ThePikagurl (7:22:10 PM): Hello proud member of the National Man-Boy love association.
AtlusParker (7:22:28 PM): You mistake me for your father.
ThePikagurl (7:22:58 PM): Fuck off not that your capable of it
AtlusParker (7:23:14 PM): Defensive are we? You IMed me first.
ThePikagurl (7:23:31 PM): Proudly dickwad!
AtlusParker (7:23:51 PM): Ha ha. I expected no less of you.
ThePikagurl (7:24:30 PM): Always with comback faggot-fucker
ThePikagurl (7:24:35 PM): ?
AtlusParker (7:25:00 PM): Aren't we obscene today? Do you need a spanking? I'd gladly administer it.
ThePikagurl (7:26:04 PM): Speaking of Spanking I heard Micheal Jackson gave you a real through Spanking at neverland, eh?
AtlusParker (7:26:56 PM): You know, Michael Jackson is old news. You're 17 right? You're the perfect age for my fan club. Would you like to join? Usually we don't accept obese girls but for you I'd gladly make an exception.
ThePikagurl (7:28:01 PM): Stop speaking about yourself, You're really scarying me. Besides I know you've been goin to the doctor for estrogen shots
ThePikagurl (7:28:22 PM): so lwhat size bra do you wear?
AtlusParker (7:28:39 PM): When did we graduate sixth grade? Because that's the last time I heard insults of this...uh..."caliber".
ThePikagurl (7:29:00 PM): Denying it are we?
ThePikagurl (7:29:30 PM): Heard you like child porn as well
AtlusParker (7:29:36 PM): Denying what? You're just spouting chilidish "insults". They don't even phase me. Why should I address them?
AtlusParker (7:30:09 PM): Child porn is anything under 18 including the 15-17 age bracket. My girlfriend is 16 so I guess I do like child porn, in a roundabout way.
ThePikagurl (7:30:50 PM): Your such a hermaphrodyte
AtlusParker (7:30:59 PM): Did you just learn that word in health?
AtlusParker (7:31:10 PM): Or was itt from your weekly viewing of South Park?
ThePikagurl (7:32:01 PM): hell fucking no, heard your girl friend checked in at Jenny Craig last week and wieghed in at a new world record
AtlusParker (7:32:19 PM): Really? That's news to me.
ThePikagurl (7:32:48 PM): Yeah isn't it great? Then she went on a donut run at your house, ate your cock-sucking mother as well
AtlusParker (7:33:05 PM): Did you know I don't live at home with my parents?
ThePikagurl (7:33:38 PM): Told me it taste like chicken
ThePikagurl (7:34:22 PM): Heard you like cock sucking chip'ndales which you pick off the street
AtlusParker (7:34:27 PM): Really now? Do you have anything new to say or will it be a complete rehashing of "insults" from when I was in junior high?
AtlusParker (7:34:44 PM): Or do you have a macro that randomly strings words together?
ThePikagurl (7:35:03 PM): Hey I never knew you were held back in junior high, ego boy
AtlusParker (7:35:22 PM): Really? I was?
ThePikagurl (7:35:50 PM): Yah and this is just in, You'll never make more than 10,000 a year
AtlusParker (7:36:01 PM): But...I already do.
AtlusParker (7:36:25 PM): Could you tell me what you're trying to accomplish or do I have to sit through this "barrage of insults"?
ThePikagurl (7:36:43 PM): striaght to working!? So tell me about the diploma mill of a college you're going to
AtlusParker (7:37:23 PM): None yet. I'm settling in before I goto college. But I have time. I graduated last year.
ThePikagurl (7:38:59 PM): You'll never make it african Arvark humber
AtlusParker (7:39:32 PM): You mean Aardvark humper?
ThePikagurl (7:40:22 PM): Keyboard, prob, buddy, You're so...so.... Annoying, you cannot possibly excel at life
AtlusParker (7:41:06 PM): I'm annoying? But I haven't done anything to you. There I was, minding my own business, then out of nowhere you come wielding your childish insults.
ThePikagurl (7:42:43 PM): you're a waste of time....your personality stinks, you're ego is out of control, and personally, I think you need a therapist.....Goodbye, until we meet again
AtlusParker (7:43:37 PM): Goodbye, my sweet.
ThePikagurl (7:44:15 PM): aduei, aduei
AtlusParker (7:44:55 PM): Adieu, actually. Did you take french?
ThePikagurl (7:45:05 PM): long time ago :-)
AtlusParker (7:45:28 PM): Really? Okay. Well I was just trying to put my 6 years of it to good use by helping you.
ThePikagurl (7:45:56 PM): lol
AtlusParker (7:46:32 PM): So good night, my pet. Until we meet again you will grace my thoughts and dreams.
ThePikagurl (7:46:55 PM): Back to the keenel with you my slut....
AtlusParker (7:47:22 PM): I'm your slut now? Wow. I didn't know you thought of me in that way. But I must disappoint you, I am taken.
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