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atmospheric conditions'
dream ramblings of an ex-gf

written by yours truly

i think one of the main reasons that i passed my math exam today was because of my last girlfriend. she gave me her tests from the first semester. she was damn smart too...so i used them to study off of.
i think that getting her tests from her was the best thing that happened to me as a result of that relationship. i regret the utter loss of my innocence although i reclaim it now. bastard bastard bastard.
the following is something i though you might dig...its a dream i had a week ago or so. i woke up from it, felt the effects, and then jotted the damn thing down.
here for your enjoyment...gotta love it
read on

***************ball dreams****************
i have been wondering why my gurlfriend has not returned any of my calls or just avoids me on campus...etc, etc.  i can't seem to find a reason why this would happen, i think she must have found someone else or something to that extent. perhaps she is avoiding me because she is ashamed or something. i didn't even consider this til i had the following dream....

so i had this damn dream about my (ex?) gurlfriend and in this dream the two of us were messin around. it seemed to be goin just fine until clothes began to be removed. my curious hands began to wander over her body, and to my amazement (and utter disgust) i find that she is uh...packing some extra cargo down there.
namely: a nutsack.
shit.
i woke up and got sick.
i'm glad i don't see her anymore now.
i feel soooooo dirty....