Splitting Aces & Hairs
The assorted ravings, tirades, and musings of The Last Thinking Man
Syrup For Those Waffles, Mitt?

If you were at all surprised by Romney's (henceforth known as "Mitt-For-Brains") latest "evolution" in his abortion views, then I've got some oceanfront property in Wyoming I'd like to sell you.


Mitt-For-Brains cares about exactly one thing: the advancement of the career of Mitt-For-Brains.  He effectively abandoned his job as Governor of Massachusetts halfway through his term to run for President, choosing not to run for reelection because he knew he'd be voted out because he was so despised--seriously, shouldn't a Governor be required to speak well of his constituents?  He hates Massachusetts yet he lives there.  He dislikes New York City yet he owns stock in the Yankees.  He wants to keep the fiasco in Iraq going yet he won't tell his sons to join up.  He claims he's the best suited for national security matters yet his time as Governor saw the laying off of police and firefighters.  Ten bucks says he'd advocate child molestation if he thought it would get him another hundred votes.


2007-08-23 22:09:37 GMT
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