Props And Drops Cody Carson is seen laying on a big bean bag chair. He is looking
straight
at the camera and you here. The room is kinda full. Dull red walls,
pictures of his old matches and his old titles hung on the wall. There
is a
tree in the far corner and a desk off to the side. Cody, looks like
well,
cody. The baggy Jeans and a white t-shirt. He is looking over some
papers
and then smiles.
Cody: Good evening every one, I hope you have but the kids to
bed
because on this show theirs no fucking beeps and I lay it all on the
line.
That�s why this show it brought to you at one a.m.
Cody smiles and them it fades.
Cody:That�s should have been enough time for all you dumb asses
who
hadn�t put your kids to bed yet to do so.
Cody looks down at the paper and then frowns. He throws the paper
backward
and starts to do it the way his show should be.
Cody: On this show you will be seeing the people I give props,
The
people I want to drop and some in the middle shit. Now, First off, I
have
to give props to Mike Young. His kid did what everyone, including the
boss
thought impossible. He beat Zeek Williams to become the AWA World
heavyweight champion. Lets watch the footage.
Cody points to the wall behind him and a scene slowly descends down and
The
footage starts to role.
Williams and Young both get up about the same time with Williams has
the
advantage as he has Young set up for the Violent Intent when all of the
sudden the lights in the arena went out. The fans in the arena start
going
wildly as they could hear something happen, but not knowing what
actually
is. When the lights come back on both Riggs and Jackson were both laid
out�
Young had dropped down to one knee so Williams went to plan b to hit
The
Silencer instead. Williams bounced off the ropes to get up a head of
steam
when the lights went out again! The fans went wild once again, but the
lights came back on quicker this time just in time to Young fall on to
his
stomach from exhausting with Williams standing looking around to see is
going on with Josh Stevens standing behind him with a sledge hammer.
Williams turned around to face Stevens just in time to get nailed in
the
forehead with the sledge hammer. Zeek then joined Mike on the mat and
Stevens soon left the ring having evened up the match. Wagner didn�t
know
what to do right now with both men down on the mat and the match having
to
have a winner.
Mike got a rush of adrenaline and started to climb up to the top very
slowly, but when he got to the top he wasn�t there long as he jumped
off and
nailed Zeek with his Swanton Bomb! Young barely made the cover after
the
move as Wagner made the count ONE! TWO! THREE!
Dead On Arrival comes to end as EMTs to rush down to the ring to check
on
everyone that was in the match or around the ring for the match. The
final
scene though is of Mike Young holding on to his newly won championship
belt
with a death grip with tears starting to form in his eyes
The footage stops and the cameras go back to Cody. He is clapping
sarcastically.
Cody: Way to go mike. You one the title congrats. You get
props.
But Josh Stevens, big no no buddy. I know you where making the odds
far, I
know that you thought you where doing the right thing, and you where�
But
next time, keep that brown nosing nose out of mikes ass. Speaking of
Stevens, your next on my list. I will give you a middle marker. You
did
beat me, yes. But I also have a dislocated shoulder and you had to try
to
re injurer it� I will give you props for beating me, but come this
Sunday,
You will be getting dropped.
Cody sighs and falls back into the chair.
Cody: Now� Two people I have to give props to. Derek Cantina
and
Hells Guardian. Last week, these two stole the show. They pulled out
all
the stops and by god do I and the AWA fans thank them. Lets watch some
clips from the match.
Again cody points to the wall and the footage starts to play with the
song,
Let the bodies hit the floor by Drowning Pool playing in the back
ground.
Cantina sick of waiting, runs and flies over the top rope doing a
complete
front flip, landing on hells guardians shoulders, shifting momentum and
landing a hurricanrana, sending Guardians head into the steel steps�
Guardian starts to push himself to his feet and Cantina sees this. He
runs
jumps onto the guard rail and spring off going to a diving spear.
Guardian
turns just in time to catch Cantina in a jumping Pit of Hell
{Pedigree}...
Derek Cantina climbs onto the top turnbuckle and steadies himself. He
walks
the top rope then jumps onto Guardians shoulder, sending him flying
with a
hurricanrana. Cantina bounces up, getting pumped as the fans start
chanting
"Derek". Guardian gets up and sees Derek coming with a drop kick. He
moves
just in time. Cantina lands on his back getting the wind knocked out of
him.
Guardian grabs an elbow, stands up and drops a second then a third. He
blatantly starts to choke Cantina and smiles. Jason Margolis tries to
pull
him off but he doesn't budge. He is about to call for the bell when
Cantina
gets his legs up around Guardians neck and reversing the choke into a
arm
bar
Cantina quickly applies yet another arm bar. Guardian uses all his
strength
and powers to his feet, lifting the two hundred and ten pound man with
one
arm and slamming him with a sidewalk-slam. Cantina looks wide eyed as
Guardian grabs him but the head and pulls him up. He hooks Cantina
between
his legs and lifts him up, nailing not one but two power bombs.
He pushes himself over the bigger one and lands an amazing picture
perfect
shooting star press. As he lands the wooden table breaks but announcers
table doesn't. Derek falls off holding his ribs and spitting up blood
and a
good steam of blood comes from guardians mouth...
Cantina reverse it into a handstand on the top rope. As Guardian comes
in
Cantina lands his legs on Guardians shoulder. Guardian expects it and
pushes
him over the top rope. He lands on the apron and lands a quick shoulder
thrust into the big mans gut. He then slingshots himself over the top
rope
and goes for a sunset flip. Guardian almost falls but then goes for an
ass
drop, Cantina moves out of the way and Guardian gets nothing but
canvas.
Cantina is up and lands a quick drop kick to guardian head, snapping it
forward. Cantina then applies a quick head scissors. Guardian Pushes
himself
to his feet with cantina on his shoulder Cantina spring off his
shoulder and
lands on the top rope, corkscrewing back and landing a cross body.
Guardian
catches him and lands a power slam keeping both men on the mat.
Both men lay on the outside Cantina in a load of Hurt and Guardian
still
leaning up against the rail out cold. Cantina after several moment
makes it
to his feet. He rolls Guardian into the ring and stand him up in the
corner.
He raises his hand to the crowd and lands the Last Call {Flipping
Stunner
from top}. After several second, He rolls over and pins guardian. Jason
Margolis slowly counts as the fans count with him
1......2......3!!!!!!!!!!!
The fans erupt with Cheers as "Have A Drink On Me" by AC/DC starts to
play�
The footage stops and bodies stops playing. The cameras come back to
Cody.
Cody:Thank you for that guys. Stay turned after the break to my
prodiction on champions and on up and coming stars.
After the break the cameras pan down to Cody.
Cody: Holy shit, That was the shortest commercial break I have
ever
seen. Anyway� this show is about props and drops� Well, I got a
couples of
people that deserve to be dropped. Jackson Jones and Troy Davidson.
Jackson Jones, you�re a low life son of a bitch that thinks he�s a big
man
because you can put Seth Thomas out for hell, I don�t even know. You
may
think it�s a good thing, but you just proved that You are nothing but a
pussy. And when Seth comes back, your ass better be running. And Troy
Davidson you are nothing you little bitch. The bosses have given you
to
many breaks. You should be dropped.
Cody pulls out a beer from under the chair. He opens it and starts to
drink.
Cody: Now, up and coming Champions� Seeing as I got an X title
contender match� Obviously, the X title is going to be mine. In all
True, I
think The Continental title could go to Josh Stevens or Derek Cantina
and
the world title� Ha, That�s will be a fight between Zeek Williams, Mike
Young, Natalie Augustson, and yours truly. But that�s all the time we
have
for you tonight� So keep your asses whipped and your beavers cleaned�
This
is Cody carson� Good night.
We fade to a commercial for Next weeks Show.
Cody{Voice over}: Next week don�t miss out exclusive Interview
with
the AWA world champion. And all the more props and drops.
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