tickle Me Elmo.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3750, 'Barney''s rape dungeon.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3751, 'Nurse Joy.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3752, 'Canadian tuxedo.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3753, 'Hungry Hungry Hippos.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3754, 'The smallest, whitest dick.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3755, 'Abusive fathers.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3756, 'Rich, chocolatey Ovaltine&reg;.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3757, 'Ringworm.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3758, 'The hero of time.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3759, 'Terabytes of horse porn.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3760, 'Blowing the President.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3761, 'Skullcrusher Mountain.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3762, 'Mr. Fancy Pants.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3763, 'TotalBiscuit''s top hat.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3764, 'Demi Moore''s bush.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3765, 'Eating 120 White Castle burgers&reg;.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3766, 'A walrus with a beret.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3767, 'Speedrunning life.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3769, 'The truffle shuffle.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3770, 'An 8-ball.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3771, 'Quiznos&reg;.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3772, 'Bong hits for Jesus.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3773, 'Penn and Teller.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3774, 'Indentured servants.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3775, 'Sex in your mouth.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3776, 'Hoola hoops.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4109, 'Literally drinking bottled fangirl tears.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4110, 'LordKaT''s used nipple tassles.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4111, 'Luke''s curly hair.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4112, 'Lupa''s brand of hair dye.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4113, 'Ma-Ti being castrated and having his balls shipped to Oancitizen in the mail by Diamanda Hagan.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4114, 'Magical fairy sex.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4115, 'Making angry love to a DVD copy of "Neverending Story III".', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4116, 'Mako.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4117, 'Malachite''s Hand.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4118, 'Maven''s secret sparkling vampire dildo.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4119, 'Melvin, brother of the Joker.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4120, 'My mom.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4121, 'My penis catching fire.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4122, 'Naked crazy.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4123, 'Nash breaking his ass.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4124, 'Nash dressed in drag.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4125, 'Nash in a gimp suit.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4126, 'Nash popping a blood vessel over Florida.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4127, 'Nash.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4128, 'Nash''s long, long hair.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4129, 'Newborn porn.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4130, 'Nun fuckery.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4131, 'Oancitizen.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4132, 'Over-intrusive fanboys.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4133, 'Having sex at a screening of Mr. Popper''s Penguins.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4134, 'Phelous making love to his Turtles collection.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4135, 'Poop, as a plan.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4136, 'Punching your foe in the stomach and screaming "I AM A MAN!"', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4137, 'PushingUpRoses'' bird tattoos.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4138, 'Putting sexy pantyhose on your dog.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4139, 'Radio Dead Air.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10003, 'Non-consensual sex with Zaush.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4141, 'Reading fan fiction on a live stream.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4142, 'Reading the comments.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4143, 'Requesting John Cage''s "4''33" on Radio Dead Air.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4144, 'Reviewer dibs.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4145, 'Robotic sex slaves that are made to feel sadness.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4146, 'Rule 34 of Linkara and a lamp.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4147, 'Sad Panda.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4148, 'Santa Christ.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4149, 'Santa Christ''s raging boner.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10004, 'My tailhole.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4151, 'Sharkleberry Finn-flavored Kool-Aid.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4152, 'Shooting colored corn syrup up your nose.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4153, 'Slightly creepy comments about Tara''s hair.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4154, 'Smoking kittens.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4155, 'Snowdicking.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4156, 'Snowflame, feeling no pain.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4157, 'Sodomizing a loved one with a baseball bat.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4158, 'Space Guy.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4159, 'Spoony''s fans.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4160, 'Spoony''s sexy goth pixie girlfriend.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4161, 'Stick figure porn.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4162, 'Stickboy.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4163, 'Storing your dead friend''s ashes into a Quaker Oats can.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4164, 'Suggestively eating a banana at the sight of David Bowie.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4165, 'SYMBOLISM!', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4166, 'Taking someone by the shoulders, throwing them on the bed and riding them like a stallion.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4167, 'That Aussie Guy.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4168, 'That goddamned Colossus roar.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4169, 'That one guy with snails.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4170, 'The Angry Video Game Nerd.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4171, 'The Blockbuster Buster.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4172, 'The Cinema Snob Movie DVD.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4173, 'THE COCK.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4174, 'The Continuity Alarm.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4175, 'The elephant in the room.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4176, 'The Film Renegado.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4177, 'The five months when the Nostalgia Critic was dead.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4178, 'The LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4179, 'The Makeover Fairy.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4180, 'The Nostalgia Critic.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4181, 'The pig fucking movie.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4182, 'The plot hole.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4183, 'The Power Glove.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4184, 'The RDA drinking game.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4185, 'The RDA IRC channel.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4186, 'The Spocker.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4187, 'The TGWTG site redesign.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4188, 'The Wunder Boner.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4189, 'This fecal matter you call "Fluttershy".', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4190, 'Throwing a Baby Tumbles Surprise down a staircase.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4191, 'Time travel.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4192, 'Timing.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4193, 'Todd''s unmasked visage.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4194, 'Using Crystal Pepsi as a substitute for lube.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4195, 'Using your underwear to shoplift raw meat from your local Wal-Mart.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4196, 'Vigorously shagging your sister while holding a mug of warm tea.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4197, 'Welshy.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4199, 'Whatever the hell Barfiesta was supposed to be.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4200, 'Yet another Thunderdome reference.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4201, 'Your mom.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4202, 'Zodan The Unbouncable.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4203, '90''s Kid''s comic collection.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4204, 'A Linkara cameo.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4205, 'A plushie cybermat.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4206, 'ALL THE COCAINE!!!', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4207, 'Bees!', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4208, 'Being fed up with reviewing lamps, what obscure topic did Linkara review next?', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4209, 'Harvey Finevoice''s fine voice.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4210, 'Killing clowns.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4211, 'Linkara crying in his Gatorade made of cybermat tears.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4212, 'Linkara stalking Gail Simone on Twitter.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4213, 'Linkara''s cybermat invasion force.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4214, 'Linkara''s fangirl support group.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4215, 'Linkara''s magic gun.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4216, 'Linkara''s masculine arms.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4217, 'MAGfest.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4218, 'Marzkara fanfiction.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4219, 'Mechakara''s phallic drill.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4220, 'Reviews of $20 lamps.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4198, 'What did the commenters bitch about next to Doug?', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15369, 'A diet consisting almost entirely of potatoes.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3994, 'A baseball to the nuts.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3995, 'A bat credit card.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3996, 'A Big Lipped Alligator Moment.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3997, 'A big long pink ding dong penis.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3998, 'A bird fucking a horse.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3999, 'A Blip check.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4000, 'A bootleg ninja turtle action figure possessed by Satan.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4001, 'A car landing on a roof.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4002, 'A case of disappearing bears.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4003, 'A Chia-Child.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4004, 'A congregation of bums.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4005, 'A Crystal Pepsi&reg;-flavored enema.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10005, 'Adoptables with visible genitalia.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10006, 'An embarrassingly long F-List profile.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4008, 'A drugged Oancitizen in a schoolgirl outfit.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4009, 'A greased-up meth guy.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10007, 'Catching STDs at conventions.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4011, 'A killer rabbit.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4012, 'A mexican car wash.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4013, 'A misguided Tumblr activism campaign.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4014, 'A mobile meth lab in your pants.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10008, 'Fursuit adventures.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4016, 'A novelty slot machine.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4017, 'A Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4018, 'A poorly-written ugly mess.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4019, 'A really pimped out DeLorean.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4020, 'A talking snail in a suit.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4021, 'A tiny white dick.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4022, 'A titanic, undead, six-headed space dragon spewing bubbles.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4023, 'A zombie fisherman.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4024, 'Accidentally punching your cohost in the face.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4025, 'ALL OF THE DICKS.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4026, 'Almost dying at Sesame Street.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4027, 'An art film Kyle''s reviewed.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4028, 'An autoclitorodectomy.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10009, 'A semen-stained fursuit.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4030, 'An obscure reference only two people will get.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4031, 'Anal tearing.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4032, 'Andrew Dickman.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4033, 'Angrily playing piano.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4034, 'Ash.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4035, 'Ash and Checkers.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4036, 'Ask That Guy raped by Ma-Ti live.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4037, 'ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4038, 'Ass demons.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4039, 'Awkward pity sex with a sparkly teenage Cthulu.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10010, 'Fake furry girls.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4041, 'Because no one wants to see your dick.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4042, 'Because the Kool-Aid Man is red.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4043, 'Because there''s nothing sexy at the Wal-Mart.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4044, 'Bees. My God.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4045, 'Being frozen today.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4046, 'Beppo the Invisible Monkey.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4047, 'BETRAYAL!', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4048, 'Big Jim Slade.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4049, 'Blockbuster Buster busting a nut.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4050, 'Breaking someone''s spine by fucking.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4051, 'Carl Copenhagen.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4052, 'Casper.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4053, 'Chuck Norris.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4054, 'Confusing The Last Angry Geek and Linkara.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4055, 'CR''s collection of My Little Pony pins.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4056, 'Creepy fans at cons buying expensive stuff for MarzGurl.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4057, 'Creepy guys in the RDA chat hitting on Tara.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4058, 'Nash''s creepy face.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4059, 'Crying your eyes out at a bunch of online reviewers.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4060, 'Crystal Pepsi&reg;.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4061, 'Dark Nella.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4062, 'David Bowie''s package.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10011, 'That one straight guy at the party.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4064, 'Diamanda Hagan''s sexbot.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4065, 'Diamanda''s copy of Cockhammer.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4066, 'Disney''s Anne Frank.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4067, 'Dogs wearing pantyhose.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4068, 'Dolphin rape.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4069, 'A douchequake.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4070, 'Dr. Insano.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4071, 'Dr. Wiki.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4072, 'Explosively masturbating with Malachite''s Hand.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4073, 'Ferdinand Von Turrell.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4074, 'Film Brain''s lovely accent.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4075, 'Finding out that "it''s not Pop Tarts!"', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4076, 'Firing a blue shell at the opposing house ship.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4077, 'Florida.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4078, 'Florida Man.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4079, 'Flying sex snakes in monocles and bow ties.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4080, 'Fort Super-Awesome.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4081, 'FOUR HOURS?!', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10012, 'An apartment full of internet-obsessed losers.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4083, 'Fuck yeah, SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4084, 'Fuck you, I do what I want.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4085, 'FUCK YOU, I''M SPIDERMAN!', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4086, 'Fucking bubbles.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4087, 'Getting buggered by a giant hamster.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4088, 'Getting mauled by a mountain lion AND a grizzly bear at the same time.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4089, 'Glenn Beck being torn apart by zombies.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4090, 'Going full retard.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4091, 'Going through the effort to build a wall in your back yard just to bash your head into it over and over again.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4092, 'Gooby.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4093, 'Hagan''s dictator tendencies.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4094, 'Hagan''s make up artist.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4095, 'Hagan''s masturbating minion.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4096, 'Ham?', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4097, 'Hippo Queen Tara.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4098, 'Hitler without the mustache.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15370, 'Mamoru Oshii''s dog love.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4100, 'Humping a can of trash.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4101, 'I AM A MAN!', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4102, 'Invading a micronation in Nevada and making it your own.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4103, 'JewWario''s solar penis.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4104, 'Kickassia.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4105, 'Kitler.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4106, 'Kyle humping a trashcan.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4107, 'Linkara''s ''special'' comic books.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4108, 'Linkara''s hat.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4222, 'Superboy Prime.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4223, 'The Entity.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4224, 'The legendary MAGFest orgy.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4225, 'The most important job, reviewing a crappy comic book.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4226, 'The next History of Power Rangers.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4227, 'Youngblood''s disease.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4228, 'Twin clones of Hitler.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (559, 'Thundercunt.', 'VS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4006, 'A disembodied orgasm hippo.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4007, 'A doppelganger in black leather with a sword.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4010, 'A guest appearance by Giovanni Jones, the talking lobster.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4015, 'A naked rampage.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4029, 'An awkward slash fic between The Nostalgia Critic and The Angry Video Game Nerd.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4040, 'Bath salts.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4063, 'Diamanda Hagan.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4082, 'Frying the Coke.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4140, 'Rapidly pounding themselves in the face with a hammer.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100120, 'Velcro&trade;.', 'X3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4150, 'Sci-Fi Guy''s ponytail.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4229, 'A beef swarm.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3010, 'A butt pooping upwards an egg.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100162, 'The League of Legends.', 'SG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100164, 'Advice from a wise, old black man.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100165, 'The Devil himself.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100166, 'The art of seduction.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100167, 'Funky fresh rhymes.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100168, 'The light of a billion suns.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10013, 'A tub of Vaseline.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100170, 'Destroying the evidence.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10014, 'Sex with strangers.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100172, 'Silence.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100173, 'Growing a pair.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100174, 'Synergistic management solutions.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100175, 'Wet dreams.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100176, 'A live studio audience.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100177, 'The Great Depression.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100178, 'An M16 assault rifle.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100179, 'Poopy diapers.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100180, 'Tickling Sean Hannity, even after he tells you to stop.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100181, 'Stalin.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100182, 'A spastic nerd.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100183, 'Rush Limbaugh''s soft, shitty body.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100184, 'Capturing Newt Gingrich and forcing him to dance in a monkey suit.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100185, 'Battlefield amputations.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100186, 'Brown people.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100187, 'Rehab.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100188, 'An ugly face.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100189, 'Menstrual rage.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100190, 'An uppercut.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100191, 'Shiny objects.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100192, '50,000 volts straight to the nipples.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100193, 'A bucket of fish heads.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100194, 'Hospice care.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100195, 'Being fat and stupid.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100196, 'Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100197, 'A pyramid of severed heads.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100198, 'Crucifixion.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100199, 'A subscription to Men''s Fitness.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100200, 'Some god-damn peace and quiet.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100201, 'A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100202, 'Used panties.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100204, 'The penny whistle solo from "My Heart Will Go On."', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100205, 'A tribe of warrior women.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100212, 'An oversized lollipop.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100213, 'Helplessly giggling at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100214, 'Not wearing pants.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100215, 'Consensual sex.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100216, 'Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II.', '1.3');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4230, 'Angry Joe.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4231, 'Marzgurl.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4232, 'Chester A. Bum.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4233, 'Ask That Guy With The Glasses.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4234, 'Dominic the Bartender.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4235, 'Obscurus Lupa.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4236, 'ChaosD1.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4237, 'Skitch.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4238, 'Y Ruler Of Time.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4239, 'Linkara.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4240, 'Mechakara.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4241, 'Lord Vyce.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4242, '90''s Kid.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4243, 'Corporate Commander.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4244, 'JewWario.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4245, 'A demonic Teddy Ruxpin doll.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4246, 'Luke.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4247, 'Luke''s inners.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4248, 'PhelousD1.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4249, 'Phelous.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4250, 'Filmbrain.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4251, 'Iron Liz.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4252, 'Malachite.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4253, 'Zodd.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4254, 'The Executor.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4255, 'PhilBuni.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4256, 'Ven Gethenian.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4257, 'That Sci-Fi Guy.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4258, 'Black Lantern Spoony.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4259, 'The Trousers Cosmic.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4260, 'Nash''s folksy, velvety voice.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4261, 'Australia, Florida of the Pacific.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4262, 'Angrily eating lettuce.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4263, 'Mary Sewage.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4264, 'A legion of mechawolves.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4265, 'Linkara''s futon.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4266, 'The Gooby Curse.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4267, 'ANCIENT EGYPT!', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4268, 'An obligatory cameo.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4269, 'Dodger of Zion.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4270, 'An elevator party.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4271, 'Pants that need to be darkened.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4272, 'Only being on the site because of the influence of famous acquaintences.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4273, 'Enoby Dark''ness Dementia Raven TARA Way.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4274, 'JSmith''s salty nuts.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4275, '#ShotsFired.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4276, 'Banana bread.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4277, 'Butterjail.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10015, 'People who cosplay at furry conventions.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10016, 'Fursuiters at anime conventions.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10017, 'Embarrassing craigslist ads.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10018, 'Pounced.org.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10019, 'A large, flared Chance.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10020, 'Stretching your anus in preparation for horse cock.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10021, 'A hermaphrodite foxtaur.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10022, 'Babyfurs.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10023, 'Uncomfortably attractive animals.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10024, 'Confusing feelings about cartoon characters.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10025, 'PetSmart.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10026, 'Krystal, the fox.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10027, 'StarFox.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10028, 'Sonic the Hedgehog.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10029, 'Bowser''s sweaty balls.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10030, 'A furpile.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10031, 'The stench of half a dozen unwashed bronies.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10032, 'Intimacy with the family dog.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10033, 'Horses.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10034, 'Fursecution.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10035, 'Chakats.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10036, 'DeviantArt.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10037, 'Otherkin.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10038, 'Heated debates about human genitalia versus animal genitalia.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10039, 'Taking the knot.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10040, 'Really, really liking Disney''s Robin Hood.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10041, 'Applying your obscure, unrealistic fetishes to 90''s cartoon characters.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10042, 'The texture and color of raw meat.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10043, 'An oversized clitoris that acts as a functional penis.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10044, 'A hermaphrodite snow leopard.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10045, 'Drawing furry porn.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10046, 'Lovingly rendered dragon anus.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10047, 'Cloaca.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10048, 'Animal genitalia.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10049, 'Motherfucking wolves.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10050, 'Christian furries.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10051, 'Barbed penises.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10052, 'Two knots.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10053, 'A really attractive wolf.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10054, 'A slutty gay fox.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10055, 'A surprisingly attractive anteater.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10056, 'FUCK YOU, I''M A DRAGON.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10057, 'Tumbles, the Stair Dragon.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10058, 'Furry Weekend Atlanta.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10059, 'Further Confusion.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10060, 'AnthroCon.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10061, 'Literally a bucket of semen.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10062, 'Sexual interest in pretty much anything with a hole.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10063, 'Attraction to pretty much anything with a penis.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10064, 'Transformation porn.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10065, 'Anatomically incorrect genitalia.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10066, 'When you catch yourself glancing at the crotches of animated characters.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10067, 'Belly rubs leading to awkward boners.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10068, 'Scritches.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10069, 'Lifting your tail.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10070, 'Experimenting with fisting.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10071, 'Bad decisions.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10072, 'A little bitch.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10073, 'A lime Citra.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10074, 'Sergals.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10075, 'An autistic knife fight.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10076, 'The noises red pandas make during sex.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10077, 'About 16 ounces of horse semen.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10078, 'Dog cum.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10079, 'Oral knotting.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10080, 'Leaving your orifices bloody and sore.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10081, 'Rubbing peanut butter on your genitals.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10082, 'Bad Dragon&trade; cumlube.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10083, 'Piss.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10084, 'Smells.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10085, 'When "blowing ten bucks" makes you think of a long night with a bunch of deer.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10086, 'Forgetting which set of fursuit paws you use for handjobs.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10087, 'A strategically placed hole.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10088, 'Shitting on my face.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10089, 'Barking at strangers.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10090, 'Sitting on your face.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10091, 'Spending more money on commissions than food in a given week.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10092, 'A dick so big you have to give it a hugjob.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10093, 'The fine line between feral and outright bestiality.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10094, 'Anal training.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10095, 'Discovering monster porn.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10096, 'Realizing that rimming is pretty cool.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10097, 'Endearing social ineptitude.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10098, 'All this lube.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10099, 'That thing that gives your dick a knot IRL.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10100, 'Gay.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10101, 'Really, truly heterosexual.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10102, 'Drenching your fursuit in Febreeze.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10103, 'That time you let your dog go a little further than just sniffing your crotch.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10104, 'Poodles with afros.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10105, 'Offensively stereotyped African animals.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10106, 'A sassy lioness.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10107, 'Surprise hermaphrodites.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10152, 'Taking special interest in nature documentaries.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10153, 'Becoming a veterinarian for all the wrong reasons.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10154, 'The premise of every furry comic ever.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10155, 'Anal sex you didn''t know you wanted.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10156, 'The incredibly satisfying sound it makes when you pull it out.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10157, 'Bear tits.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10158, 'Big cute paws.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10159, 'Paws.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10160, 'Furry porn, shamelessly taped to the walls.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10161, 'Grabby-paws.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10162, 'Masturbating, with claws.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10163, 'Pawing-off.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10164, 'Tail-sex.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10165, 'Mary, the anthro mare.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10166, 'Natascha, the anthro husky.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10167, 'Nipple buffet.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10168, 'Crotch-tits.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10169, 'The tailstar tango.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10170, 'Furries in heat.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10171, 'Fantasizing about sex with just about every monster you encounter in your video game.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10172, 'Impure thoughts about Kobolds.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10173, 'Erotic roleplay.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10174, 'Monsters with bedroom eyes.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10175, 'Accurate avian anatomy.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10176, 'Getting fur stuck in your teeth.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10177, 'Getting feathers stuck in your teeth.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10178, 'Ignoring a person''s faults because their character is hot.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4099, 'A legion of spiders.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3993, 'A secret goat porn stash.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15371, 'An 8 million yen debt to a club of rich pretty boys.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15372, 'Hideaki Anno''s poor, tortured therapist.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4360, 'Golby.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15373, 'Fucking postcards as a cheap-ass pack-in gift.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15374, 'Wild Tiger''s Hundred Power.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15375, 'Totoro.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15376, 'Traps.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15377, 'Korean Jesus.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15378, 'Astro Boy.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15379, 'Jacking off into a bottle of formaldehyde and calling it our firstborn.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15380, 'Valvrape the Dominator.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15381, 'Piles of dead children.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15382, 'An unending, unquenchable thirst for orange Fanta.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15383, 'Breaking the fourth wall to kill the mangaka.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15384, 'Hentai voice acting.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15385, 'A vampire ninja.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15386, 'A potato committing seppuku.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15387, 'A giant robot German suplex.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4358, 'Benchpressing.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4359, 'Mother''s debit card.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4361, 'Kevin Golby.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4362, 'That Kevin Golby.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4363, 'The Golbies: like the jitters but with a concern towards stabbings.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4364, 'STEAL ALL THE FARM.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4365, 'Norwegian Oil.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4366, 'Grandiosa.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4367, 'Drilling.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4368, 'Barta''s glorious hair.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4369, 'BENCH ALL THE MOTHERS.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4370, 'Taking the second and third blue buff.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4371, 'Invisible stabwounds.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4372, 'Lulu''s double E.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4373, 'A blurry picture.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4374, 'The Merchant Navy.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4375, 'Extensive research by Trygve.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4376, 'The Trygvipedia.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4377, 'Chak looking like Ross Kemp on a good day.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4378, 'Manny''s epic laugh.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4379, 'Clearly jealous.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4380, 'A very tight vest from Primark.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4381, 'Fisting a nun.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4382, 'Teabagging a siamese midget while benchpressing a cybernetically enhanced bear.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4383, 'From Primark.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4384, 'smoochy moochy.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4385, 'A Superman tattoo.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4386, 'Gary Glitter.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4387, 'Blanda Upp!.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4388, 'Hestkuk.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4389, 'A nice guy.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4390, 'My 6.3 KDA ratio.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4391, 'bronze scrub.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4392, 'Get on my level.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4393, 'Fucking tryhard.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4394, 'Those moments when you''re bored and pucker your anus to a good beat.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4395, 'An undetermined but significant quantity of penis.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4396, 'PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIIIISSSSSSSS.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4397, 'The Shawk.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4398, 'They''re taking the hobbits to Isengard!', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4399, 'Confounding jerry at every turn.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4400, 'Jumanji.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4401, 'Wards.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4402, 'Build an Aegis!', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4403, 'Wildturtle''s vast range of emotions.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4404, 'K-Pop.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4405, 'Doing Gangnam Style at a funeral.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4406, 'joseph gordon-Levitt wearing nothing but a kitten.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4407, '125% Reccomended Daily Allowance of cock.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4408, 'Barta not being sarcastic.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4409, 'Golby''s itchy testicles.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4410, 'Surgery to move the male g-spot to the naval.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4411, 'The Kirk vs Spock fight scene music.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4412, 'Golby not jungling.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4413, 'Feeling a fart pushing against your prostate.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4414, 'I''m Batman. WHERE ARE THEY?!?', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4415, 'Band Camp.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4416, 'A corgi wearing a hat.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4417, 'A corgi wearing a sailor moon outfit.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4418, 'a corgi dressed as a viking.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4419, 'A corgi.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4420, 'Chak''s bald spot.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4421, 'THE HAWK!', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4422, 'When Aunt Erma visits.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4423, 'Jamiroquai.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4424, 'BAWNJOURNO.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4425, 'Black people''s nostrils.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4426, 'LOOK AT MY HORSE.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4427, 'MY HORSE IS AMAZING.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4428, 'XPEKE!', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4429, 'Because Froggen did it.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4430, 'Meowing Ride of the Valkyries during intercourse.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4431, 'CACAW!', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4432, 'Dryhumping.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4433, 'Gilbert Gotfried.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4434, '50 Shades of Gay.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4435, 'Maple Bourbon Bacon Jam.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4436, 'Chak making a sandwich.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4437, 'Jealous.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4438, 'Frozen Heart Ashe.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4439, 'Yorick Ult on Anivia Egg.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4440, 'David.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4441, 'A healthy dose of Vitamin Cock and Vitamin Dick.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4442, 'Questioning my sexuality.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4445, 'Tons of Damage.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15388, 'A Godzilla attack.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15389, 'Eating KFC on Christmas day.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15390, 'Hello Kitty! pregnancy doujins.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15391, 'Waving it around all willy-nilly.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15392, 'Hot anime moms.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15393, 'Pissing yourself.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15394, 'GAO! GAI! GAR!!!', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15395, 'Vocaloid death metal.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15396, 'The Dark Lord Shawne Kleckner.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15397, 'Yaoi paddles.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15398, 'Bad Steven Foster dubs.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15399, 'Mr. Satan.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15400, 'An actual, honest-to-God black guy.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15401, '4,000 tacos, and one Diet Coke.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15402, 'Sick with the cancer.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15403, 'Black and white samurai movies.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15404, 'A promotional crossover with Pizza Hut.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15405, 'Transvestite police officers.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15406, 'Con funk.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15407, 'Star-shaped nipples.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15408, 'A laser horse.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15409, 'Girls with guns AND glasses.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15410, 'Teenaged miniskirt-wearing space pirates.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15411, 'Gas station sushi.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4443, 'Deman making a racist pun.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4444, 'Phreak staring at you and never blinking.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4446, 'PENTAFAIL!', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4447, 'I Can''t Believe It''s Not Butter.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4448, 'A Wanksock.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4449, 'An arsehole like a wellington top.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4450, 'Emma Watson dressed as a crab dancing to K-Pop.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4451, 'BORK.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4452, 'Handicapped people on Takeshi''s Castle.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4453, 'The Chuckle Brothers at their mother''s funeral.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4454, 'A 3am phone call.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4455, 'A cardboard cutout of Jennifer Lawrence.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4456, 'Robert Pattinson with Freddy Mercury''s moustache and Gilbert.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4457, 'Gotfried''s voice.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4458, 'Ezreal''s hot sugary ass.', 'GFC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100220, 'A Canadian penny.', 'SG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100221, 'dho''s penis.', 'SG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100222, 'Griffy''s tits.', 'SG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4459, 'Kyubey.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4460, 'Weeaboos.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4461, 'Narutards.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4462, 'Dead catgirls.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4463, 'Aniplex of America.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4464, 'Steve Motherfuckin'' Blum.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4465, 'Norio Wakamoto.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4466, 'Tentacle rape.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4467, 'Eating an entire box of Pocky in a single bite.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4468, 'Lolis.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4469, 'Hot-blooded shonen protagonists.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4470, 'Crispin Freeman.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4471, 'A fuck-mothering vampire.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4472, 'A big-breasted 14-year-old wearing a bikini and sucking on a popsicle.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4473, 'Henry Goto being savagely raped by a bear.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4474, 'Yet another goddamn Goku vs. Superman argument.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4475, 'FANSERVICE!!!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4476, 'Gen Fukunaga counting his money.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4477, 'FUNimation.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4478, 'Hatsune Miku.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4479, 'Strangling hardcore otaku nerds with razor wire.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4480, 'Aya Hirano being gang-banged by her entire band.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4481, 'Bukkake.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4482, 'OVER 9000!!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4483, 'Little Kuriboh.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4484, 'Bulma''s panties.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4485, 'Mami getting her head bitten off.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4486, 'A Captain Harlock body pillow.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4487, 'Onii-chan.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4488, 'MAWNING LESCUE!!!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4489, 'Idiots who don''t seem to realize that Avatar: The Last Airbender isn''t really an anime.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4490, 'Christopher R. Sabat.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4491, 'PASTAAAAA!!!!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4492, 'Johnny Yong Bosch.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4493, 'Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4494, 'A fat middle-aged man in a Sailor Moon costume.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4495, '$300 anime bluray boxsets.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4496, 'Man-Faye.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4497, 'DAN GREEN.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4498, '"WE UNDERSTAND ANIME FAN WANTS!!"', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4499, 'Dio Brando.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4500, 'Hokuto! Hyakurestu-ken!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4501, 'Vic Micderpaderp.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4502, 'Goku.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4503, 'Soldier A.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4504, 'Red-headed tsunderes.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4505, 'That sound effect in every hentai when the guy ejaculates.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4506, 'Sarah Fuckin'' Palin.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4507, 'Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivruski IV.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4508, '"Bang."', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4509, 'Prof''s legs.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4510, 'Naruto.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4511, 'Wendee Lee.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4512, 'Rice balls.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4513, 'Monkey D. Luffy.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4514, 'JesuOtaku''s ginormous lips.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4515, 'Princess Tutu.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4516, 'Fujiko''s boobs.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4517, 'Vash the Stampede.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4518, 'Shinji being a whiny little bitch.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4519, 'Third Impact.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4520, 'Kenshiro.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4521, 'Puella Magi Madoka Magica.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4522, 'Cowboy Bebop.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4523, 'Fullmetal Alchemist.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4524, 'Futanari.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4525, 'Taking a potato chip... and EATING IT.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4526, 'Unreasonably long transformation sequences.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4527, 'Ass dance!! Ass dance!!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4528, 'Stupid fucking Kululu.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4529, 'CENTURY SOOOOUUUP!!!!!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4530, 'The Gripper.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4531, 'Thinking Misty from Pok&eacute;mon is... kinda sexy.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4532, 'Garzey''s Wing.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4533, 'Reverse harems.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4534, 'Mewtwo.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4535, 'Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4536, 'Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4537, 'Wearing panties on the head.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4538, 'Brina Palencia as an angsty teenage boy, Monica Rial as his bratty little sister, and Shelley Calene-Black as their hot mom.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4539, 'CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4540, 'Nice boat.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4541, 'Boku no Pico.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4542, 'The One Piece rap.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4543, 'A Bleach hentai doujin where Rukia rapes Ichigo.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4544, 'Walpurgisnacht.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4545, 'Bludgeoning Haruhi Suzumiya to death with a tire iron.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4546, 'Girls with glasses.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4547, 'Eating the wrong end of a chocolate cornet.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4548, 'Being eaten by a titan.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4549, 'Casca''s hairy unshaven vag.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4550, 'Tits on your hand.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4551, 'That little fat kid from Accel World.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4552, 'The Death Note.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4553, 'A "read the manga" style ending.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4554, 'Giant robots.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4555, 'Osamu Tezuka.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4556, 'Studio Ghibli.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4557, 'Masa! <3', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4558, 'THE MAN-POLE OF <i>DOOOOOOOOOM!!!</i>', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4559, 'Ladd Russo.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4560, 'Home For Infinite Losers (HFIL).', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4561, 'Moe Moe Kyun!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4562, 'El Psy Congroo.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4563, 'Sailor Moon and the 7 Ballz.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4564, 'Gratuitous panty shots.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4565, 'Sucking Kyle Hebert''s dick for hamburgers.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4566, 'Cartoon buttholes.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4567, 'Muscle-bound shirtless MEN.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4568, 'Recap episodes.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4569, 'An overly defensive fanbase.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4570, 'Fuckin'' Bronies.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4571, 'Groping strangers on a train.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4572, 'My Cresta.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4573, 'Nerdy kids in Speedos.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4574, 'Bad K-on! fanart.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4575, 'That stupid opening song from Steel Angel Kurumi getting stuck in your head.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4576, 'Mamoru Miyano.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4577, 'A Hello Kitty! vibrator.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4578, 'TETSUOOOOOO!!!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4579, 'Wibble.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4580, 'Black cosplayers.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4581, 'Fake Nendoroids.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4582, 'Eating ramen noodles for a month because you HAD to have that out of print Macross boxset.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4583, 'Showing Serial Experiments Lain to toddlers.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4584, 'A mindfuck.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4585, 'A puppy being beaten to death with a flower pot.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4586, 'Gantz. Just.... Gantz.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4587, 'Snapping the nipple off of a prostitute''s breast and eating it.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4588, 'Panty &amp; Stocking with Garterbelt.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4589, 'Punching a man so hard his clothes fly off.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4590, 'Banana sushi.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4591, 'Oro?', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4592, 'Creamy Mami.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4593, 'Whatever the hell the Utena movie was about.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4594, 'Carl Macek.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4595, 'The ungodly abomination that is Robotech.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4596, 'Kira worshippers.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4597, 'The thousands upon thousands of women that Golgo 13 has slept with.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4598, 'Uguu...', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4599, 'Old man dragon dick.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4600, 'Apocalypse Zero.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4601, 'Ikki Tousen.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4602, '". . . ."', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4603, 'The inevitable beach episode.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4604, 'A Japanese schoolgirl covered head-to-toe in semen.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4605, 'Satoshi Kon.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4606, 'Kigurumi.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4607, 'Good ol'' fashioned Japanese sexism.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4608, 'Guro.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4609, 'Dr. Who fans showing up at anime cons despite not being invited.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4610, 'Plot armor.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4611, 'Nekomimi.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4612, 'Pure grade-A opium.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4613, 'Banging 1,000 dudes.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4614, 'A drunken Japanese businessman.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4615, 'Maid cafes.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4616, 'Host clubs.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4617, 'Shooting out nearly an entire liter of cum.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4618, 'The Hare Hare Yukai dance.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4619, 'Shining Finger!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4620, 'The inkvasion.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4621, 'School swimsuits.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4622, 'Underpants. Underpants. Underpants. Underpants. Under-', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4623, 'Acidic breast milk.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4624, 'Kamen Rider.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4625, 'The Major''s hips and bust.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4626, 'Captain Bravo.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4627, 'Kirino''s ass.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4628, 'Crystal Boy''s creepy smile.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4629, 'Gackt.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4630, 'Used panty vending machines.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4631, 'Butt sniffing.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4632, 'Vegeta''s sweet goatee.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4633, 'Sub-only releases.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4634, 'Getting drunk on sake.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4635, 'Flying Vortex of Fear.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4636, 'Fishcake.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4637, 'Go Nagai sideburns.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4638, '<i>CHIIIIIIIIN.</i>', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4639, 'Getting the bad ending of a visual novel.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4640, 'The Tsukihime anime.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4641, 'Jacuzzi Splot.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4642, 'Juvijuvibro.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4643, 'Bear punching, tiger chopping, shark suplexing, &amp; helicopter bodyslamming.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4644, 'Getting your penis cut in half.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4645, 'Stupid sexy Johan.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4646, 'Naoki Urasawa.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4647, 'Tachikoma-kun.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4648, 'Dancin'' on the Planet Dance.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4649, 'Super Milk-chan.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4650, 'You dumbass!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4651, 'Being the uke.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4652, 'The power of friendship.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4653, 'An arm and a leg.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4654, 'The entire cast of School Days.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4655, 'Giant naked Rei.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4656, 'Masturbating over Asuka''s comatose body.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4657, 'Let''s Fighting Love!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4658, 'Cousin marriage.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4659, '4Kids.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4660, 'Making someone''s head explode.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4661, 'Michelle Ru-<br>er, I mean... "Sophie Roberts."', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4662, 'Calling out the name of your attack.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4663, 'Multi-episode fights.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4664, 'M.D. Geist.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4665, 'Blue Water Studios.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4666, 'Darrel Guilbeau trying to act.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4667, 'Highschool of the Dead.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4668, 'Girls with guns.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4669, 'The goddamn Maho.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4670, 'Fat, sweaty otaku.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4671, 'Ganguro girls.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4672, 'Magical girls.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4673, 'Hot female bass players.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4674, 'Goku, Luffy, Toriko, and Lina Inverse in an eating contest.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4675, 'BlackStar', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4676, 'KING!!! KING!!! KING GAINER!!!<br><i>*does the Monkey*</i>', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4677, 'You cactus bastard!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4678, 'Underwater Ray Romano.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4679, 'Sexy schoolteacher types.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4680, 'Tig ol'' bitties.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4681, 'Lesbian subtext.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4682, 'Watching FLCL while tripping on acid.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4683, 'Inspector Zenigata.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4684, 'Pure fighting spirit.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4685, 'The GARtender.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4686, 'Mad Bull 34.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4687, 'Sticking your finger up her ass.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4688, 'Freddie riding to school on a wild black stallion.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4689, 'Whatever turns you on, big guy.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4690, 'Standing outside the gates of the White House completely naked with a revolver in your hand.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4691, 'I''LL ANSWER THE PHONE FROM NOW ON, LILY!!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4692, 'KITTEH. :3', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4693, 'Manly tears of manliness.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4694, 'Zetman.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4695, 'Giant mutant cockroaches.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4696, 'Bible Black.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4697, 'Rape fantasies.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4698, 'Keith David''s voice.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4699, 'Scott McNeil.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4700, 'The eternal pervert, Eric Vale.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4701, 'The Irresponsible Captain Tylor.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4702, 'Birdy the Mighty.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4703, 'Prying SpacemanHardy''s Master Keaton boxset from his cold, dead hands.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4704, 'Satan worshipping Christians.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4705, 'Hunting down every single copy of Ninja Resurrection and setting them on fire.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4706, 'R-R-R-R-R-REDLINE!!!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4707, 'Catholic priests who drink, smoke, and carry guns.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4708, 'Badass 15-year-olds.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4709, 'Losing 20 gallons of blood... and surviving.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4710, 'One HELL of a butler.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4711, 'Being beaten to a bloody pulp by a middle school student.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4712, 'Anime News Network.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4713, 'Having blackmail sex with your teacher.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4714, 'A large paper fan.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4715, 'The Shikon Jewel.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4716, '"INUYASHA!!"<br>"KAGOME!!"', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4717, 'Sneaking a peek at the girls'' open bath.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4718, 'Revy Two-Hands.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4719, 'A Claymore swimsuit issue.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4720, 'A samurai terminator.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4721, 'Physics.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4722, 'Gangnam Style.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4723, 'MUNGLE!!<br><i>*shakes fist*</i>', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4724, 'A talking motorcycle.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4725, 'Rie Kugimiya.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4726, 'The Animatrix.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4727, 'Your virgin soul.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4728, 'Franky''s awesome Speedo dance.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4729, 'Soul traveling.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4730, 'Production I.G.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4731, 'GONZO.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4732, 'Really shitty CGI effects.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4733, 'The hot buttered sex voice of Patrick Seitz.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4734, 'Sticking a chopstick in your pee-hole.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4735, 'A copy of Trigun signed by Micah Solusod.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4736, 'Gilgamesh.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4737, 'That one guy who always dresses up as the Red Ranger.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4738, 'Engrish.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4739, 'A dead meme.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4740, 'Madhouse.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4741, 'ARMS.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4742, 'Mr. Tadakichi.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4743, 'Showing episodes of Toriko to starving children.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4744, 'Governor Ishihara.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4745, 'Shrine maidens.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4746, 'Taking a shit in the shrine''s donation box.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4747, 'Farting... tadpoles?', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4748, 'Heavily-tattooed yakuza henchmen.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4749, 'The life-sized Gundam statue.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4750, 'Forcing someone to watch every episode of Dragon Ball GT.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4751, 'ZA WARUDO.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4752, 'Eating a banana all sexy-like.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4753, 'Awesome Prussia.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4754, 'Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4755, 'A shitload of yen.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4756, 'Johannes Krauser II.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4757, 'Raccoon testicles.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4758, 'Beautiful bishonen boys.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4759, 'Rule 63''d Death the Kid.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4760, 'Hetalia porn.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4761, '1,000 years of pain.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4762, 'Rally Vincent firing a gun in her underwear.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4763, 'A Maka Chop.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4764, 'Twincest.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4765, 'Broken-ass Aizen.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4766, 'The Garden of Sinners.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4767, 'Romi Paku.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4768, 'My Johnny!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4769, 'Petite Princess Yucie.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4770, 'Ice cold water<br>(and it''s only a dollar).', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4771, 'Me wearing a penguin suit.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4772, 'Farting on your cat.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4773, 'Combat afros.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4774, 'A brand new, mint condition copy of JoJo''s Bizarre Adventure vol. 4, still in shrinkwrap.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4775, 'Grave of the Fireflies.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4776, 'Strapping hand grenades to your pubes.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4777, 'Toilet worship.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4778, 'My badass numchucks.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4779, 'Trying to get your die-cast Gundam model through airport security.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4780, 'Black&#x2605;Star', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4781, 'Octopus balls.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4782, 'Getting in a fistfight with an earthquake.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4783, 'WcDonald''s.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4784, 'Undead body-swapping space vampire teens.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4785, 'The alpha bitch.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4786, 'Eating someone else''s drool.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4787, 'My hot zombie girlfriend..', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4788, 'Puppets made from the skin of children.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4789, 'Swallowing an entire carton of cigarettes before barfing them back up.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4790, 'Giving a girl an orgasm using only your shoulderpads.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4791, 'Being accidentally turned into a girl by aliens.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4792, 'Ghosts that come out of your asscrack.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4793, '#DesuDes4Life.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4794, 'Fucking a nun.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4795, 'Raping Tokyo Tower.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4796, 'A succubus living inside your testes.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4797, 'Saber Starblast.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4798, 'An argument lasting over an hour about what mo&eacute; really is.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4799, 'Kotetsu T. Kaburagi, aka. "The D.I.L.F."', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4800, 'Japanese Spider-Man.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4801, 'A bass guitar straight to the face.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4802, 'Sonny Strait''s manly parts.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4803, 'Asian cock.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4804, 'Guts.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4805, 'Holy dildos.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4806, 'Finger nigiri.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4807, 'Dragon Balls.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4808, 'Drills for hands.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4809, 'Suplexing your teacher.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4810, 'A leopard print fundoshi.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4811, 'Breast envy.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4812, 'The entire last episode of Blood-C.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4813, 'Origami sex toys.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4814, 'ALL OF THE HOMO!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4815, 'Japanese rope bondage.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4816, 'Griffith''s mysterious disappearing penis.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4817, 'Naughty geishas.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4818, 'Ninjas!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4819, 'Pubic hair needle attack.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4820, 'Sexy jutsu.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4821, 'Getting your fingernails ripped out.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4822, 'Shinichiro Watanabe single-handedly curing cancer, ending world hunger, and bringing peace to the Middle East.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4823, 'Love Machine.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4824, 'Rapping samurai.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4825, 'Putting all the condiments on your steak. ALL OF THEM.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4826, 'Naga''s extremely annoying laugh.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4827, 'A dolphin in a mech suit.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4828, 'Flying Nimbus.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4829, 'Strikeman and his "Balls of Justice".', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4830, 'A busty, blonde, blue-eyed, dumb-as-rocks American.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4831, 'Running during the credits.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4832, 'Red bean paste.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4833, 'Gender-swapped Oda Nobunaga.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4834, 'Cutting off a finger to restore your honor.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4835, 'Robots with tits.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4836, 'Henry Goto.', 'AN:HG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4837, 'Henry Goto having an accident in his pants during the live Aniplex of America panel.', 'AN:HG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4838, 'Henry Goto''s massive peyote &amp; wine cooler addiction.', 'AN:HG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4839, 'Henry Goto, John Sirabella, and Stu Levy in a three man fight to the death.', 'AN:HG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4840, 'Henry Goto fapping to a photograph of himself.', 'AN:HG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4841, 'Henry Goto being eaten by a group of backwoods hillbilly cannibals.', 'AN:HG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4842, 'Henry Goto ending up homeless on the streets and sucking dick for coke.', 'AN:HG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4843, 'Two gallons of elephant shit being dropped on Henry Goto''s desk.', 'AN:HG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4844, 'Henry Goto falling down the stairs, receiving a massive head injury, and believing he''s really Sailor Moon.', 'AN:HG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4845, 'A Henry Goto joke that no one will laugh at other than SpacemanHardy.', 'AN:HG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4846, 'Henry Goto bleeding profusely from his groin after having his penis bitten off by a 15-year-old Vietnamese prostitute.', 'AN:HG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4847, 'A 30-year-old man who''s obsessed with K-on!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4848, 'LAZAR!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4849, 'I AM AWESOME!!', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4850, 'Getting kicked in the nuts by a mermaid.', 'AN');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4851, 'Taking a seat with Chris Hansen.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4852, 'The Village People.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4853, 'A Cleveland steamer.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4854, 'A big floppy donkey dick.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4855, 'Pooping in the bathtub.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4856, 'Bathing the homeless.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4857, 'An awkward sponge bath.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4858, 'Toilet paper.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4859, 'Getting off on anime porn.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4860, 'Enemas.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4861, 'The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4862, 'Mining for nose gold.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4863, 'Laxatives.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4864, 'Putting the fucking lotion in the basket.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4865, 'The tears of a clown.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4866, 'Gangrene.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4867, 'Gingivitis.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4868, 'Two dogs humping.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4869, 'Genital warts.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4870, 'Suppositories.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4871, 'Face painting.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4872, 'A prolapse.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4873, 'Digital piracy.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4874, 'A poop sandwich.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4875, 'Executive parking.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4876, 'A dead hooker.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4877, 'A skeptical sheriff.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4878, 'A chatroom predator.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4879, 'A loud mouth-breather.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4880, 'The crushed dreams of a stripper.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4881, 'Anorexia.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4882, 'Gobots.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4883, 'A Motown group.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4884, 'a classy smoking jacket.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4885, 'Giant areolas.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4886, 'Peanutbutter jelly time.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4887, 'A sexy senior citizen.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4888, 'Granny panties.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4889, 'A stuttering auctioneer.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4890, 'Farting into a fancy handkerchief.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4891, 'Lot lizards.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4892, 'A LARPing sleeper cell.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4893, 'A Fleshlite&trade;.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4894, 'A molotov cocktail.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4895, 'A cockblocker.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4896, 'Public schooling.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4897, 'The end of the world.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4898, 'Dickjitsu.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4899, 'A mushy tushy.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4900, 'Don Knotts.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4901, 'Morbid obesity.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4902, 'Geriatric diaper rash.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4903, 'A MILF.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4904, 'Bigfoot.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4905, 'Yellow snow.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4906, 'A limp wrist.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4907, 'An angry leprechaun.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4908, 'The Tin Man.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4909, 'Giving yourself a stranger.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4910, 'Shitting into someone''s hat for revenge.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4911, 'Learning hypnosis to get laid.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4912, 'The War of Northern Aggression.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4913, 'A snot rocket.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4914, 'Miss. Piggy.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4915, 'Sailor Moon.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4916, 'Mass graves.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4917, 'A victim.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4918, 'Soiling ones self.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4919, 'A clone army.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4920, 'Raw sewage.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4921, 'War crimes.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4922, 'A collapsed lung.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4923, 'The town drunk.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4924, 'The face of pure evil.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4925, 'Spontaneous pie fights.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4926, 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4927, 'Being screamed at in German.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4928, 'A lesson in pain.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4929, 'Talking like a pirate.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4930, 'A Facebook stalker.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4931, 'Sausage.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4932, 'A compound fracture.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4933, 'The magical land of Oz.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4934, 'Pow-Pow-PowerWheeels&reg;!', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4935, 'Cheating death.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4936, 'Clown Shoes.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4937, 'Clown college.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4938, 'A lousy comb-over.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4939, 'Chaz Bono.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4940, 'Hoarders.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4941, 'Bed wetting.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4942, 'Nuns.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4943, 'A closed casket funeral.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4944, 'Scotch.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4945, 'A really ugly baby.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4947, 'Realizing, too late, that there is no toilet paper left.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4948, 'Illegal immigrants.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4949, 'Elder abuse.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15412, 'Jerry Jewell''s serial killer face.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15413, 'A FUCKING DRAGONITE, MOTHERFUCKER!!', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15414, 'A school bus orgy.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15415, 'Super Aryan Hitler.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15416, 'Having sex with a dragon.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15417, 'Manga Jesus.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15418, 'Manly pink sparkles.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15419, '7 ft. tall red-headed Alexander the Great.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15420, 'Training a dinosaur to ride a ball.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15421, 'Samba-dancing dinosaurs.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15422, 'An armored truck full of shit.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15423, 'A Togepi omelet.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15424, 'The Puchuu.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15425, 'Dying over and over again.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15426, 'Fuckingham Palace.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15427, 'Epic old bald dudes.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15428, 'A smashed-in face.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15429, 'A Dragon Slave.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15430, 'Zelgadis'' flame-proof bikini briefs.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15431, 'Morphin''.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15432, 'A naughty nurse outfit.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15433, 'A sweaty shirtless man holding a large, writhing fish against his chest.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15434, 'Millionaire Beaver.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15435, 'Dick Saucer.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15436, 'A couple that spends over 30 manga volumes trying to get to first base.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15437, 'Alice in Sexland.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15438, 'Succubus-on-futanari action.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15439, 'High-stakes mahjong.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15440, 'Garbage collectors... IN SPACE!!', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15441, 'Magical friendship lasers.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15442, 'The War on Pants.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15443, 'An ending where everyone dies.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15444, 'A cyborg assassin dressed as a magical girl fighting a talking lion and a floating psychic electric jellyfish.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15445, 'J-pop idols.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15446, 'Chest-hair afros.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15447, 'Cowboy Andy.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15448, 'A chainsaw-wielding male magical girl zombie.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15449, 'Inoue Kikoku, 17-years old.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15450, 'Fujoshi.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15451, 'Matrix boobs.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15452, 'Completely losing your shit over Endless Eight.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15453, 'Violently beating your friends to death with a baseball bat.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15454, 'Clothing-dissolving slime.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15455, 'Involuntary crossdressing.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15456, 'Getting sucked into a fantasy world.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15457, 'Hentai artists who don''t change their pen name when they go legit.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15458, 'A Masamune Shirou artbook.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15459, 'Loli in a box.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15460, 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms, but everyone is gender-swapped.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15461, 'Mo&eacute; schoolgirl Hitler.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15462, 'Franken Fran.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15463, 'A washpan falling onto someone''s head from out of nowhere.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15464, 'SHAFT being SHAFT.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15465, 'A third-grader seducing her 23-year-old teacher.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15466, 'Shotas.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15467, 'One a them bamboo things that goes "doonk".', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15468, 'Banging your adopted daughter.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15469, 'Tripping, falling, and landing with your face in a girl''s breasts.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15470, 'A bunny girl having a lightsaber duel with Darth Vader.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15471, 'A 10-year old with boobs twice the size of her head.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15472, 'An ancient vampire who looks like she''s 10.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15473, 'Literally ripping your own heart out.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15474, 'Japanese-style elf ears.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15475, 'Flamboyantly gay William Shakespeare.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15476, 'Gen "The Uro-Butcher".', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15477, 'Mikuru Beam!', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15478, 'Tons and tons of close-up underaged schoolgirl ass-shots.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15479, 'Starfish Hitler.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15480, 'Pok&eacute;mon tears.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15481, 'Pok&eacute;sexuality.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15482, 'Chopstick-based martial arts.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15483, 'All the gayness in GetBackers.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15484, 'Naming yourself after the method of your suicide.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15485, 'The Chupacabra.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15486, 'Blowing a child''s head off with a rocket launcher.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15487, 'Erotic incestuous toothbrushing.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15488, 'An artbox that feels like human skin.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15489, 'Polygamy jokes in a kid''s show.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15490, 'Urd, Kana, and Misato in a drinking contest.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15491, 'Cute stuff.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15492, 'A robot having an orgasm.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15493, 'Villagulio.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15494, 'Dangling Pok&eacute;balls.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15495, 'Having a giant drill for a dick.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15522, 'An ingrown toenail on the tip of a penis.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15523, 'Feline Leukemia.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15524, 'Marky Mark''s foam rubber penis from Boogie Nights.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15525, 'My Spankerchief.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15526, 'Pumping a chemical toilet.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15527, 'The fine line between kinky and perverted.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15528, 'A Rotisserie Chicken.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15529, 'Vultures circling a birthday party.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15530, 'An All White Jury.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15531, 'Frottage.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15532, 'Michael J. Fox trying to use a rotary phone.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15533, 'The Five Knuckle Truffle Punch.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15534, 'Flipper Babies.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15535, 'Ejaculating into an insulin pump.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15536, 'Rocky Dennis and John Merrick''s lovechild.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15537, 'The syrupy goop inside a Stretch Armstrong doll.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15538, 'Finding an adhesive bandage at the bottom of your ice cream.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15539, 'Life after Parole.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15540, 'A cat''s sand papery tongue bath.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15541, 'A Pit Bull named Genghis.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10108, 'Discovering that it''s never just a big vagina.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10109, 'Dragoneer.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10110, 'A horny dragon.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10111, 'A sexually frustrated griffon.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10112, 'Species stereotypes.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10113, 'HELLO FURRIEND, HOWL ARE YOU DOING.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10114, 'Convention sluts.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10115, 'Horns and hooves.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10116, 'Being "prison gay."', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10117, 'Microwaving diapers.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10118, 'Adorable dog people.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10119, 'Sexy the Cat.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10120, 'That one episode of CSI.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10121, 'SecondLife.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10122, 'The Gay Yiffy Club.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10123, 'Hyper-endowed squirrels.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10124, 'A spider furry who isn''t even into bondage.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10125, 'Being really, really into monsters.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10126, 'Sexual arousal from children''s cartoons.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10127, 'No males, no herms, no cuntboys, no shemales, no trannys, no furries, no aliens, no vampires, and no werewolves. ONLY STRAIGHT OR BI HUMAN FEMALES.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10128, 'Overcompensating with a huge horse penis.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10129, 'A fedora enthusiast.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10130, 'A tongue-beast.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10131, 'Frisky tentacles.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10132, 'A very steampunk rat.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10133, 'Canine superiority.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10134, 'Oviposition.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10135, 'Flares.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10136, 'Dogs wearing panties.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10137, 'Monster boys in lingerie.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10138, 'Power bottoms.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10139, 'Sheath licking.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10140, 'Sex with Pok&eacute;mon.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10141, 'Making out with dogs.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10142, 'YouTube videos of horse breeding.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10143, 'Pissing on your significant other to show ownership.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1331, 'Da Magicks.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10144, 'Being able to recognize your friends by the scent of their asses.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10145, 'A notebook full of embarrassing niche porn sketches.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10146, 'Cockvore.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10147, 'A prehensile penis.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10148, 'Puns involving the word "knot."', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10149, 'Jerking off on an unconscious friend''s feet.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10150, 'CrusaderCat.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10151, 'Your Character Here.', 'Furry');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15542, 'Sphincter Bleaching.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15543, 'Bringing the Hamburglar to Justice.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15544, 'Toilet Wine.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15545, 'An Amputee''s chapped limb nub.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15546, 'Febreezing your Taint.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15547, 'Leftist Propaganda.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15548, 'Cookie Monster''s substance abuse issues.', 'AI');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100241, 'An outbreak of smallbox.', 'BOX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100242, 'The Boxcar Children.', 'BOX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100243, 'A world without boxes.', 'BOX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100244, 'Boxing up my feelings.', 'BOX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100247, 'Something that looks like a box but turns out to be a crate.', 'BOX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100250, 'The J15 Patriot Assault Box.', 'BOX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100251, 'A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid.', 'BOX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100255, 'Former President George W. Box.', 'BOX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100256, 'Pandora''s vagina.', 'BOX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100263, 'Offering sexual favors for an ore and a sheep. (19/44)', 'PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100265, 'Winning the approval of Cooking Mama that you never got from actual mama. (32/44)', 'PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100270, 'Reading the comments.<span class="cardnum">3 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100275, 'The collective wail of every Magic player suddenly realizing that they''ve spent hundreds of dollars on pieces of cardboard.<span class="cardnum">8 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100276, 'Being an attractive elf trapped in an unattractive human''s body.<span class="cardnum">9 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100277, 'Temporary invincibility.<span class="cardnum">10 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100281, 'Mario Kart rage.<span class="cardnum">14 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100287, 'A homemade, cum-stained Star Trek uniform.<span class="cardnum">20 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100290, 'Never watching, discussing, or thinking about My Little Pony.<span class="cardnum">23 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100291, 'Turn-of-the-century sky racists.<span class="cardnum">24 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100293, 'A fully-dressed female videogame character.<span class="cardnum">26 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100294, 'Buying virtual clothes for a Sim family instead of real clothes for a real family.<span class="cardnum">27 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100295, 'Google Glass + e-cigarette: Ultimate Combo!<span class="cardnum">28 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1259, 'A daisy sandwich.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100237, 'A box.', 'BOX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100238, 'A box within a box.', 'BOX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100239, 'A boxing match with a giant box.', 'BOX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100248, 'A box that is conscious and wishes it weren''t a box.', 'BOX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100258, 'Reading the comments. (3/44)', 'PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100268, 'Full HD.<span class="cardnum">1 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100272, 'Allowing nacho cheese to curdle in your beard while you creep in League of Legends.<span class="cardnum">5 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100278, 'The Sarlacc.<span class="cardnum">11 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100282, 'Nude-modding Super Mario World.<span class="cardnum">15 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100283, 'An angry stone head that stomps on the floor every three seconds.<span class="cardnum">16 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100284, 'Yoshi''s huge egg-laying cloaca.<span class="cardnum">17 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100285, 'The Cock Ring of Alacrity.<span class="cardnum">18 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100286, 'Offering sexual favors for an ore and a sheep.<span class="cardnum">19 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100288, 'Unlocking a new sex position.<span class="cardnum">21 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100289, 'The boner hatch in the Iron Man suit.<span class="cardnum">22 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100292, 'The decade of legal inquests following a single hour of Grand Theft Auto.<span class="cardnum">25 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100296, 'Legendary Creature &ndash; Robert Khoo.<span class="cardnum">31 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100297, 'Winning the approval of Cooking Mama that you never got from actual mama.<span class="cardnum">32 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100305, 'Tapping Sara Angel.<span class="cardnum">29 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100306, 'Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam!<span class="cardnum">30 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100307, 'Getting into a situation with an owlbear.<span class="cardnum">34 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100308, 'Grand Theft Auto: Fort Lauderdale.<span class="cardnum">35 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100309, 'A madman who lives in a policebox and kidnaps women.<span class="cardnum">36 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100310, 'SNES cartridge cleaning fluid.<span class="cardnum">37 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100311, 'Eating a pizza that''s lying on the street to gain health.<span class="cardnum">33 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1261, 'A decorative toaster cozy.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1263, 'A giant horse cock.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1266, 'A hoof in the ass.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1269, 'A horny stallion.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1271, 'A human fetish.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1272, 'A juice box fetish.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1274, 'A juice box.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1276, 'A mare in heat.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1278, 'A racially pure Cloudsdale.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1280, 'A sexy saddle.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1282, 'A sock fetish.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1284, 'A Sonic Raingasm.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1286, 'A tactical sonic rainnuke.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1288, 'A tree.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1290, 'Actually cumming inside Rainbow Dash.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1293, 'An epic pony war in the distant future.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1294, 'An extremely horny Granny Smith.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1296, 'Another doughnut! With extra sprinkles!', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1298, 'Applebucking.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1299, 'Applejack.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1300, 'Avasting Fluttershy''s Ass.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1302, 'Baked Bads.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1304, 'Banned From Equestria (Daily).', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1307, 'Being trapped on the Moon for 1000 years.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1308, 'Best Pony.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1310, 'Big Macintosh.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1312, 'BonBon.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1314, 'Books.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1316, 'Celestia''s Hoof.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1318, 'Celestia''s massive harem of foals.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1320, 'Cider.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1322, 'Clopfics.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1324, 'Clopping.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1326, 'Crippled foals.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1328, 'Cupcakes.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1332, 'Daring Do fanfiction.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1333, 'Dark Magicks.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1334, 'Derpy Hooves.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1335, 'Diamond Dog roleplay.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1336, 'Discord.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1337, 'Equestria.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1338, 'Facehoofing.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1339, 'Fillidelphia.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1340, 'Filly fiddling.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1341, 'Fluffy Pony.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1342, 'Fluttershy.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1343, 'Fluttershy''s secret stash.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1344, 'Fluttershy''s Shed.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1346, 'Fluttertree.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1348, 'Foal abuse.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1349, 'Foodmanes.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1351, 'Friendship.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1357, 'Futaloo.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1358, 'Gabby Gums.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1360, 'Gently stroking the horn.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1362, 'Getting 20% cooler!', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1364, 'Gypsies.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1367, 'Having hot pony sex with Bloomberg.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1368, 'Horn Necrosis.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1379, 'Hugging a pony non-sexually.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1380, 'Jappleack.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1381, 'Joe''s Donut Hole.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1382, 'John Joseco.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1383, 'Lesbians.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1384, 'Zecora''s meth lab.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1385, 'Lyra Heartstrings.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1386, 'Worst pony.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1387, 'Magic.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1388, 'Wolfieshy.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1389, 'Winter Wrap Up.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1390, 'Making Magic.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1391, 'Wincest.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1392, 'Whipping the Earth Pony slaves.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1393, 'Vinyl Scratch / DJ Pon-3.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1394, 'Unicorn Privilege.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1395, 'Man Spike.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1396, 'Two fillies shitting into a bucket.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1397, 'Manehatten.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1398, 'Twist.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1399, 'Mare Supremacy.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1400, 'Twilight''s secret clop stash.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1401, 'Molestia''s sex dungeon.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1402, 'Twilight Sparkle.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1403, 'THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1404, 'My OC.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1405, 'The Rainbow Factory.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1406, 'Nightmare Moon.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1407, 'The Pegasus Master Race.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14817, '____.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14818, '*liveshot*.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14819, '8-Bit Mickey on an unstoppable merry-go-round.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14820, '80''s Dan.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14821, 'A Blip ad for the most embarrassing reality show ever.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14822, 'A Brad Jones impersonation.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14823, 'A crossover.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14824, 'A Cybermat in a bow tie.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14825, 'A delicious fried chicken holocaust.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14826, 'A DMCA takedown notice.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14827, 'A fan artist.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14828, 'A FUCKING PONCHO!', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14829, 'A giant go-fuck-yourself spider.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14830, 'A half naked, fencing JewWario.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14831, 'A hand-basket of lobsters.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14832, 'A Mr. T Trading Card.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14833, 'A pile of skulls.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14834, 'A pink tutu.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14835, 'A plushie TARDIS.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14836, 'A poorly made knockoff action figure.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14837, 'A REALLY big hoopla about nothing.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14838, 'A Serbian Film.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14839, 'A smoking, muscled ice cream cone shooting guns and eye lasers.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14840, 'A speeding NERF dart to the junk.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14841, 'A squadron of attack Corgis.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14842, 'A squadron of line-dancing hippos.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14843, 'A strip-tease from the Nostalgia Critic.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14844, 'A tauntaun puppy.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14845, 'A very serious hat.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14846, 'Ambiguously nude Linkara.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14847, 'An electronic cigarette that resembles a Sonic Screwdriver.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14848, 'An evangelizing minion.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14849, 'An existential crisis over internet reviews.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14850, 'An impassioned plea for understanding.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14851, 'An unhinged Oancitizen rolling towards the sea.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14852, 'Angry Joe dancing in a squid suit.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14853, 'Angry Joe''s raging boner.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14854, 'Another fucking Iron Liz pun.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14855, 'Another goddamn PhilBuni Vine.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14856, 'Aplos, or Steve, the Wizard.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14857, 'Arlo P. Arlo.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14858, 'Arlo the Orc.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14859, 'Ashens taking a blowtorch to a crappy toy.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14860, 'Ashens.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14861, 'Because...hippos.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14862, 'Becoming possessed and insulting your colleague.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14863, 'Being awkward around your favorite reviewer.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14864, 'Bennett the Sage.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14865, 'Big Butter Jesus.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14866, 'Blip.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14867, 'Brad, drinking a Turkey-flavored Jones Soda.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14868, 'Bruno Matei.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14869, 'Butchered Dutch.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14870, 'Comicron One.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14871, 'CR.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14872, 'Cynthia Rothrock', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14873, 'DEATH FROM ABOOOOOVE!!!', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14874, 'Derek the Bard.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14875, 'Derek the Bard''s hat.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14876, 'Disturbing comments in the RDA chat.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14877, 'Dodger''s ban chain.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14878, 'Dodging blowjobs.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14879, 'Dr. Tease & Dr. Block.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14880, 'Dragging Oancitizen back home from a wild night of partying.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14881, 'Dump cards.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14882, 'E Rod''s smooth, smooth dance skills.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14883, 'Eating the flesh of your foes while howling at the moon.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14884, 'Evilina.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14885, 'Evilina''s monstrous visage.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14886, 'Film Brain, dressed tastefully in fashionable clothing.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14887, 'Film Brain''s hair.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14888, 'Film Renegado creaming himself over Pacific Rim.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14889, 'Forcing an NPC to haul your crap.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14890, 'Fuckstick the Magic Dragon.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14891, 'Gargoyle Cat.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14892, 'Haganistan.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14893, 'Harmony Korine.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14894, 'HIPPOS!', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14895, 'Holly.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14896, 'Il Neige in a freakishly accurate Film Brain costume.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14897, 'Jaeris, the Gunslinger.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14898, 'Joe Quesada.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14899, 'Kali.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14900, 'Kung Tai Ted.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14901, 'Kyle playing GTA while drunk.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14902, 'Kyle''s "unicorns."', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14903, 'Laura, the Fender Stratocaster Goddess.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14904, 'Linkara lying naked on his futon, playing with a Cybermat.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14905, 'Linkara, dressed as the Green Ranger.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14906, 'Linkara, dropping an F-Bomb.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14907, 'Linkara, sexily eating a salad.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14908, 'Linkara''s massive ego.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14909, 'Little Pluckies Ninja Protects.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14910, 'Luke Mochrie''s trust fund.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14911, 'Maven of ze Eventide.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14912, 'Mexican Spider-Man.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14913, 'MikeJ.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14914, 'Moarte.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14915, 'Nash, dressed as The Undertaker.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14916, 'Nash, making "vroom vroom" noises.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14917, 'Nash, making train sounds in a bathtub.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14918, 'Nella.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14919, 'Nella''s cleavage Altoids.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14920, 'Not reading the FAQ.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14921, 'Obelisk Blue Linkara.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14922, 'Paw.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14923, 'Paw''s soul patch.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14924, 'Penis whiskers.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10509, 'the 8 million jews.', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10510, 'George Costanza', 'Viyda');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10511, 'Honk! Honk!', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10512, 'Hideo Kojima', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10513, 'Alright', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10514, 'LIQUID!', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10515, 'BROTHER!', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10516, 'Gaben', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10517, 'Kirby''s Air Ride', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10518, 'Yume Nikki', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10519, 'HL3 confirmed!', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10520, 'That feel', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10521, 'Tim Buckley', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10522, 'Bum Tickley', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10523, 'Star Wars: Battlefront', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10524, 'The Wii U', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10525, 'the PS4', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10526, 'the NES', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10527, 'the SNES', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10528, 'the SEGA Genesis', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10529, 'the PSX', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10530, 'Silent Hill', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10531, 'Harry Mason', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10532, 'James Sunderland', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10533, 'the plot of MGS4', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10534, 'Kramer', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10535, 'no games', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10536, 'Words, Words, Words', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10537, 'Le /v/ culture', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10538, 'Mods', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10539, 'Furfags', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10540, 'HERESY!', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10541, 'My waifu', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10542, 'Jews', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10543, 'the duck hunt dog', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10544, 'Max Payne', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10545, 'L.A. Noire', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10546, 'Call of Duty 4', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10547, 'Cowadooty Franchise', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10548, 'Master Chef', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10549, 'Samus Aran', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10550, 'Kamiya', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10551, 'The red ring of death', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10552, 'Toady', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10553, 'the mustard race', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10554, 'Klonies', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10555, 'Valve', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10556, 'source engine', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10557, 'Wii-tier graphics', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10558, 'brown and bloom', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10559, 'FUCKING GAMESTOP', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10560, 'Mountain Dew', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10561, 'Doritoes', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10562, 'Dante, but you an call him Dante the demon killer', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10563, 'FUCK YOU', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10564, 'Princess Peach', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10565, 'Ronnie', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10566, 'Wreck-It Ralph', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10567, 'Destroy-It Dan', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10568, 'Rape-It Randy', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10569, 'Bayonetta', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10570, 'Fifa 2014', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10571, 'Superman 64', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10572, 'E.T. for Atari', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10573, 'Dark Souls', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10574, 'Devil May Cry', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10575, 'Wubs', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10576, 'a custom built PC', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10577, 'making an email to gabe newell one post at a time', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10578, 'Warioware', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10579, 'Earthbound', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10580, 'Pikmen', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10581, 'Duck Hunt', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10582, 'Egoraptor', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10583, 'Cory in the House', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10584, 'Katawa Shoujio', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10585, 'Donte', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10586, '/sp/', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10587, '/pol/', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10588, '/a/', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10589, 'Traps', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10590, 'Capitan Falcon', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10591, 'knowing that feel', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10592, 'my sides', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10593, 'wagglan', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10594, 'playing vidya', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10595, 'being a casual fuck', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10596, 'JonTron', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10597, 'Two Best Friends', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10598, 'Tropes vs Women in Video Games', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10599, 'Anita', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10600, 'Wiimote', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10601, 'Xbox Hueg', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10602, 'Japan Time', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10603, 'the orignal Xbox controller', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10604, 'Solid Snake''s Ass', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10605, 'Big Boss', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10606, 'Kirby', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10607, 'Waluigi', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10608, 'Geno', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10609, 'Ridley', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10610, 'GLaDOS', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10611, 'Shigeru Miyamoto', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10612, 'Mother 3', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10613, 'Shigesato Itoi', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10614, 'Alexey Pajinov', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10615, 'Sam & Max', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10616, 'Banjo-Kazooie', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10617, 'Hank Hill', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10618, 'Pheonix Wright', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10619, 'the orange gem from Bejeweled&trade;', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10620, 'thowing bottles of holy water in the original Castlevania', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10621, 'using your PC as a heater in the winter', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10622, 'Wii Fit Trainer', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10623, 'Nanomachines, son', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10624, 'Creating a LttP vs Majora''s Mask', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10625, 'Following the damn train', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10626, 'Kotaku', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10627, 'checking your privledge', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10628, 'having fun', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10629, 'Call of Cthulhu', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10630, 'Corruption of Champions', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10631, 'Sanic', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10632, 'Sanic Adventure 2', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10633, 'Civillization IV', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10634, 'League of Legends', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10635, 'DoTA 2', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10636, 'HoN', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10637, 'asking br? when joining a server', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10638, 'Geralt', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10639, 'Halo', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10640, 'Doomguy', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10641, 'Regginator', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10642, 'tfw no qt gf', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10643, 'Atelier', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10644, 'Asura', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10645, 'Obsidrones', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10646, 'Nintenyearolds', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10647, 'Xbots', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10648, 'Sonyggers', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10649, 'Hitscan', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10650, 'xX420blazeitXx', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10651, 'Sakurai', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10652, 'blowing into a catridge', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10653, 'Dragon Dildos', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10654, 'Nintendo', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10655, 'Sony', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10656, 'Microsoft', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10657, 'Sega', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10658, 'Konami', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10659, 'Game Freak', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10660, 'Fez', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10661, 'Cave Story', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10662, 'Wololololololololo', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10663, 'pirating games because you hate the government', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10664, 'New Super Luigi Bros', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10665, 'the Demoman (who takes skill)', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10666, 'the Pyro (who takes skill)', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10667, 'on disk DLC', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10668, 'sports games the come out year after year', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10669, 'Ass Creed', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10670, 'playing counterstrike too seriously', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10671, 'Minecraft', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10672, 'Notch', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10673, 'Buzzwords', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10674, 'OFF by Mortis Ghost', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10675, 'an indie dev that no one knows about', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10676, 'the Secret of Monkey Island', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10677, 'watching let''s plays on youtube', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10678, 'grumpy dumpies', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10679, 'Spaghetti', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10680, 'the best Final Fantasy game', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10681, 'Grayson Hunt', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10682, 'not completing all the side quests', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10683, 'artificial difficulty', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10684, 'padding', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10685, 'artificial fun', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10686, 'Matt and Pat', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10687, 'Hamberger Helper', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10688, 'Yahtzee', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10689, 'iJustine', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10690, 'Jack Thompson', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10691, 'rebbit', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10692, 'The /v/idya gaem awards', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10693, 'Emi (from Katawa Shoujo)', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10694, 'Rin (from Katawa Shuojo)', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10695, 'Lilly (from Katawa Shuojo)', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10696, 'Hanako (from Katawa Shuojo)', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10697, 'Shizune (from Katawa Shuojo)', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10698, 'Misha (from Katawa Shuojo)', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10699, 'Kenji (from Katawa Shuojo)', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10700, 'The Last of Us', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10701, '/v/', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10702, 'Video Games', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10703, 'NSA', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10704, 'Christopher Robin', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10705, 'The Master Race', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10706, '/mlp/', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10707, 'Bronies', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10708, '/vg/', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10709, '/vr/', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10710, '/vp/', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10711, 'p2w', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10712, 'the delay time of Duke Nukem Forever', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10713, 'Duke Nukem', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10714, 'WoW', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10715, 'Worth the Weight', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10716, 'anything but video games', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10717, 'Tom Preston', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10718, 'Andrew Dobson', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10719, 'nogames', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10720, '2spooky', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10721, '599 US Dollars ', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10722, 'Eight Point Eight', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (10723, 'RAGE', 'Vidya');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14925, 'Playing TGWTG Cards Against Humanity at stupid o''clock.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14926, 'Pol Pot pies.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14927, 'Rachel Tietz, trying to Kill the Nostalgia Critic.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14928, 'Ripping off part of your penis.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14929, 'ROCKET BOOTS!', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14930, 'ROCKET PUNCH!', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14931, 'Sad Panda''s lanky, manly chest.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14932, 'Sage''s "RAPE!" face.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14933, 'Sean.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14934, 'Sex, violence, and Daffy Duck screaming.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14935, 'Shouting "FUS-RO-DAH!" at a puppy.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14936, 'Smarty.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14937, 'Smarty''s special bag of AIDS.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14938, 'Snowflame''s cocaine flavored popsicles.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14939, 'Snowflame''s fuzzy slippers.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14940, 'Space Core.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14941, 'Stealing money off dead wolves.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14942, 'Surprise blowjobs.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14943, 'Tara''s tramautic childhood stories.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14944, 'That Dude In The Suede.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14945, 'The Adventures of Horsemeat and the Placenta #1.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14946, 'The Amazing Bulk.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14947, 'The Channel Awesome satellite.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14948, 'The Hippo Lantern Corps.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14949, 'The Last Angry Geek.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14950, 'The Longbox of the Damned.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14951, 'The Nostalgia Ranger.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14952, 'The Rap Critic.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14953, 'The thick, muscular arms of ChaosD1.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14954, 'The Uncanny Valley.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14955, 'The Wal-Mart.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14956, 'Todd in the Shadows.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14957, 'Todd trolling Chris Brown on Twitter.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14958, 'Tommy Wiseau.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14959, 'Turtle.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14960, 'Using a frontloader to steal deodorant.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14961, 'Using donation money for weed.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14962, 'Vangelus', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14963, 'Ven''s voice, a gift from the fairies.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14964, 'Zeo Linkara.', 'TGWTG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14965, 'A DraculaFetus animation.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14966, 'A profile pic that looks like a dick and balls.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14967, 'Spy Party racism.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14968, 'The ghost of Ohmwrecker.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14969, 'Shooting the black guy.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14970, 'Ohm''s mindgames.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14971, 'DOTA 2.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14972, 'Magic: The Gathering.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14973, 'A failed challenge run.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14974, 'Setting the world on fire.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14975, 'Pot magic.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14976, 'Josh''s washing machine.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14977, 'Dang it, Bobby!', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14978, 'Up in the air like a George Clooney movie.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14979, 'A lemon mishap.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14980, 'This cat, I swear to god.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14981, 'Ohmwrecker.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14982, 'youtube.com/Ohmwrecker.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14983, 'Drinkable fire.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14984, 'Ohmsdrawings.tumblr.com.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14985, 'Soul level 1 invasions.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14986, 'Ryuka.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14987, 'The blue candle.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14988, 'JSmith''s laundry.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14989, 'Mount Your Friends: Docking Edition.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14990, 'Childlike bukakke.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14991, 'A water supply full of leeches.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14992, 'Travelling by bones.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14993, 'AlpacaPatrol.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14994, 'Zen.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14995, 'Green9090.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14996, '#MikeBithell.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14997, 'RedPandaGamer.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14998, 'Ohm, our god.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (14999, '...Metal Gear?!', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15000, 'A beautiful little moment.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15001, 'A couch stinking of naked people.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15002, 'A humanlike bat with tits.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15003, 'A little dingle-dang.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15004, 'A pretty epic poo.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15005, 'A replay from Barry.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15006, 'A Scottish bloke that talks too fast.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15007, 'A smaller, whiter dick.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15008, 'A Sonic.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15009, 'A testicle examination.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15010, 'A whale making a seal noise.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15011, 'Accidentally resetting a video game.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15012, 'An expensive rental costume.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15013, 'Anne Frank doing a striptease.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15014, 'Arin actually winning a Game Grumps VS.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15015, 'Arin Hanson / Egoraptor.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15016, 'Arin''s big floppy penis.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15017, 'Arin''s dicksaber.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15018, 'Arin''s voice acting.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15019, 'Barry Kramer.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15020, 'Barry''s censorship noises.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15021, 'Becoming a vegetarian, then becoming clinically depressed.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15022, 'Being forced to replay the same section of the game over and over.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15023, 'Birdemic.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15024, 'Borderline narcissism.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15025, 'Breaking a basketball net''s back board.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15026, 'Breaking into song.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15027, 'Brian / Frank / Steve / Willard / Jonathan / Michael IV / Michael III / Michael Jordan / Scott.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15028, 'Bumping butts.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15029, 'Buying chicken fingers for homeless people.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15030, 'Carefully escorting Anna.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15031, 'Catharsis.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15032, 'Cheese pizza.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15033, 'Chu Chu Rocket.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15034, 'Chulip.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15035, 'Comparing someone to a trainwreck.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15036, 'Completely missing the tutorials and instructions.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15037, 'Cumfaggots.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15038, 'Dan getting some action with one of Egoraptor''s action figures.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15039, 'Danny Sexbang.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15040, 'Danny''s crippling Skittles addiction.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15041, 'Dipping your balls in the sand.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15042, 'Dixon.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15043, 'Donkey-ass Kong.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15044, 'Drakkhen''s realistic fight sequences.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15045, 'Drawing the line in the fucking sand.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15046, 'Eating the Holocaust.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15047, 'Eating your peas.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15048, 'Egofaptor.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15049, 'Ending an episode on "Heil Hitler!"', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15050, 'The eyeless girl demographic.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15051, 'Fart science.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15052, 'Fast-forwarding.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15053, 'Fighting Iblis for the hundredth time.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15054, 'Fooling me three times.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15055, 'Fuckin'' Larry.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15056, 'FUCKING LEGO CARS!!?!', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15057, 'Game feel.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15058, 'Game Grumps remixes.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15059, 'Game Grumps VS.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15060, 'Game Grumps.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15061, 'Garshstostoles.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15062, 'GeorgLopez.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15063, 'Getting censored by a stampede of elephants.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15064, 'Getting diddled again.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15065, 'Getting fucking ganked.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15066, 'Getting horribly diarrhea''d on by an owl.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15067, 'Getting killed by a motherfucking paralyzed Taillow.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15068, 'Getting stuck on the ceiling for no explicable reason.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15069, 'Getting violently sick at MAGfest.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15070, 'Goof Troop.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15071, 'Goofy masturbating in the fields.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15072, 'Grade A meat.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15073, 'Grant Kirkhope.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15074, 'Grant Kirkhope’s knackers.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15075, 'GREAT! GREAT! GREAT!', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15076, 'Grep.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15077, 'Grumping it.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15078, 'Güf Troop.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15079, 'Half the deal for twice the price!', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15080, 'Having a cough that lasts forever.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15081, 'Helicopter tits.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15082, 'Hepatitis Sea.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15213, 'Slo Mo Guys.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15083, 'Hitting a Nightshade cartridge with Thor’s Hammer only to break the hammer.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15084, 'Homoerotic subtext between two grown men playing video games.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15085, 'Ice hair.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15086, 'Incriminating footage of Jon.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15087, 'Insta-killing your partner with the Select button.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15088, 'It being no use.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15089, 'Jacques.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15090, 'JonTron.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15091, 'Jon winning. AS USUAL.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15092, 'Jon''s soulful singing.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15093, 'Jon/Arin slash fiction.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15094, 'JonTron’s musical theater voice.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15095, 'Js''keep goin''.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15096, 'Killing zombies by typing on a keyboard-gun.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15097, 'Kirby.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15098, 'Kitty Cat Dance Party.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15099, 'Learning that your son is dead, but not caring because you didn''t want him anyway.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15100, 'Lemon and Bill.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15101, 'Lightsaber Fightsaber.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15102, 'Literally going to Hell.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15103, 'Mediocrity, as a power.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15104, 'Mega Man.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15105, 'Mike Tyson.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15106, 'Mispronouncing Duran Duran.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15107, 'Mister Mosquito.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15108, 'MomTron.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15109, 'Moundo.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15110, 'Naughty Bear.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15111, 'Nazi von Killyou.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15112, 'Ninja Sex Party.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15113, 'Nixon.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15114, 'NO JON NO.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15115, 'NOT FUCKING THIS!', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15116, 'Not knowing the controls to Nickelodeon GUTS.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15117, 'Not reading the game''s instructions.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15118, 'Obeying Protoman and burning down a forest.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15119, 'Pacific Rim.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15120, 'Pause balls.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15121, 'Pelistorm.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15122, 'Playing a terrible game for more than a hundred episodes.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15123, 'Playing slaps to break a tie.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15124, 'PONY.MOV.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15125, 'Poopy butt.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15126, 'Poppy Bros.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15127, 'Princess Elise''s octopus face.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15128, 'Punching a hole in a gingerbread house.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15129, 'Queefing bombs out of your vagina.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15130, 'Racial slurs.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15131, 'Reading the manual.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15132, 'RIDIN’ ON CARS!!!', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15133, 'Robots ordering cheese pizza.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15134, 'Rocket. To the moon.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15135, 'Rolling around at the speed of sound.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15136, 'RubberRoss.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15137, 'Rouge''s gross bat face.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15138, 'Screaming out Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You” in primal agony.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15139, 'Sequelitis.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15140, 'Seven asses.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15141, 'Signing and destroying a copy of Sonic ''06.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15142, 'Silver the Hedgehog.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15143, 'Sneaking dirty British humour into an unassuming video game about a bear and a bird.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15144, 'Snow white shit.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15145, 'Snowboarding uphill', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15146, 'Solid Snake.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15147, 'Sonic ''06.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15148, 'Spice World.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15149, 'Spraying compressed air with a bittering agent in your face, and subsequently vomiting.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15150, 'Stairfax Temperatures.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15151, 'Staring at a menu while Ross stuffs his disgusting face with candy.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15152, 'Stasis-ing the drill.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15153, 'Steam Train.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15154, 'Sticky sap.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15155, 'Stretch Panic.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15156, 'STRGG.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15157, 'Struggling to fight Silver the Hedgehog.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15158, 'Sucking blood from a Japanese girl''s tits.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15159, 'Suzy the Goose.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15160, 'TENOUTTATEN.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15161, 'That guy.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15162, 'The Awesome Series.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15163, 'The band Egoraptor.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15164, 'The Chinless Wonder.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15165, 'The Goshdangodon.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15166, 'The Higgs Boson.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15167, 'The Knuckles wall glitch.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15168, 'The rarest form of Arin having fun.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15169, 'The realization that friendship is more important.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15170, 'Three big feet of pleasure.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15171, 'Tonguing up.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15172, 'Typing "C D PLAYER" and getting "MODEL CAR."', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15173, 'WAAAAAAAVE LAAAAZEEEEEEER.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15174, 'Walking around in my banana shoes.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15175, 'World Dick Barf Syndrome.', 'GG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15176, 'Man-Gobbler, the turkey bestiality movie.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15177, 'RoosterTeeth.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15178, 'Michael Jones.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15179, 'Gavin Free.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15180, 'Surgeon Simulator 2013.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15181, 'Ray Narvaez, Jr.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15182, 'Burnie Burns.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15183, 'Geoff Lazer Ramsey.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15184, 'Jack Pattillo.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15185, 'Ryan Haywood.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15186, 'Gus Sorola.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15187, 'The cardboard cutout of Gus.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15188, 'Joel Heyman.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15189, 'Going cakeless.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15190, 'Headlight fluid.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15191, 'Playing Hitler twice.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15192, 'Sarge.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15193, 'Lopez la Pesado.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15194, 'Franklin Delano Donut.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15195, 'Dexter Grif.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15196, 'Dick Simmons.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15197, 'Agent Washington.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15198, 'Andy the bomb.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15199, 'Picking up chicks in a tank.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15200, 'Michael J. Caboose.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15201, 'Sheila the tank.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15202, 'Leonard Church.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15203, 'Lavernius Tucker.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15204, 'Agent Texas / Allison.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15205, 'Omega / O''Malley.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15206, 'Agent Maine / the Meta.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15207, 'Frank "Doc" DuFresne.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15208, 'Screen looking.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15209, 'A wet paper towel.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15210, 'Minecraft.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15211, 'MOGAR!', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15212, 'X-Ray and Vav.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15214, '#DantheMan.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15215, 'Joe the cat.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15216, 'Pongo.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15217, 'Soggy bread.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15218, 'Rage Quit.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15219, 'Achievement Hunter.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15220, 'Team-killing fucktards.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15221, 'Calling dibs on a spaceship.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15222, 'Sarge''s funeral.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15223, 'Camping, as a legitimate strategy.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15224, 'Epsilon''s laser face.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15225, 'MOTHERFUCKING TRIPLE SPIKES!', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15226, 'Because people like grapes.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15227, 'Upside-down Kerry.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15228, 'Ray''s sombrero.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15229, 'Doing a dig-down.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15230, 'Mark Nutt.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15231, 'AHWU.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15232, 'Throwing shit at the AHWU announcer.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15233, 'Red vs. Blue.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15234, 'Geoff''s cancer-curing laugh.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15235, 'The Tower of Pimps.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15236, 'The Frienderman.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15237, 'Beating a man to death with his own skull.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15238, 'Fighting to the death on pigback.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15239, 'RWBY.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15240, 'RT Shorts.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15241, 'RT Animated Adventures.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15242, 'Mega64.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15243, 'Immersion.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15244, 'Reaching a billion total views on YouTube.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15245, 'Doing a double barrel roll and immediately running someone over.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15246, 'A Ray-Cam masturbation moment.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15247, 'Tackling Gavin to stop him from winning.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15248, 'Losing an hour''s worth of footage to a brief blackout.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15249, 'Fails of the Weak.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15250, 'Achievement HORSE.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15251, 'Trials PIG.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15252, 'Slapping the controller out of a competitor''s hands.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15253, 'Cockbites.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15254, 'Achievement City.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15255, 'Two bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoop-dee-fuckin''-doo.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15256, 'Blood Gulch.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15257, 'Parkour.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15258, 'Faffy Waffle.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15259, 'Something that is top.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15260, 'A plan that involves Grif dying.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (4946, 'Drunkenly texting an ex.', 'MrMan');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15261, 'Using CPR to treat a bullet wound to the head.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15262, 'Front flip for style!', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15263, 'Trying to eat a five-pound gummy bear in one sitting.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15264, 'RTX.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15265, 'Randy Newman.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15266, 'Slenderman.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15267, 'The R&R Connection.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15268, 'The Internet Box.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15269, 'Performing surgery in space.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15270, 'Jack''s dick.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15271, 'The Crev.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15272, 'Team Nice Dynamite.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15273, 'Team Lads.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15274, 'Team Gents.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15275, 'Plan G.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15276, 'Team Neighborhood Watch.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15277, 'Ray winning.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15278, 'Edgar the cow.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15279, 'Gavin''s Trophy Room of Victory.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15280, 'Jack''s beard.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15281, 'Being trapped in a dog cage.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15282, 'Geoff''s hobo beard.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15283, 'Killing Gavin.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15284, 'Discovering your long-lost Creeper parents.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15285, 'A megalomaniac with a beard.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15286, 'Ray''s douche-cut.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15287, 'The adventures of Batman and Randy Newman.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15288, 'Because they''d like it.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15289, 'Knobs.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15290, 'Gubbins.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15291, 'Meatspin.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15292, 'Flynt Coal.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15293, 'Tupperware.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15294, 'A miniature Tower of Pimps.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15295, 'Giving up and building a house.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15296, 'Gavin''s dick.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15297, 'Wearing your headphones backwards during a podcast week after week.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15298, 'Flicking the bean.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15299, 'Getting minged up your quelch.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15300, 'Grand Theft Auto IV.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15301, 'Ray''s wet sponge.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15302, 'Bankrupting your company over a crane game.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15303, 'A bag of dicks.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15304, 'ENDERMAN!!!', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15305, 'Lightish red.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15306, 'In denial.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15307, 'Enwrong.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15308, 'Papa BrownMan.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15309, 'Caleb''s house.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15310, 'Evil Ryan.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15311, 'Randy Savage.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15312, 'RT Confessions.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15313, 'Two dumb cunts.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15314, 'Smegpot.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15315, 'Guffpap.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15316, 'Launching dump trucks off an unfinished bridge.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15317, 'Because bitches ain''t shit.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15318, 'Gavino.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15319, 'Monoray.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15320, 'Montages no one will watch.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15321, 'A gay cave. A gayve.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15322, 'A squid orgy.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15323, 'Getting boned.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15324, '300,000 Gamerscore.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15325, 'Team Magnum Dong.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15326, 'Lindsay Tuggey.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15327, 'Barbara Dunkelman.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15328, 'Mavin slash fiction.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15329, 'Caleb Denecour.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15330, 'Monty Oum.', 'RT');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15331, 'The league of being a big faggot.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15332, 'GaLm''s sunglasses.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15333, 'The Card Czar.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15334, 'Inside Shrek''s asshole.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15335, 'Solving a rubiks cube with your bare nipples.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15336, 'A canoe with enough room for Phil.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15337, 'The Black Seed.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15338, 'That video of EatMyDiction1 twerking.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15339, 'The Sips Co. Dirt Factory.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15340, 'DarkSydePhil playing Dark Souls.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15341, 'Hitler''s Train!', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15342, 'That time when Machinima played actual machinima videos.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15343, 'Bajan Canadian''s fridge.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15344, 'Seananners'' dolphin laugh.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15345, 'Chilledchaos'' homosexual tendencies.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15346, 'Bolshevik the wolf.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15347, 'Diction watching a burly outdoorsman skin a bear while eating honey and crying.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15348, 'The Tom Shark.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15349, '#TysLeftFoot', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15350, 'Seananners joyously dropping "presents" on the African minority in GTA.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15351, 'Jah be dwarfin'' it up!', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15352, 'Tom drunk off his ass.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15353, 'Getting anally violated by a silverback gorilla.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15354, 'A Big ''Ol Bowl of Fruit!', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15355, 'An LP Smarty finished.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15356, 'BEARS!', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15357, 'The Blue Yeti microphone.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15358, 'A Machinima contract.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15359, 'Criken''s Fun House.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15360, 'A smart joke.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15361, 'One of Chuggaconroy''s awful puns.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15362, 'The Great Youtube Unsubbing of 2012.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15363, 'A robot bird.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15364, 'Time to cancel Smash Fighter.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15365, 'Smash Fighter.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15366, 'Totalbiscuit and Angry Joe frolicking in a meadow.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15367, 'Chilled and Smarty''s wedding.', 'DAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100240, 'A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer.', 'BOX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100245, 'A box-shaped man.', 'BOX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100246, 'A man-shaped box.', 'BOX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100249, 'An alternate universe in which boxes store things inside of people.', 'BOX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100252, 'Two midgets shitting into a box.', 'BOX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100253, 'A falcon with a box on its head.', 'BOX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100254, 'Being a motherfucking box.', 'BOX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100259, 'Achieving the manual dexterity and tactical brilliance of a 12-year-old Korean boy. (6/44)', 'PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100260, 'Being an attractive elf trapped in an unattractive human''s body. (9/44)', 'PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100261, 'Filling every pouch of a UtiliKilt&trade; with pizza. (12/44)', 'PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100262, 'Bowser''s aching heart. (13/44)', 'PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100264, 'Turn-of-the-century sky racists. (24/44)', 'PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100269, 'The gravity gun.<span class="cardnum">2 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100273, 'Achieving the manual dexterity and tactical brilliance of a 12-year-old Korean boy.<span class="cardnum">6 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100274, 'Rolling a D20 to save a failing marriage.<span class="cardnum">7 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1258, 'A cutie mark.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1408, 'Octavia.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1409, 'The Moon.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1410, 'Orphaned foals.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1411, 'Pants.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1412, 'The Great and Powerful Trixie Lulamoon.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1413, 'The Grand Galloping Gala.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1414, 'Pegasus wing deformities.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1415, 'The Friendship Express.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1416, 'Pinkamena Diane Pie.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1417, 'The Chocolate Mousse Moose.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1418, 'The Cakes.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1419, 'Pinkamena''s hacksaw.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1420, 'That squee noise.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1421, 'That Lyra plushie.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1422, 'Sweetie Bot.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1423, 'Sweetie Belle''s virgin marshmallow pussy.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1424, 'Sweetie Belle.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1425, 'Pinkie Pie in full latex.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1426, 'Surprise.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1427, 'Stretching those glutes.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1428, 'Pinkie Pie.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1429, 'Steven Magnets.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1430, 'Plot.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1431, 'Spike''s understanding of biology.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1432, 'Speaking Fancy.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1433, 'Poison Joke.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1434, 'Socks.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1435, 'Ponies wearing clothes.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1436, 'Sloppy clop.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1437, 'Shipping.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1439, 'Shaking Dat Plot.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1440, 'Secretly being a changeling all along.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1441, 'Ponies.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1442, 'Scootabuse.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1443, 'Pony racism.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1444, 'Scoot, Scoot-A-Loo.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1445, 'Pony-Griffon marriage.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1446, 'Rarity.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1447, 'Rainbow Dash.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1448, 'Rainbow Crash.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1449, 'Ponychan.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1450, 'Raging wingboners.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1451, 'Queen Chrysalis.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1452, 'Princess Molestia.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1453, 'Princess Celestia.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1454, 'Princess Mi Amore Cadenza.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1455, 'Princess Luna.', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (1438, 'Ponies with fricken'' laser beams attached to their heads!', 'CAE');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3059, 'Lara Croft.', 'NL');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100280, 'Bowser''s aching heart.<span class="cardnum">13 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (3768, 'Scotsmen marrying their sheep.', 'RS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100279, 'Filling every pouch of a UtiliKilt&trade; with pizza.<span class="cardnum">12 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100313, 'Quiznos.', 'SG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100271, '70,000 gamers sweating and farting inside an airtight steel dome.<span class="cardnum">4 / 44</span>', '13PAX');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100314, 'A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100315, 'A sex goblin with a carnival penis.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100316, 'Lots and lots of abortions.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100317, 'Injecting speed into one arm and horse tranquilizer into the other.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100318, 'Sharks with legs.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100319, 'A sex comet from Neptune that plunges the Earth into eternal sexiness.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100320, 'How awesome I am.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100321, 'Smoking crack, for instance.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100322, 'A dance move that''s just sex.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100323, 'A hopeless amount of spiders.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100324, 'Drinking responsibly.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100325, 'Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100326, 'Bouncing up and down.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100327, 'A shiny rock that proves I love you.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100328, 'Crazy opium eyes.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100329, 'Moderate-to-severe joint pain.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100330, 'Finally finishing off the Indians.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100331, 'Actual mutants with medical conditions and no superpowers.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100332, 'The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100333, 'Neil Diamond''s Greatest Hits.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100334, 'No clothes on, penis in vagina.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100335, 'Whispering all sexy.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100336, 'A horse with no legs.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100337, 'Depression.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100338, 'Almost giving money to a homeless person.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100339, 'Interspecies marriage.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100340, 'Blackula.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100341, 'What Jesus would do.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100342, 'A manhole.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100343, 'My dad''s dumb fucking face.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100344, 'A Ugandan warlord.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100345, 'My worthless son.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100346, 'A Native American who solves crimes by going into the spirit world.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100347, 'A kiss on the lips.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100348, 'A fart.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100349, 'The peaceful and nonthreatening rise of China.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100355, 'The size of my penis.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100359, 'Jizz.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100361, '10 Incredible Facts About the Anus.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100362, 'The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100363, 'Sugar madness.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100364, 'Calculating every mannerism so as not to suggest homosexuality.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100365, 'Fucking a corpse back to life.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100369, 'The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100350, 'Snorting coke off a clown''s boner.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100351, 'Three consecutive seconds of happiness.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100352, 'Falling into the toilet.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100353, 'Ass to mouth.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100354, 'Some sort of Asian.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100356, 'The safe word.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100357, 'Party Mexicans.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100358, 'Ambiguous sarcasm.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100375, 'Prince Ali,<br/>fabulous he,<br/>Ali Ababwa.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100378, 'My sex dungeon.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100379, 'Child Protective Services.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100360, 'An interracial handshake.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100366, 'All the single ladies.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100367, 'Whatever a McRib&reg; is made of.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100368, 'Africa.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100370, 'Khakis.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100371, 'A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100372, 'Stuff a child''s face with Fun Dip&reg; until he starts having fun.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100373, 'A for-real lizard that spits blood from its eyes.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100374, 'The tiniest shred of evidence that God is real.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100376, 'Dem titties.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100377, 'Exploding pigeons.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100380, 'Doo-doo.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100381, 'Sports.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100382, 'Unquestioning obedience.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100383, 'Grammar nazis who are also regular Nazis.', 'X4');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100414, 'Being banned from /r/pyongyang.', 'SG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100416, 'The lost city of Atlantis.', 'SG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100417, 'Giving money and personal information to strangers on the Internet.', 'HBS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100418, 'A magical tablet containing a world of unlimited pornography.', 'HBS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100419, 'These low, low prices!', 'HBS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100420, 'Piece of shit Christmas cards with no money in them.', 'HBS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100423, 'Moses gargling Jesus''s balls while Shiva and the Buddha penetrate his divine hand holes.', 'HBS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100424, 'The Hawaiian goddess Kapo and her flying detachable vagina.', 'HBS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100425, 'The shittier, Jewish version of Christmas.', 'HBS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100428, 'Making up for 10 years of shitty parenting with a PlayStation.', 'HBS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100429, 'Swapping bodies with mom for a day.', 'HBS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100430, 'Slicing a ham in icy silence.', 'HBS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100431, 'Finding out that Santa isn''t real.', 'HBS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100433, 'Rudolph''s bright red balls.', 'HBS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100434, 'The Grinch''s musty, cum-stained pelt.', 'HBS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100435, 'Breeding elves for their priceless semen.', 'HBS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100436, 'Jizzing into Santa''s beard.', 'HBS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100438, 'A simultaneous nightmare and wet dream starring Sigourney Weaver.', 'HBS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100439, 'Being blind and deaf and having no limbs.', 'HBS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100440, 'People with cake in their mouths talking about how good cake is.', 'HBS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15549, 'Ewoks.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15550, 'OP Delivers.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15551, '#SOCKS.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15552, 'Oh look! A cat!', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15553, 'I am not a clever man.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15554, 'Banana.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15555, 'Read me 10 for all coffee.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15556, 'Juan.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15557, 'Sir Patrick Stewart.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15558, 'Troy and Abed.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15559, 'MOON MOON.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15560, 'Nathan Fillion.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15561, 'Felica Day.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15562, '9.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15563, '10.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15564, '11.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15565, 'BOOM! Pregnant.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15566, 'Tesla.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15567, 'Jon Snow.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15568, 'Ass.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15569, 'Theon Greyjoy’s dismembered member.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15570, 'Not since the accident.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15571, 'Lechuga.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15572, 'Edward Macaroni Fork.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15573, 'Imgurgiraffe.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15574, 'ANUSTART.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15575, 'This was a grave mistake.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15576, 'BAZINGA!', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15577, 'Cousin Maeby.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15578, 'STEVE HOLT.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15579, 'Nevernudes.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15580, 'Tard.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15581, 'Potato. ', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15582, 'Bacon.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15583, 'Erotic fiction featuring Snape and Hermione.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15584, 'Sonic Screwdriver. ', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15585, 'Chak´s homemade maple bacon jam.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15586, 'Moisturize me.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15587, 'Mummy.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15588, 'Expelliarmus!', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15589, 'Hagrid.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15590, 'Buckbeak.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15591, 'Luke Skywalker making out with his sister, Leia.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15592, 'NobodySaysThis.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15593, 'Nargles.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15594, 'Annie´s boobs.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15595, 'An overpriced cup of coffee.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15596, 'Demonstrating how to properly put on a condom using a cucumber as substitute for a penis.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15597, 'Katie the Cock Cozy.', 'Imgur');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15598, 'Going Super Saiyan.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15599, 'Going Super Saiyan during orgasm.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15600, 'Going Super Saiyan while taking a massive dump.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15601, 'Angry naked people.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15602, 'Literally spanking a monkey.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15603, 'My daikon.', 'ANX1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15604, 'Alicorn OCs.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15605, 'An End of Ponies update.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15606, 'Another ball-greasing 502 error, for fuck''s sake! Goddamnit!', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15607, 'Assholes who hate foalcon.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15608, 'Big Macintosh''s gaping, sloppy-wet boycunt.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15609, 'Blackjack.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15610, 'Bronies.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15611, 'Chuckward, before he was banned.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15612, 'Cola''s ass.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15613, 'Columbine. Dear fucking Celestia, Columbine.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15614, 'Crotchtits.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15615, 'darf.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15616, 'darf''s corpse, Faust rest his soul.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15617, 'Dollhouse.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15618, 'Eakin.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15619, 'Equestria Daily.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15620, 'Fallout: Equestria: Project Horizons.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15621, 'Fallout: Equestria.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15622, 'FelixDawn.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15623, 'Fillyfooler.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15624, 'Foalcon.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15625, 'Fucking 502 errors.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15626, 'Fucking Anthro.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15627, 'Goddamned crossover fics.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15628, 'Goddamned unnecessary futa.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15629, 'Horsedick.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15630, 'Humancunt.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15631, 'Humanized.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15632, 'IJAB.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15633, 'Kaidan.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15634, 'knighty.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15635, 'knighty''s dribbling dick.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15636, 'Lacinias.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15637, 'Littlepip.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15638, 'Mares with dicks.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15639, 'Meeester', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15640, 'Mods.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15641, 'More 502 errors, christ.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15642, 'My Little Dashie, even though it''s a piece of shit.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15643, 'NSFW blogposts filled with guro and incest.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15644, 'Nyx, the ultimate Mary Sue.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15645, 'Obselescence.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15646, 'On A Cross And An Arrow.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15647, 'para''s sweaty nutsack.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15648, 'parasprite.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15649, 'Ponycunt.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15650, 'RainbowBob.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15651, 'RBDash47''s latest blog post.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15652, 'Regidar, again, the little shit.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15653, 'Regidar.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15654, 'Riffing.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15655, 'Rule 63.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15656, 'Sethisto.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15657, 'Short Skirts and Explosions.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15658, 'Sick freaks who love foalcon.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15659, 'Skeeter The Lurker.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15660, 'Stallions with cunts.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15661, 'That jackass Aegis Shield.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15662, 'That jackass Silent Bob.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15663, 'The Conversion Bureau.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15664, 'The Featured Box.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15665, 'The Great NSFW Purge Of 2013.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15666, 'The Mature Featured Box.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15667, 'The Noble Jury.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15668, 'The Pony Fiction Vault, before it fucked off into the sunset.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15669, 'The Train Wreck Explorers.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15670, 'The Writer''s Group.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15671, 'Those doucheslurping Adsense assholes.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15672, 'Twilacorn Autism.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15673, 'Twilacorn.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15674, 'Twilight Sparkle, the ultimate Mary Sue.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15675, 'Twilight Sparkle''s massive, throbbing princesshood.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15676, 'Twilight''s Library', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15677, 'Wanderer D.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15678, 'Xenophilia.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15679, 'Your bullshit OTP.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (15680, 'Your shitty OC.', 'FiM1');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16718, 'Spess mehrines', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16719, 'Paladin', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16720, 'Rogue', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16721, 'Blackguard', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16722, '¡MAGOOOOOOOOOOOS DEL TIEMPOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16723, 'Lich', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16724, 'A Mastercraft Greatsword', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16725, 'A Bag of Holding full of Portable Holes', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16726, 'Explosive Runes', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16727, 'Wizard', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16728, 'Pelor', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16729, 'Lady of Pain', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16730, 'Spelljammer', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16731, 'Druidic Mysteries', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16732, 'The MacGuffin', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16733, 'My Magical Realm', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16734, 'A Literal White Knight', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16735, 'A Literal Black Knight', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16736, 'A Big, Black Knight', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16737, 'A Bigger, Blacker Knight', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16738, 'The Biggest, Blackest Knight', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16739, 'Brogan', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16740, 'stat me', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16741, '/co/', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16742, '/d/', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16743, '/x/', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16744, 'The whizzard', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16745, 'Mary Sue', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16746, 'Crazy Hassan', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16747, '&gt;BLAM', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16748, 'Gork and Mork', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16749, 'Hour long quest adventures over Omegle', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16750, 'Skip the bullshit and go straight to banging', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16751, 'Anthropomorphism in 40K', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16752, 'Surf ninjas', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16753, 'Being a motherfucking sorcerer', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16754, 'Fa/tg/uy', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16755, 'A diaper of holding flamethrower', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16756, 'Peasant railguns', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16757, 'Sexbots', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16758, 'Chaotic randumb', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16759, 'That guy', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16760, 'Laughing Eldar', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16761, 'Your FLGS', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16762, 'Roll-play', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16763, 'Goddamn magpies', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16764, 'Diplomacy', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16765, 'Metal Boxes', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16766, 'That DM', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16767, 'LIIVI', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16768, 'Lofn', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16769, 'NONE PURER!!!', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16770, 'Haters gonna hate', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16771, 'THIN YOUR PAINTS', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16772, 'An Imperial titan', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16773, 'GMPC', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16774, 'Elf vaginas', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16775, 'Subtle pigmen', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16776, 'Falling Rocks', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16777, 'Attacking the darkness', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16778, 'The emprah', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16779, 'Blood for the blood god', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16780, 'Thick and luxurious neckbeards', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16781, 'KUUUUUUUBOOOOOOOOO!', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16782, 'AC Guy''s luck', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16783, 'Canon fanfiction', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16784, 'Rolling straight 1s', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16785, 'Sexy, barely-legal Thri-kreen', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16786, 'Overpowered katanas', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16787, 'Getting ''Squatted''', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16788, 'Fucking kender', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16789, 'TIIIIIMMMME WIIIIZZZZAAAAARRRDDDDs!', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16790, '-4 str', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16791, 'Lenore', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16792, 'Dorfs', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16793, 'THAC0', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16794, 'Your Spiritual Liege, Matt Ward', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16795, 'Skub', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16796, 'Vectron, his name be praised.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16797, 'Vectron''s kindly claw.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16798, 'Doomrider and his cocaine', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16799, 'The GM''s girlfriend', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16800, 'A first edition copy of FATAL', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16801, 'A vagina full of spiders', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16802, 'A bear in a disguise', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16803, 'DC 80 Escape Artist check', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16804, 'DRAGON DILDOS', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16805, 'Decanter of endless water rocket', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16806, 'Necronomicon', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16807, 'Joshua-the embodiment of male self loathing', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16808, 'd4 caltrops', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16809, 'An army made of sprues', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16810, 'Meatbread', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16811, 'Xeno scum', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16812, 'Muckin'' about', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16813, 'Enuff Dakka', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16814, 'Deep Rot', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16815, 'Caster Edition Fanboys.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16816, 'Monte Cooke''s rancid fursuit.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16817, 'Kickstarting a /tg/ homebrew only to have it turn out to be shit.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16818, 'Waiting for Time Wizards!', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16819, 'Covering yourself in mountain dew and rolling around the FLGS bathroom.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16820, 'A magical piss forest.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16821, 'Asking to play a pony in a Game of Thrones rpg.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16822, 'Half-fae catboys.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16823, 'SAN loss.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16824, 'Dakkon Motherfucking Blackblade', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16825, 'Mark Rosewater', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16826, 'Chimney Imp', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16827, 'Storm Crow', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16828, 'Big Blue Boy', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16829, 'Fisk Malks', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16830, 'Madolche?', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16831, 'Filthy Casual', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16832, 'If only Tom Bombadil gave a fuck.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16833, 'Gratuitous Babe Art', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16834, 'Failing your Privilege Check and taking full damage from the Tumblrdragon''s breath weapon', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16835, 'People who don''t understand THAC0.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16836, 'People who use THAC0.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16837, 'Declaring a TIME MOMENT when the TM is about to say something important.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16838, 'Coasters', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16839, 'Moot', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16840, 'Saying goodbye to Exodia.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16841, 'A railroad with no end.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16842, 'Edition wars.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16843, 'Riding the Jund train at full throttle.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16844, 'Metagaming.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16845, 'Playing for the story.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16846, 'Glorified games of pretend.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16847, 'Frost Giants', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16848, 'A robotic ninja catgirl maid', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16849, 'Please do not take the items.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16850, 'Kord', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16851, 'Queen of Blades', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16852, 'Boxcars', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16853, 'A Natural 20', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16854, 'Hypercube', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16855, 'A falling Paladin', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16856, 'Children''s Card Games', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16857, 'Cardgames on motorcycles.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16858, 'Mise.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16859, 'Crawdaddy.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16860, 'Jace:the Wallet Sculptor.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16861, 'Grim dark darkness that''s grim.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16862, 'Virgin Spike.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16863, 'Choo choo, motherfucker.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16864, 'Squats.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16865, 'Sabbat Warhero', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16866, 'Shitting all over the DM''s plans.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16867, 'Chaos Spawn.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16868, 'Satanic rituals and human sacrifice.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16869, 'Suggesting GURPS. No matter what.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16870, 'Old Man Henderson.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16871, 'Monstergirls.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16872, 'Grognard', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16873, 'Scary Spooky Skeletons', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16874, 'No sense of right and wrong', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16875, 'Goblins', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16876, 'Kharne', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16877, 'Eldrad', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16878, 'Sister of Battle lesbian hebephilia', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16879, 'FATE', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16880, 'Bad at Magic', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16881, 'Time Cube chess', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16882, 'Noh', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16883, 'Tankred Endures', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16884, 'FOR THE EMPRAH', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16885, 'CREEEEEEEEEEED!', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16886, 'Shitposting', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16887, 'A Kobold princess', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16888, 'Kebab', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16889, 'Los Tiburon', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16890, 'CLANG!', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16891, 'Commissar Fuklaw', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16892, 'F.A.T.A.L.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16893, 'Female Space Marines', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16894, 'An orc guarding a chest in a 10x10 room', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16895, 'Captcha', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16896, 'Ruby and Tom', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16897, 'Pun-Pun', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16898, 'I CAST FIST!', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16899, 'Cultist-Chan', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16900, '100-ton Atlas-class Mech', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16901, 'Ciaphas Cain', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16902, 'Oinkbane The Wereboar Assassin', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16903, 'orkupy waaaghstreet', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16904, 'Bard dad', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16905, 'Warhammer 40k', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16906, 'Warhammer Fantasy', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16907, 'Bloodbowl', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16908, 'Games Workshop', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16909, 'Dungeons and Dragons', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16910, 'Pathfinder', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16911, 'Magic: the Gathering', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16912, 'Engine Heart', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16913, 'Yu-Gi-Oh', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16914, 'Pokémon TCG', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16915, 'Pokemon: Tabletop Adventures', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16916, 'Vampire: The Masquerade', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16917, 'Vampire LARP', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16918, 'Hungarian Larper', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16919, 'Esh-Esh', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16920, 'Dice Bags', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16921, 'Bitches for Thulsa Doom', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16922, 'Conan the Librarian', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16923, 'Conan the Libertarian', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16924, 'Show me Your Honor', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16925, 'Blood and Thunder!', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16926, 'Actually having an intelligent discussion about religion.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16927, 'Blood for the Blood God!', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16928, 'WAAAAAAAAAAGH!', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16929, 'Female DM', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16930, 'Buying GW paints and primer', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16931, 'Your Other Honor!', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16932, 'Kromgol', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16933, 'Tyrone the Monk', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16934, 'Mr. Fred Rogers, blessed be his name.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16935, 'The ship is all. The ship moves', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16936, 'Haggard', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16937, 'Living Saint Inquisitor Grendel', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16938, 'METAL BOXES', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16939, '100 Baneblades', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16940, 'Gav &amp; Bob', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16941, 'MR RAGE', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16942, 'Abaddon the Armless', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16943, 'Sigmar', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16944, 'Cthulhu himself', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16945, 'Nyarlathotep', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16946, 'The Great Race of Yith', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16947, 'Shub-Niggurath', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16948, 'Deep Ones', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16949, 'Yog-Sothoth', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16950, 'Azathoth', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16951, 'The King in Yellow', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16952, 'The Queen in Yellow', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16953, 'Saya no Uta', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16954, 'Haiyore Nyaruko-San', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16955, 'A boat', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16956, 'Faptau', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16957, 'Shlicktau', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16958, 'A shoggoth', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16959, 'Transformation Fetishists', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16960, 'Scat Fetish', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16961, 'Watersports Fetish', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16962, 'Blood Ravens', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16963, 'Ultramarines', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16964, 'DJ Phylactery', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16965, 'Muscle Wizard', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16966, 'Sir Bearington', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16967, '2 cat', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16968, 'Dr. Assmarbles', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16969, '/d/M', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16970, 'Macha''s stash of mon-keigh lewds.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16971, 'A Tactical Genius.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16972, 'Blast Templates.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16973, 'Decking from a room in a love hotel.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16974, 'Teacup Ride.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16975, 'WHERE IS FELIX RAMIREZ?', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16976, 'Teaching the newbie about THE SYSTEM.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16977, 'Dealing Meat Damage.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16978, 'America-san.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16979, 'Having a Spy Moment.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16980, 'Burning Fate Points to survive.', '/tg/');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18508, 'Tom Baker, in nothing but a scarf', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18509, 'Walking in on Jack Harkness doing your mom. And your dad.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18510, 'The buzzing noise the Sonic Screwdriver makes', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18511, 'Sharing a public restroom with a Weeping Angel', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18512, 'Just now realizing Torchwood is an anagram of Doctor Who', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18513, 'Fifty years of fanfic.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18514, 'Wanting to punch that teeny-bopper Whovian that''s butthurt the new Doctor isn''t in his twenties.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18515, 'The Doctor going back in time to solve a REAL problem: Twilight.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18516, 'A Doctor Who body pillow.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18517, 'The Silence', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18518, 'Drunkenly drawing tally marks on your face.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18519, 'A Rusty Cyberman', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18520, 'A shitty Doctor Who knock-knock joke.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18521, 'The Doctor having a chance encounter with a couple of 80s metalheads.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18522, 'Davros getting up on the wrong side of the bed.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18523, 'The Master, baiting the Doctor into a trap', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18524, 'A Vashta Nerada that just wants a hug.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18525, 'Wishing you could regenerate.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18526, 'Kidnapping a barely-legal woman to time travel with.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18527, 'The poor costume decisions that were the 1970s.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18528, 'Sixteen feet of scarf bondage.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18529, 'Getting so much plastic surgery you have to be framed and moisturized.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18530, 'Quitting this panel after one round because you are afraid of getting typecast.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18531, 'The Mary Jane Adventures.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18532, 'Fondling a Dalek''s slippery bits.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18533, 'Air from my lungs.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18534, 'Smoking 1,000 cigarettes, just so you can sound like a Dalek when you talk.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18535, 'Slipping her the ol'' plastic Mickey.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18536, 'Companion Porn.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18537, 'An acid rain shower on Skaro.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18538, 'A Sonic Screwdriver stuck on the vibrate setting.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18539, 'Pouting in a rain storm and having to take a wicked piss.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18540, 'The poor decision that is having a staring contest with a weeping angel.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18541, 'Sorry, this answer is only available in the fanfic version of Cards against Con.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18542, 'Plot holes so wide you could drive a truck through them.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18543, 'A blinged out TARDIS blasting dubstep when it is traveling.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18544, 'Rose Tyler''s teeth.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18545, 'The Master singing Bad Case of Loving You.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18546, 'K-9 humping your leg.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18547, 'A bigger, bluer TARDIS.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18548, 'Steven Moffatt taking a big old dump in your Cheerios.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18549, 'Robot Anne Robinson.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18550, 'A fez caked with semen.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18551, 'A GUITARDIS', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18552, 'The Celestial Toymaker''s plaything.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18553, 'Captain Jack Harkness.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18554, 'Your dyslexic friend that wants you to come watch a marathon of Doctor How.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18555, 'Fapping to Billie Piper portraying a callgirl.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18556, 'A furry writing BAD WOLF everywhere.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18557, 'Being used as a plot device by Steven Moffat.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18558, 'A Costco-sized bag of Jelly Babies.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18559, 'A global simulcast that forces Whovians to see the sunlight for the first time in ages.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18560, 'THE END OF TIME ITSELF!', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18561, 'Finding Autons oddly attractive.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18562, 'The fuck machine dungeon of the Cybermen.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18563, 'Glenn Beck convulsively puking as a brood of Daleks swarm in on him.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18564, 'River Song.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18565, 'Low-budget special effects.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18566, 'Eggs.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18567, 'Dalek porn.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18568, 'Taking a Doctor Poo.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18569, 'The big banana in your pocket.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18570, 'Opening the door of the TARDIS and leaving a deuce in the time-space continuum.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18571, 'David Tennant.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18572, 'Matt Smith.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18573, 'Christopher Eccleston.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18574, 'Siltheen farts.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18575, 'A kid in a gas mask asking if you are his mummy.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17075, 'Anthrocon.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17076, 'Uncle Kage.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17077, 'The furries.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17078, 'Furries on the Tyra Banks show.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17079, 'Midna and Wolf Link.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17080, 'Paying $3,500 for an oversized novelty fursuiter badge.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17081, '2, the Ranting Gryphon.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17082, 'Going on a diet for the sole reason of being able to fit in a fursuit.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17083, 'Waiting over a year for someone to finish your art commission.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17084, 'A used sock collection.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17085, 'A small creature being stuffed in a smelly boot.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17086, 'Being facesat by someone who is holding in a fart.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17087, 'Licking Cinnabon icing off of your partner''s dick.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17088, 'Being tied up and having a musky foot stuffed in your mouth.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17089, 'A Bad Dragon dildo.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17090, 'Being pinned to the wall and fucked in a shower.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17091, 'Trees made out of living tentacles.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17092, 'Tickling someone until they almost piss themself.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17093, 'Using a save state in a video game so you can fap to it later.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17094, 'Having every embarrassing kink of yours indulged at one time for a "shamegasm."', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17095, 'Getting fucked by the Red Robin.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17096, 'Horny, stupid livestock.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17097, 'A fat Russian Blue that pees on the carpet.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17098, 'Poking cats.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17099, 'Bending a Lucario over and using its dreadlocks as fuckhandles.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17100, 'Role reversal.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17101, 'Ray Sipe singing about how /v/ doesn''t like video games.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17102, 'A stripper so ugly people throw nickels at her.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17103, 'Lesbrarians.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17104, 'Umbreon.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17105, 'Masturbating at work.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17106, 'Rick Astley.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17107, 'Poor quality ParkerSteel.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17108, 'Vodka spiked with GHB.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17109, 'Chopping up someone''s parents and putting them into chili.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17110, 'Getting banned from Dave & Buster''s.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17111, 'Finding out your internet stalker''s doing 10-30 in federal prison.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17112, 'Gambling on a fart and losing.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17113, 'A woman with a double-wide stroller about to mow you down.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17114, 'A cat trying to stick its nose up your asshole.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17115, 'A Fleshlight full of thumb tacks.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17116, 'Stayin'' Alive.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17117, 'The Sexflesh Venereal Vinnie Suction Cup Diseased Dildo.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17118, 'That barrel in Carnival Night Zone at the supposed "dead end".', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17119, 'Whitney''s Miltank.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17120, 'Tourneyfags who turn off all items when playing Super Smash Bros.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17121, 'Being stalked by a paranoid schizophrenic on Reddit.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17122, 'Looking up where someone lives because they posted something you didn''t like on the internet.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17123, 'Chance Time.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17124, 'CryptoLocker.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17125, 'Colby 2012.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17126, 'Petty people.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17127, 'Paying $1,475 for a bath sponge.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17128, 'Giovanni''s head being suplexed through a floor.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17129, 'Plush animals that come to life long enough to drink all your rum.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17130, 'BLORF.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17131, 'Mewtwo''s reveal as a playable character in the next Super Smash Bros. title.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17132, 'The Baconator.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17133, 'A chinese buffet where everything is wrapped in bacon.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17134, 'A lifetime supply of Olive Garden breadsticks.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17135, 'The 52 oz. "Fizzinator" from Sheetz.', 'RPF');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18576, 'Fish fingering your custard.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18577, 'The hideousness that is Raxacoricofallapatorious.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18578, 'An Ood getting a starring role in a hentai.', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18579, 'The voice of one of the Cybermen has malfunctioned. Instead of saying DELETE!', 'DW');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18580, 'Godwin''s law.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18581, 'Nope! Chuck Testa.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18582, 'Pedo-bear.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18583, 'Honey badger.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18584, 'Linux.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18585, 'Unix.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18586, 'My ANUS is bleeding!', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18587, 'My spoon is too big.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18588, 'Badger badger badger badger badger...', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18589, 'Candy Mountain.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18590, 'Pewdiepie.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18591, 'Black Mesa.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18592, 'The Umbrella Corporation.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18593, 'Gordon Freeman.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18594, 'Head Crabs.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18595, 'GLaDOS''s cake recipe.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18596, 'An arrow to the knee.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18597, 'All your base.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18598, 'Wood for sheep.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18599, 'Wonder Woman''s invisible chopper', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18600, 'The Tick.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18601, 'SHAZAM!', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18602, 'Being tied up with Wonder Woman''s Magic Lasso.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18603, 'The Batmobile!', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18604, 'Outrunning The Flash!', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18605, 'Getting caught in Spiderman''s sticky, sticky... web.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18606, 'Getting caught between Green Lantern creating an anvil and Sinestro creating a hammer.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18607, 'Pissing in the suit', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18608, 'A REALLY cool cape and tights', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18609, 'Content.', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100454, 'The Hollaad Tonnel.', 'SG');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100460, '25 shitty jokes about House of Cards.', 'HOCAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18610, 'Good Ash', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18611, 'Evil Ash', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18612, 'My boomstick', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18613, 'S-Mart', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18614, 'The Necronomiconexmortis', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18615, 'We''re coming to get you, Barbara!', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18616, 'Groovy', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18617, 'A shrubbery!', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18618, 'The machine that goes "Ping!"', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18619, 'A herring!', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18620, 'The Holy Grail', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18621, 'Camelot', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18622, 'Morgan Freeman', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18623, 'Inconceivable!!', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18624, 'To the pain', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18625, 'Iocane powder', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18626, 'The Orgazmorator', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18627, 'Damn dirty ape', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18628, 'Cowboys from Hell', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18629, 'Festively plump', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18630, 'Ants in the Pants', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18631, 'Mecha-Streisand', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18632, 'Snookie', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18633, 'Honey Boo Boo', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18634, 'Like a boss!', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18635, 'Mutton Vindaloo Beast', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18636, 'Queeg 500', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18637, 'Talkie Toaster', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18638, 'Droid Rot', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18639, 'Athlete''s Hand', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18640, 'Anti-Matter Chopsticks', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18641, 'Groinal Exploder', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18642, 'Shiny!', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18643, 'River Tam', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18644, 'Browncoats', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18645, 'Getting raped to death by reavers', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18646, 'I''ll be in my bunk!', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18647, 'The Alliance', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18648, 'A bigger, blacker deck', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18649, 'The Necronomicon', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18650, 'Fruit flies', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18651, 'Fruit bat', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18652, 'Traumatic insemination', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18653, 'Bagpipes', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18654, 'The Metal!', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18655, 'All the ass in the world!', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18656, 'Prehensile nipples', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18657, 'No pants', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18658, 'Locusts', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18659, 'A tantrum', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18660, 'Fifi the dancing poodle', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18661, 'Wal-Mart', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18662, 'Rape culture', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18663, 'Cultural misappropriation', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18664, 'Soggy biscuit', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18665, 'A gang of bikers', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18666, 'Cake', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18667, 'Lice', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18668, 'The walk of shame', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18669, 'Rough trade', 'KHAOS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16981, 'A poisson distribution', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16982, 'An apple infused with tin', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16983, 'A ferret with wings strapped on', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16984, 'Taking a fourier transform of your cat', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16985, 'The red spiders', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16986, 'A malaria party', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16987, 'The square root of lov', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16988, 'Orion''s penis', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16989, 'The Bellman-Ford algorithm', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16990, 'Only knowing music from Guitar Hero', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16991, 'Feeding rocks to children', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16992, 'Poking small holes in noodle cups', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16993, 'Zeppelins', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16994, 'Mixing curse levels', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16995, 'Going out in a blaze of Dadaist glory', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16996, 'Answering casual questions in Iambic Pentameter', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16997, 'An inexorably advancing wall of ice', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16998, 'Raptor attacks', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (16999, 'Getting Jeremy Irons to do your dialogue', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17000, 'Sending strange things through the mail', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17001, 'The RJX-21 Laser Scope', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17002, 'Moral Relativity', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17003, 'Snakes on Every Plane!', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17004, 'A girl whose only mode of transportation is the M.C. Hammer slide', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17005, 'Clark Gable''s Tourette''s', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17006, 'Vanilla Ice', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17007, 'Computational Linguists', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17008, 'Cunnilingus', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17009, 'A Pong machine that''s self-aware', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17010, 'Centrifugal force', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17011, 'The elimination of all culture you don''t control', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17012, 'Embedded music on MySpace', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17013, 'The math of Velociraptors', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17014, 'The mathematics of cunnilungus', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17015, 'Electric Skateboards', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17016, 'Using ''They'' as a third-person singular gender-free pronoun', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17017, 'Pronouncing ''Blog'' as ''Blag''', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17018, 'Casual use of ''sudo''', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17019, 'A human-sized hamster ball', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17020, 'An embarrassing search history', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (17021, 'Commenting out what other people say', 'xkcd');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100461, 'An origami swan thatâs some kind of symbol?', 'HOCAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100465, 'The sensitive European photographer whoâs fucking my wife.', 'HOCAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100470, 'A much younger woman.', 'HOCAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100455, 'Congress''s flaccid penises withering away beneath their suit pants.', 'HBS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100462, 'A homoerotic subplot.', 'HOCAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18777, '"The" Hateboner.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18778, '(I glances.)', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18779, '(unsure).', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18780, 'Too rad to be cis.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18781, 'A ''shopped vendetta.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18782, 'A 5-page-long kink list.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18783, 'A bouquet of dicks.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18784, 'A creepy Corruption of Champions OC.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18785, 'A funny name for Benedict Cumberbatch.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18786, 'A genderswapped vampire AU Cloud Strife.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18787, 'A glopping noise.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18788, 'A misfire.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18789, 'A paid account full of nothing but terrible fanart icons.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18790, 'A penis approximately the size and shape of a Guinness can.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18791, 'A shitty urban fantasy OC.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18792, 'A spooky jamjar.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18793, 'A tag so boring it makes you want to delete all of your journals.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18794, 'A tragic Christmas hang-gliding accident.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18795, 'Accidental video posts.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18796, 'Alpha/Beta/Omega.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18797, 'Amatomnes.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18798, 'An awful fandom OC who''s married to the main character.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18799, 'Anonfailing.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18800, 'Another boring wank about f/f.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18801, 'Another fucking TFLN meme.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18802, 'App revisions.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18803, 'Ataraxion.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18804, 'Autistic gypsies.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18805, 'Baby penis.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18806, 'Bakerstreet.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18807, 'Begging for asspats.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18808, 'Being really passive-aggressive because you "don''t wanna hurt anyone''s feelings".', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18809, 'Being soulbonded to a Homestuck character.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18810, 'Broccoli trees.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18811, 'Butthurt.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18812, 'Calling long-distance to demand tags from your RP partner.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18813, 'Cape and Cowl.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18814, 'Changed.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18815, 'Chronic Lyme disease.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18816, 'Circlejerking.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18817, 'City of Ariel.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18818, 'Cloud being eaten by a chocobo.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18819, 'Cockhopping.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18820, 'Constructive criticism.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18821, 'Dangan Ronpa''s crazy fandom.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18822, 'Dean/Goku.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18823, 'Dear Mun.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18824, 'Discedo.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18825, 'Drama Drama Duck.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18826, 'Dropping the thread after two tags because it sucks.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18827, 'ECATS? CAT DESK? WE SCAT?', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18828, 'An incest ship.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18829, 'Entranceway.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18830, 'Everyone turning into ponies.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18831, 'Exit Void.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18832, 'Exsilium.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18833, 'FACT IT!', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18834, 'Fad fandoms.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18835, 'Falling in love with your RP partner.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18836, 'Feeling like the only one.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18837, 'Flouncing. The more dramatic, the better.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18838, 'Fucking that chicken.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18839, 'Generic white male actor PBs.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18840, 'Haven.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18841, 'Hellion.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18842, 'Hetalia''s annoying fandom.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18843, 'High Seas.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18844, 'Highlandering.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18845, 'Hitting the cervix with your dick.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18846, 'Holly Heights.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18847, 'Homestuck''s insane fandom.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18848, 'Icon elitism.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18849, 'Icons that aren''t 100x100.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18850, 'Kink shaming.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18851, 'Legbeards.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18852, 'Literally shaking and crying.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18853, 'lol so randumb!!!!111 XD', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18854, 'Lovingly describing your character''s throbbing cock.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18855, 'Luceti.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18856, 'Mpreg.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18857, 'Musedumping.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18858, 'Neckbeards.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18859, 'Needing to lei down.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18860, 'Not posting deets.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18861, 'Nymphomanic werewolf Rei Ayanami. On rollerskates.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18862, 'One-pixel borders.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18863, 'One-word replies.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18864, 'Paradisa.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18865, 'Passive-aggressive editing.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18866, 'Pigeon superpowers.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18867, 'Pillow queens.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18868, 'Only playing for ships.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18869, 'Polychromatic.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18870, 'Posting to Wankgate logged in.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18871, 'Pregnancy plots.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18872, 'Pretentious, illegible formatting.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18873, 'Queefing on someone''s dick.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18874, 'Rebutle.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18875, 'Renne.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18876, 'Replying to everyone on ATP because you''re just that desperate.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18877, 'Reserving a popular character and never apping.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18878, 'Roleplaying One Direction slash.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18879, 'Route 29.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18880, 'Roxanne Ritchie''s vagina.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18881, 'RPAnons.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18882, 'Ruby City.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18883, 'Rushing to dear_mun to post about the latest global tragedy in-character.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18884, 'St-stuttered t-typing.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18885, 'Obviously sameanoning.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18886, 'Sample prompts.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18887, 'Save The Earth.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18888, 'Scathing anonymous criticism.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18889, 'Scrambling to pass AC at the last minute.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18890, 'Shounen retards.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18891, 'Signal boosting an obvious hoax.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18892, 'Slacktivism.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18893, 'Social justice warriors.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18894, 'Sora and Emperor Palpatine in an awkward, skeezy relationship.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18895, 'Springing rape scenarios on people without asking.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18896, 'Stormy''s latest alias.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18897, 'Superwholockvengers.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18898, 'Surprise futa.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18899, 'Tag nirvana.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18900, 'Tentabulge headcanons.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18901, 'Terminal Tokyo.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18902, 'That Kronk.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18903, 'That Patchouli.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18904, 'The Box.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18905, 'The dominate one.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18906, 'The Love Hotel.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18907, 'The medium divide.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18908, 'The myriad of songs you associate with your OTP.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18909, 'The paid account fairy.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18910, 'The Royal Baby.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18911, 'The Salkia Island award.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18912, 'The whole game jumping on the villain before they have a chance to be villainous.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18913, 'TL;DR.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18914, 'TMI public plurks.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18915, 'Touhou lesbians nobody wants to play with.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18916, 'Tower of Animus.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18917, 'Tryhards.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18918, 'Tittybabies.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18919, 'Tumblrinas.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18920, 'Two lonely neckbeards playing out futa together because nobody else will.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18921, 'Two years'' worth of semen.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18922, 'tYPING LIKE THIS???????? oH MY GKFOODODD??????', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18923, 'Unironically using the word "kawaii".', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18924, 'Username elitism.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18925, 'Username squatting.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18926, 'Vatheon.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18927, 'Viewing anoncomms in flat-view like a heathen.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18928, 'Visualosities.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18929, 'Wank terriers.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18930, 'Wankgate.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18931, 'Wanking about games you aren''t in.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18932, 'Wanking about a private musebox.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18933, 'wgar.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18934, 'Whiteknighting.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18935, 'Whoremongers.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18936, 'Wrapping your hands around a penis and twisting in opposite directions.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18937, 'Yaoi.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18938, 'Zodion.', 'RP');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18939, 'Verka Serduchka.', 'ESC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18940, 'Cezar Ouatu, his opera falsetto voice, his lifting dress and his naked dancers.', 'ESC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18941, 'EUUUUUUPHOOOORIAAAA.', 'ESC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18942, 'Loreen''s hammertime dance.', 'ESC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18943, 'Ruslana''s vast array of animals she may or may not have slain with her bare hands.', 'ESC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18944, 'Alexander Rybak.', 'ESC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18945, 'Eldar Gasimov''s stone cold,, dead eyes.', 'ESC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18946, 'The Eurovision Song Contest.', 'ESC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18947, 'Loreen Talhaoui.', 'ESC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18948, 'Epic Sax Guy.', 'ESC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18949, 'Not being Jedward.', 'ESC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18950, 'Lena Meyer-Landrut.', 'ESC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18951, 'Helena Paparizou breathing a sigh of relief that she didn''t win during the economic crisis.', 'ESC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18952, 'Emmelie de Forest''s big doe-eyed look.', 'ESC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18953, 'ZELJKO YOU CHEAAAAAT.', 'ESC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18954, 'Lordi''s entire army of makeup artists.', 'ESC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18955, 'Malena Ernman''s massive arms.', 'ESC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18956, 'The shock and anger you feel when your neighbour doesn''t give you 12 points.', 'ESC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18957, 'Showing you the Maiden Tower 15 times.', 'ESC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18958, 'The ABBApocalypse.', 'ESC');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100456, 'The royal afterbirth.', 'HBS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100457, 'Having a strong opinion about Obamacare.', 'HBS');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100463, 'Forcing a handjob on a dying man. ', 'HOCAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100464, 'Ribs so good they transcend race and class.', 'HOCAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100466, 'Carbon monoxide poisoning. ', 'HOCAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100475, 'Punching a congressman in the face.', 'HOCAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100467, 'Discharging a firearm in a residential area.', 'HOCAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100472, 'Strangling a dog to make a point to the audience.', 'HOCAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100473, 'A childless marriage.', 'HOCAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100468, 'Getting eaten out while on the phone with Dad.', 'HOCAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100469, 'Making it look like a suicide.', 'HOCAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100471, 'An older man.', 'HOCAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (100474, 'My constituents.', 'HOCAH');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18168, '... . .-. . -. .. - -.—  (Serenity)', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18169, 'Rails with pails.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18170, '"Apple Juice."', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18171, 'The 7th Gate.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18172, 'Accidentally touching Gamze''s enormous codpiece.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18173, 'An acrobatic fucking pirouette.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18174, 'Alternian fine art.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18175, 'Alternian rainbow-drinker romance novels.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18176, 'Andrew Hussie.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18177, 'Andrew Hussie''s lips.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18178, 'The animes.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18179, 'Anonymous Soporifics Support.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18180, 'Apple Juice.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18181, 'Aradia Bot.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18182, 'Aradia Megido.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18183, 'Aradia''s charred, rotting corpse.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18184, 'Aranea Serket.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18185, 'Aranea''s exposition stand.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18186, 'Arguing over troll sexuality.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18187, 'ARquiusprite''s muscles.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18188, 'Arthour the lusus.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18189, 'AVATAR.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18190, 'Baby Dave.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18191, 'Bard Quest.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18192, 'Bec Noir.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18193, 'Becoming Tumblr famous.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18194, 'Being fuck deep in meowcats.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18195, 'Being in a relationship with a non-Homestuck.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18196, 'Being locked in a Prospitian prison.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18197, 'Being the other guy.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18198, 'BETTY FUCKING CROCKER.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18199, 'Binge reading every fanfiction for a pairing and then hating yourself a little bit.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18200, 'BL1ND JUST1C3.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18201, 'Blackrom orgies.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18202, 'Bro and Dave banging while Rose watches.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18203, 'Bro.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18204, 'Bro''s rapping ventriloquism act.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18205, 'Bro''s death.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18206, 'BUCKETS.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18207, 'A bull penis cane.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18208, 'Butler Island.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18209, 'C4NDY R3D BLOOD &gt;:]', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18210, 'Caledscratch.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18211, 'Caliborn.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18212, 'Caliginous speed dating.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18213, 'Calliope.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18214, 'Can Town.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18215, 'Cards Against Alternia.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18216, 'Carlos Maraka.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18217, 'Casey.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18218, 'Centaur milk.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18219, 'Charging down halls, shouting profanities and being silly.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18220, 'Cherub m-preg.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18221, 'Cherub mating rituals.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18222, 'Chest of WHIMSY.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18223, 'A chip in your heart that forces you to love.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18224, 'Cliched JohnKat fanfiction.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18225, 'Cod Palace.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18226, 'Cod Tier Gamzee.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18227, 'Communism!', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18228, 'The Condesce''s crotch.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18229, 'The Condesce''s selfies.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18230, 'Constantly breaking Hussie''s copyright.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18231, 'Cosplay sex.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18232, 'Cosplayers who do photo shoots in bondage (God bless them).', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18233, 'Cosplayers who don''t seal their paint.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18234, 'Crabdad.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18235, 'Creative uses for Aradia''s whip.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18236, 'Cronus Ampora.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18237, 'Dad Egbert/Dad Crocker.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18238, 'Dad''s pipe.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18239, 'Dad''s fedora.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18240, 'Damara Megido wearing white at her wedding.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18241, 'Damara Megido.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18242, 'Damara Megido''s existence.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18243, 'Dante Basco.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18244, 'Dating exclusively within the fandom.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18245, 'Dave Strider.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18246, 'Dave''s throbbing beef truncheon.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18247, 'A dead Ms. Paint.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18248, 'Destroying clocks.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18249, 'Developing a deep fear of the sound of clown horns after becoming a Homestuck.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18250, 'The Dildo of Oglogoth.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18251, 'Dirk Strider.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18252, 'Dirk''s self-insert MLP fan character.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18253, 'The Disciple.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18254, 'Discovering Sollux is red-blue colorblind.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18255, 'Doc Scratch.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18256, 'The Dolorosa.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18257, 'A dominant Kankri.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18258, 'Drawing pornography for Caliborn.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18259, 'The E%ecutor/Expatri8 Darkleer.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18260, 'Elf tears.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18261, 'Equius Zahhak.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18262, 'Equius''s choice ass.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18263, 'Equius''s copy of "Fifty Shades of Neigh."', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18264, 'Equius''s towel.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18265, 'Equius''s used towel pile.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18266, 'Eridan Ampora.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18267, 'Eridan crying after pailing Vriska for the first time.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18268, 'Eridan stripping to make rent.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18269, 'Eridan''s cape.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18270, 'Eridan''s empty quadrants.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18271, 'Eridan''s lowwer half.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18272, 'Eridan''s upper half.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18273, 'The Exiles.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18274, 'Fat Vriska.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18275, 'Faygo.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18276, 'Feferi Peixes.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18277, 'The Felt.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18278, 'Fiduspawn.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18279, 'Fifty fucking Nepetas.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18280, 'Filling all of your quadrants.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18281, 'Finding grey paint on your bathroom door three weeks after the last meetup.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18282, 'A five minute video of Cronus giving Kankri a blowjob.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18283, 'Flighty broads.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18284, 'Flipping the fuck out.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18285, 'Game Bro Magazine.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18286, 'Gamzee Makara.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18287, 'Gamzee''s clown horns.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18288, 'gAmZeE''S pOtIoNs: 420 bOoNbUcKs.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18289, 'Geromy.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18290, 'Gl''bgolyb. AKA Feferi''s fucking lusus.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18291, 'The glory that is BroJohn.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18292, 'Going to the bark side.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18293, 'The Grand Highblood.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18294, 'Grandpa Harley/Grandma English.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18295, 'The Great Hiatus of 2013.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18296, 'The green sun.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18297, 'Grimbark Jade.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18298, 'Groincobblers.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18299, 'Gross misinterpretations of your favorite character.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18300, 'The guy who fingered an Ampora.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18301, 'The Handmaid.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18302, 'Hateclown on the side.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18303, 'Having STRONG surprise buttsex.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18304, 'Hellmurder Island.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18305, 'The hemospectrum.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18306, 'Hemostuck.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18307, 'Her Imperious Condescenscion.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18308, 'Her Imperious Condescension''s royal butt-plug collection.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18309, 'The Hilarocaust.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18310, 'Homesmut Voices.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18311, 'The Homestuck drinking game (do a shot every time someone dies!)', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18312, 'Homestuck stealing all the fans from Hetalia and then subsequently watching all its fans leave for OFF and Danganronpa.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18313, 'Homestuck.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18314, 'Homosuck.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18315, 'HONK HONK, MOTHER FUCKER.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18316, 'Horsearoni.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18317, 'Horuss Zahhak.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18318, 'Hunk Rump Magazine.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18319, 'Hussie constantly breaking copyright and then telling his fans to not break his copyright.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18320, 'Hussie constantly breaking copyright.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18321, 'Hussie jacking it to our tears of anguish.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18322, 'The Insane Clown Posse.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18323, 'Jade Harley.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18324, 'Jade''s dog penis and knot.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18325, 'Jailbreak.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18326, 'Jake English.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18327, 'Jake English''s assless chaps.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18328, 'Jake English''s choice ass.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18329, 'Jake English''s manhood.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18330, 'Jane Crocker.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18331, 'John Egbert.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18332, 'John''s Prankster''s Gambit.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18333, 'Just KNOWING that Slick is going to stab Ms. Paint.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18334, 'Kanaya destroying Cantown.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18335, 'Kanaya Maryam.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18336, 'Kanaya''s ashen promiscuity.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18337, 'Kanaya''s chainsaw.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18338, 'Kankri Vantas.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18339, 'Karkat actually topping, for once.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18340, 'Karkat and Jade''s adorable little of mpreg puppies.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18341, 'Karkat dying of a burst blood vessel mid-rant.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18342, 'Karkat going through puberty before every other troll and being, like, nine feet tall.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18343, 'Karkat Tantrum Bingo.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18344, 'Karkat Vantas.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18345, 'Karkat''s ragegasm.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18346, 'Kawaii Yaoi.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18347, 'Kurloz Makara.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18348, 'Lame bucket jokes.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18349, 'Latula Pyrope.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18350, 'Laying back and thinking of Alternia.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18351, 'Leprechaun m-preg.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18352, 'Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection. MAIL.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18353, 'Lil'' Cal''s dead eyes.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18354, 'Lil'' Cal.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18355, 'Lil'' Cal''s raging boner.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18356, 'Lil'' Hal.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18357, 'Lil'' Seb.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18358, 'Little children who poop hard in their baby ass diapers.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18359, 'The little red arm-swingy-dealy thing or whatever it is called.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18360, 'Lord English.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18361, 'Lord English''s peg leg.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18362, 'Lucky Charms.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18363, 'Maid Equius.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18364, 'Maple Hoof.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18365, 'March Eridan.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18366, 'The Marquise Spinneret Mindfang.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18367, 'Masturbating while thinking of your OTP.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18368, 'Maxing out your credit cards to buy Homestuck merchandise.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18369, 'The Mayor.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18370, 'Meenah Piexes.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18371, 'The mere concept of the Olive Garden.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18372, 'Meulin Leijon.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18373, 'The Midnight Crew.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18374, 'Mierfa Durgas.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18375, 'Mierfa Durgas'' troll-horn nunchakus.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18376, 'A mighty wwizard of wwhite science.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18377, 'Mind honey.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18378, 'Mister Dude, Sir Brah, Dood Dude, Vitamin D, Dude Esquire.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18379, 'Mituna Captor.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18380, 'Mom.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18381, 'MS Paint Adventures.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18382, 'Murdering angels.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18383, 'Muscle beasts.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18384, 'My Little Hoofbeast: Moirailigence Is Magic.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18385, 'Nektan Whelan.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18386, 'Neophyte Redglare.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18387, 'Nepeta Leijon.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18388, 'Nepeta''s heat cycle.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18389, 'Nepeta''s shipping chart.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18390, 'Never being able to look at apple juice, milk, buckets, or knitting needles without feeling a little bit uncormfortable.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18391, 'Never dating a Serket.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18392, 'Nic Cage saying "boner."', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18393, 'A Nicolas Cage body pillow.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18394, 'Noping the fuck out of there.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18395, 'Not shipping it.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18396, 'Only cosplaying male characters when you get pregnant.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18397, 'The Orphaner Dualscar.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18398, 'Overtaking entire conventions.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18399, 'A painting of a horse attacking a football player.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18400, 'PantsKat.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18401, 'Paradox slime.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18402, 'Petstuck.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18403, 'PipeFan413.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18404, 'Plush Rump Magazine.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18405, 'Plush rump.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18406, 'Porrim Maryam.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18407, 'Porrim''s condom stash.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18408, 'Porrim''s motherly affections.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18409, 'Post-apocalyptic shroudwear.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18410, 'Problem Sleuth.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18411, 'The Psiionic.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18412, 'A rapist cuttlefish.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18413, 'Recuperacoon.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18414, 'The ridiculous fact that some people communicate without luminous rear ends.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18415, 'Rose and Kanaya snuggling.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18416, 'Rose Lalonde.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18417, 'Rose telling John she''s a lesbian and they will never be together.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18418, 'Rose''s review of "My Immortal."', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18419, 'Roxy Lalonde.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18420, 'Rufio.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18421, 'Rufioh Nitram.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18422, 'Sacred leggings.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18423, 'SBAHJ hentai doujinshi.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18424, 'Schrödinger''s Nepeta.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18425, 'SCIENCE WAND!', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18426, 'Seadweller dick fins.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18427, 'Shippers.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18428, 'Shipping it.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18429, 'The Shipping Olympics.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18430, 'Shipping the fuck out of something.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18431, 'Ships ending in -cest.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18432, 'Shitty swords.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18433, 'Shopping with Terezi.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18434, 'Sick fires.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18435, 'The significant purposes, biologically speaking, of troll nipples.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18436, 'Skipping to Act 5.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18437, 'The slammer.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18438, 'A slaughtered sperm whale.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18439, 'Sleeping ten people to a room at conventions.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18440, 'Sloppy inter-species makeouts.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18441, 'A smuppet in Dirk''s pants.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18442, 'Smuppets.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18443, 'Sobbing uncontrollably while reading fanfiction.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18444, 'Sollux Captor.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18445, 'Sollux''s bifurcated bone bulge.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18446, 'Sopor pies.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18447, 'SORD.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18448, 'Soul portraits.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18449, 'Species-swap fanfics.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18450, 'Spidermom.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18451, 'Staying up to three AM, cleaning the grey off every surface of your hotel room in a desperate bid to not get fined.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18452, 'Stealing Tavros''s wheelchair.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18453, 'A Strider sandwich.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18454, 'Stridercest.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18455, 'The Sufferer/The Signless.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18456, 'Sugoi Yuri.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18457, 'The Summoner.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18458, 'The sweat-drenched, rippling muscles of several truly majestically endowed hoofbeasts.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18459, 'sweet bro and hell jeff.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18460, 'TAB.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18461, 'Tavros Nitram.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18462, 'Tavros''s wheelchair.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18463, 'Telling Sollux what happens to male bees after sex.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18464, 'Tentabulges.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18465, 'Tentative thank-you stabs.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18466, 'Terezi Pyrope.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18467, 'That dead crow with the sword through it.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18468, 'That human vacation with the giant red chimney-ass-hole.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18469, 'That shitty apple.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18470, 'That wonderful feeling when you take off your binder.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18471, 'The "special attachments" we ALL know that Equius gave to AradiaBot.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18472, 'Toilet displacement.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18473, 'Topping from the bottom.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18474, 'Triggers.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18475, 'Troll blood.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18476, 'Troll horns.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18477, 'Troll Will Smith.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18478, 'Trolls misunderstanding what "Bucket List" means.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18479, 'Tumblr spoilers.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18480, 'Tumblr user Egberts.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18481, 'Tumblr user Pizza.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18482, 'Tumblr.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18483, 'Unreal air.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18484, 'UPD8!!!!!!!!', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18485, 'UPS delivery woman Nepeta.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18486, 'Viceroy Bubbles von Salamancer.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18487, 'Vodka Mutini.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18488, 'Vodka.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18489, 'Vriska dying after being stabbed by Terezi.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18490, 'Vriska Serket.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18491, 'Vriska''s SEXY sex tips for having SEXY SEX!', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18492, 'A VrisKan waffle.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18493, 'Warhammer of Zillyhoo.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18494, 'What pumpkin?', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18495, 'When your favorite character dies.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18496, 'where MAKING THIS HAPEN', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18497, 'Willingly filling buckets with Eridan.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18498, 'World building!', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18499, 'The Wrinklefucker.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18500, 'Your 300 pound matronly freight-train.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18501, 'Your lusus giving you "The Talk."', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18502, 'Your Mary Sue fantroll.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18503, 'Your privilege.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18504, 'Your significant other coming home and finding you in full grey cosplay.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18505, 'Beating the shit out of Terezi.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18506, 'Jake English standing there like a fucking idiot.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (18507, 'Falling into a pool of lava.', 'MSPA');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21780, 'Cygańska klštwa.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21781, 'Minuta ciszy.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21782, 'Gej party.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21783, 'Uczciwy gliniarz z niczym do stracenia.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21784, 'Głód.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21785, 'Bakteria żywišca się mięsem.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21786, 'Olewanie problemów trzeciego wiata.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21787, 'Sprone SMSy.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21788, 'Gwiazda porno.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21789, 'Mordowanie, palenie, gwałcenie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21790, '72 dziewice.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21791, 'Napad w bramie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21792, 'Paradoks podróży w czasie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21793, 'Złoty łańcuch.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21794, 'Konsultanci.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21795, 'Dług publiczny.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21796, 'Zrzucanie żyrandolu na przeciwniku i wjeżdzanie do góry po linie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21797, 'Jarosław kaczyński.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21798, 'Nagoć.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21799, 'Terapia hormonalna.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21800, 'Rozbierania się do naga i oglšdanie cartoon network.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21801, 'udawane współczucie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21802, 'Publiczne omieszanie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21803, 'Używanie wspólnej strzykawki.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21804, 'Baby z nosa.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21805, 'Cud porodu.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21806, 'Obowišzki małżeńskie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21807, 'Dezodorant AXE.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21808, 'Krew chrystusa.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21809, 'Przerażajšce wypadki podczas laserowego usuwania włosów.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21810, 'BATMAN!!!.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21811, 'Rolnictwo.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21812, 'Naturalna selekcja.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21813, 'Amatorskie aborcje.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21814, 'World of warcraft.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21815, 'Otyłoć.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21816, 'Homoerotyczna scena gry w siadkówkę .', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21817, 'Szczękocisk.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21818, 'Taniec godowy.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21819, 'Skręt jšdra.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21820, 'Hot-dogi za 1zł.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21821, 'Tede.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21822, 'Ser topiony.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21823, 'Ataki dinozaurów.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21824, 'cišganie koszulki.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21825, '"serek" z pod napletka.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21826, 'Alkocholizm.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21827, '40-latek na rolkach.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21828, 'Obżeranie się i wymiotowanie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21829, 'Olbrzymie lizaki.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21830, 'Wstręt do samego siebie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21831, 'Dzieci na smyczy.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21832, 'Żałosna gra wstępna.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21833, 'Biblia.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21834, 'Niemieckie porno w lochach.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21835, 'Palenie się.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21836, 'Nastoletne cišże.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21837, 'Zostawianie kłopotliwych wiadomoci na poczcie głosowej.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21838, 'Cios podbrudkowy.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21839, 'Pracownicy działu obsługi klijenta.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21840, 'Wzwód trwajšcy ponad 4 godziny.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21841, 'Moje genitalia.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21842, 'Podrywanie dziewczyny w klinice aborcyjnej.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21843, 'Nauka.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21844, 'Nieodwzajemniony sex oralny.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21845, 'Ptaki nieloty.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21846, 'Mocne sztachnięcie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21847, 'Tortury.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21848, 'Zbilansowane niadanie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21849, 'Faktyczne zabranie dziecku cukierka.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21850, 'Fundacja Polsat dzieciš.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21851, 'Potajemne drapanie się po tyłku.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21852, 'Pasywno-agresywne ogłoszenia.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21853, 'Chińska drużyna gimnastyczna.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21854, 'Popuszczenie w majtki.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21855, 'Zmazy nocne.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21856, 'Żydzi.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21857, 'Potężne uda.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21858, 'Puszczanie oczek do starszych ludzi.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21859, 'Delikatne pieszczoty wewnętrznej częci uda.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21860, 'Napięcie seksualne.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21861, 'Zakazany owoc.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21862, 'Szkieletor.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21863, 'Whiskas@.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21864, 'Bogactwo.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21865, 'Słodka zemsta.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21866, 'PiS.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21867, 'Anna mucha.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21868, 'Macanie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21869, 'Piloci kamikaze.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21870, 'Andzej grabowski.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21871, 'Propaganda homoseksualna.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21872, 'Ciężko pracujšcy cygan.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21873, 'Sokół z czapkš na głowie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21874, 'Ministranci.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21875, 'Bycie tak złym że aż Ci staje.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21876, 'Darmowe próbki.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21877, 'Wielkie halo o nic.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21878, 'Właciwe postępowanie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21879, 'Laktacja.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21880, 'Pokój na wiecie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21881, 'Robocop.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21882, 'Bezczelnoć.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21883, 'Justin bieber.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21884, 'Krasnoludki.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21885, 'Niestosowne jodłowanie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21886, 'Dojrzewanie płuciowe.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21887, 'Duchy.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21888, 'Niesymetryczne sztuczne piersi.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21889, 'Palcówka.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21890, 'Kuba wojewudzki zaczepiony mosznš o haczyk od zasłony.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21891, 'Mleko w tubce.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21892, 'Policyjna przemoc.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21893, 'Generał Wojciech Jaruzelski.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21894, 'Dzieci.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21895, 'Skalpowanie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21896, 'Smsowanie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21897, 'Dokładnie to czego się spodziewasz.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21898, 'To uczucie gdy wydaję Ci się, że to tylko beknięcie, a okazuje się że to rzyg.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21899, 'Leki na ADHD.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21900, 'Komurki macierzyste.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21901, 'Lobotomia szpikulcem do lodu.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21902, 'Borys Szyc.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21903, 'Opryszczka.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21904, 'Kaszaloty.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21905, 'Bezdomni.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21906, 'Petting.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21907, 'Kazirodztwo.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21908, 'Pac-man tryskajšcy spermš w amoku.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21909, 'Mim w trakcie zawału.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21910, 'Robert Burneika.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21911, 'Bóg.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21912, 'Złoty deszcz.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21913, 'Emocje.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21914, 'Oblizywanie rzeczy, oznaczyć je jako swoje .', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21915, 'Tyskie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21916, 'Łożysko.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21917, 'Spontaniczne samospalanie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21918, 'Przyjaciele z bonusem.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21919, 'Malowanie palcami.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21920, 'Zapach starych ludzi.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21921, 'Moje wewnętrzne demony.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21922, 'Gšbka pełna kocich sików.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21923, 'Juzef Piłsudski.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21924, 'Przytulanie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21925, 'Zielsko/jaranie/palenie/trawa/ganja.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21926, 'Walki kogutów.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21927, 'Strzelanie do swoich.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21928, 'Lech wałęsa.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21929, 'Rozczarowujšce przyjęcie urodzinowe.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21930, 'Finalista kangura.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21931, 'Kucyk.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21932, 'Olaf Lubaszenko.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21933, 'Wyrusznie w stronę zachodu słońca.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21934, 'Nagły zwrot akcji.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21935, 'Pedofile.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21936, 'Drożdże.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21937, 'Okradanie grobów.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21938, 'Katapulty.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21939, 'Biedni ludzie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21940, 'Moc Jedi.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21941, 'Paplanie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21942, 'Zdięcia piersi.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21943, 'Nelli Rokita.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21944, 'Amerykańscy gradiatorzy.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21945, 'Bycie naprawdę mocno spalonym.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21946, 'Scjentologia.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21947, 'Leczenie homoseksualizmu.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21948, 'Igraszki.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21949, 'Dwóch karłów srajšcych do wiadra.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21950, 'Ku Klux klan.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21951, 'Czyngis-chan.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21952, 'Metamfetamina.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21953, 'Poddaństwo.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21954, 'Nie rozmawianie z obcymi.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21955, 'Kariera aktorska Przemysława Salety.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21956, 'Hasanie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21957, 'Samosšd.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21958, 'Ocenzurowanie bukkake.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21959, 'Wieczny smutek.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21960, 'Rasizm.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21961, 'Rzut karłem.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21962, 'Bezchmurne niebo i wiecšce słońce.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21963, 'Małpa palšca cygara.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21964, 'Gwałtowna powód.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21965, 'Suche wymioty.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21966, 'Terorryci.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21967, 'Britney Spears w wieku 55 lat.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21968, 'Niastawienie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21969, 'Spontaniczne wyrwanie się do tańca i piewu.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21970, 'Tršd.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21971, 'Kolczyki do sutków.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21972, 'Serce dziecka.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21973, 'Szczeniaczki.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21974, 'Pobudka na parkingu będšc na wpół nagim.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21975, 'Pochwała Marii Czubaszek.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21976, 'To miejsce u mężczyzny mędzy jšdrami a odbytem.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21977, 'Aktywne słuchanie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21978, 'Czystki etmiczne.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21979, 'Parowóz tomek.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21980, 'Czekanie do lubu.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21981, 'Niewyobrazalna głupota.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21982, 'Euphoria Calvina Kleina.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21983, 'Przekazywanie dalej niechcianych prezentów.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21984, 'Autokalibalizm.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21985, 'Problemy z erekcjš.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21986, 'Moja kolekcja nowoczesnych gadżetów erotycznych.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21987, 'Papież.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21988, 'Biali ludzie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21989, 'Porno z mackami.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21990, 'Konwulsynje wymiotujšcy Kuba Wojewódzki podczas gdy chmara pajšków wylęga się w jego mózgu i eksploduje z kanalików łzowych.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21991, 'Za dużo żelu we włosach.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21992, 'Oszukiwanie na olimpiadzie specialnej.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21993, 'Charyzma.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21994, 'Tomasz Karolak.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21995, 'Tomasz Kot.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21996, 'Zespół Feel.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21997, 'Zerknięcie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21998, 'Sranie w tš i spowrotem w nieskończonoć.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (21999, 'Menstruacja.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22000, 'Dzieci z rakiem odbytu.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22001, 'lšsk.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22002, 'Naruszanie podctawowych praw człowieka.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22003, 'Gwałt na randce.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22004, 'Bycie bajecznie pięknym.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22005, 'Nekrofilia.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22006, 'Centaury.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22007, 'Adam Słodowy.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22008, 'Murzyni.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22009, 'Rycerskoć.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22010, 'Suki.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22011, 'Głęboko upoledzeni.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22012, 'Chwytajšce za serce sierotki.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22013, 'Peczenie odbytu.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22014, 'Kolejny, cholerny film z wampirami.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22015, 'Prawdzine znaczenie wišt.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22016, 'Ten pas na brzuch z tv mango.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22017, 'Rodzenie kamienia nerkowego.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22018, 'Wybielony odbyt.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22019, 'Cybernetyczne ulepszenia.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22020, 'Chłopacy którzy nie dzwoniš póniej do dziewczyn poznanych na imprezie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22021, 'Masturbacja.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22022, 'Pierdzenie pochwš.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22023, 'Ukrywanie wzwodu.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22024, 'Jadalna bielizna.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22025, 'Viagra@.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22026, 'Za goršca zupa.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22027, 'Machomet(chwała mu po wieczne czasy).', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22028, 'Seks niespodzianka!.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22029, 'Picie w samotnoci.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22030, 'Dziurawe ręce.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22031, 'Liczne rany kłute.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22032, 'Ubrudzenie się.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22033, 'Wykorzystanie dzieci.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22034, 'Koraliki analne.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22035, 'Ofiary wród cywili.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22036, 'Piotr Adamczyk.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22037, 'Konina.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22038, 'Naprawde fajny kapelusz.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22039, 'Zabłškany włos łonowy.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22040, 'Kochanie się w tyłek.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22041, 'Dokarmianie Magdy Gessler.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22042, 'Uczenie robota miłoci.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22043, 'Wpierdol.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22044, 'Młyn pełen trupów.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22045, 'Chocapic.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22046, 'Noszenie bielizny na lewš stronę by uniknšć prania.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22047, 'miercionony laser.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22048, 'Zamrażarka pełna organów.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22049, 'Amerykański sen.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22050, 'Mokry bšk.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22051, 'Martwe niemowlęta.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22052, 'Napletek.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22053, 'Solówka na saksofonie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22054, 'Niemcy.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22055, 'Płód.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22056, 'Janusz Korwin-Mikke.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22057, 'Amputacja.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22058, 'Status mojego zwišzku.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22059, 'Pszczoły?.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22060, 'Erotyczna wersja Harrego Pottera.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22061, 'Studia.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22062, 'Upijanie się płynem do spryskiwaczy.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22063, 'Nazici.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22064, 'Zazywanie krokodyla.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22065, 'Steven Hawking mówišcy wiństwa.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22066, 'Martwi rodzice.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22067, 'Przeciwstawne kciuki.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22068, 'Gadanie głupot.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22069, 'Piły łšńcuchowe zamiast ršk.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22070, 'Cezary Pazura.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22071, 'Dziecięce konkursy pięknoci.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22072, 'Wybuchy.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22073, 'Wšchanie kleju.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22074, 'Kuba Wojewódzki nękany przez rój myszołowów.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22075, 'Tabletki gwałtu.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22076, 'Moja pochwa.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22077, 'Spodnie bez tyłka.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22078, 'Dawanie z siebie 100%.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22079, 'Jej wysokoć królowa Elżbieta II.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22080, 'Bycie zmarginazowanym.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22081, 'Gobliny.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22082, 'Nadzieja.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22083, 'Mikro penis.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22084, 'Moja dusza.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22085, 'Wikingowie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22086, 'Piękni ludzie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22087, 'Uwodzenie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22088, 'Kompleks Edypa.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22089, 'Gęsi.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22090, 'Globalne ocieplenie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22091, 'Robienie smutnej minki.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22092, 'Kobiece prawa wyborcze.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22093, 'Dziurawa prezerwatywa.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22094, 'Sędzia Anna Maria Wesołowska.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22095, 'Afrykańskie dzieci.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22096, 'Obcišganie w czasie jazdy autem.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22097, 'Spektaktualne mięnie brzucha.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22098, 'Mazurek.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22099, 'Zaspany lew w zoo.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22100, 'Paczka magicznych fasolek.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22101, 'Złe decyzje życiowe.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22102, 'Moje życie seksualne.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22103, 'Żółw jaszczurowaty gryzšcy cie w końcówkę penisa.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22104, 'Wybuch termo jšdrowy.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22105, 'łechtaczka.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22106, 'Donald Tusk.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22107, 'Wymiana uprzejnoci.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22108, 'Zabawa w wampira podczas miesišczki.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22109, 'Wielki wybuch.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22110, 'Miny lšdowe.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22111, 'Znajomi wyjadajšcy całš zagrychę.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22112, 'Kozy pożerajšce dzieci.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22113, 'Jezioro łabędzie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22114, 'Spuszcznie się do basenu dziecięcych łez.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22115, 'Męska pała.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22116, 'Czas dla siebie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22117, 'Opowiadanie kawałów o żydach w nieodpowiednim momecie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22118, 'Morze problemów.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22119, 'Fantazje o drwalach.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22120, 'Głos Krystyny Czubówny.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22121, 'Kobiety w reklamach jogurtów.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22122, 'Ziołowe tabletki na problemy z potenciš.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22123, 'Bycie pierdolonym czarodziejem.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22124, 'Piercing genitaliów.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22125, 'Znoni transwestyci.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22126, 'Seksowne walki na poduszki.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22127, 'Jšdra.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22128, 'Babcia.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22129, 'Tarcie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22130, 'Ludzie zawszę psujš dobrš zabawę.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22131, 'Pierdzenie o odchodzenie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22132, 'Bycie chujem w stosunku do dzieci.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22133, 'Zastawianie pułapek na złodziei.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22134, 'Materac z TV mango.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22135, 'Umieranie.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22136, 'Huragan Katrina.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22137, 'Geje.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22138, 'Ludzka Głupota.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22139, 'Mężczyżni.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22140, 'Amisze.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22141, 'Pterodaktyre jaja.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22142, 'Zdjęcia integracyjne.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22143, 'Guz mózgu.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22144, 'Karty przeciwko ludzkoci.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22145, 'Strach w czystej postaci.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22146, 'Mleczarz.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22147, 'Niewyparzona buzia.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22148, 'Lubię cycki.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22149, 'Kalesony.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22150, 'Nie mam teamu.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22151, 'Że ja?!?!?!?.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22152, 'Za kalimdor.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22153, 'Za horde!..', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22154, 'Rabarbar.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22155, 'Kotlecik.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22156, 'Tybetańscy mnisi.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22157, 'Tampon.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22158, 'Sałatka.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22159, 'Władca niebiańskich penisów.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22160, 'Syrenka ladacznica.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22161, 'Zużyte majtki.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22162, 'Bijcie masterczułki.', 'Pol');
INSERT INTO white_cards VALUES (22163, 'Krucjata lezbijek.', 'Pol');


--
-- TOC entry 1948 (class 0 OID 0)
-- Dependencies: 168
-- Name: white_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE SET; Schema: public; Owner: cah
--

SELECT pg_catalog.setval('white_cards_id_seq', 22163, true);


--
-- TOC entry 1911 (class 2606 OID 16501)
-- Name: black_cards_pkey; Type: CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace: 
--

ALTER TABLE ONLY black_cards
    ADD CONSTRAINT black_cards_pkey PRIMARY KEY (id);


--
-- TOC entry 1913 (class 2606 OID 16503)
-- Name: black_cards_text_key; Type: CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace: 
--

ALTER TABLE ONLY black_cards
    ADD CONSTRAINT black_cards_text_key UNIQUE (text);


--
-- TOC entry 1917 (class 2606 OID 16505)
-- Name: card_set_black_card_pkey; Type: CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace: 
--

ALTER TABLE ONLY card_set_black_card
    ADD CONSTRAINT card_set_black_card_pkey PRIMARY KEY (card_set_id, black_card_id);


--
-- TOC entry 1915 (class 2606 OID 16507)
-- Name: card_set_pkey; Type: CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace: 
--

ALTER TABLE ONLY card_set
    ADD CONSTRAINT card_set_pkey PRIMARY KEY (id);


--
-- TOC entry 1919 (class 2606 OID 16509)
-- Name: card_set_white_card_pkey; Type: CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace: 
--

ALTER TABLE ONLY card_set_white_card
    ADD CONSTRAINT card_set_white_card_pkey PRIMARY KEY (card_set_id, white_card_id);


--
-- TOC entry 1921 (class 2606 OID 16511)
-- Name: white_cards_pkey; Type: CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace: 
--

ALTER TABLE ONLY white_cards
    ADD CONSTRAINT white_cards_pkey PRIMARY KEY (id);


--
-- TOC entry 1923 (class 2606 OID 16513)
-- Name: white_cards_text_key; Type: CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace: 
--

ALTER TABLE ONLY white_cards
    ADD CONSTRAINT white_cards_text_key UNIQUE (text);


--
-- TOC entry 1924 (class 2606 OID 16514)
-- Name: fk513da45c997611f9; Type: FK CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: cah
--

ALTER TABLE ONLY card_set_black_card
    ADD CONSTRAINT fk513da45c997611f9 FOREIGN KEY (black_card_id) REFERENCES black_cards(id);


--
-- TOC entry 1925 (class 2606 OID 16519)
-- Name: fk513da45cb2505f39; Type: FK CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: cah
--

ALTER TABLE ONLY card_set_black_card
    ADD CONSTRAINT fk513da45cb2505f39 FOREIGN KEY (card_set_id) REFERENCES card_set(id);


--
-- TOC entry 1926 (class 2606 OID 16524)
-- Name: fkc2487272b2505f39; Type: FK CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: cah
--

ALTER TABLE ONLY card_set_white_card
    ADD CONSTRAINT fkc2487272b2505f39 FOREIGN KEY (card_set_id) REFERENCES card_set(id);


--
-- TOC entry 1927 (class 2606 OID 16529)
-- Name: fkc2487272bfd29b4d; Type: FK CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: cah
--

ALTER TABLE ONLY card_set_white_card
    ADD CONSTRAINT fkc2487272bfd29b4d FOREIGN KEY (white_card_id) REFERENCES white_cards(id);


--
-- TOC entry 1942 (class 0 OID 0)
-- Dependencies: 6
-- Name: public; Type: ACL; Schema: -; Owner: postgres
--

REVOKE ALL ON SCHEMA public FROM PUBLIC;
REVOKE ALL ON SCHEMA public FROM postgres;
GRANT ALL ON SCHEMA public TO postgres;
GRANT ALL ON SCHEMA public TO PUBLIC;


-- Completed on 2014-02-16 23:02:31

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