TAG TEAM TURMOIL FOR THE AEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP:
Bram and Magnus vs. The Briscoes vs. Sami Callihan & ??? vs. reDRagon vs. Enzo and Colin vs. Daniel Bryan and Sami Zayn
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- TAG TEAM TURMOIL, WAR! -
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[ As the AEW camera turns on, the sweet strumming of a an old banjo could be heard, it’s the first crack of dawn in Sandy Fork, Delaware for most wrestler at this time was sleeping. But for Dem boys it was time to begin working the second job, as the camera hunts through the front driveway of the Briscoe’s house it finally catches just a glimpse of Mark Briscoe standing on the tailgate of a pick-up truck, he looked up into the sky, a huge smile on his face, his eyes widened as he continued looked into the sky, as if he was the KING of the Tag Team MOUNTAIN ]
NICKNAME | MARK BRISCOE;
"TOKYO DOME… GET READY FOR DUH RIDE OF YA MOTHAFREAKIN’ LIFES BOY… BECAUSE DEM BOYS ARE COMIN’ TA TAKE BACK WHAT IS OURS BOYS… AND IT’S GONNA BE IN TURMOIL BOYS!"
[ As the camera zoomed in, Mark slowly turned his attention towards the camera, his eyes still wide, he pointed straight at the camera. ]
NICKNAME | MARK BRISCOE;
"Tok-yo… Japan, Turmoil for duh Tag team straps… on one hand ya got duh current reigning AEDubya World Tag Team Champions, duh self-proclaimed Best Tag Team in duh World, duh team dat won and lost does straps in one night… duh reDRagon, Bobby Fish and Kyle O’Riley!.. on another side we got duh crazies, Bram and Magnus..."
[ As the cameras zoom out we find Jay Briscoe with his arms crossed over his chest, eyeing down the back of Mark Briscoe’s head, looking irritated and pissed off. Mark turned his head towards Jay. Jay turned towards the camera. ]
NICKNAME | JAY BRISCOE;
"Dis Sunday night, duh Baddest Tag Team on duh Planet reunites again man… Dem boys is back ta prove just why we are duh baddest tag team on duh planet… reDRagon, y’all got somethin’ dat belongs ta us… we haven’t beaten y’all yet… shit we haven’t even faced y’all in AEDubya man… we’ve been ta war around uh world… but here in AEDubya, y’all haven’t beat duh baddest tag team on duh planet… so how duh hell are ya gonna call yaselves duh best tag team in duh world huh?.. how duh hell are y’all gonna say ya duh best AEDubya Tag Team Champions uh duh world when ya havn’t beaten duh Baddest Tag Team on duh planet?.."
[ He paused for a second, pointing at the ground. ]
NICKNAME | JAY BRISCOE;
"Bobby Fish and Kyle O'Reilly, y’all can do ya lil jujitsu shit… Dem boys don’t need ta punch a fuckin’ bag ta KNOW we are duh BEST tag team in duh fuckin’ world man… we don’t need mouth guards ta know we duh BADDEST tag team on duh planet… all we need is dis pro wrestlin’ shit, all we need is does Tag Team straps man… and ta if dat means enterin’ Tag Team Turmoil ta take dem babies back… shit count us in man!.. chicken and I been lookin’ for a war ta fight in… Tag Team Turmoil, is not just a war… It’s VIOLENT man and ya can’t have a violent war without duh most violent tag team in AEDubya!.. y’all are steppin’ inta dat ring wit two hungry gorillas man… two hungry gorillas dat come Superclash will NOT be tamed man… CANNOT BE TAMED AT SUPERCLASH!"
[ He paused, putting a cigar into his mouth and lighting it up, removing the cigar, breathing smoke at the camera. ]
NICKNAME | JAY BRISCOE;
"Superclash II, chicken and I ended duh foundation of duh Shield… we burned dat mothafucka right to duh ground man!.. we walked inta dat ring and we TOOK does straps from dem man… now we back boys… we back in duh mix, Bobby Fish, Kyle O’Reilly… YA GOT SOMETHIN’ DAT BELONGS TA US BOYS… ya got somethin’ dat belongs ta us man, we comin’ ta duh Tokyo Dome ta collect dem pieces of gold boys… WE COMIN’ TA DUH TOKYO DOME TA COLLECT WHAT IS OURS!"
[ Mark lunged forward, his eyes widened as he looked into the camera a gigantic crazy smile on his face. Jay paced back and forth behind him puffing on the cigar. ]
NICKNAME | MARK BRISCOE;
"Y’all AEDubya Universe been askin’ me where was Redneck Kung Fu created... where did duh art of Redneck Kung Fu come into my repertoire… was it in the land of duh risin’ sun or did or did it just come from duh crazy mind of yours truly… well ya know somethin’ boys, no matter where it was created… at duh Tokyo Dome in Japan… DUH REDNECK FIST OF FURY WILL FLY BAYBAY!"
[ His eyes got wider as he swings wildly at the camera, Jay took another drag of the cigar, stepping forward and patting Mark on the shoulder. ]
NICKNAME | JAY BRISCOE;
"We comin’ ta duh Dome ta become three-time AEDubya World Tag Team Champion boys… Bobby Fish, Kyle O'Reilly y’all boys actually think ya duh best tag team win duh world… dis Sunday night we gonna put dat shit ta duh test boys… bring all duh teams ya want, bring duh champions Fish and O’Rielly, bring Bram and Magnus, bring Enzo and Colin, bring Bryan and Zayn… hell Sami Callihan call anyone ya want up from duh graves of ya damn past son… Dem boys will knock it all DOWN!"
[ Mark shoved Jay to the side a bit. ]
NICKNAME | MARK BRISCOE;
"BRING ‘EM ALL BOYS… BRING IT ALL… TAG TEAM TURMOIL, IT’S GONNA BE A TURMOIL OF SLAUGHTER ON OUR WAY OF BECOMIN’ DUH DANG AEDUBYA TAG TEAM CHAMPS ONCE AGAIN, BOI’S!.."
[ Jay nodded his head up and down, taking another drag of the cigar, he looks over at Mark, breathing smoking into the air. ]
NICKNAME | JAY BRISCOE;
"Tell ‘em somthin’ chicken!"
NICKNAME | MARK BRISCOE;
"BRING EVERYTHING BOY’S… CAUSE Y’ALL GONNA NEED IT DIS SUNDAY NIGHT IN DUH DOME… WE COMIN’ FOR BLOOD… WE COMIN’ FOR DUH DANG STRAPS BOYS!"
NICKNAME | JAY BRISCOE;
"Dis Sunday in duh Land of duh Risin’ sun boys… we bringin' duh ass whoopin’... y’all bring duh asses… see y’all at duh Tokyo Dome boi's!"
[ Jay took another drag of his cigar, breathing smoke into the camera as he stepped off the camera frame, Mark stepped closer towards the camera, his eyes widened even more, as he smiled straight at the camera, the scene faded. ]
[ end of scene. ]
[ A Youtube Video loaded up over the screen as the camera comes into focus on the sun shining in the sky. The dogs were heard barking in their kennels. The chickens are heard in the barn as the camera zooms out to find Jay Briscoe walking into the camera frame, turning the camouflaged hat backwards his head, a cigar sticking out of his mouth once again, he takes it out, spitting on the ground, the same black pick-up truck parked behind them. ]
NICKNAME | JAY BRISCOE;
"Dis Sunday night, chicken and I are puttin’ ourselves back inta duh damn division… dat we fixed just two years ago, we coming ta Tokyo ta once again bring dis division BACK ta what it should’a been man… Dem boys are comin’ ta duh damn Tokyo Dome… ta become three-time AEDubya World Tag Team Champion… WE COMIN’ TA DUH DAMN TOKYO DOME TA TAKE BACK WHAT IS OURS MAN… Tag Team Turmoil will bring duh best tag teams in the world in one WAR… one damn battle man, reDRagon defend does straps against three tag teams and a looney mothafucka, like Sami Callihan!.."
[ He paused, Mark Briscoe stepped into the camera his head raised high, his eyes widened as he looked into the camera, baring his teeth at the camera. ]
NICKNAME | JAY BRISCOE;
"reDRagon, y’all come ta AEDubya thinkin’ ya some unstoppable fighters man… wit ya lil mouth pieces in ya mouths thinkin’ ya some bad ass mothafuckas… yet y’all go on ta duh Last Stand ta win and loss duh damn Tag Team straps in one night, duh most prestigious titles in duh AEDubya Tag Team division… and ya two mouthguard wearing bitches LOSS THEM IN ONE FUCKIN’ NIGHT… now y’all wanna call yaselfs duh best tag team in duh world… I’m callin’ bullshit right now man…"
[ Mark looked over at Jay, his eyes widened. ]
NICKNAME | MARK BRISCOE;
"Ahhh DAMN! Jay Briscoe just called BULLSHIT on duh AEDubya Tag Team Champs son!.. Hey, hey brotha… does boys like ta wear duh mouth guards… did duh ‘merican dream Dusty Rhodes wear a mouth guard when he won duh NDubyaA World Heavyweight Championship…"
[ Mark danced around behind Jay, Jay took a drag of the cigar, looking straight into the camera. ]
NICKNAME | JAY BRISCOE;
"Fuck no man, duh late great… ‘Merican DREAM didn’t wear does piece of shit mouth guards when he won dat NDubyaA World Heavyweight Championship… rest his soul man, dis win at Superclash, dis one’s for duh dream baybay!.."
[ Jay pointed up towards the sky. Mark continued to dance around behind Jay. ]
NICKNAME | MARK BRISCOE;
"FOR DUH DREAM!.. FOR DUH DEAM!.. BBAAYYYBBBBAAAYYYY! CCCCCAAAAAWWWW... CCCCAAAAAWWWWWW!"
[ Jay nodded, taking another drag of his cigar, flicking it to the ground and then spitting on the ground. ]
NICKNAME | JAY BRISCOE;
"But ya see wit duh Turmoil comes more of duh tag teams in AEDubya all lookin’ ta become duh Tag Team champs… and ya know man, I gotta thank Sami Callihan for dis man… I gotta think dat crazy mothafucka for even thinkin’ up of dis match man… cashin’ in dat lil Feast or Fired Case in Tokyo, Japan… ya got alotta balls steppin’ up ta Bobby Fish and Kyle O’Reilly man… especially after does boys put duh Underdogs dat are Daniel Bryan and Sami Zayn down on there damn backs in duh middle of dat ring… ya stepped through those ropes face-ta-face wit does dragon’s and you told does mothafuckas exactly what ya were gonna do at Superclash man… but duh last time one of does Feast or Fired briefcases… Daniel Bryan and Sami Zayn cashed in ta beat us for does same straps man… dis Sunday in Tokyo, we gonna win dem straps back man… we gonna win duh Turmoil WAR!.. but then ya toss those two bitches, Bram and Magnus inta duh mix man… ya got duh makings of a sure FIRE AND HELL WAR… and dats what dem boys are lookin’ for man… duh WAR, we fought duh Usos in there own damn match, duh Samoan Strap and we whooped does boys ass all over duh ring man… and now AEDubya wants ta toss two men dat actually think they’re more Violent… more Hardcore than Dem boys, dis Sunday… y’all gonna find out just how Violent duh baddest tag team on duh damn planet can be boys!"
[ Spitting on the ground, Jay Briscoe looked back into the camera small grin coming from under his beard. ]
NICKNAME | JAY BRISCOE;
"Than we got duh REALEST GUYS IN DUH ROOM… don’t think we forgot ‘bout you two boys… last year ya took a chance for chicken and I ta become duh three-time Tag Team Champions away from us… Enzo, you and dat Big piece of shit, Big Cass… took an opportunity for Dem boys ta take duh Tag titles back… then for months I decided ta take duh Single road man… I blame ya two bitches for dat man, dis Sunday ya two are gonna learn duh hard way… PAYBACK IS A BITCH!"
[ He paused looking back at Mark who had stopped dancing, he turned with his chest out looking right into the camera, Jay looked back into the camera. ]
NICKNAME | JAY BRISCOE;
"Daniel Bryan, Sami Zayn… ya two bitches were duh one’s dat took does Tag Team straps from dem boys… ya took duh does straps from us… by usin’ duh same thing, Sami Callihan is usin’ dis Sunday… but ya see boys, duh difference is, chicken and I, we ready for ya asses man… Dem boys are coming ta duh damn Tokyo Dome and we leavin’ wit does straps boys!.. we gonna SHOW DUH WORLD, why we are duh baddest tag team on duh planet man… WHY WE ARE DUH MOST VIOLENT TAG TEAM IN DIS BUSINESS, MAN!.. I cannot wait for dis WAR man… Tokyo Dome, dem boys leavin’ AS duh three-time AEDubya World Tag Team Champions… and we gonna whoop y’alls asses… reDRagon, duh best tag team in duh world… dis Sunday night y’all gonna get ya asses kicked by duh Baddest Tag Team on duh Planet… and we duh ones dat are gonna take does straps away from y’all boys, duh rest y’all boys are just collateral damage man… Sami Callihan, whoever ya choose for ya teammate boy… HE COMES TA TOKYO TA GET HIS ASS WHOOPED SON!.. dis Turmoil, is gonna END IN Y’ALLS BLOOD BEING SCATTERED IN DUH FUCKIN' TOKYO DOME BOYS... IT'S GONNA BE A DAMN SLAUGHTER MAN!"
[ Jay pulled another cigar out of his pocket and lit it up. Mark continued to stare into the camera, his bottom lip puckered out, his eyes widened, he points right at the camera, walking towards the camera. ]
NICKNAME | MARK BRISCOE;
"TOKYO DOME… WE COMIN’... WE COMIN’ FOR DUH TURMOIL WWWWAAAARRRRR… AND WE LEAVIN’ WIT DUH STRAPS BAYBAY!"
[ He stops in his tracks, bowing at the camera. ]
NICKNAME | MARK BRISCOE;
"KONICHIWA!"
[ Mark started swinging at the camera and screaming out “CCCCCAAAWWWWW! CCCCCAAAAAAWWWWW!” Jay looked straight into the camera, his eyes widen. ]
NICKNAME | JAY BRISCOE;
"See y’all in Tokyo BITCHES!"
[ Jay and Mark Briscoe both crawled into the seats of the truck as Jay drove off, Mark leaned out the window screaming; “TOKYO HERE WE COME!”, swinging his arms wildly out the window as the scene faded. ]
[ end of scene. ]