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You have chosen...
CORRECTLY!
Obviously the other two are pictures of Steven Seagal ROCKING ON! The one you have chosen is a picture of him KICKING ASS! While there are many people who would debate that there is no difference between the two (ie. to rock on IS to kick ass, and to kick ass IS to rock on) this is an issue that shall be discussed at a later date, if at all. Just be happy that you got it right!
Steven Seagal would be very impressed indeed if he knew what you've just done. If ever you get a chance to meet him, be sure to tell him of the amazing accomplishment you've just accomplished.
Just one thing...don't get too sure of yourself if you're talking to him. Remember, he is the BEST EVER and although he loves you it would not be wise to think that you know him completely.
Now, onto your special surprises for being so clever... |
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This is a very special picture of Steven Seagal when he was 9 years old. It was taken backstage at a school production of "Calamity Jane", which Steven had written.
To his left is a young OJ Simpson, and to his right a young George Lucas, who Steven Seagal created with a chemistry set. |
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This is a very special picture of Steven Seagal on his 17th birthday. This was taken four days after he was sworn in as President of the United States of America.
To this day, Steven Seagal holds the honor of being the youngest President in American history. Although he only held the position for 26 years, he is often deemed responsible for making the country a better place to live than Fiji. |
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And finally, a very special picture of Antonio Banderas' kitchen floor, which features not only Steven Seagal's autograph, but imprints of his hands and feet! Yes, the same hands and feet that have delivered more ass kickings than Dominos have delivered pizzas!* |
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*(Exact number not known, although it's reported to be more than 486.) |
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