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Quotes from Senior Year

okay so i cannot believe it is already senior year of high school... well this is one of the random things i do, collect quotes. it started with the husting quotes, really. but this year i'm writing down a whole mass of random things people say. here goes..


Mon 8-26-02
"If you don't do your work, you'll die."
"I guarantee every single one of you in this room will fail a test before the year is over."
-Murray
such a comforting welcome back to school.

Wed 8-28-02
"If you want to be a sushi... chef" -Pierson
hmm.. i just found it funny because she said the same exact thing last year.

Fri 8-30-02
"I am going to collect something.. and put it somewhere" -Pierson

Tue 9-3-02
"I didn't think Martha Stewart was a real person... [five seconds later]
oh! Betty Crocker's not a real person!"
-Kia

Wed 9-4-02
"token white boy" -Mader

Wed 9-4-02
"and this from an AP student!" -Ulland
on Jonny being a bit slow

Thu 9-5-02
Do you know what you use to make decaf coffee? Methylene chloride, the main ingredient in paint stripper." -Murray
"You guys have talent. Let's get going." -Murray

Thu 9-5-02
"I'm a mouse." -Mader

Fri 9-6-02
"Mader sends two hit men in here sixth bell..." -Murray
David and ? just to make fun of Murray's dysfunctional smart board

Fri 9-6-02
"Now I'm addicted [to tuna]! I crave the protein." -Mader

Mon 9-9-02
"AH! We've been hacked!" -Murray
upon seeing Mark Inderhees' name on the Blackboard class list... big and orange.

Tue 9-10-02
"You see somebody going for your glasswear, smack them! I've got a 2 by 4 in the back.
My favorite saying is 'I'm gonna smack you up the side of the head, and then I'm going to hurt you!'"
-Murray

Thu 9-12-02
"Karthik's gonna sign up for nine million things, and he forgets crap! If his head and his butt weren't attached to him, he'd have to go looking for them." -Murray
"Cl and Na see each other across the room, and Cl says to Na, we can make beautiful bonds together." -Murray
"Always marry a chemist. You can get the stains out of anything." -Murray

Tue 9-17-02
"The avalanche is ready to come down the mountain and ruin the Swiss village. It's called your grade." -Murray

Mon 10-21-02
"Well, I meant to say 'A Tale of Two Cities' but it came out, 'A Tale of Two Titties.'" -Graler
about his most amusing malapropism

Thu 11-21-02
"Then I would have to be an alcoholic. That's okay." -Graler
um, i have no idea what that was referring to... anyone else remember?
"...George Elliot, who was really ugly, poor thing." -Graler

Tue 12-10-02
"My mind is becoming a sieve. Some days I think that." -Graler

"x-bar µsually differs from µ" -Ulland

"I've never been infatuated with anyone like that before. Except for Kathryn Hepburn. But she's 95 now, and she's kind of out of my reach." -Graler

Tue 1-14-02
"What did the cow say?
'µuuuuuuuuuuuuu.'"
-Jonny Lee

Tue 1-28-03
"Nobody expects you do to any work fourth quarter. Well, I shouldn't say nobody. But I certainly don't." -Graler
"[holla] is the sixteenth century equivalent of 'sup." -Graler

Tue 2-25-03
our own Diversity Day in stats class:
"I want a piece of Jonny's meat." -Ulland

Mon 3-10-03
Erin: "Ri-cha-cha!"
Graler: "Ri-cha-cha, you're late!"

Tue 3-11-03
"You like the other class better!"
"You're right, I do. Some things you just have to be honest about." -Graler

about absences on due dates:
"Oh that's it. How stupid of me to have forgotten." -Graler

Mon 4-14-03
"My second-favorite bumper sticker is, 'Life's a bitch and then you die.'" -Graler

Fri 5-23-03
me: "Hey, they're taking away Katie's tree..."
liz: "Yeah, I know."
ten seconds later...
liz: "WOAH, Where did Katie's tree go!?"
hahahaha liz, that's what i was just saying

Fri 5-27-03
liz's beautiful banner for our graduation party =):
HAPPY GRADU^ATION!!!

Thu 5-29-03
passing the high school on the way to visit the jr high.
"Woah, why are there so many cars..." says Alexandra, the senior no longer in school... "OH THEY'RE STILL IN SCHOOL!"
yeah, easy to forget such things still exist.

Mon 6-2-03
Alexandra looks longingly at the kids playing ultimate frisbee.
She says to Eric, "So if you join, will I go?"
Eric: "Um, I don't know. Shouldn't you be asking yourself that question?"


and here's the Mader collection:

"token white boy" (return from Europe), how he met his wife, crazy coach, Cross Pen & sickness, Rapper's Delight, Donald Duck, lunch and tuna addiction, marriage proposal, Ernie the car, houstpaining encounter with his wife, Pinto meets stop sign, attempt to be monotone & quiet, throwing things in class, most valuable turkey, his "identical" twins, Hawaii opportunity, Tonga Harding and poor communication, Caltech nerd alert, running to the library for overhead markers, his son's fire advice, first trouble with the law, college roommate advice.

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