Terri began modelling at the age of 2 months, because even then they could tell she was totally HOT. Ever since then she has graced the cover of almost every magazine ever published, been Penthouse Pet of the year 280 times in a row, and even invented CD players. In 1988 she became the first woman to fly solo in space, accompanied by her ever-faithful dog, Calypso. Debate has raged ever since as to whether it could technically be called a 'solo' flight, but Calypso didn't seem to mind.
Currently Terri resides in sunny Spain, a place where a lot of people speak Spanish. In between taking her clothes off a lot she enjoys such diverse hobbies such as inventing new letters for the alphabet, working on her website (which she is quite good at - after all, she was the one who invented the internet) and being TOTALLY HOT. One day she plans on being behind the cameras, and I'm really keen to find out which cameras so I can buy them and keep them in my room.
2) Her father and mother tried to avoid Dutch stereotypes - to the point where they became recluses who lived in a windmill surrounded by tulips and wore wooden clogs everywhere they went.
3) She wants me. Bad.
4) She's a HUGE Kevin Smith fan, and every Halloween dresses up as 'Jay'. Her uncle Jerome sometimes accompanies her as 'Silent Bob'.
5) Her name is an anagram of TRIMMERS USER...and from some photos I can see exactly what it is that gets trimmed!
6) Her fan club is made up of some 4 billion members from all over the world and even a few from distant galaxies who have really powerful internet connections.
7) Russian pop group Tatu have admitted that every time they mention the words "she" or "her" in their songs they're referring to Terri.
8) It is actually Terri that writes all the 'Harry Potter' books. They are largely based on her own life experiences.
9) The only reason Terri models nude sometimes is because it's really, really hot in Spain.
10) She still wants me. Bad.
