*-nebah kiss by the front gate..lub ish blind buh the neighborz arent-*
*-moving on ish simple..itz wat yooh leave behind datz sho hard-*
*-eberybodiee wantz to go to heaven..buh nowun realliee wantz to die-*
*-shoot fur the moon..eben ib yooh miss it yooh'll land among the starz-*
*-the onliee difference between falling and falling ish whether er not yooh decide to get bak up again-*
*-the onliee doorz in lyfe dat are closed are the wunz we dun hab the gutz to open-*
*-nebah let a fool kiss yooh..and nebah let a kiss fool yooh-*
*-dey say..[furgib and furget] buh ib sumwun ish wurth furgibing..yooh'll nebah furget dem-*
*-a woman has the last wurd in any argument..nething a man sayz after, dat ish the beginning ob a new argument-*
*-it skarez me to dink eberywun i hab grown up wif er hoo i noe now will soon juss be another memoriee-*
*-the bettah yooh noe sumwun..the less dere ish to day..er maybee derez less dat needz to be sed-*
*-wen all ur wishez are granted..many ob ur dreamz will be destroyed-*
*-wen the door ob happiness closez..another openz buh often tymez we look sho long at the closed door dat we dun see the wun which has been opened fur us-*
*-ib sumpthing good cumz ur way..enjoy it while yooh kan becuz it wunt last furebah-*
*-i wish my mom wuld hab told me the same ding bout guyz dat she told me bout skaree moviez..[dun worriee hunniee, dey're all fake]-*
*-they say lub ish behind ebery corner..i guess i must hab been walking in circlez-*
*-lub ish lyfe..ib yooh miss lub, yooh miss lyfe-*
*-to hyde the key to ur hart ish to risk furgetting where yooh placed it-*
*-yooh laff becuz im different..i laff becuz ur all the same-*
*-dun hate me becuz im beautiful..hate me becuz ur man dink i am-*
*-dun say yooh lub me unless yooh realliee mean it..cuz i myte do sumpthing krazee lyke believe it-*
*-milk does the bodiee good buh damn..how much did yooh drink-*
*-a person hoo ask a question ish a fool fur five minutez..a person hoo doesnt ish a fool furebah-*
*-live onliee fur today..fur tomorrow may nebah cum-*
*-dun push newun too hard..ib itz meant to be..i'll happen-*
*-i wasnt kissing him..i was juss telling his lipz a secret-*
*-rosez are red..violetz are bloo..god made me prettiee buh wat happened to yooh-*
*-nowun kan tell me wat to do..itz my lyfe and i'll live the way i want to-*
*-guyz are lyke rosez..watch out fur the prickz-*
*-hoo let the dogz out..hoo hoo hoo hoo..plz email me bak ib yooh hab the answer..my dogz hab been missing all day-*
*-im lub by sum..hated by many..envied by moust..yet wanted by plentiee-*
*-ib ur naughtiee..go to ur room..ib yooh wanna be naughtiee..go to myne-*
*-heaven wunt hab me and hellz afraid ill take obah-*
*-itz bettah to let sumwun dink yooh are an idiot dan to open ur mouth and prove it-*
*-i alwayz new looking bak on the tearz wuld make me laff..buh i nebah new looking bak on the laff makez me kry-*
*-all good gurlz and boyz go to heaven datz why i wasnt invited-*
*-dun hate the player..hate the game-*
*-the more i get to noe guyz..the more i lyke dogz-*
*-eberywun hoo livez diez..buh not eberywun hoo diez livez-*
*-guyz are lyke slinkieez..itz alwayz fun to watch dem fall down the stairz-*
*-ib yooh need space..join NASA-*
*-dream as ib yooh'll live furebah..live as ib yooh'll die-*
*-itz a gurlz wurld and guyz juss live in it-*
*-a wise munkee nebah munkee wif another munkeez munkee-*
*-ib lub ish't game..den why are dere sho many playerz-*
*-eberywun entitled to be stoopid..buh ur abusing the priviledge-*
im lyke a butterliee-prettiee to see..hard to catch-*
*-wun day ur prince will cum..myne juss took a rong turn..got lost and ish too subborn to ask fur diectionz-*
*-im threw wif guyz..dey all tell lyez..dey break ur hart and make yooh kry..lubing guyz ish such a sin. heeeeeey..check out dat guy juss passed by-*
*-itz not the size ob the dog..itz the size ob the fyte in the dog-*
*-last nyte i was looking at the starz..i was wundering where the heck ish my ceiling-*
*-onliee littoh boyz hoo kall demselvez men say i lub yooh..and dun mean-*
*-im princess..i live in the cloudz..ib yooh wanna kik it wif me, yooh bettah bow down. sho get on ur kness and kall me ur highness cuz baybee..believe me, im californiaz finest-*
*-do i look lyke a groceriee item to yooh..i see yooh checking me out-*
