a) 10 - 15 minutes: Wow! You are a true detective, almost as good as the ones Steven Seagal plays in the movies. Of course, if you are lying then you will receive bad karma and the next time you are watching a Steven Seagal movie at the cinema the film reel will snap and your joyous experience will be completely ruined. So you're better off not lying.
b) 15 - 30 minutes: Not bad, but you're more of a sidekick to one of Steven Seagal's detective characters. Of course, that would mean that you'd have to be black and have a damn rap song play every time you turned on a light switch or opened a box of cereal. And it would probably mean that you would be slightly aggressive or bad to start with but then turn good after Steven Seagal's sense of truth and justice began working its spell on you.
c) 30 minutes - 1 hour or more: Well, granted it was an extremely hard puzzle, so you're not to blame. Although maybe you should watch more Steven Seagal movies so you can recognize his face when you're not even looking at the screen. I'd recommend renting out every one of his films and inviting all of your friends and loved ones over for a weekend movie marathon. That would be so friggin' sweet!
