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| 1. Pe0pLe wHo p0iNt aT tHeIr WriSt wHiLe aSkInG f0r tHe TiMe....I Kn0w WhErE mY wAtCh iS PaL, wHeRe tHe fUcK iS y0uRs? Do I p0iNt aT mY cRoTcH wHeN I aSk WhErE tHe t0iLeT iS? 2.PeOpLe WhO aRe WiLLiNg To GeT OrF tHeIr ArSe To SeaRcH tHe EnTiRE Ro0m FoR ThE tV rEmOtE bEcaUsE tHEy rEfUsE 2 waLk To The tV [&] ChAngE The cHaNNeL mAnUaLLy. 3. WhEn PeOpLe SaY "oH yOu JuSt WaNt To HaVe YoUr CaKe AnD eAt It ToO" F#cKiNg RiGhT! wHaT gOod iS cAkE iF u CaNt EaT iT? 4. WhEn Pe0pLe SaY "iT'S aLwAyS tHe LaSt pLaCe YoU LoOk". Of CoUrSe It Is. WhY tHe FuCk WoULd U KeeP LoOkINg aFtah YoU fOunD iT? dO pEopLe Do ThIs? WhO [&] wHeRe R tHEy? 5. WhEn Pe0pLe sAy wHiLe WaTChInG a MoViE "dId YoU sEe ThAt?". No t0sSeR, I pAiD $10 t0 c0mE t0 tHe cInEmA aNd StArE aT tHe F#CkIng fLoOr. 6. PeOpLe WhO aSk "cAn I aSk YoU a QuEsTiOn?". DiDn't ReALLi GiVe Me A cHoIcE, dId YoU sUnShIne? 7. WhEn SuMthInG iS 'nEw [&] iMpRoVeD!'. WhIcH iS iT? If iTs NeW, tHeN tHerE hAs NeVaH bEEn Ne ThiNg b[4] It. iF iTs An ImPrOveMeNt, ThEn THeRe MuSt HavE bEEn SuMthInG B[4] iT. 8. WhEn PeOpLe SaY "LiFe Is ShOrT". wHaT tHe FuCk?? LiFe Is ThE LoNgeSt DaMn ThiNg NeOnE eVaH F#CkInG dOeS!! wAt cAn YoU dO tHAts LoNgAh? 9. WhEn WaItiNg For ThE bUs [&] SuMoNe AsKs " Has thE BuS cOmE yEt?". If ThE bUs CaMe WoULd I bE sTaNdInG hERe, KnObHeAd? |
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