Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quotes

Dumber Dolls

Shake: (runs over Meatwad's "dolls" with the lawnmower) Hey, you better tell your astronauts they better watch where they land their ship next time, cuz they might get *overrun* by the alien life forms.
Meatwad: They ain't got no ship. They use rocket boots.
Shake: Well they don't use nothin now, do they?

Meatwad: ...And then he shouted that my astronauts were living together in sin and they deserved to be mulched.

Meatwad: Does he come with a musket? Cuz that could be a deal-breaker.

Jigglebilly: Come oooon, y'all! Commence the jigglin'!

Happy Time Harry: You know sometimes I like to take this knife and just cut myself, see how hard I can do it before I just pass out, man.
Jigglebilly: Whew...yeah...well, uh, Commence the jigglin', huh?!

Happy Time Harry: Hey, man, you know why you came in that box, right? It's because someone put you there...to die.
Jigglebilly: Now that ain't true now. I got...I got me these night vision goggles!
Happy Time Harry: For what? You're a hillbilly! You don't even know who you are, dude. Look at you. You're a clown. You're a joke.
Jigglebilly: I don't know why I have these goggles.

Shake: (to Happy Time Harry) This is a magic cliff here, like in The Highlander. So you will become the Highlander, and you'll roam the earth forever *trying* to kill yourself, but you won't be able to, because you'll be immortal! Won't *that* suck, little man?
Meatwad: Well, actually, that sounds kind of cool.
Shake: Yeah, it does.
Meatwad: Then I'm gonna do it.
Shake: No you're not! *I'm* doing it!
Frylock: Shake, wait! The Highlander was just a movie, I mean-
Shake: Oh, Frylock. The Highlander was a documentary, and the events happened in real time.

Shake: (to Happytime Harry) Oh you think you're the expert? Let's see how much your ass knows about flying! (throws him off cliff

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