The Atlus Parker Fan Club FAQ
Q. What are the requirements for joining?
A. We prefer that you're a female between the ages of 15 and 18 but people of both sexes and of any age are welcome to join.
Q. How much does it cost?
A. If you're a female between the ages of 15 and 18, membership in the Atlus Parker Fan Club is absolutely FREE! Otherwise, there's a monthly fee of $29.95 plus a one time joining fee of $19.95 to cover clerical expenses.
Q. Isn't this a bit sexist?
A. Of course not! We're doing this for your own good. Do you really want to be a 70 year old, male groupie for Atlus Parker?
Q. What do I get for joining?
A. What do you get? What don't you get?! Membership in the Atlus Parker Fan Club insures you get a copy of Atlus' monthly newsletter, an autographed picture, a personalized birthday greeting, a free night's stay at his chateau every year, and much MUCH more!
Q. Sounds great! How do I join?
A. Mail your name, sex (Willing or None), birthdate, horoscope sign, eye color, hair color, likes, dislikes, and your measurements to Atlus personally at [email protected]. Emails accompanied by revealing, explicit, or othewise naked photos of yourself will be processed quicker.