Run Verdict
- Big arrows – lovely!
- Nostalgic Jet on a Stick roundabout!
- Too long!
- We missed the mosque!
GM – Big Ears
Hares/Caterers/Hosts
Swing, Scorch and Hernia set the run and ensured there were enough chickens to go around – many thanks!
Virgins
Milka who joins us from Slovakia. She’s here for some time working for Etisalat and she’ll be back!
Erica (aka Milka) joins us from California. She’s an air traffic controller (out drinking beer before her shift!!) She’ll be here one year and she plans to join us again!
Heather who joins us from the fabulous state of Michigan (yay!). She is also an air traffic controller and plans to run with us again!
New Member
Kim H from the Land of Oz She’s not very good at drinking beer, but she really is a good sport. (See below).
Welcome and On On!
Hash Social
May 29 – Leaving do/treasure hunt/drinking party…there will be teams. See Nibbly Bits or Ball Breaker if you’re interested…you’ve got to have a partner to play….
June 9 – Joint run with Mainland hash. They are hosting.
June 20 – Another pink fizzy brunch at the Intercon.
November Al Ain Rehydration Run.
2010 Interhash – Kuching! 2 – 4 July…be there!
RA – Ooz Ee
Maybe it was the full moon, but something was a bit odd about this night…and RA made the following charges:
General Sins
Thunder Down Under, How Much, CJ, Kim H, Kangaroo Keg, Jan, Fairy Lights and Maurice were all called in for being Australian and somehow sanctioning the actions of a fellow national who was done for child abuse because he strapped in his case of beer, but allowed his child to wander around unrestrained in the car…
Communication Sins on the Run
Pashmina, Jan, Goldilocks and Swing were all done for phone abuse.
Itchy Dick was done for running up behind Whiplash and finding her “sensitive tone.” (Should this be Sex on the Hash?!?)
Tea Boy, Vittamin E, and Dan were charged with forgetting that Hash is a team sport and not calling “On on.” Seems these boys are frequently in trouble for this…need we go over the rules again?!?
Lost Property
Dune Basher was brought in for losing his towel.
Vittamin E was brought in for losing his spare car key. He swears he never had it so it wasn’t technically lost, but we made him drink anyway.
Animal Abuse
Scorch was done for animal abuse; though I don’t know why…all I know is there was the very real possibility of vomit, so we let him off the hook.
Sex on the Hash
Jill for replying to the question: “Are you going to do it?” by saying, “Well, I was going to do it with Liz!”
Nibbly Bits and Hardly Sexy for being seen coming out of a dark alley and Nibbly Bits saying, “That was fantastic!” I’m pretty sure they were both sweating as well…
Front Running Bastards
Bloody Nips, Thunder Down Under, Jan, Vittamin E, Itchy Dick, Big Ears, Dan, and Prancer were called in for running too bloody fast! Don’t they know it’s summer?
Hash Shit
Vittamin E wore the Shit on this hot and humid run, so he was able to pass it on this week. The nominees were:
Sam for wearing yellow (oohh…finally someone speaks his name) and Bloody Nips for not warning Sam about wearing yellow. Though it was finally determined that since Sam was not a virgin, he was responsible for his own actions.
Kim H was nominated for the heinous sin of not drinking her beer during her down down.
Kim H “won” this week and was a good sport about it and proudly wore the Shit while she did her second down down for the night (this time, she actually drank it!) Good on ya, Kim!
Charges from the Floor
Ballbreaker charged Nibbly Bits with child abuse for allowing Olivia to fall asleep on top of the cool boxes. Had she fallen asleep on the cool boxes containing beer, the charge would have been alcohol abuse…
Tony was charged with driving with diplomatic plates and not having a beer. This charge was made explicitly for the purpose of getting rid of the last remaining down down – thus, we again avoided the charge of alcohol abuse. Whew.
The Grub
Swing, Scorch and Hernia provided several whole chickens and fixins’ from Lebanese Flower! Yummy! Thanks guys!
Bits n Bobs
Check out http://sheilaauh4.multiply.com for photos from Interhash 2008 in Perth.
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Plants, pots and tiki torches available to loving homes…see Tiffany’s info below if interested.
OUTDOOR CAT SEEKS LOVING HOME
Female - white and orange cat - approximately 5 years old - inherited upon arrival to AD but unable to keep due to allergies.
- Seeking Individual or Family with Yard
- Sterilized, Fully Vaccinated, and Micro-chipped.
- In Good Health (Teeth cleaned in Oct 07).
- Good with Dogs and Strangers.
- Very Friendly and Enjoys Walks.
- Fairly Independent – just needs food/water and a little attention.
- Comes with Airline Approved Carrier and Bed.
- Desires to be an Outside Pet
- FREE to good home.
Call Tiffany 050-812-0426 or email [email protected]
PLEASE:
· let us know if you are planning to bring a virgin along
· clean up after yourself at the on-back
· please shut up during hash circle!
If you haven’t hared any runs or hosted the Down-Downs, Teaboy, Georg with One E and Wet Willy would like to talk to you. We all need to take our turns:
Teaboy [email protected] 050 626 1452
Vittamin E [email protected] 050 667 0357
Wet Willy [email protected] 050 667 0359
Social Dates for your Diary:
29 May, 2008
Leaving Do/Scavenger Hunt/Drinking. Details to come.
20 June, 2008
Pink Fizz Brunch at Intercon
Events for your Diary:
9 June, 2008
Joint Hash with Mainland. They are hosting.
November 2008
Al Ain Rehydration Run
2 – 4 July 2010
Interhash, Kuching, Malaysia
Please see website for details
“Hashing is a state of mind- a friendship of kindred spirits joined together for the sole purpose of reliving their childhood or fraternity days, releasing the tensions of everyday life, and generally, acting a fool amongst others who will not judge you or measure you by anything more than your sense of humor."
Stray Dog (From the Global Trash Hash Bible complete reference for the Hash House Harriers)
