Zodiac Sign Light Bulb Jokes
How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb? They changed it already.
How many Taurians does it take to change a lightbulb? A Taurus wouldn't buy a light bulb that need changing.
How many Gemini does it take to change a lightbulb? Two to take out the old bulb, two to shop for a new one, two to write a book about it, and two more to discuss it on a talk show.
How many Cancers does it take to change a lightbulb? Their mom would change it for them. Anyway, Cancer's perfer candles.
How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Their domestic service professionals would change it.
How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually just one. However, they would first need to clean the sockets, read the comparative consumer information about light bulbs, check the wiring, plus read all the warranties, gaurantees and refund policies.
How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb? What do you mean change the bulb??? First they would need to shop for the bulb, and then look for accessories, and maybe return the bulb if it didn't work - and of course do lunch sometime amonst all that....
How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A Scorpio light bulb isn't changed. It's transformed. You just push a button and activate the bulb's next life. Why do you ask? Are you a member of a law enforcement agency. or something?
How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? Sagittarians don't change lightbulbs, but they can teach you how to do it, for a fat fee.
How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Their secretaries will get back to you on that.
How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? Aquarians don't have to change lightbulbs. They simply invent better ones.
How many Pisces does it take to change a lightbulb? Dear God, who knows? Maybe the bulb will change itself, maybe the situation will change so that the light bulb will work again, or maybe it was God's will that the light was to be out forever, or maybe............
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