tablemanners

The Goops they lick their fingers,
        And the Goops they lick their knives;
They spill their broth on the tablecloth;
         Oh they live untidy lives.
The Goops they talk while eating,
          And loud and fast they chew,
So that is why I am glad that I
           Am not a Goop. Are you?

                                      -Gelett Burgess