©15OCT02

i like to walk down the streets like i'm number one
and pick on random damn losers just for fun
i wear outrageous clothes cause i'm here to stun

yeah aren't i really so damn cool baby

don't write my music for these trendy fools
only those with class are listenin to my tunes
i never been known to get a long with you

who says you gotta be a part of some lame as crowd
no way you clumsy fucker i'm way too mean and proud
this is true i have more style than your entire town

so many girls are in love with me it ain't even funny
if i can't remember their names i just call em honey
i rob their boyfriends if i need some extra money

if you want to make my fuckin day just step fuckin up to the mother fuckin plate and swing away
okay cause life is my game i say
it's a sin not to invite me in for oral sex on samhain i'll call you pumpkin just as i'm cummin
baby you're much cuter than the trash bin

of course you know by now that milk and broccoli keep me lookin great
i'm here to burn down every fast food restaurant in your pathetic state
even though that's probably your favorite place to take a date

yeah

got plenty of hate i'm not so fond of thugs
or people who are fat stupid ugly and on drugs
wind in my hair i'm cruisin the road on a mother fuckin stug

tie lady luck up for a fuck she loves to suck and likes it rough
let me tell you never leave my side girl
attack your back and sack your rack smack your big mac then hack your flak
what to do anything i want to yeah