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MHARZY:
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What
Is MHARZY?
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To The Editor
What Is MHARZY?
The answer to this question is not an easy one.
One answer would be that MHARZY is an acronym for Members
of Har Zion Youth and is the youth
group of Temple Har Zion. It is also a member TYG (Temple
Youth Group) of NFTY's North East Lakes Region, and NFTY
(The North American Federation of Temple
Youth) is the movement for Reform Jewish teens
everywhere.
Another would be to say that MHARZY is an ab
Can I Get Involved?
Yes! MHARZY membership is open to Jewish teens attending
high school. If you'd like to join us just RSVP to one of
the programs in the Monthly Calendar and you'll get the
whole deal on joining.
(Note: Homicidal
maniacs need not apply.)
How Can I Give Feedback On This
Page?
If you have an opinion on this site,
whatever it may be, or want to give something to put on
this page, or see an error on the site, just tell me
(Jon) by e-mail or talk to me.
Letters To The Editor
Dear Editor,
I am really worried. I
recently joined a youth group at my synagogue called
MHARZY. I am extremely worried about the people
there. They are constantly smiling! They are always
nice to everyone. They include everyone in all of
their programs and services. I am beginning to get a
little scared. No one I've ever met is this friendly
to people they just meet. Not only this, but they
also talk about this bigger version of MHARZY which
is like MHARZY only bigger and with more people just
as friendly as the people in MHARZY. I don't
understand! Are these people NORMAL? Please help
- Wanting To Know
Dear Wanting,
No!!
- The Editor
Dear Stefano,
I'm in love with my
younger brother's best friend. There's an age
difference of 5 years! The thing is, he likes me
back! It this illegal? Could I get arrested for child
molestation? I am so confused. If we did start up a
relationship, what am I supposed to tell my brother?
I really want to but I'm afraid of what people will
say, I mean, I'm in high school and he's not. What
will my friends say? What will my parents say? What
will my dog say? What will my grandma say? What will
my grandma's cousin from Alaska say? What will my
uncle's ex-wife's sister-in-law's ex-husband's
mother's grandfather's dead great aunt say? I NEED
YOUR HELP!!!
- In Love With A Minor
Dear In Love,
Unless the legalize relationships with someone with a
5 year age difference, I suggest you go visit with
your grandma's cousin in Alaska. Permanently.
- Stefano
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