London Slang Exercise

1	A: Dave! I've won the lottery.
	B: _______.
A	D'you like hospital food
B	You're 'avin' a larf
C	You couldn't run a whelk stall

3	A: I'm going to have my breasts enlarged.
	B: _______.
A	D'you like hospital food
B	Do me a lemon
C	'Ave a word with yourself

5	A: Nigel's been promoted to manager.
	B: Oh my God. He _______.
A	couldn't run a whelk stall
B	's 'avin' a larf
C	likes hospital food

7	A: Let me use your car for the weekend.
	B: _______.
A	You couldn't run a whelk stall
B	You're 'avin' a larf
C	Beggars can't be choosers

2	A: I'm going to the pictures with your girlfriend.
	B: _______.
A	D'you like hospital food
B	Do me a lemon
C	You couldn't run a whelk stall

4	A: Can I borrow another 100 quid then?
	B: _______.
A	You couldn't run a whelk stall
B	You're 'avin' a larf
C	Do me a lemon

6	A: Everything and everyone's against me.
	B: _______.
A	You couldn't run a whelk stall
B	You're 'avin' a larf
C	'Ave a word with yourself

8	A: I'm going to tell your parents you smoke.
	B: _______.
A	You couldn't run a whelk stall
B	You're 'avin' a larf
C	D'you like hospital food