�Hey, Vegeta?�
The saiyajin prince shifted in his bed to find Goku sitting on the edge, staring at him curiously. �KAKA�� Vegeta immediately quieted his voice to avoid waking Bulma, knowing the horrible wrath he would face if he did. �What the hell are you doing here?!�
�Well, I was sleeping when I thought of something. It�s kind of disturbing to me.�
Vegeta glanced at his clock. It was 1:30am. Sighing, he sat up and leaned on his hand. �Speak up, what is it?�
�You know how we fought Freeza and you remember how he looked?�
�Yeah.�
�Well, was Freeza�a boy or a girl?�
The saiyajin prince�s eyes widened and he immediately got out of bed, seized Goku by the arm, and dragged him out to the den. There he released his grip and hissed. �You know what? I could never figure it out either!�
�What do you mean?! You were his right-hand-man for all those years! How could you not know?!!�
Vegeta blushed sheepishly. �It wasn�t easy to tell. I just thought of him as an �it�.�
Goku blinked, �An �it�?�
�Yeah, you know�because Freeza was called master by the other henchmen, yet he looked and sounded like a lady!�
�That reminds me of a funny song!� the third-class super saiyajin piped cheerfully.
�What?�
�Dude Looks Like a Lady.�
Just then, an eeeeeeeevil thought crossed Vegeta�s mind and he rubbed his hands together snickering. �Hey, y�know what would be funny?�
�What?�
�If we went to Hell to see him and asked him personally. Then we could sing that song to get him mad!�
Goku covered his mouth to keep himself from bursting out laughing. �Yeah! Heheheheh!�
�Why don�t we?� the prince continued. �You can teleport us there!�
�Sure! Oh, we are sooooooo bad!!�
�Yeah, I know!�
With that Vegeta seized Goku�s shoulder and the two saiyajins teleported to Other World.
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�Look, Vegeta!� Goku pointed as they stepped into Hell. �There he is!�
�Y�mean, there �it� is.�
�Right what did I say?�
Both scurried over to Freeza, who was sitting on a bench that stood by the Bloody Pond. He apparently didn�t notice them as they crouched behind him.
�HEY FREEZA!!!!!!�
The white and purple creature leapt a good 25 feet into the air, screaming. Goku and Vegeta laughed hysterically. �WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!� Freeza cried, landing a few yards away.
�Sorry dude, I mean dudette, er no, it!� Vegeta responded.
�Why how dare you!!� �it� shouted.
�Sorry, Freeza.� Goku apologized, trying to hold back the urge to wet his pants from contained laughter. �We just have a question for you!�
�Spill it.�
�Are you a male or female?�
�WHAAAAAAAAAAT??!!�
�Do we have to describe the difference?� Vegeta asked.
�WHY YOU�..ANY IDIOT CAN SEE THAT I�M A MAN!!!�
�Wow, Vegeta!� Goku turned to the saiyajin prince. �We must be retards!� Both burst out laughing until they were rolling around on the ground.
�SHUT UP!!� Freeza shouted, face red with humiliation. �SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!!!�
Goku and Vegeta started skipping around the beast. �DUDE LOOKA LIKE A LADYYYYY! DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADYYYYYY!!!�
Goku suddenly held out some lipstick in front of Freeza. �Hey there good lookin�. This will perfectly match your bloodshot eyes!!�
�Lemme do your nails ma�am!� Vegeta yelled, holding up some pink nail polish.
Freeza grabbed his own head and started shaking. �I don�t need it�I don�t need it!!�
�You know you do!� Goku sneered.
�By the way, Freeza.� Vegeta said, blinking his eyes rapidly. �Do you find me seductive. Is that why you kept me for all those years?�
�Ye..I mean�NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!�
And so, the two saiyajins left Hell, leaving Freeza to resolve serious mental issues. As they arrived at Capsule Corp., Goku suddenly had another thought. �Hey, Vegeta. Was Freeza nude in that final form of his?�
THE END