Okaiz, this is Juliette and my version of the Muffin Man Song....I think we got bored in science one day and Juliette began drawing muffin man pics in my science book....she also drew a gun shooting a muffin.... =/ Anyway, I always thought that the Muffin Man lived in Baker's Lane but it turns out he lives in Durrie Lane. [I think that's how it's spellt.] Matilda & I actually got into an argument over it. *shrugz* Anyway here it is, the Muffin Man song!~

Do you know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man.
Do you know the Muffin Man who lives down Durrie Lane?

Yes I know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man.
Yes I know the Muffin Man who lives down Durrie Lane

Do you hate the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man.
Do you hate the Muffin Man who lives down Durrie Lane?

Yes I hate the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man.
Yes I hate the Muffin Man who lives down Durrie Lane

Would you kill the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man.
Would you kill the Muffin Man who lives down Durrie Lane?

Yes I'd kill the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man.
Yes I'd kill the Muffin Man who lives down Durrie Lane

How would you kill the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man.
How would you kill the Muffin Man who lives down Durrie Lane?

I would shoot the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man.
I would shoot the Muffin Man who lives down Durrie Lane