The Brak Show - Episode 17
The New Brak
Brak's Dad: Say, Mother, do you like my new boots?
Brak's Mom: No, I don't.
Brak's Dad: Oh, come on, look at the dragons, baby.
They rock.
Brak: This is my new friend, Clarence.
Clarence: My brain can't belive what my ears have
just told it. Brak called me his friend! That's so radical!
Brak's Dad: Hey look, there's little frogs on
my socks. 'Hello, Mother. Would you like to come give this little froggy a kiss?'
Brak's Mom: No.
Brak's Dad: (sigh) Maybe later, boys. She'll be
back. She lives here.
Zorak: Hey, what are you doing hanging around
with this crapsack?
Brak: Oh Clarence? He's studying me.
Zorak: Really? That's nice. You want me to beat
him senseless? Cuz I will, and I won't feel bad about it either. In fact, I'll
feel good. Real good!
Brak: I don't want you to hurt him, Zorak. Including
Clarence I now have two best friends.
Zorak: Yeah, who's the other chump?
Brak: ...It's...you.
Zorak: Aw great. Have you told anybody that? Cuz
if you did I'm going to have to go beat that memory out of them--with a pipe!
Clarence: Hey everyone! Brak is here and that's
perfectly clear.
Brak: Clarence, you're not Brak! I'm Brak!
Clarence: Whoop-dee-doop-dee-do. I'm Brak too.
I say crazy stuff all day and people love me. See? Look at me, the queen of
France in my brand new pants. I'm upside down in a car, driving around to the
grocery store.
