Run Verdict
- Too Humid!
- Where’s all the sand?!
- 50 minute sprint!
- Itchy Dick disliked it so much he just pissed off!
GM – Big Ears
Hares/Caterers/Hosts
Maurice and Maurice were the Hares, with not a hair between ‘em! , Pashmina and French Fries hosted and provided plenty of space and yummy grub!
Virgins
Vanessa, who joined us for the on-back, is from Germany and she’s in procurement. She’ll be here for two years and she will be back – when? Monday!
John also joined us in time for the on-back. John is from Boston and is in expediting. He’ll also be here two years and will be back!
Ed joins us from Brisbane and he’s an environmentalist (wot?!?) He’s a lifer and he’ll be back!
Hash Numbers
Dirt Track Cowboy earned his 25 runs shirt. However, we had no shirts and since that was his last AUH4 hash, we promised to mail a shirt to him. Yeah…that’s it…we’ll mail it…
Leavers
It is with a heavy heart that we say good bye to our friends Dirt Track Cowboy and Angry Pussy – it’s been fun and we will all miss you! All Hashers are reminded to keep an eye on the Cameroon soccer team…DTC will be “coaching!”
Hash Social
June 9 – Joint run with Mainland hash. They are hosting.
June 20 – Another pink fizzy brunch at the Intercon.
November Al Ain Rehydration Run – We need volunteers for two more checks. Perthy is hosting one. Anyone else interested, please see Big Ears. (It is recommended that you have a 4x4 if you are going to host a check)
2010 Interhash – Kuching! 2 – 4 July…be there!
RA – Perthy Throw Up
Back to atrocious singing…and RA made the following charges:
General Sins
Jennifer, Big Ears, Bloody Nips, Sheila and Chris were all called in for representing various locations with the following sins:
India for not allowing Muslims to buy health insurance because gambling is forbidden in the Quran.
Philippines for having to apologize on behalf of doctors and other staff at Vicente Sotto Med Center because they videoed the surgery of a man who had a perfume bottle up his bum. The video ended up on You Tube!
San Diego for allowing a City Council candidate to remain in the race even though he was spotted by two witnesses in his car masturbating into a cup.
Simon and Sports Bra for a Girl were called in for having a sleep over and one of them was heard to say “Thank you for the sleepover, I’ll give you a nice fry up in the morning.” And they were then seen together having brekky at The Club.
Ed and Kangaroo Keg were called in for being Australian because it was discovered that UK and US divers were left behind in the water during a dive. The problem was that the Aussies went back and found the divers!
Sins from the Run
Bloody Late Arriving Bastard: Richard
Child Abuse
Nibbly Bits was brought in (again) for abandoning Olivia, so Never Never took a short cut and they came back early.
Fairy Lights was brought in for sitting on the concrete and hiding “toys” from the children.
Pashmina, Jan, Bagbum and Perthy were called in for gossiping.
Simon was called in for several things: not calling On on, whingeing, and running past his house twice and not stopping in – except that we discovered that was a different Simon. Oh well. Since Simon was already in, Simon did the down down.
Sex on the Hash
Pashmina, Ooz Ee, Vanessa and John for the love rectangle that came about when Vanessa came running after Ooz Ee looking to join our group.
Goldilocks for baptizing Gearhart.
Jennifer for being part of the following conversation: “Where did you get him from?” Jennifer responds: “He was the most forward, I thought of getting two.” “How did you pick him?” Jennifer responds: “He jumped on me!” I’ll let you decide what or whom she was talking about.
Birthdays
Jennifer, Dune Basher and Thunder Down Under (who was standing in for Danni)
Happy Birthday F@ck You!
Naming
Chris was brought in at the beginning of the evening after it was discovered that he has been Hashing for many, many years but has never been given a name. Along with Hashing, his hobbies include bushwalking, and skiing. He’s a bit of a Nomad, having lived all over the world. He’s married to Theresa, and Chris is often seen pushing their son in his little three wheeler stroller. Based on all this information, the following names were suggested: Three Wheeled Wonder, Bushwanker, Bushwackeroffer, Bushdriller, Tripod, 3 Wheels/3 Islands, and simply 3. The winner is: Bushwackeroffer! On on!
Charges from the Floor
Swing charged RA and all Yanks with the duty of remembering Memorial Day and those who are fighting for our rights and for those who have fallen while doing so.
The Grub
Pashmina and French Fries provided an excellent spread of Lebanese yummies! Thank you for hosting!
Bits n Bobs
Check out http://sheilaauh4.multiply.com for photos from Interhash 2008 in Perth.
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PLEASE:
· let us know if you are planning to bring a virgin along
· clean up after yourself at the on-back
· please shut up during hash circle!
If you haven’t hared any runs or hosted the Down-Downs, Teaboy, Georg with One E and Wet Willy would like to talk to you. We all need to take our turns:
Teaboy [email protected] 050 626 1452
Vittamin E [email protected] 050 667 0357
Wet Willy [email protected] 050 667 0359
Social Dates for your Diary:
20 June, 2008
Pink Fizz Brunch at Intercon
Events for your Diary:
9 June, 2008
Joint Hash with Mainland. They are hosting.
21 November 2008
Al Ain Rehydration Run
2 – 4 July 2010
Interhash, Kuching, Malaysia
Please see website for details
“Hashing is a state of mind- a friendship of kindred spirits joined together for the sole purpose of reliving their childhood or fraternity days, releasing the tensions of everyday life, and generally, acting a fool amongst others who will not judge you or measure you by anything more than your sense of humor."
Stray Dog (From the Global Trash Hash Bible complete reference for the Hash House Harriers)
