PETS
On mars, dere are many types ob animals. However, the lil oodly blobs are the main pets. If you are wondering what in tarnations is an oodly?! Then I will tell you.
Do you see the lil blob next to da heading and da subtitle pets? well can you guess what those are? if you guessed an oodly den you are CORRECT!
Arent't they SOO adorable?! As cute as these lil blobs are, they have these lil mischievious minds. Their brain somehow always directs the lil oodly's to cause trouble.
If you aren't careful, dey could destroy your home! Now, now, dun b frightened by them. Once you've learned ways to calm your lil oodly, everything will be alright, and
they will learn how to love you. At first, da oodly will mis behave, but after you have shown great love and care for the oodly, dey will start to behave. Even if you
know all da ways to calm an oodly, and dey love you dearly, dere are times when da oodlies just cant help themselves and start causing trouble. dunt worry, if dey are well
loved, da damage wont be that bad. Ok, now its time for a few helpful tips on caring for an oodly. Like i said b4, wen you first get an oodly, dey tend to misbehave.
Well to avoid any future damage, you should start by pointing out that making messes and causing trouble was a big NONO. If you think that animals cant understand you,
den you're wrong bout these oodlies. dey can undastand anything u say so dun say anything mean! You can also just cuddle dese CUTE lil oodlies and tell dem how much you luv dem.
If those things dunt work, you could always give them a toothbrush and toothpaste. What, you ask, would dey do wif a toothpaste?! Why, brush dere teeth ob course! Believe me,
oodlies are very intelligent even wif those lil mischievious minds of deres. if dey wanted to, dey could read a book, den write a book report on it, and get an A+!
dat could REALLY come in handy someday. Like if you needed an A BADLY for a grade, da lil oodly would write a book report for you. Dey would only do this if you were EXTRA
friendly wif it. I dunt recemend you do this though, cuz den you wouldnt learn anything and skewl would b useless! Well, i think i wrote too much bout these oodlies so lets
move on to other things!
WILDLIFE
HIYA! Dis is prob my fav part ob mars. DA WILDLIFE! hehehe... dere are many animals on mars but if i named dem all, you would be bored to death! so instead, im just gonna talk bout
my favorite animal on mars. DA MONKIES!! hehehe.. dey look like normal earth monkies but dey have different personalities. As you prob know,
monkies are VERY adorable. Ok well da difference between da earth monkies n da mars monkies is dat one, mars monkies dun like bananas. Second, mars monkies
are more crazier den earth monkies. Dey can also talk in english. however, dey have da ability to communicate to any other living creatures.
If you're thinking that hah! dey're just plain old monkies, who cares? den you're a MEANIE BUTT! SO THERE! humph
o ya, n if you eva meet a monkey frum mars, den you better not be mean to him or her cuz dey gots special powers dat can hurt u pretty bad and
hypnotize you. So remember, MONKIES RULE! hehehe
PEOPLE
Mars gots lotsa ppls. Some ob da ppls look a lot like humans. While others look like animals. my favorite animal person is da cow! hehehe
da cow people are probably da friendliest on mars. However, all da ppls on mars are friendly. so far, everyone got along really well, and deres
been slight quarrels but were easily solved among these civilized beings. Unlike ppls on earth, who can b really lazy n do absolutely nuttin,
da martians are hard working, n dey neba seem to stop to do anything. but, every saturday is kinda like dere day off. Saturday is like dere fun day
and dat whole day dey play fun games and do interesting arts and crafts. Da mars ppls are like earthlings i guess. nuttin really interesting bout them.
da strange thing is, da ppls on mars take lotsa pride in dere cars...not sure y but dey do... well, nutin else to say so lets move on to other things on mars.
BUILDINGS
hmm...mars buildings...well...deres nuttin really to day bout mars buildings cuz dey're basically like earth's buildings cept most ob dem are cone shaped
at da top. da builders work really hard on dem n deres many many buildings. dese buildings are used for da usual things like houses, office buildings, stores, repair shops, ect.
well...i guess dats all dere is to say bout da buildings on my fav planet, mars.
FAMILIES AND HOMELIFE
its time for sum family time! hehehe... just to start it of, im gonna tell you how an ordinary family on mars works. On mars, pets are da most important
Dey are basically da ones in charge. In da household, da pets are da first in charge, den da parents, dun matter if its da mommy or da daddy, den its da girls,
den da boys. sorry guys, but dats how it works on mars! If a family dun gots any pets den dat would mean da parents are in charge. If da parents are always too busy,
and dere were no pets, den da girls take charge. If da parents were always busy, no pets, and dere were no girls, den da boys would b in charge. Ebryone
would USUALLY get along but dey had sum arguments dat dey solved eventually. Just like on earth, if families, dun argue den its like dey arent really a family.
well, dats how da average family on mars works. Now lets explain wat da family members do.
Actually, now dat i think ob it, da girls dun gots certain jobs, boys dun gots certain jobs, grown ups dun gots certain jobs, but pets got certain jobs.
Wat i mean is, da girls dun all gots to clean da house, cook, teach, not b able to go to skewl like da old days on earth. Wat da ppls did is lots like wat we
do here one earth. Girls and boys of all ages would go to skewl, help around da house, do arts n crafts, cook, wateva. And da grown ups would b able to do all
da things da boys n girls can do plus get a job, and support a family. Pets, however, have a job. To make sure all da ppls obey dem n to act cute, cuddly, caring, and helpful.
well, dats basically da homelife of a family on mars. Pretty happy place i'd say.
CLOTHING
lesse here... wat CAN i say bout da clothing on mars? nuttin really....if you have seen earth clothing, den you can probably picture da clothing dey gots on mars.
da clothing on mars are made frum da same materials as da clothing on earth. dere are dresses, skirts, blouses, shorts, pants,sweaters, hats, socks, u name it.
all da clothing though, were A LOT more colorful den da clothing on earth. There were pictures, mirages, swirls of color splotches of color everywhere on da clothing.
you see, da ppls on mars just ADORED color so dey made dere clothing colorful. Well...dats all bout clothing...so off to da next thing on mars!
FOOD
Hihi! i cant believe you actually stuck around for da LAST thing im gonna explain bout mars. You must either b VERY bored, or just very interested bout mars.
well, here goes, da food on mars is x~actly like on earth, cept da ppls AND da animals prefer to eat rice, noodles, and vegetables. Its a good
thing mars is able to grow anything n da ppls would eat anything edible. Mars ppls dun wanna kill dere animals for food, so dey make artificial meat dat tastes xactly
like da meat on earth. ok, dats all for now. dis is da end ob da things im xplaining bout mars! Have a good flight bax to mars!
didja have fun being on mars?(or at least imagining you're on mars by reading dis section?) well it was fun making dis section bout mars
so now you gots to visit more sections ob my site! byebye!
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