*~* BeAvEr JoKeZ*~*

wHy KaN't bEaVeRz MaKe iCe cUbEz?
dEy aLwAyZ fOrGeT tHe rEciPe

wHy dO bEaVeR's FiNd iT DiFfiCuLt tO mArRiE?
bEcUz' yOo DuN HaVe tO mArRiE dEm tO hAvE sEx WiTh DeM

BeAvErZ aRe sO dUmB dEy SaT oN tHe TV aNd WaTcH tHe cOuCh

BeAvEr'S sO dUmB's, sHe gOt HiT By a CuP aNd ToLd tHe POLiCe DaT sHe gOt MuGgEd

BeAvEr'S sO sToOpiD shE gOt a PaRt TiMe jOb PaiNtiNg sKiTtLeZ

BeAvEr'S sO StOoPiD sHe sEd, "WaTz DaT LeTtEr aFtEr x?", aNd i SeD "Y", sHe sEd, "cUz' i WaNnA nOe~!

bEaVeR's So StOoPiD sHe StUdIeD fUr A bLoOd TeSt N fAiLeD

*~*DaViDz pErSoNaL bEaVeR jOKeZ*~*

beavers r so fat, when they sat around the house, they sat AROUND the house

beavers r so fat, when they sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out


hOw MaNy bEaVeR jOkEz aRe dErE...
nOnE bEcUz' dEy'Re aLL tRoO