Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quotes

Super Birthday Snake

Meatwad: This ain't no damn bunny rabbit!
Shake: Whaddaya know? It's a snake.
Meatwad: I wanted a bunny rabbit. I was going to name him Nathan--that's Latin for "warm," by the way--Nathan Scott Phillips.
Shake: Turn that frown upside down! You can still have a bunny rabbit...
Meatwad: Really?
Shake: ...With a little imagination of course.
Meatwad: Oh boy!
Shake: Well look what we have here: pipe cleaners, a stapler, and a pound of human hair.
Meatwad: I can make some fur, and shape some ears for him, and staple it all to his head...
Shake: Then you'll be able to have your very own long bunny rabbit that you designed! It's your chance to play God!
Meatwad: Hold still, Nathan. This will only hurt once....but DAMN, will it hurt.

Shake: That's a deep kiss too, like the Europeans. You know, the French, they have to unhinge their jaw to show love.

Frylock: What is that over there?
Shake: I don't know, you're the one with the computer, go look it up.

Shake: Will you shut up, you drunk!
Meatwad: What, you just DECIDE that I'm DRUNK?
Shake: Aaah
Meatwad: You can't DECIDE--
Shake: Shut up!
Meatwad: --I'll make THAT decision--
Shake: Oh my God.
Meatwad: --That decision is MINE and GOD'S--
Shake: Will you listen to yourself? Now look--
Meatwad: --and I'm not...I change...I MAKE that decision--
Shake: DO NOT LISTEN TO MEATWAD!
Meatwad: --that wasn't the decision that was MADE here--
Shake: SPLIT THIS SUCKER DOWN THE MIDDLE!

Carl: If you need anything, you know who to look to--someone else.

Frylock: Why don't you pick up a couple of bitches and come over here tonight--or I'll put a cigarette out in your damn eye!

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