FATAL FOUR WAY TAG TEAM MATCH
FOR A SHOT AT THE AEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP:
The Briscoe Brothers vs. The Wolves vs. The Vaudevillains vs. Knux & Crazzy Steve
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- TAG TEAM WAR! -
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[ The Brother’s from Sandy Fork, Delaware have been the standard bearers of AEW’s Tag team division, but now teams are coming in left and right wanting their share of shots at AEW Tag Team Championship, teams such as a Tag Team that has been a pain in Dem boys backsides, that team being The Wolves. How many teams can say they actually beat the Baddest Tag Team on the Planet - exactly, not very many, but one team that can say they have, is Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards. But now you add Aiden English and Simon Gotch; known the the entire world as the Vaudevillains and Crazzy Steve and AEW Television Champion Knux also better known by name of the Menagerie. but then you dangle a shot at the AEW Tag Team Championship, you’ve got the making of a well known WAR on your hands, and you can't have a WAR without Dem boys. This Monday on the Fourth Year Anniversary of AEW's weekly show, Concussion. The Baddest Tag Team on the Planet is coming to the City that Never Sleeps to show the AEW Universe just why they're the Standard Bearers of AEW. ]
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[ It was that time again, the Fourth Year Anniversary was here and Dem boys were ready for a WAR, the chickens were heard off camera doing what they do best, the sun was barely over the mountains in Sandy Fork as the camera panned around seeing the brothers doing what only they do best, besides work there asses off, shooting bows and arrows and guns, chicken caught a glimpse of the cameraman, resting the shotgun over his shoulder, patting his brother on the shoulder, Jay turned around with a cigar sticking out of his mouth, he turned hat backwards, Mark looked into the camera. ]
THE SILENT BRISCOE | MARK BRISCOE;
"October 12th 2015, from duh famous arena, Madison Square Garden in duh great city of NEW YORK CCCCCIIIITTTYYYY, we got duh Fourth Year Anniversary of AEDubya’s Concussion baybay!.. CCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW… CCCCCCCAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!"
[ Mark starts flapping his arms around, running all over the camera frame like a wild man. Jay watched him for a moment before turning towards the camera. ]
THE VIOLENT BRISCOE | JAY BRISCOE;
"Like chicken said man… there's gonna be a party in New York City… at duh most famous arena in duh fuckin’ WWOOORRLLLDD, boys… Madison Square Garden… and DEM BOYS… DUH STANDARD BEARERS OF DUH TAG TEAM DIVISION IN DUH DAMN A-E-DUBYA... WE COMIN’ TA DUH CITY DAT NEVUH SLEEPS, NEEEWWWW YYYYOOOORRRRKKKK CCCCCIIIIITTTTYYYYY TA BECOME DUH THREE-TIME... THREE-TIME A-E-DUBYA TAG TEAM CHAMPS, BOYS... AND THERE AIN'T A DAMN THING, Y'ALL GONNA DO 'BOUT IT!"
[ He paused, spitting on the ground and taking a long drag of the cigar in his hand, blowing smoke into the camera, he pointed at the ground. ]
THE VIOLENT BRISCOE | JAY BRISCOE;
"Ya see when y’all talk about does Tag Team Championships... when ya talkin' 'bout duh A-E-Dubya Tag Team division in A-E-Dubya… y’all gotta be talkin' 'bout duh best tag team's in duh world, like duh first-evuh AEDubya Tag Team Champions of duh World; Bobby Roode and Chris Jericho… ya think about duh Kings of Wrestlin’… but I got some news for y'all man... where duh fuck are those four men now?.. Bobby Roode took his ass back ta dat shitty place called Canada, Chris Jericho, well he a bit busy wit some other issues… and duh Kings of Wrestlin’, does two lil punk ass bitches ‘bout ta implode dis Monday… where does dat leave duh tag team division now huh?!.. looks ta me like it's in complete HORSE SHIT, man... wit some sick bastard like Sami Callihan and his lil frankenstein lookin’ girlfriend, Havok?!.. dats a load of shit man… but after dis Monday in New York City at MSG dats all about ta change man... ya see we duh standard bearers of duh Tag team division boys, we like duh fuckin’ dirtiest playa’s in dis whole tag team game man!"
[ He paused spitting on the ground, Mark stood behind him loading up more guns, Jay put the cigar back into his mouth, inhaling and breathing smoke into the camera. ]
THE VIOLENT BRISCOE | JAY BRISCOE;
"Ya see boys dis Monday at MSG duh standard bearers of A-E-Dubya... aka duh history making hillbillies from by gawd Sandy Fork, Delaware!.."
[ Mark patted Jay on the chest, looking into the camera. ]
THE SILENT BRISCOE | MARK BRISCOE;
"Yeaaaahhhhhhh bbbbbooooyyyyyyyy how bout dis one, aka... duh Tag Team American Dream."
THE VIOLENT BRISCOE | JAY BRISCOE;
"Yeah, yeah dats a good one chicken... how bout dis, aka duh Watchmen... aka GOD'S GOONS!!.. but hey, enough of all dat man… dem boyz got a big match on duh big Anniversary Show, we got one helluva fatal four way match for a shot at does Tag Team straps… tell duh A-E-Dubya Universe who we steppin’ in duh ring wit dis Monday wit chicken!"
[ Mark stepped forward, looking in to the camera. ]
THE SILENT BRISCOE | MARK BRISCOE;
"Aight, so in one corner of duh ring we got duh so-called manly duo of duh Vaudevillains... Aiden English and Simon Gotch!"
[ Mark pointed to the other side of the camera. ]
THE VIOLENT BRISCOE | JAY BRISCOE;
"In another corner we got duh team of Crazzy Steve and duh Television Champion of duh World; Knux…"
[ Mark turned and pointed to the other side of the camera again. ]
THE SILENT BRISCOE | MARK BRISCOE;
"and in duh anothuh corner we got duh hunters… Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards, duh Wolves!"
[ Jay lightly shoves Mark out of the way. ]
THE VIOLENT BRISCOE | JAY BRISCOE;
"Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards, how longs it been since dem boyz and y’all stepped inta duh ring boys… how longs it been since chicken and I whooped y’alls asses all over a wrestlin’ ring… two years, three years, four years maybe man, I mean most of duh times we’ve fought y’all boys have been us beatin’ ya ass for duh Tag Team straps man… come Monday night in Madison Square Garden, nothing different… duh Baddest Tag Team on duh damn planet… Dem boyz from Sandy Fork by gawd, Delaware gonna whoop dat ass like we always done in duh past boys… now chicken and I… we ain’t duh usual wolf hunters, I mean we usually let dem bitches walk… but we gonna make an exception for y’all boys again… y’all boys are two of duh most beautiful creatures on god's green earth!"
THE SILENT BRISCOE | MARK BRISCOE;
"Y’all are lookin’ GOOD right now… we gotta mount y’alls heads right up on our walls boys… duh same goes wit does manly men, duh Vaudevillains and duh Menagerie…"
THE VIOLENT BRISCOE | JAY BRISCOE;
"Speakin’ of some beautiful creatures, chicken… Menagerie, duh clown and duh beast… and I don’t mean duh Freak… I’m talkin’ bout duh World Television Champion… Knux now dat is one fine ass beast man... dat I wanna mount up on my damn wall man... and I intend on mounting some heads up on my damn wall like fuckin’ trophies man!"
THE SILENT BRISCOE | MARK BRISCOE;
"Trophies boys… we gonna hang dem heads up like TROPHIES!!"
[ Mark looked directly into the camera, his eyes widened with a huge smile on his face as he let out a loud “CCCCCAAAAWWWWWWWWW!”, Jay spit on the ground, taking another quick drag of the cigar looking into the camera. ]
THE VIOLENT BRISCOE | JAY BRISCOE;
"It’s been shit… bout a year since dem boyz have held does AEDubya Tag Team straps, chicken?"
THE SILENT BRISCOE | MARK BRISCOE;
"February 15th, 2014… Rock vs. Punk."
THE VIOLENT BRISCOE | JAY BRISCOE;
"It’s been lil over one year... 602 day, 86 weeks since chicken and I have held does tag straps man… let me tell ya somethin’ boys we hungry… duh STARVIN’ for gold man… and now y’all wanna stick three teams into the ring wit... two starvin’ gorillas... gorillas dat come Monday will NOT be tamed no matter what duh hell y’all boys throw our way… two gorillas dats gonna walk outta Madison Square Garden wit a shot against dat lil psycho bitch and his big fuckin’ frankenchick!"
[ Jay paused taking one last drag of the cigar before flicking it to the ground, he picked up a bottle of beer and downed just about the entire bottle, swallowing most of it, before spitting the rest at the camera. ]
THE VIOLENT BRISCOE | JAY BRISCOE;
"We just two hillbillies from Sandy Fork, Delaware dats about ta make more history in duh AEDubya starting Monday in MSG boys and there ain’t a damn thing y’all can do about it!"
[ Jay backed up, his eyes still looking into the camera. Mark stepped forward with a smile on his face. ]
THE SILENT BRISCOE | MARK BRISCOE;
"Dats right boys, we gonna make history in AEDubya one more time by becoming duh three dang-time AEDubya World Tag Team Champs… dat journey starts dis Monday night, October 12th... LIVE from Madison Square Garden… Aiden English and Simon Gotch duh Vaudevillains… versus Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards duh Wolves… versus big Knux and Crazzy Steve duh Menagerie… versus Mark and Jay... duh BY GAWD Briscoe Brothers…"
[ Mark stared into the camera wide eyed and crazy with a bit of his own version of the People's Eyebrow, Jay on the other hand stood behind him taking another swallow of the beer in his hand as a graphic hits. ]
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THE VIOLENT BRISCOE | JAY BRISCOE;
"Madison Square Garden… New York City… October 12th, 2015… duh stage is set for dem boyz ta start duh journey back ta becomin’ duh baddest tag team on duh planet…"
[ Cameras fade up to find Jay Briscoe, only Jay Briscoe this time standing on the camera view, he had a cigar in his mouth and a beer in one hand. ]
THE VIOLENT BRISCOE | JAY BRISCOE;
"Dat is what it’s ALL bout dis Monday night… a chance for dem boyz from Sandy Fork, Delaware to become duh AEDubya World Tag Team Champions once again… we don’t give a shit who duh hell it is boys, I don’t give a damn who duh hell we gotta go through in New York City boys… we don’t give a damn if it’s does lil two circus clowns, Knux and Crazy Steve… we don’t give uh shit if it’s does two old time throwback punk ass boys like Gotch and English… hell I don’t even give a shit if it’s does two neutered puppy dogs, Edwards and Richards… duh world’s famous tag team is walkin’ outta duh world’s famous arena as duh damn number one contenders ta does shiny titles… ya can bet ya damn ass on day boys!"
[ Mark Briscoe danced his way onto the camera frame as only chicken would as if he they had already won the match, Jay took a short sip of his beer and a quick drag of his cigar as he looked over at Mark. ]
THE SILENT BRISCOE | MARK BRISCOE;
"Duh hour is upon us boys… Monday night Concussions fourth year anniversary show... uh shot dem pretty Lil Tag Team Championship... a chance for dem boyz ta make some more history here in AEDubya... Anita male things even bettuh, it's duh fourth year anniversary, dem boyz is gonna PPPAAAARRRRTTTTYYYYY IN NEW YORK CCCCCIITTTTYYYYY BAY-BAY! WOOOOOOO-WEEEEEEEEEE!!"
[ Jay took a quick drag of his cigar, breathing smoke into the air, he pointed at the ground ]
THE VIOLENT BRISCOE | JAY BRISCOE;
"As I've told y'all before... if y'all are tired of dem boyz as duh Tag Team Champions, ya better grab yaselves a pillow...cause after Monday night dem boyz gonna be well on our way ta becomin' three-time Tag Team Champions man… but ya see man, dis Monday night duh shit is ‘bout ta go down in New York City… Madison Square Garden, cause dis Monday night on duh big Fourth Year Anniversary show… chicken and I are puttin’ on duh war paint man, we goin’ ta war wit three of AEDubya’s best tag team’s in duh world… when we steppin’ inta duh ring wit duh Vaudevillians, duh Wolves and Knux and Crazzy Steve…"
[ He paused. ]
THE VIOLENT BRISCOE | JAY BRISCOE;
"Ya see boys dis Monday night duh Baddest Tag Team on duh Planet… we gonna step inta dat ring ta whoop y’alls ass… not only ta whoop does asses boys… we comin’ ta dat big City ta win, and we ain’t gonna stop until we got does straps around our waist son… I don’t give a shit who duh fuck it is we gotta go through dis Monday… ta do it, we hungry boys."
[ Mark jumps around the camera frame, swing his arms wildly, his eyes widened. The hillbilly was ready for war and he was bringing that redneck kung fu to New York City with him, he lets out a loud “CCCCCAAAAWWWW!!!!” as he continued to swing his arms around, screaming into the camera at the top of his lungs. ]
THE SILENT BRISCOE | MARK BRISCOE;
"WE HUNGRY… WE HUNGRY… WE HUNGRY TA BE DUH TAG TEAM CHAMPS AGAIN BOYS… CCCCCCAAAAWWWWWW!… CCCCCCCAAAAAWWWWW!!.."
[ Jay pushed Mark back a bit, taking a quick drag of his cigar. ]
THE VIOLENT BRISCOE | JAY BRISCOE;
"Take it easy boy… take it easy, chicken."
[ He took a quick glimpse back at Mark, looking back into the camera. ]
THE VIOLENT BRISCOE | JAY BRISCOE;
"But Eddie Edwards, Davey Richards we know y’all boys… we been all around duh world tagether wit y’all boys… hell we we’re duh ones ta take duh ROH World Tag Team straps from y’all man… but ya see boys, when y’all had duh chance ta beat us… ya just couldn’t get duh jobs done… duh hunters, were slaughtered like fuckin’ cattle and dats duh exact same thing dats gonna happen ta y’all boys dis Monday… dem boyz is gonna continue our dominance over y’all and there ain’t a damn thing ya can do about it!"
[ He paused, this time taking a sip of his beer, he swallowed it down with a gulp, looking back into the camera, he pointed towards the camera. ]
THE VIOLENT BRISCOE | JAY BRISCOE;
"Than we got, Crazzy Steve and dat big hairy ass TV Champion, duh great Knux… ya seem ta have trail blazed ya way right through duh entire Television title division man… but ya steppin’ inta dem boyz world now man… we duh damn trail blazers of dis shit, duh Shield couldn’t take duh baddest tag team on duh planet and does boys ran rough-shot over dis company… and we took dem out like they we’re nothin’... duh baddest tag team on duh planet proved why we duh standard bearers in dis division… and we gonna prove it dis Monday night against y’all boys… when I drop dat big over group bitch, Knux on his melon head man…"
[ He paused once more. ]
THE VIOLENT BRISCOE | JAY BRISCOE;
"Duh third tag team we gotta give a lotta credit too man… Simon Gotch and Aiden English, duh Vaudevillains… now y’all boys seem ta have it all made out for ya… beatin’ duh Wolves in ya first match… but dats all ya lil throwback mothafuckas are get man… dis Monday in dat city dat never sleeps y’all ‘bout ta get a major wake up call… in duh form of duh baddest damn tag team on duh planet… when we drop ya ass on ya damn heads, dis Monday night duh Briscoe Brothers gonna become one damn step closer ta regaining duh AEDubya World Tag Team Champions again… as for y’all boys, ya’ll can just…"
...REACH FOR DUH SKY, BOYS
[ Jay takes one last drag of his cigar, taking one last sip of his beer before walking off the camera frame, Mark stepped towards the camera his eyes popped out of his head as he danced around and singing loud and a bit off tune. ]
THE SILENT BRISCOE | MARK BRISCOE;
♩ "Start spreadin' the news, I'm leaving today… I want ta be a part of it: New York, New York. These vagabond shoes, are longing ta stray… Right through duh very heart of it... New York, New York…"
[ He continues to dance around the camera frame, singing louder. ]
THE SILENT BRISCOE | MARK BRISCOE;
♩ "I want to wake up, in a city that doesn't sleep… And find we’re king’s of duh hill… Top of duh heap… These little town blues… Are melting away…"
[ He paused with a smile on his face as he chanced the lyrics to his own version of the son, snapping his fingers. ]
THE SILENT BRISCOE | MARK BRISCOE;
♩ "We’ll make a brand new start of it… In old New York… If we can make it there again, we’ll make it anywhere… It's up to ya, New York, New York… New York, New York… we want ta wake up in a city that never sleeps… And find were duh number one contenders ta dem tag team straps... top of duh tag team list... King’s of duh hill... duh number OOOOONNNNNNEEEEE CCCOOONNNNTTTTEEEENNNNNDDDDEEEEERRRRR'S!!!"
[ Mark continued to dance around the camera frame, Jay walked back into the camera frame, looking into the camera. ]
THE VIOLENT BRISCOE | JAY BRISCOE;
"See ya in New York City, boys!"
[ Jay Briscoe took one last sip of the beer, looking into the camera, Mark looked straight at the camera a gigantic crazy smile formed on his face as the scene faded. ]
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